Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2199802]Now is the time for all good mongers to come to the aid of their strumpets! To show Chief Hollowcock, Officer Snotdrizzle and Decoy Drenchedhoneypot what I think of their new crime-fighting strategy; I'm going to hunt harlots until the cows come home!! I'm going to paint faces and power wash tonsils while Snotdrizzle has his thumb up his azz. It sux they put Jenn's photo on the news like that, but they're a bunch of smegmaturds at the SPPD. Just remember the rules and use your common sense. SPPD will do anything to avoid solving real brutal crimes like unsolved homicides, so they chase workers.[/QUOTE]I have mongered all over the world, The fkk clubs of Germany, the red light district of Amsterdam, Thailand, Costa Rica.

It's completely legal. If I get caught in the USA for doing the same thing, I get hand cuffed. Fucked up.

My ATF has officially RETIRED!

Ain't been around for a very long time and has successfully beaten the streets.

There are others out their that aren't nearly as gifted OVERALL as the Mighty Midget Bianca!

[QUOTE=BrentFl;2199358]Anyone know where little Bianca went?

Why does it seem that when uncle hits the streets hard, that our strumpets seem to also lose their phone and / or numbers?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lolligagger;2199986]I have mongered all over the world, The fkk clubs of Germany, the red light district of Amsterdam, Thailand, Costa Rica.

It's completely legal. If I get caught in the USA for doing the same thing, I get hand cuffed. Fucked up.[/QUOTE]It was mostly quiet with Sheriff Snotdrizzle snooping all over US19 north of the hump. Gateway had Deputy Pootosser sitting in the north-side parking lot and looking mean. A couple of fatties and hags prowled Haines; and then I spotted my green-eyed snake charmer Kasey. She was a good girl and a cobra's best friend.

9th Ave was dead and so was most of 4th Street. Around 4 AM Haines had more activity mostly between 54th and 50th area. Found Alzena later at a hotel south of 22nd Ave and and couldn't resist her full-friction python re-line. She was all sad and depressed, but when Peter Python came out to play she was ready to roll as always!

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2199813]But you got to be lucky or have good timing. There's still activity behind Hess, but not as much as usual. I was also surprised to see the return of Randi who hails from Hufford, Kansas. She was near the Palmaire early this evening. Been a long time since I painted her tonsils. Thank God for cell phones.[/QUOTE]I too saw Randi was back and had afternoon delight with her. She is one homely gal but nice and has those long skinny legs. A couple years back I got my nose way up inside that coochie with those legs wrapped around my ears. Not sure I'd do that today, but then again?

[QUOTE=Stone4;2194829]I got to meet Kendra last night for first time. Everything that has been said is so correct. She was very friendly and smelled nice and clean and she did not rush at all. Will being seeing her again.[/QUOTE]Is always a great time; even when she's wasted. Spent some quality time with her earlier today and she was a very good girl.

She was quite blitzed, but that didn't keep her from performing like the supreme snake charmer that she is. Had my cobra spitting like Mount Pinatubo in no time.

Earlier today saw fat lard butt Alyson waddling behind Hess like a beached whale.

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2200728]Is always a great time; even when she's wasted. Spent some quality time with her earlier today and she was a very good girl.

She was quite blitzed, but that didn't keep her from performing like the supreme snake charmer that she is. Had my cobra spitting like Mount Pinatubo in no time.

Earlier today saw fat lard butt Alyson waddling behind Hess like a beached whale.[/QUOTE]She is on my bucket list. Any digits?

[QUOTE=EyeMyt;2200629]I too saw Randi was back and had afternoon delight with her. She is one homely gal but nice and has those long skinny legs. A couple years back I got my nose way up inside that coochie with those legs wrapped around my ears. Not sure I'd do that today, but then again?[/QUOTE]Try that with Michelle gummie bear, bleached-blonde hollow head. Saw her the past few days leering and snarling at every vehicle within eyesight. She needs to retire and make way for new strumpets.

Also seen around town was Sarah from the Life of Riley behind the Hess. She looked good and I'm certain someone face f#cked her this afternoon. She calls herself Samantha, but real name is Sarah. She's got olive complexion, nice tight body and a sweet ghetto mouth hat's perfect for draining your cobra in.

Beached whale Alyson was also waddling behind Hess as well.

Best times I've noticed to be looking for harlots is typically from about 2-5 or 6 am.

Saw Deputys Snotdrizzle and Cumwad in action earlier today as they hassled some homeless looking dude by Haines and 62nd ave. Black unmarked Impala and black Chevy SUV. Looked like Walking Tall with Abbot and Costello as the deputys. Any retard can become a cop these days??

Earlier today little miss Alzena aka Lexie was seen behind the Hess followed by her latest worthless bf. Alzena looked good, but she's lost her phone once again. If she was smart she'd lose her greedy bf or trade him in for a rodeo burger? She'll probably have another phone real soon, but may have only text and no voice? Those of you who know Francine will be pleased to know that the caged bird's former bf is now (for the past week) Lexi's new man. Francine is actually quite fortunate to be rid of crispy-brained Chris; and now he's Alzena's newest treasure. Chris is a lot like Hope's bf Jason the lying hearted. Harlots and worthless, hangers on bf's sem to go hand in hand? The good news is that Alzena doesn't let the bf drama interfere with her python reverence and her incessant need for cobra cream pie.

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2201267]Try that with Michelle gummie bear, bleached-blonde hollow head. Saw her the past few days leering and snarling at every vehicle within eyesight. She needs to retire and make way for new strumpets.

Also seen around town was Sarah from the Life of Riley behind the Hess. She looked good and I'm certain someone face f#cked her this afternoon. She calls herself Samantha, but real name is Sarah. She's got olive complexion, nice tight body and a sweet ghetto mouth hat's perfect for draining your cobra in.

Beached whale Alyson was also waddling behind Hess as well.

Best times I've noticed to be looking for harlots is typically from about 2-5 or 6 am.

Saw Deputys Snotdrizzle and Cumwad in action earlier today as they hassled some homeless looking dude by Haines and 62nd ave. Black unmarked Impala and black Chevy SUV. Looked like Walking Tall with Abbot and Costello as the deputys. Any retard can become a cop these days??[/QUOTE]From the Capitol of Egypt? Did not know she was full dentured. I may change my mind on that but no daty!! I'm sure there are teeth in that coochie! She wasn't always as bad as she is now. I think her last stint Lowell was a turning point for her, not in a good way.

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2201589]Earlier today little miss Alzena aka Lexie was seen behind the Hess followed by her latest worthless bf. Alzena looked good, but she's lost her phone once again. If she was smart she'd lose her greedy bf or trade him in for a rodeo burger? She'll probably have another phone real soon, but may have only text and no voice? Those of you who know Francine will be pleased to know that the caged bird's former bf is now (for the past week) Lexi's new man. Francine is actually quite fortunate to be rid of crispy-brained Chris; and now he's Alzena's newest treasure. Chris is a lot like Hope's bf Jason the lying hearted. Harlots and worthless, hangers on bf's sem to go hand in hand? The good news is that Alzena doesn't let the bf drama interfere with her python reverence and her incessant need for cobra cream pie.[/QUOTE]I'd be surprised if she could get a rodeo burger for that worthless scum haha ill never quite understand men of his type but then again I would never want to I think maybe he has brain damage or something.

[QUOTE=RobinHood1984;2201981]I'd be surprised if she could get a rodeo burger for that worthless scum haha ill never quite understand men of his type but then again I would never want to I think maybe he has brain damage or something.[/QUOTE]And Rodeo Burgers are on the dollar menu, but he ain't worth a wooden nickle. Last I heard the two love turds were back at the Cedar or Palmaire. They've been roaming around like a pair of python chasing gypsies. She has no phone, but you can reach her on his phone. He is definitely not as smart as a 3rd grader, but he is quite the con man. Both Francine and Alzena were happy to give most of their money to him. It'd be a better investment for the ladies to just flush all their hard-earned cash down the nearest shitter. He's telling everyone that Alzena is his wife. LOL!!

Seen earlier today was Kendra prowling on 34th street near 2nd ave north. She looked very nice, but I had someone else in my vehicle. Also seen was lard azz Alyson dancing like a big fat bear behind the Hess. Randi can be found at the Candle Light if anyone's interested. Kasey Cockhard is by Haines and 58th ave.

[QUOTE=EyeMyt;2201795]From the Capitol of Egypt? Did not know she was full dentured. I may change my mind on that but no daty!! I'm sure there are teeth in that coochie! She wasn't always as bad as she is now. I think her last stint Lowell was a turning point for her, not in a good way.[/QUOTE]Because when I see that Wildebeest I understand why they shipped her to Lowell. They put her out on the farm with the other beastly creatures. She's a modern day Medusa so let the monger beware. Earlier today she was snarling and hissing on the east side of 34th street looking all mean and scary. At the same time on the other side of 34th was hottt little cheerleader Kendra performing her own form of community service. I feel sorry for the fool who missed Kendra and scooped up that other sabre-toothed beast!

Made a quick 34th loop from 38th down to 1st and back again this morning but zero to be found even though it was prime pay for the room time (10:00-10:30).

Strangely enough not even uncle around. Hmmmm.

Did not get over to 4th today but maybe this afternoon. Safe hunting!

What I find amusing about this post is that it is her ex stalker BF that took part of an email address someone else uses and started posting here. Anyway, CJ or Chrissie is who this is. She is back at it again. Has a decent ass but IMHO that is it. Skills are subpar to just about any of the decent girls here. I don't pick up the chicks that have really bad dental issues and if you are like that you'll want to pass. Teeth are rotting in her head. Silvia Saint look-alike if she was strung out on drugs for a decade! All yours fellas.

[QUOTE=NevauMind;2191398]So as I said in my first post, my new chew toy is now staying with me and looking for new friends. She is a sylvia saint look alike with nice a cups, and an ass to die for. She lets me do whatever I please to her and let me tell you gentlman she is a dirty little strumpet, and upon meeting her you may even remember her from the stroll, but she did not belong there. She has some cheesy tattoos but is HOT. I've placed a CL ad in mw4 m fkr voyeurs and otherwise so take a look.[/QUOTE]

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