Know who your friends are
I received a PM from a member I do not know (red flag) or ever heard of (red flag) without ANY posts (red flag) . He told me that he was new to the board (red flag). He wanted to know if I would join him in doubling up and spitting the cost with him with an eager petite SW he knew (red flag) in the LAKELAND area (FLASHING red flag) for a good time. He assured that the SW was cool with it, he mentioned that we could have her at the same time and that he was a safe guy (red flag) so I should have no concerns (red flag). He actually said that! He mentioned how it would save us money to do this. RIGHT, like .4 for a solo act is going to break someone! He could save .2 by splitting with me. Whoo Hoo.
I took the high road on this and wrote back to Mr. Oscar Mayer Smithfield Hormel-Gwaltney stating that only an idiot would suggest that someone pay a person for sexual acts as it is highly illegal. I told him that I would NEVER participate in such illegal activities. I also reminded him, since he was obviously a new member, that all the stories on this board are written purely as fictional accounts to amuse the masses and have no bearing on real life. I also told him since he seemed so eager to gain creds and trust on the board that he take the time to add some fictional stories to our novella and earn credibility over time like the rest of our Merry Band of Shakespearian Cohorts.
I did however wish him a good day. After all, he IS a new member.
Grain 56.