Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Named;5017235]Just a friendly chime in. I'm only 33, and started lurking on this site when I was around 25. Hell, had my first craigslist monger experience when I was 20 in the military! I use the typical dating apps including Tinder (although they've mostly gone to trash with women peddling their OnlyFans). But I came here to say this, the hobby is more than just being able to pull tail. I get a hell of a rush out of this that I don't get from Tinder or a bar pickup. The experience is something different that I'm willing to pay for.

Plus, if you look at this economically. Depending on the provider, it might even be cheaper than a night of dinner, movie and drinks LOL.[/QUOTE]That's why you have to skip the dinner and movie part.

Went to place on Van Dyke just south of 696. Old hag took my door fee. 10 minutes later, same ugly senior citizen came to the room. I told her I needed to see someone else. Another 5 minutes go by and in walks a 45 year old average looking gal. Gives totally uninspired massage. Finally do the flip and she refuses all humor and resists my attempts to grab her padded ass and tits. Those mediocre parts were locked up like Fort Knox. Finally she mumbles and gives some "stroke yourself" gesture. Despite my feeble attempts to get her to do the deed, I was forced to DIY. As I walked out she demanded a tip. Of course I pretended not to understand her and took off. No handy, no tippy.

How do these places stay in business?

[QUOTE=Named;5017235]Just a friendly chime in. I'm only 33, and started lurking on this site when I was around 25. Hell, had my first craigslist monger experience when I was 20 in the military! I use the typical dating apps including Tinder (although they've mostly gone to trash with women peddling their OnlyFans). But I came here to say this, the hobby is more than just being able to pull tail. I get a hell of a rush out of this that I don't get from Tinder or a bar pickup. The experience is something different that I'm willing to pay for.

Plus, if you look at this economically. Depending on the provider, it might even be cheaper than a night of dinner, movie and drinks LOL.[/QUOTE]I second that. Started lurking on here in my 20's. Besides the rush, I liked the option of knowing how the time with these girls would end and not having to put up with them in my life after.

I also loved these forums for all the education. Well into my late 30's now and some of you mongers practically raised me when it comes to this craft! Prolly why I'm so fucked up LOL.

Safe hunting!

[QUOTE=JayJay123;5016610]Does anyone have info on the Thai massage places on Northwestern in Farmington Hills? PM with details.[/QUOTE]I've been to this place 2 times with no he. Massage itself was very good though both times.

[QUOTE=BobKraft;5017450]I second that. Started lurking on here in my 20's. Besides the rush, I liked the option of knowing how the time with these girls would end and not having to put up with them in my life after.

I also loved these forums for all the education. Well into my late 30's now and some of you mongers practically raised me when it comes to this craft! Prolly why I'm so fucked up LOL.

Safe hunting![/QUOTE]Your absolutely right. I did craigslist back in the day when it was good this site is better. Why?. Its the reviews. I used to go to strip clubs and ask the dj. Which ones were FS. What is great about sc is you see the product. Here with patience you get honest reviews. I did 2 yrs on Ashley Madison. Met about 6 married women. Busted by a husband and it wasn't fun. Cost 250.00 for unlimited contacts. . took hrs of going thru profiles and honestly most of the Ashley milfs want a 20 something they have a husband they want a toy. I have saved $$ here and actually have a few guy friends and I can call them anytime. Variety is the spice of life. I side hustle for cash and blow it. Life is short. Have fun be safe.

Any current massage ladies who are skinny? I don't mean average or just a little slim -- I mean very skinny! (Example, 5 foot 2, 90 pounds).

Or, at least any who are attractive and not age 50+ ? Perhaps a 20-35 year old? Seems like most of them are old lately.

[QUOTE=JayJay123;5016610]Does anyone have info on the Thai massage places on Northwestern in Farmington Hills? PM with details.[/QUOTE]Most if not all of the places on Northwestern in Farmington Hills are legit. Good massages, but that's about it. At least the ones near 14 mile. Now the one next to Buddy's I would love to hear.

[QUOTE=GMoney1012;5017568]Your absolutely right. I did craigslist back in the day when it was good this site is better. Why?. Its the reviews. I used to go to strip clubs and ask the dj. Which ones were FS. What is great about sc is you see the product. Here with patience you get honest reviews. I did 2 yrs on Ashley Madison. Met about 6 married women. Busted by a husband and it wasn't fun. Cost 250.00 for unlimited contacts. . took hrs of going thru profiles and honestly most of the Ashley milfs want a 20 something they have a husband they want a toy. I have saved $$ here and actually have a few guy friends and I can call them anytime. Variety is the spice of life. I side hustle for cash and blow it. Life is short. Have fun be safe.[/QUOTE]All good points here gents. I hope my original post didn't come across as rude. I just know that back when I was in my 20's I was banging everything with 2 tits and a heartbeat for free. I keep forgetting that not everyone was blessed with my good fortune at that age. Anyways, to the original guy, keep doing what you do friend. Sorry if I offended you. If you ever need some pointers to help with landing your next appointment, my DM's are always open for you.

Cute girl Half hour did solid work on back, lots of teasing the blarney stones. On the flip took top off and washed my hand. Pulled her pants down to her knees and directed me to FIV. 50+60 for the enthusiastic release assistance.

6 to. 8 for very caring.

I tip. 2 for only good massage. Am I cheap? After a. 8 massage.

[QUOTE=AverageJake;5017459]I've been to this place 2 times with no he. Massage itself was very good though both times.[/QUOTE]

[URL]https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/bts/d/south-lyon-60-asian-massage/7210242890.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=LostInDetroit;5018251]All good points here gents. I hope my original post didn't come across as rude. I just know that back when I was in my 20's I was banging everything with 2 tits and a heartbeat for free. I keep forgetting that not everyone was blessed with my good fortune at that age. Anyways, to the original guy, keep doing what you do friend. Sorry if I offended you. If you ever need some pointers to help with landing your next appointment, my DM's are always open for you.[/QUOTE]Hey man no offense taken! It's all good. I did try to PM you but your inbox was full.

[QUOTE=WillHorn18;5018712][URL]https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/bts/d/south-lyon-60-asian-massage/7210242890.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I have seen before COVID, nice massage but all legit. Nice gal, no HE. Hopefully- things might have changed now. Good luck and stay safe!

[QUOTE=JetSpray;5018323]Cute girl Half hour did solid work on back, lots of teasing the blarney stones. On the flip took top off and washed my hand. Pulled her pants down to her knees and directed me to FIV. 50+60 for the enthusiastic release assistance.[/QUOTE]Did a google searchfor asian massage on warren. Took me to van dyje and 11 just south of 12. Saw nothing google maps says there is ir was a spa there but nothin.

[QUOTE=WillHorn18;5018712][URL]https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/bts/d/south-lyon-60-asian-massage/7210242890.html[/URL][/QUOTE]That's a stock photo. No one like that at the South Lyon place. You can get a decent massage and a HJ happy ending. Obviously, repeat customers may do a little better, but for the most part that's all that's available.

[QUOTE=JetSpray;5018323]Cute girl Half hour did solid work on back, lots of teasing the blarney stones. On the flip took top off and washed my hand. Pulled her pants down to her knees and directed me to FIV. 50+60 for the enthusiastic release assistance.[/QUOTE]You are referring to an AMP on West Warren, located in Westland area roughly? What were the cross-streets?

[QUOTE=ODawg;5019267]Hey man no offense taken! It's all good. I did try to PM you but your inbox was full.[/QUOTE]I just tried to do the same and it said your inbox was full too. I just deleted a bunch of old message so feel free to shoot me a PM now.

[QUOTE=JoeTruck;5019350]Did a google searchfor asian massage on warren. Took me to van dyje and 11 just south of 12. Saw nothing google maps says there is ir was a spa there but nothin.[/QUOTE]I think you are talking about Asian Spa on Van Dyke. Just south of 11 Mile on the east side of street. Address is something like 264 XX Van Dyke. Anna is a wonderful host. Petite Attractive and they are careful about cleanilness.

[QUOTE=JoeTruck;5019350]Did a google searchfor asian massage on warren. Took me to van dyje and 11 just south of 12. Saw nothing google maps says there is ir was a spa there but nothin.[/QUOTE]West of Wayne rd.

Chinese provider, good solid hard massage really got some knots out of my legs and back. DIY finish YMMV ofcourse, I think hr was 65 ir 75 could barely hear the providers but I dropped a total of 100 because of the solid massage.

[QUOTE=CarpetMunchr69;5019384]You are referring to an AMP on West Warren, located in Westland area roughly? What were the cross-streets?[/QUOTE]Warren just west of wayne rd. South side.

First I want a round of applause to thank all the OG's posters that have been in the game for years that post tips and trips that have came from them taking the first jumps. Making it safer for us youngsters to navigate around. I have yet to hit 25 years of age on younger side of the spectrum but have found this hobby more of thrill like the rush from a ecstasy pill haha. Been in the game for a couple of years now. Yes we know we can go through the free route of life and shit and snag tail for free but it just doesn't bring that thrill doing things the right I guess that's human nature for ya' LOL. Once again thank you to all the seniors that post regularly and share their wisdom!

[QUOTE=LigmaPatient0;5019674]Chinese provider, good solid hard massage really got some knots out of my legs and back. DIY finish YMMV ofcourse, I think hr was 65 ir 75 could barely hear the providers but I dropped a total of 100 because of the solid massage.[/QUOTE]They will finish you.

[QUOTE=XMailMan;5019739]First I want a round of applause to thank all the OG's posters that have been in the game for years that post tips and trips that have came from them taking the first jumps. Making it safer for us youngsters to navigate around. I have yet to hit 25 years of age on younger side of the spectrum but have found this hobby more of thrill like the rush from a ecstasy pill haha. Been in the game for a couple of years now. Yes we know we can go through the free route of life and shit and snag tail for free but it just doesn't bring that thrill doing things the right I guess that's human nature for ya' LOL. Once again thank you to all the seniors that post regularly and share their wisdom![/QUOTE]This post, and others related (including mine) give me an idea. Over on the escort page, there was recently some rather. Uncouth discourse. I'd like to take this opportunity to start a somewhat off topic thread on our first monger times. We all have our own reasons for the hobby and the first time, and I'd like to start off by sharing mine. I hit my first deployment to the Middle East at the ripe age of 19. Got back stateside after a year of combat in the plentiful and found the mundane structure of life back home didn't cut it. Posted a few ads on Craiglist at 20, found one crazy chick who was in it just for fun but that wasn't enough. Ventured over to F4 M and found an ad for this girl close to the downtown. Came by, cop car parked across the street and almost backed out but she assured me it was safe. Went ahead anyways, ended up inside, on top of her on a floor mattress with no sheet. It was disgusting but opened up a whole can of worms I'm still trying to close back up to this day!

Like a few others, it's the thrill for me. Looking forward to hearing other first times!!

Warren Rd. Is on the West side.

The city of Warren is on the East side.

[QUOTE=JoeTruck;5019350]Did a google searchfor asian massage on warren. Took me to van dyje and 11 just south of 12. Saw nothing google maps says there is ir was a spa there but nothin.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheNewWorld;5019950]Warren Rd. Is on the West side.

The city of Warren is on the East side.[/QUOTE]Had some time to kill put in alittle effort before I would ask about location way off this time.

Anyone know what's going on with Sunrise? It was closed both Saturday and today.

After reading reviews, I decided to make the drive earlier today to see the nuru lady; extremely glad I did! Answered the door looking very attractive and sexy just as I asked her to. Very petite, early 40's or so and in good shape. Took me to get massage room where I undressed and have her $100, telling her I wanted a nuru massage. Massage was phenomenal! Did an amazing job working out a few links and gave me the best foot massage I've ever had. After about a half hour, we went across the hall to another room with a bigger bed and she had me lay down and proceeded to slide up and down my entire body, it was awesome! On the flip, she used her nice tits to bring me to attention and then finished with her mouth. Great technique! After that, she led me to the bathroom for a shower. I asked her if she would get in with me and she happily hopped right in. While scrubbing me down and paying extra attention to the boys, she knelt down and went for round two. Finished up, got dressed and put 1. 60 in her tip jar. Will 100% be back as soon as I get some free time!

[QUOTE=Smaloniej;5019820]They will finish you.[/QUOTE]Didn't happenes like I said YMMV.

On another I just hit up peaceful / serenity spa on twelve mile, lots of cute you girls but no HE. Will not repeat unless I hear something different from another monger. The girls are cute and young.

Also hit up center line Asian massage no HE despite the place being busy, again will not repeat unless other monger have better report.

Anyone have Sarah's info at all? I've haven't been able to find it anywhere and her old posts on CL are down. If anyone can PM me her info I'd appreciate and will report back.

[QUOTE=Toledoguy313;5021431]After reading reviews, I decided to make the drive earlier today to see the nuru lady; extremely glad I did! Answered the door looking very attractive and sexy just as I asked her to. Very petite, early 40's or so and in good shape. Took me to get massage room where I undressed and have her $100, telling her I wanted a nuru massage. Massage was phenomenal! Did an amazing job working out a few links and gave me the best foot massage I've ever had. After about a half hour, we went across the hall to another room with a bigger bed and she had me lay down and proceeded to slide up and down my entire body, it was awesome! On the flip, she used her nice tits to bring me to attention and then finished with her mouth. Great technique! After that, she led me to the bathroom for a shower. I asked her if she would get in with me and she happily hopped right in. While scrubbing me down and paying extra attention to the boys, she knelt down and went for round two. Finished up, got dressed and put 1. 60 in her tip jar. Will 100% be back as soon as I get some free time![/QUOTE]The final total was 260?

[QUOTE=DredWings;5004090]Does anybody know of any muscular females out there providing massages[/QUOTE]I'm also looking for a fbb. Thanks.

[QUOTE=LigmaPatient0;5021614]Didn't happenes like I said YMMV.

On another I just hit up peaceful / serenity spa on twelve mile, lots of cute you girls but no HE. Will not repeat unless I hear something different from another monger. The girls are cute and young.

Also hit up center line Asian massage no HE despite the place being busy, again will not repeat unless other monger have better report.[/QUOTE]Was this onVanDyke? Can you describe who you saw? Maybe YMMV.

[QUOTE=SayHey11;5021660]Anyone have Sarah's info at all? I've haven't been able to find it anywhere and her old posts on CL are down. If anyone can PM me her info I'd appreciate and will report back.[/QUOTE]She's busy and gone UTR. Probably not available unless you are a Senior.

Anyone been here yet? Been out of the hobby for awhile locally (mostly frequent when I'm on business out of town), but actually could use a good massage, and more, if possible. This one is local for me, and it looks new. Will probably TOFTT tomorrow and follow up if no one has, but just wanted to check before I do. Thanks!

[URL]https://detroit.skipthegames.com/massage/asian/248-794-8486nice-massagesweet/808005979861[/URL]

Hello all, first time posting on here. Been aware of this site for a while but never really checked it out. The community seems so safe and kind. Thank you all for your reviews and posts. I will be trying to post all my experiences as well!

Its been a while but one of the best HE I received was from touch of Thai or now known as Thai pavilion. I was a regular for Mila, I saw her 3/4 times a month. The first time I went, when I flipped over I guided her hand to me and she did it for a second and immediately backed off and said no no I can't do that. After I couple more minutes I tried again and said it was okay. She then proceeded to finish me. She didn't ask for money or anything like that even tho I tipped her 50/60 bucks. I have other friends who have gotten them there but seems hit or miss. I know joy also does it for some clients. Has anyone gotten luck there recently? Its been almost a year since I last went bc its so far from me now.

[QUOTE=ThrobbinWood;5021992]Was this onVanDyke? Can you describe who you saw? Maybe YMMV.[/QUOTE] yes it was on vandyke. Didn't get any of there names. At most just two providers one younger and one older with a possible third. I heard the other having a conversation outside the door so I think theres a third.

I got the older one, massage was decent no HE. The three spa that I've visited all seem to use the same massage technique predominantly the forearm press. Nice massage but no happy ending or a diy.

I found it weird that centerline was busy when I was there, so I thought it looked promising. I even walked passed a monger coming out. But nope nada.

Went to AMP in Troy (Rochester Road and E Wattles next to Detroit Burger Bar). No extras but a good massage, $70+$20 Tips.

Has anyone got anything special even a teasing at any of the AMP in Troy?

I agree. Had two great massages from two different ladies, both about 40 year old Ask for Hongxin (pronounced hung sin). Judy is good but demands a $30 minimum tip. Hongxin is 99% legit. Judy left me wondering

[QUOTE=Jay23;5022660]Went to AMP in Troy (Rochester Road and E Wattles next to Detroit Burger Bar). No extras but a good massage, $70+$20 Tips.

Has anyone got anything special even a teasing at any of the AMP in Troy?[/QUOTE]

Seconded. I've been to Asian Health dozens of times. One provider years ago (Annie I believe) would be kind of flirty with me, but never got even a DIY offer. Likely a ploy to get return visits on the hope for something more. Thing is, the massage itself is worth a return if you enjoy a good massage. Top notch massage. Anything more at this place is probably more rare than a unicorn.

[QUOTE=TeeTime69;5022842]I agree. Had two great massages from two different ladies, both about 40 year old Ask for Hongxin (pronounced hung sin). Judy is good but demands a $30 minimum tip. Hongxin is 99% legit. Judy left me wondering[/QUOTE]