The Massholes

[QUOTE=Yellowfever023;2051893]Hi TuHungLow,

Welcome aboard, since you are new you may not know so I will fill you in. Don't pay any attention to this douchbag, mongerexpert as he has recently been outed recently for writing reviews about providers he has not seen and using excerpts from members posts who have. Don't let his name fool you he is far from an expert. Use the thread search tool to find a good place to go, you should be able to leave happy from most places on the south shore.[/QUOTE]Hey yellow...check out post 123 and then you can redact your welcome. Talk to you soon.... SO.

[QUOTE=TuHungLow;2051950]2nd attempt. 1st dissappeared on me. Someone directed me here.

Well thank you for the newbie welcome there Mr Monger Expert. You clearly have demonstrated to me what this site is apparently about. Smash and bash, keyboard warriors and bullshit artists. That's how this board works? What a shame.

It is ironic that you say check the board and do some intel myself. It was your review on this location that I read that made me decide to stop. It was a lame massage no tease. I am aware of the others in the area and that was one of the reasons I asked if the others were the same in the area. This place had mixed reviews but you indicated a HE and it was a convenient stop for me. After being directed here to read this crap I can clearly come to the conclusion that the name you have chosen "Monger Expert" clearly represents a pile of bullshit.

As I read all the BS you should be proud of the fact that you are amongst the first on my list of people to ignore.

As to me posting more? Please don't make me laugh. I'll keep what I do, where I go and who I see to myself. You have proven I don't need sources like you.[/QUOTE]What Stressed Out- affectionately known as SO- was saying is: The self-described MongerExpert is one of the least respected members on this site. Maybe THE least. ME doesn't review the provider, he reviews ads and other monger reviews and states his misinterpretations and childish opinions as fact. He is hammered mercilessly on this site. The *expert* is mostly clueless, and it makes for terrific entertainment.

SO hisself is in rarefied air on this board, as he is one of the more respected members. And for good reason.

Please, as Martin Luther King said: "Can't we all just get along". Rodney said that? Whatever, it's a good philosophy no matter who said it.

BigDog.

[QUOTE=BigDog001;2051964]The info I posted was taken off the board. It was right on. I wrote where CiCi is now, and where Gina will be. It was not cryptic.
BigDog.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BigDog001;2051985]I posted where Gina will be soon; where CiCi is now. The post was removed. BigDog.[/QUOTE]Only Jackson & A2 can remove posts.

Maybe it would be ok to post that info here.

I've seen posts removed before, a couple were mine, asked & got answers as to why they were removed, but not so much about others posts that have been removed.

I wouldn't think stating what happened or saying where the new location is would not be an infraction (& it's not) so I am more than curious as to why the post was removed.

About the only reason I can see for removing the post would be if the providers themselves (purely speculative) convinced A2 to remove it.

Perhaps A2 will let us know, then again maybe not.

BD you could pm those interested as an alternative if the post keeps being removed.

[QUOTE=Skatar018;2052314]Only Jackson & A2 can remove posts.

Maybe it would be ok to post that info here.

I've seen posts removed before, a couple were mine, asked & got answers as to why they were removed, but not so much about others posts that have been removed.

I wouldn't think stating what happened or saying where the new location is would not be an infraction (& it's not) so I am more than curious as to why the post was removed.

About the only reason I can see for removing the post would be if the providers themselves (purely speculative) convinced A2 to remove it.

Perhaps A2 will let us know, then again maybe not.

BD you could pm those interested as an alternative if the post keeps being removed.[/QUOTE]That Gina is out of the biz with no plans to return. And she will be in the homeland soon. It also mentioned that CiCi is NOT out of the biz. She is at Coddington. I don't know what name she is using, or even if it is still CiCi. She is there only a couple days a week, probably the same schedule as at 208, but that is only a guess. Gina was a sweetheart. She'll be missed. Skatar: those are the facts- that is where CiCi and Gina are. There are a lot of opinions, and speculation, and guesswork about what happened and why. It's such BS. There are others (very few though) on USASG who also know the facts. I do NOT fault them for not ringing in. I am a big mouth, but that doesn't preclude the fact that I know my shit.

Peace brother,

BD.

[URL]http://www.myfoxny.com/story/22870696/sex-workers-clients-fight-back-in-minneapolis-prostitution-sting[/URL]

My source on the other ladies, although not impeccable, is trustworthy. The hot chick in her 40's but looked 30's (don't know name) is in the homeland presently. And there are no plans AS OF RIGHT NOW that Coco or others will return.

BD.

[QUOTE=Skatar018;2052314]Only Jackson & A2 can remove posts.

Maybe it would be ok to post that info here.

I've seen posts removed before, a couple were mine, asked & got answers as to why they were removed, but not so much about others posts that have been removed.

I wouldn't think stating what happened or saying where the new location is would not be an infraction (& it's not) so I am more than curious as to why the post was removed.

About the only reason I can see for removing the post would be if the providers themselves (purely speculative) convinced A2 to remove it.

Perhaps A2 will let us know, then again maybe not.

BD you could pm those interested as an alternative if the post keeps being removed.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BigDog001;2051985]I posted where Gina will be soon; where CiCi is now. The post was removed.

BigDog.[/QUOTE][BLUE]When we started using this thread, I assigned some infractions and removed a shitload of posts from the Massage Parlor thread. I was just trying to stop all that crap about what people should or should not post. In the day or two after, I deleted some posts that I thought might start it up again.

Bigdog you might have gotten caught up in that. Sometimes I'll just delete posts and not assign infractions when the guy is tangentially involved in what I'm trying to get rid of. This often happens when one guy is trying to be a peacemaker between two guys who are fighting. I take it down because the posts that were douchey were quoted in the third guys post. If something like this happened BD, apologies. I didn't throw any flags so there wasn't anything wrong with them.

There will [b]NEVER[/b] be a time where a provider will convince me to remove a post because they don't like them. Providers often report posts for violating the posting guidelines. If the post has a violation I act on it. Half my mail is from chicks telling me to take posts down because they don't like them. "I never gave him permission to review me."

A2[/BLUE]

Well my morning started alright. Up early as usual. Then I get a phone call from this guy. He doesn't have a car and could I pick him up and he'll get a ride back. He asked how much it would cost for an hour and a half appointment. I said $350. Makes sense right? My rates are on the ad. $200 an hour $125 half an hour. So I figured $25 for driving 20 min.

WELL things didn't turn out the way I expected. I leave at 9 thirty am. I have an appointment at 12:30 pm with a member of this site, so more than enough time to see this guy beforehand. Well 20 min, right LOL. It was over half an hour. Should have mapquested the address, but I trusted he knew since he's from around the Worcester area. (I arrived in Westborough near Worcester on Monday and leaving Thurs morning) Well I guess I shouldn't have trusted this guy ugg. No biggie. I arrive a little after 10 am, half an hour would be ten thirty when we'd start the session over at noon with enough time for me to take a shower and get ready for the dreamy USA member. I was on cloud nine looking forward to seeing him. No no no, this guy hadn't gone to the bank yet, He said it was close by. Not close by. I took a look at the clock. Ok I'll still have enough time. If it takes longer, I'll see this guy for a partial appointment then drop him off at the pizza place down the street. Unfortunately I forgot that I never changed my car's clock since day light savings time so I don't go by it, except that I forgot that important fact today.

So the bank ended up being quite a ways. Then he wanted to stop at this friends place. Oh he said it was close by. NOT. I told him we don't have a lot of time to fiddle around. He wanted to stop at a liquor store and an x rated store to pick up supplies. I said no, we don't have enough time. I'm looking at the wrong time on my car clock. Oh good it's only 11:15. We will be back at around 11:30 am. I can just drop him off at the pizza place straight away so I can get ready for my dreamy client. Did I say how much I looked forward to seeing him! Well damn, this guy who's taken me on a wild goose chase tells me no its 12:15 pm. And I freak. Are you kidding me? Are you sure I said. Then I remember that the car clock is an hour slow. I told him I got to get back to the hotel fast. Oyy veyy, at least I had already taken a shower. I was seeing the dreamy guy at 12:30 I had to get here fast. I hadn't brought my escort phone with me because it had died and was being charged in the room so I had my real life phone number and didn't have dreamy guys number one me. Right after I told this goose chase guy I'm in a hurry he asked if we could stop quickly to a liquor store! Are you KIDDING ME? I told him definitely not happening! So I hurry to the room with guy in tow because I didn't have time to drop him off at the pizza place. He can walk, since it's not too far, but he wanted to use my room's bathroom.

Ok made it around 12:30 pm. Maybe dreamy guy is still around. Of course I had 20 yes 20 missed calls! So I'm going through the most recent numbers calling, finally dreamy guy answer his phone, but he's already left.:(I'm in a gloomy mood, because of the way things turned out. So goose chase guy is here, WTF, not in the mood at all, but lets start the session. He gives me the $325 He pulls out a bag of coke, yes coke! I DON'T DO DRUGS, I DON't LIKE DRUGS! Does every guy on the planet think that escorts are all druggies? WTF, at least he didn't have much of the stuff (the reason it turned out that he had to stop at his friends house. I asked him for the $20 coke snorting since he was short. So anyway this guy is sweating like a pig. Hmm is it the coke? I don't know for sure, but his sweat was dripping off of him on my face and in my eyes. His work socks were in his boots in the corner, not a pleasant smell yuk. I asked him if he could wipe his sweat and put the air on high blast. Did I mention that it was kind of cool already in my room. So I'm freezing and have sweat still dripping on me, so I asked him to bring the towel over to wipe himself occasionally. He's all crazy active, raging hormones...then all of a sudden he stopped. He sat on the coach looking sullen. He confesses that he had thought that I had told him it was going to be $250 for the hour and a half. Ok, if the rate for an hour is 200, half hour is 125. That's 325, plus all that damn time driving the dude around damn. I expect to be compensated for being a taxi cab driver! He tells me that he won't last him until pay day, that the $345 was all he had left. I asked him if he had at least a credit card. Answer "no" (I'm thinking to myself maybe dude you shouldn't have paid for coke. Since when is coke a necessity? What do I do, but tell him ok. I'll give him back some of the money. I hand him $95. He's still upset. It's still not enough to last until pay day. Ok I gave him $45. I'll keep $200 and just take the loss. He's still sullen. I didn't ask him why at this point. He's not getting any more money back! GEEZE! So I asked him when his ride was coming. So you know what's coming next right? He has no ride! I asked if he could take a taxi. He said it would be too expensive. So begrudgingly I drive him home and told him, "NO MORE PIT STOPS!

Finally got back, 15 more calls missed:(Finally I get another client coming over. So he books for an hour. Ok, well things are looking up. Ok, he put down the 200, started the session, two pops in half an hour. Told me I was incredible, looks at the clock and says well I have to pick my son up for his baseball practice. Can I have a refund for the half an hour I didn't stay? WTF WTF WTF. FINE, gave him $75 back. At LEAST he had a car and could drive himself home! YUP, no more calls. All the calls were earlier when I was farting around with goose chase guy. Moral of the story. I WILL NOT EVER pick anyone up again who doesn't have a car. I don't care if they live 5 min. Away from me. They can walk! So if anyone has had the patience to read this sordid story, am I a pushover? P.S. I got a call tonight from a guy who spoke terrible english. It sounded like he was saying can I put my dick on your head. LOL. Couldn't figure it out so I told him by and ended the call. Not a good day. I'm chillin and watching tv. So ok, 325 today minus 100 for the room. That's 225. Then whatever the heck I spent on gas and Wendy's comfort food ate out of frustration. Ok, Lets say 200 for working from 9:30 am to 2 pm. That's four and a half hours. Geeze who's good at math. Did my day suck as much as I think it did?

[blue]Deb if the guys are ok with it, I don't care if you post stuff like this, but please put in paragraph breaks next time. Not busting your ass, I can see you had a tough day (note the word please) but one big block of text like this makes reading hard.

Cool story,

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=Admin2;2052511][BLUE]When we started using this thread, I assigned some infractions and removed a shitload of posts from the Massage Parlor thread. I was just trying to stop all that crap about what people should or should not post. In the day or two after, I deleted some posts that I thought might start it up again.

Bigdog you might have gotten caught up in that. Sometimes I'll just delete posts and not assign infractions when the guy is tangentially involved in what I'm trying to get rid of. This often happens when one guy is trying to be a peacemaker between two guys who are fighting. I take it down because the posts that were douchey were quoted in the third guys post. If something like this happened BD, apologies. I didn't throw any flags so there wasn't anything wrong with them.

There will [b]NEVER[/b] be a time where a provider will convince me to remove a post because they don't like them. Providers often report posts for violating the posting guidelines. If the post has a violation I act on it. Half my mail is from chicks telling me to take posts down because they don't like them. "I never gave him permission to review me."

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]Where's that "like"button I have been asking for?

[QUOTE=Admin2;2052511][BLUE]When we started using this thread, I assigned some infractions and removed a shitload of posts from the Massage Parlor thread. I was just trying to stop all that crap about what people should or should not post. In the day or two after, I deleted some posts that I thought might start it up again.

Bigdog you might have gotten caught up in that. Sometimes I'll just delete posts and not assign infractions when the guy is tangentially involved in what I'm trying to get rid of. This often happens when one guy is trying to be a peacemaker between two guys who are fighting. I take it down because the posts that were douchey were quoted in the third guys post. If something like this happened BD, apologies. I didn't throw any flags so there wasn't anything wrong with them.

There will [b]NEVER[/b] be a time where a provider will convince me to remove a post because they don't like them. Providers often report posts for violating the posting guidelines. If the post has a violation I act on it. Half my mail is from chicks telling me to take posts down because they don't like them. "I never gave him permission to review me."

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]I should be a big enough person to admit my own mistakes. I trust I can come to the plate when my turn does come. No harm, no foul.

BD.

[QUOTE=BigDog001;2052648]I should be a big enough person to admit my own mistakes. I trust I can come to the plate when my turn does come. No harm, no foul.

BD.[/QUOTE]BD, as far as I am concerned, you are the polar opposite of ME. Keep doing your thing bud.

[QUOTE=PwHerman;2052697]BD, as far as I am concerned, you are the polar opposite of ME. Keep doing your thing bud.[/QUOTE]As the great philosopher Blues Boy King moaned, "nobody loves me except my mother, and she could be jiving me too.".

Just fucking kidding. We shared some shit some time back, didn't we?

SO- bad news. Better to expect chronic shoulder pain, than to expect it to disappear. But as long as it hurts more than your prostate gland, you're doing fine.

Deb- I never read "Memoirs of a Grisha", but I'll read your book. But listen to A2, and break it up into paragraphs and pages.

OldMonger- after yer done on the Viagara thread, pay us a visit here, will ya?

Mr Mongy Expert- where the fuck are you? Get back here. My Jewish friends tell me the upcoming holiday is about sacrificial lambs. That would be you. And sacrificial lambs are needed for the well-being of the community.

Civvie or provider? I had a civvie recently. SHE went home unhappy. Apparently she didn't know that jr was a sensitive instrument of love. Just because it's called a woody...anyway. A friend PM'd me that a civvie tried to stick her finger in his dick-hole. You have GOT to be shitting me! Just thinking about that shit shrivels my dick.

Many years- decades- ago a friend of mine was the president / spokesperson for PUMA. Anyone remember PUMA?

See you later and, Don't forget to post your fucking exploits! GOOD and bad!

BigDog.

Just oil and feather ME. Don't tar and feather. I wouldn't ever want him to go completely into hiding.

[QUOTE=BigDog001;2053219]As the great philosopher Blues Boy King moaned, "nobody loves me except my mother, and she could be jiving me too.".

Just fucking kidding. We shared some shit some time back, didn't we?

SO- bad news. Better to expect chronic shoulder pain, than to expect it to disappear. But as long as it hurts more than your prostate gland, you're doing fine.

Deb- I never read "Memoirs of a Grisha", but I'll read your book. But listen to A2, and break it up into paragraphs and pages.

OldMonger- after yer done on the Viagara thread, pay us a visit here, will ya?

Mr Mongy Expert- where the fuck are you? Get back here. My Jewish friends tell me the upcoming holiday is about sacrificial lambs. That would be you. And sacrificial lambs are needed for the well-being of the community.

Civvie or provider? I had a civvie recently. SHE went home unhappy. Apparently she didn't know that jr was a sensitive instrument of love. Just because it's called a woody...anyway. A friend PM'd me that a civvie tried to stick her finger in his dick-hole. You have GOT to be shitting me! Just thinking about that shit shrivels my dick.

Many years- decades- ago a friend of mine was the president / spokesperson for PUMA. Anyone remember PUMA?

See you later and, Don't forget to post your fucking exploits! GOOD and bad!

BigDog.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dh1610;2053334]Just oil and feather ME. Don't tar and feather. I wouldn't ever want him to go completely into hiding.[/QUOTE]Need to tread a bit lighter. After all," pride goeth before the fall". And I'm headed that way. Damn.

BD.

[QUOTE=Deb4512;2052503]Well my morning started alright. Up early as usual. Then I get a phone call from this guy. He doesn't have a car and could I pick him up and he'll get a ride back. He asked how much it would cost for an hour and a half appointment. I said $350. Makes sense right? My rates are on the ad. $200 an hour $125 half an hour. So I figured $25 for driving 20 min.

WELL things didn't turn out the way I expected. I leave at 9 thirty am. I have an appointment at 12:30 pm with a member of this site, so more than enough time to see this guy beforehand. Well 20 min, right LOL. It was over half an hour. Should have mapquested the address, but I trusted he knew since he's from around the Worcester area. (I arrived in Westborough near Worcester on Monday and leaving Thurs morning) Well I guess I shouldn't have trusted this guy ugg. No biggie. I arrive a little after 10 am, half an hour would be ten thirty when we'd start the session over at noon with enough time for me to take a shower and get ready for the dreamy USA member. I was on cloud nine looking forward to seeing him. No no no, this guy hadn't gone to the bank yet, He said it was close by. Not close by. I took a look at the clock. Ok I'll still have enough time. If it takes longer, I'll see this guy for a partial appointment then drop him off at the pizza place down the street. Unfortunately I forgot that I never changed my car's clock since day light savings time so I don't go by it, except that I forgot that important fact today.

So the bank ended up being quite a ways. Then he wanted to stop at this friends place. Oh he said it was close by. NOT. I told him we don't have a lot of time to fiddle around. He wanted to stop at a liquor store and an x rated store to pick up supplies. I said no, we don't have enough time. I'm looking at the wrong time on my car clock. Oh good it's only 11:15. We will be back at around 11:30 am. I can just drop him off at the pizza place straight away so I can get ready for my dreamy client. Did I say how much I looked forward to seeing him! Well damn, this guy who's taken me on a wild goose chase tells me no its 12:15 pm. And I freak. Are you kidding me? Are you sure I said. Then I remember that the car clock is an hour slow. I told him I got to get back to the hotel fast. Oyy veyy, at least I had already taken a shower. I was seeing the dreamy guy at 12:30 I had to get here fast. I hadn't brought my escort phone with me because it had died and was being charged in the room so I had my real life phone number and didn't have dreamy guys number one me. Right after I told this goose chase guy I'm in a hurry he asked if we could stop quickly to a liquor store! Are you KIDDING ME? I told him definitely not happening! So I hurry to the room with guy in tow because I didn't have time to drop him off at the pizza place. He can walk, since it's not too far, but he wanted to use my room's bathroom.

Ok made it around 12:30 pm. Maybe dreamy guy is still around. Of course I had 20 yes 20 missed calls! So I'm going through the most recent numbers calling, finally dreamy guy answer his phone, but he's already left.:(I'm in a gloomy mood, because of the way things turned out. So goose chase guy is here, WTF, not in the mood at all, but lets start the session. He gives me the $325 He pulls out a bag of coke, yes coke! I DON'T DO DRUGS, I DON't LIKE DRUGS! Does every guy on the planet think that escorts are all druggies? WTF, at least he didn't have much of the stuff (the reason it turned out that he had to stop at his friends house. I asked him for the $20 coke snorting since he was short. So anyway this guy is sweating like a pig. Hmm is it the coke? I don't know for sure, but his sweat was dripping off of him on my face and in my eyes. His work socks were in his boots in the corner, not a pleasant smell yuk. I asked him if he could wipe his sweat and put the air on high blast. Did I mention that it was kind of cool already in my room. So I'm freezing and have sweat still dripping on me, so I asked him to bring the towel over to wipe himself occasionally. He's all crazy active, raging hormones...then all of a sudden he stopped. He sat on the coach looking sullen. He confesses that he had thought that I had told him it was going to be $250 for the hour and a half. Ok, if the rate for an hour is 200, half hour is 125. That's 325, plus all that damn time driving the dude around damn. I expect to be compensated for being a taxi cab driver! He tells me that he won't last him until pay day, that the $345 was all he had left. I asked him if he had at least a credit card. Answer "no" (I'm thinking to myself maybe dude you shouldn't have paid for coke. Since when is coke a necessity? What do I do, but tell him ok. I'll give him back some of the money. I hand him $95. He's still upset. It's still not enough to last until pay day. Ok I gave him $45. I'll keep $200 and just take the loss. He's still sullen. I didn't ask him why at this point. He's not getting any more money back! GEEZE! So I asked him when his ride was coming. So you know what's coming next right? He has no ride! I asked if he could take a taxi. He said it would be too expensive. So begrudgingly I drive him home and told him, "NO MORE PIT STOPS!

Finally got back, 15 more calls missed:(Finally I get another client coming over. So he books for an hour. Ok, well things are looking up. Ok, he put down the 200, started the session, two pops in half an hour. Told me I was incredible, looks at the clock and says well I have to pick my son up for his baseball practice. Can I have a refund for the half an hour I didn't stay? WTF WTF WTF. FINE, gave him $75 back. At LEAST he had a car and could drive himself home! YUP, no more calls. All the calls were earlier when I was farting around with goose chase guy. Moral of the story. I WILL NOT EVER pick anyone up again who doesn't have a car. I don't care if they live 5 min. Away from me. They can walk! So if anyone has had the patience to read this sordid story, am I a pushover? P.S. I got a call tonight from a guy who spoke terrible english. It sounded like he was saying can I put my dick on your head. LOL. Couldn't figure it out so I told him by and ended the call. Not a good day. I'm chillin and watching tv. So ok, 325 today minus 100 for the room. That's 225. Then whatever the heck I spent on gas and Wendy's comfort food ate out of frustration. Ok, Lets say 200 for working from 9:30 am to 2 pm. That's four and a half hours. Geeze who's good at math. Did my day suck as much as I think it did?

[blue]Deb if the guys are ok with it, I don't care if you post stuff like this, but please put in paragraph breaks next time. Not busting your ass, I can see you had a tough day (note the word please) but one big block of text like this makes reading hard.

Cool story,

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]But what an ass you have Deb...it is ingrained in my mind forever...of course I don't mind the many reminders! Xoxo honey! See you soon babe! SO.