Massage Parlor Reports

Asian Health EC.

This place advertises on BP. It's probably been around a while but I'm not around there a lot so I haven't paid much attention.

Had a session with a big woman names Kim. Big, everything big. The massage tables are the heavy wide ones that allow the provider to be on there too, even this big one. Massage was good with a standard finish. .7 for the hour and I didn't note the time but felt shorted. On the other hand, this place has enough people around to answer the phone and the door, so there were no interruptions.

Provider was friendly and personable. At the end said "Come back we have five girls here, I am the ugliest" LOL got to love a gal who can make fun of herself. I'd like to hear about other providers there, if anyone else has been.

Take care.

RnR

Well, it has been a while since I have posted. Here is a run down of the places I've been.

First, my normal spot on B&A is always the default. Still very good service. Nothing spectacular, but consistent and comfortable for me. Not always spring chickens in there, but I still enjoy the place.

I was going to the other place in GB by BWI for awhile, just alternating between the two, and always had a great service there as long as you avoided the older one. I tried there again, I think last month or so, and they seem to have left the scene. I can't say what happened, but I do miss the short redhead one that worked there. She was really nice.

I found myself at Healthy one time in GB, and that was nothing to write home about. Amazing close to another place that is on my list. Very nice therapist, but seemed a little loony. Often singing very loud to the (Chinese I'm guessing) music. Almost, painful at points. Completely legit and an ok massage. She wasn't a looker, but was pleasant in-between the serenades. I've had better on that front, but it was however amazingly clean inside.

Another place I randomly ended up at was Spring on Belair Road. Completely legit again, but did have a TS. I think my experience at that place wasn't the best as it was the end of the day. Either way, she was nice and slightly cute, almost a spinner type I guess. I wouldn't not repeat just because the inside and location was horribly disgusting.

Ended up at Oriental in EC. I don't like the layout at all (building, Inside) , but the therapist was nice enough. They have some techniques, but all smoke and mirrors for the most part. I did have a good time however, and most likely will visit again if I'm completely out of other options around that area.

Last place, I don't know if this is a TOFTT or not, but I haven't seen this place mentioned yet. I'm going to call this place Backwoods. As that seems to fit best for me as a description. They are on BP if you look. Anyway, very interesting place. They are close to the old BWI place and I think the number may be the same, but I honestly can't remember. I can say that I will be repeating at this place. I don't want to post too much about them, but if you ask in pm, I should respond to you, dependent on your posts. None of that senior stuff for me, as I'm not one, LOL. Just be contributing, right? Anyway, I will end it with saying that the techniques are top notch, to me at least, and worth a visit to the Backwoods.

I think that covers the last 4 or 5 months for me. I would put more info, but I thought the format around here had changed due to recent events. It is good to hear ML is back at least for now and that EC has options, I have to make a stop to these places in the next couple months.

As always, take it easy gents.

I'm seeking a good parlor to visit. Now here is the catch, I want a white girl today. Can anyone send me in a good direction?

[url]http://nova.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/n-e-w-s-t-a-f-f-under-new-management-visit-now/10370764[/url]

Is this the place?

Damn, this sounds like it's worth the drive!

Tried to schedule Lulu in EC, but no answer. Called for Cece in Glen Burnie but she wasn't available. Too lazy to drive to Laurel. Should have walked out with all my money but I took Lisa in Glen Burnie for $60. Massage was very brief then she asked for an early flip; the flip services were tolerable. During the flip another girl answered the door when a customer came. Before the post flip cleanup the doorbell rings again and Lisa leaves me for about 5 minutes to be with the customer. She tells me she has a regular customer waitin for her and she would give me more time next visit. Bull Shit! I had only been in the room for 20 minutes and I paid for an hour. There will be no next time. I told her I wasn't happy and she said she had another customer that needed service. I got dressed and made it clear I will never see her again. Then, she changed her attitude and started trying to get me to stay, but I had been insulted. So many times she said she was sorry, but I had been insulted. She won't let me put on socks and she kept unbuttoning my shirt. Finally I left the place missing one sock with my shirt half buttoned, and shoe untied. I did leave a $20 tip for the 3 minutes of full service; I don't know why I did that. In the end she said she would go talk to the new customer and come back and massage me, but I had already been insulted and want nothing more to do with Lisa.

My new attitude is going to be this: If the girl says "more time next time," I will say "more time now or there will be no next time."

In the future I will only see Cece or Michelle at that place. This is the 2nd time I've had Lisa, the prior time was not great, but only this time was really bad.

I have absolutely no use for Lisa. I would encourage her to go back to Asia.

I hesitate to post this because they will know exactly who I am and I would still like to see Cece and Michelle; they are both good.

Horsetrader

You did absolutely the right thing. Enough of being jerked around by these people. For all she know you might have been a better than the one that she stiffed you for. We all need to stand a little tall; maybe they will get the message.

[QUOTE=Horsetrader; 1845987]Before the post flip cleanup the doorbell rings again and Lisa leaves me for about 5 minutes to be with the customer. She tells me she has a regular customer waitin for her and she would give me more time next visit. Bull Shit! I had only been in the room for 20 minutes and I paid for an hour. There will be no next time. I told her I wasn't happy and she said she had another customer that needed service. I got dressed and made it clear I will never see her again. Then, she changed her attitude and started trying to get me to stay, but I had been insulted. So many times she said she was sorry, but I had been insulted. She won't let me put on socks and she kept unbuttoning my shirt. Finally I left the place missing one sock with my shirt half buttoned, and shoe untied. I did leave a $20 tip for the 3 minutes of full service; I don't know why I did that. In the end she said she would go talk to the new customer and come back and massage me, but I had already been insulted and want nothing more to do with Lisa.

My new attitude is going to be this: If the girl says "more time next time," I will say "more time now or there will be no next time."

In the future I will only see Cece or Michelle at that place. This is the 2nd time I've had Lisa, the prior time was not great, but only this time was really bad.

I have absolutely no use for Lisa. I would encourage her to go back to Asia.

I hesitate to post this because they will know exactly who I am and I would still like to see Cece and Michelle; they are both good.

Horsetrader[/QUOTE]

Have you seen the bumper sticker that says "Virginia is for lovers"? I am making one for my car that says "Maryland is for sexaholics" I think I'm addicted to this parlor life. Went this morning at 10. 1st customer. Got the lineup of Kimberly, Jennifer, and Apple. Had seen Apple before so I knew I was good with her. [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]

[QUOTE=Elibom;1846430]You did absolutely the right thing. Enough of being jerked around by these people. For all she know you might have been a better than the one that she stiffed you for. We all need to stand a little tall; maybe they will get the message.[/QUOTE]I don't think so. These girls don't stay long. They will go for the sure thing (regular customer) over a chance you might take care of her better. It's crappy to be shorted time and you have every right to insist on what you paid for but don't kid yourself into thinking if the choice comes between a new customer and a regular the regular wins every time that's how it should be and that's why we repeat and revisit spas to have that advantage. They should have sent him in another girl to finish the massage.

[QUOTE=Brahmabull;1846705]... They will go for the sure thing (regular customer) over a chance you might take care of her better... if the choice comes between a new customer and a regular the regular wins every time that's how it should be and that's why we repeat and revisit spas to have that advantage. They should have sent him in another girl to finish the massage.[/QUOTE]I've probably been to that spa 20 times in the last 6 months. 18 of the visits have been quite good. The other 2 were with Lisa and were not good. Of course, visit #20 was terrible.

I guess Lisa saw the other customer as one of her personal regulars. I was (past tense) a regular of the other girls, mostly Cece.

If they had sent in another girl to do the last 40 minutes of massage, I would have been happy. I don't think there was a 3rd girl in the building. This brings up an interesting memory from a couple years ago at a now closed spa. I got first 20 minutes of massage from one girl, then 20 minutes of main event from a second girl, and then the final 20 minutes of massage from the first girl. That was great.

I usually don't go as far out as BWI, but tonight I had a route over that way so I gave a new (to me) place a try. Got there and asked to see the staff, one older skinnier woman and one younger, chubby one. Most of the mongers here would have undoubtedly taken the younger and more attractive of the two right off from what I've read, but tonight I wasn't in it for eyecandy so much as a quality rubdown and maybe some fun. I opted for the elder. She delivered.

Unfortunately a small, nearly unnoticeable (esp. In the low lighting) note in the room asked me not to write any reviews of the place on the internet, so this isn't a review so much as a koan, or just a TOFTT if you want. If you're a credible, and when I say credible I mean greater than one post delivering actual information, account feel free to ask for more details privately.

Good hunting fellas

I'll take 18 good visits per 20. Sounds like real good numbers to me. Even at jhh, I'd have a bad session now and again but sounds like good advice to stear clear from that one.

[QUOTE=Horsetrader; 1846764]I've probably been to that spa 20 times in the last 6 months. 18 of the visits have been quite good. The other 2 were with Lisa and were not good. Of course, visit #20 was terrible.

I guess Lisa saw the other customer as one of her personal regulars. I was (past tense) a regular of the other girls, mostly Cece.

If they had sent in another girl to do the last 40 minutes of massage, I would have been happy. I don't think there was a 3rd girl in the building. This brings up an interesting memory from a couple years ago at a now closed spa. I got first 20 minutes of massage from one girl, then 20 minutes of main event from a second girl, and then the final 20 minutes of massage from the first girl. That was great.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Zappa3;1847687]I'll take 18 good visits per 20. Sounds like real good numbers to me. Even at jhh, I'd have a bad session now and again but sounds like good advice to stear clear from that one.[/QUOTE]Yes, when you look at it like that it sounds real good.

Another way of looking at it is that I've spent about $3k in that place over the last few months and I still got treated like dirt.

Not to alarm anyone but it looks like (to me. Going to DS for the first time) that LE was watching. Car was parked to the side. Man inside seemed to be watching. I am not an expert at spotting these things. But he was there at least an hour.

(For what it is worth. I wound up going to the former capital of Japan. Saw the Cherry blossoms. Which was okay. Everything was available. But nothing special)

[QUOTE=ApthyCat;1848340]Not to alarm anyone but it looks like (to me. Going to DS for the first time) that LE was watching. Car was parked to the side. Man inside seemed to be watching. I am not an expert at spotting these things. But he was there at least an hour.[/QUOTE]Not surprised, but thanks for the update! Anywhere, or one, who is recently reviewed here tends to get additional attention from our favorite uncle.

Has anyone ever had full service from that place. I have tried it a half dozen times over the years and have gotton mixed signals from the momason and from the workers. One time I rang the doorbell and the momason answered, I asked her to her face if she offered full service. She nodded her head and said yes in a low voice, I could barely hear her so I asked her again but this time she shook her head meaning no. I walked in a she brought me a very pretty skinny girl Waring a bikini, momason pointed to a black door directly across from the front entrance, before I could take a step toward the black door, the door bell rang, I guess that spooked them because the pretty Asian girl took me by the arm and led me to another room down the hall. All I got was a decent message and hand job. I went back a few weeks later looking for her bit she was no longer working there. I saw another older lady named sunny with big fake fits, she gave a good message and rubbed my dick on her face and jerked me off for 60 but said that's all she could do in that place. Onother time I was there I got a older lady, she gave a decent message, after the flip she asked how much tip I would give, I knew there was no FS so I said 40, she then puts her hands behind her as if to get undressed and tell me for 80 she will get naked and have sex. What the fuck, I'm thinking she is going to ask for 60. For a HJ. I didn't bring that much in with me. No FS that time either. The last time I was there I got a skinny older lady, she gave a decent message, after the flip she asked how much tip. I tell her 60, she frowns and grabs the oil and finishes me off and cleans me up. I stand up and am naked about to reach for my clothes when she lays on the message table, raises and spreads her legs and looks at me and says for a 100 she will have sex. At this point I am so frustrated with this place I just want to leave. Haven't been back since then. That was January of this year