Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Bigrig28; 1413376]Hit Smithfield Ave about 4:30, so I headed for a try.

I've hit CH and One before, and this was my second try at ABC. I'll be back.

Without Doubt the best AMP experience in years, I mean since a couple of places in Dallas in the late 90's.

During the Table shower, it was almost a nuru experience.

[url]http://galleries.nurumassage.com/315asa-kina2/03.wmv[/url]

In the room, a very nice rub down, followed by a tounge bath, followed by a nice BBBJ. When she paused to reach for the cover, I was too close and started to shoot. She dove back down on it to finish the CIM.

Standard pricing. 6 house 1. 4 tip.

On second thought, this was all a dream. None of it happened. No need for any of you to check it out. Move along, nothing to see here.[/QUOTE]Don't you hate when they make you come too fast? I need to learn some meditation techniques to try to last longer.

Hit OS this afternoon and pulled 'Kelly'.5'6, 115lb. 34-24-32 at a guess. Flat stomach, pretty face and long dark brown hair half way down her back. Amazing full C's. Just too perky to not be man-made, but I tried to detect if they were and could not! If you like spinners, jump on this one now, since she leaves in a week.

Started with lots of cuddling (she complained she was cold) , then teasing to CBJ and main event. OMG, she is so frigging hot. Tight too. Some length issues, but we went slow and things relaxed enough. Main event was probably the top one for me this year.

Followed up with TS which was very half-hearted, since she now wanted to get rid of me and get back in line. Oh well, I was not expecting anything different if you have the main event first.

In and out in 55min. Which is pretty good for an OS visit.

On my weekly visit to Lily this morning I found out Sunny was back, and at 9:05 AM already busy with another customer. Mamasan introduced me to Lee, a little taller very pretty lady probably in her mid 20s with a bit fuller figure who has been there 2 weeks and better than average English. TS was long and thorough, asked for and got a good soft rub, tease and HR was much better than most and we went over the hour by about 15 minutes. She's definitely not trained in massage, yet she found the tight spot in my left shoulder after having separated it 5 days ago and did a pretty good job loosening it up. Besides the normal $60 door fee I gave her the same amount for her efforts, especially in relieving my shoulder.

Noob here new to the hobby and have been to 1021 a few times. No I have not posted reviews ad have no excuse. I intend to remedy that with the next adventure. So here comes the plea for help. I am traveling to NY this weekend and will be going right through Flushing NY. Last couple of trips to 1021 Ruby and Suzy both said they were from flushing before. I have been digging through the NY forums and nothing is popping out as the place that is in the rotation. There are some horrific stories about other places in the area. Was hoping someone would know which place would be the "Mothership" for lack of better term so I can make sure to get the same service?

Any help would be great!

[QUOTE=Fly Dangler;1413850]On my weekly visit to Lily this morning I found out Sunny was back, and at 9:05 AM already busy with another customer. Mamasan introduced me to Lee, a little taller very pretty lady probably in her mid 20s with a bit fuller figure who has been there 2 weeks and better than average English. TS was long and thorough, asked for and got a good soft rub, tease and HR was much better than most and we went over the hour by about 15 minutes. She's definitely not trained in massage, yet she found the tight spot in my left shoulder after having separated it 5 days ago and did a pretty good job loosening it up. Besides the normal $60 door fee I gave her the same amount for her efforts, especially in relieving my shoulder.[/QUOTE]That was me with Sunny this morning. Had a great visit with her. I wanted to beat the rush.

Here is a question I'm betting none of you have been asked before:

How do you get used to using a condom?

When I was growing up, the only thing we had to worry about other than getting a girl pregnant was getting a case of the clap, to which you would go to the dr get a shot and be done with it. I've tried using a condom at various different times in my life, but always found them to fit poorly, cut off the blood flow and most of all cut off the feeling so I couldn't enjoy myself and get off. Could be because I'm on the larger size down there, especially in thickness. A normal condom only goes less than half way down my shaft and a magnum just fits badly, slides around and will cause friction burns and I still can't feel anything using a magnum?

So here is the deal, how do I get used to using a condom to the point I can use one and actually enjoy myself and end up getting off while using one?

To any of the working girls out there, what happens when you run into a guy like me who when forced to wear a condom they can go and go and never end up getting off or really enjoying myself because of it?

I'm being serious here, no joke!

OK. Some lighter news

First there is this for those who didn't see it.

Canadian province of Ontario legalizes brothels in landmark ruling

[url]http://www.cnn.com/2012/03/26/world/.els/index.html[/url]

And then this.

[url]http://now.msn.com/money/0328-spanis.on-strike.aspx[/url]

What the heck is the world coming do. But then again we have Martha in Ma who hasn't seen a dick in years but needs one. SO

[QUOTE=Needler; 1413956]. <text removed . I've tried using a condom at various different times in my life, but always found them to fit poorly, cut off the blood flow and most of all cut off the feeling so I couldn't enjoy myself and get off. Could be because I'm on the larger size down there, especially in thickness. A normal condom only goes less than half way down my shaft and a magnum just fits badly, slides around and will cause friction burns and I still can't feel anything using a magnum?

<text removed .[/QUOTE]OK, here is the deal. I *had* the same problem. Go looking for Durex Large and Durex XXL. Try CVS. Not every place stocks them! Suddenly you will enjoy getting laid again. Except when the girl insists on using her own. But most girls when they see your size are going to say:

'OMG Honey' (AMP girl)

'You so big Honey' (AMP girl)

'Holy crap, that thing better not get any bigger! (Escort)

'Oh shit, that's the biggest dick I ever saw on a white guy! ' (Stripper)

'WOW. Ohhhh. WOW! Let me give you my private number' (Stripper)

'I don't think I have condoms big enough. <reaches for bigger bottle of lube ' (Escort)

* Yes, those are all things I have been told.

[QUOTE=Stressed Out;1413983]But then again we have Martha in Ma who hasn't seen a dick in years but needs one.[/QUOTE]I expect this refers to changes that occurred in MA about a month and a half ago. From what I've seen it already appearss to have caused a significant increase of MA traffic to RI AMPs, and I expect more to come. Since I have only heard scant details of exactly what happened maybe it would be helpful if someone with better info could fill us all in, especially since it's probable it will eventually have a big impact on our local massage parlor scene.

[QUOTE=David Webb Nh; 1413888]Noob here new to the hobby and have been to 1021 a few times. No I have not posted reviews ad have no excuse. I intend to remedy that with the next adventure. So here comes the plea for help. I am traveling to NY this weekend and will be going right through Flushing NY. Last couple of trips to 1021 Ruby and Suzy both said they were from flushing before. I have been digging through the NY forums and nothing is popping out as the place that is in the rotation. There are some horrific stories about other places in the area. Was hoping someone would know which place would be the "Mothership" for lack of better term so I can make sure to get the same service?

Any help would be great![/QUOTE]"Mothership"? Maybe your a bit confused but I don't think they go back to Flushing to work at a "Mothership" location! Flushing is where 90% of these girls live, they go back there to take there "Bacation" and not work. Flushing does have AMPs but they are not that great or IMHO not as good as the Prov AMPs. I have been to Flushing visiting many times.

Muffy

[QUOTE=Flamebird; 1414122]OK, here is the deal. I *had* the same problem. Go looking for Durex Large and Durex XXL. Try CVS. Not every place stocks them! Suddenly you will enjoy getting laid again. Except when the girl insists on using her own. But most girls when they see your size are going to say:

'OMG Honey' (AMP girl)

'You so big Honey' (AMP girl)

'Holy crap, that thing better not get any bigger! (Escort)

'Oh shit, that's the biggest dick I ever saw on a white guy! ' (Stripper)

'WOW. Ohhhh. WOW! Let me give you my private number' (Stripper)

'I don't think I have condoms big enough. <reaches for bigger bottle of lube ' (Escort)

* Yes, those are all things I have been told.[/QUOTE]L know what you mean, last girl I was with gasped and blurted out WOW with a giggle when she saw it as a big boy. I'm a grower not a shower so when flacid I'm pretty small. There have been a lot of women in my day that can't believe it's the same penis seeing it before and after, LOL.

I'll give those condoms a try, because as I said, to date I just have not found one that I can use and have fun with.

Hey all,

In Providence for the evening and considering my first AMP experience at OS. Heard great things about the girls and service, and it's near my hotel. Be lying if I said I wasn't nervous about my first go-round, but also excited. Have a few n00b questions that I'd be extremely grateful to have answered.

-How much cash should I carry? From reading reviews on here it seems like $2?

-How explicit should requests be?

-I'm a heavy dude-lost about 30 lbs in the past three months but still pretty fat around the middle. Am I going to get static / pushback / upcharged?

Any other advice for a first-timer much appreciated.

[QUOTE=MuffyTheDiver; 1414330]"Mothership"? Maybe your a bit confused but I don't think they go back to Flushing to work at a "Mothership" location! Flushing is where 90% of these girls live, they go back there to take there "Bacation" and not work. Flushing does have AMPs but they are not that great or IMHO not as good as the Prov AMPs. I have been to Flushing visiting many times.

Muffy[/QUOTE]Thanks for the response. I just assumed when they were away they were working at a different place. Not sure why I thought that but thanks for clearing it up. I guess I'll just have to take the "scenic route" and swing through providence on the way back. Review to come.

[QUOTE=Chanhog; 1415313]-How much cash should I carry? From reading reviews on here it seems like $2?

-How explicit should requests be?

-I'm a heavy dude-lost about 30 lbs in the past three months but still pretty fat around the middle. Am I going to get static / pushback / upcharged?

Any other advice for a first-timer much appreciated.[/QUOTE]$200 ($60/$140) is perfect. As best as you can (remember the language barrier) let your provider know what you do and don't like, or go with the flow just to see what she does and call it a learning experience, your choice. You shouldn't expect any hassles about your weight, but if you do ask for Mamasan, explain and ask for new girl. Be yourself, stop sweating the load about anything and enjoy yourself. It only gets easier!

I see the girl from capital bodywork in provides opened a new place in warren, has anyone toftt yet? I never had much luck at capital but always found there ads enticing.

Thanks