Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Mengzi]At the request of a provider who many of us know and love...I am trying to locate a monger whose name is Tom. ****** works at an amp that is located south of 22nd street in Chicago and she told me that she wants to contact you but she*
has lost your phone number. Tom is tall and a bit heavy.
If (and only if) you think you might be the person that she's referring to, please pm me.
I'll ask you a couple lightweight questions which, if correctly answered, will tell whether or not you are the Tom in question.[/QUOTE]

Please try me Wednesday Thanks Goph

What a joke. I decided to go there tonight at 1am as they were one of the few places open this late and it was close to my place. They advertise on CL all the time. It's on Superior off Wells. So if a place is open late is it pretty much a HJ shack. I was actually in need of a massage to get the kinks out and so decided to take my chances here. $80 for an hour. The women was older, rushed me in and was taking calls while giving me the massage. Half ass massage on back and told me to turn after 10 minutes. Asked if I wanted a hand release at this point I knew I was getting a massage as she let someone else in and put them in a room so I knew she was in a rush to get me out. I said sure why not and she went at it. No touching and fully clothe. 10 minutes later. I'm done and I ask to take a shower and told her that was ridiculously short. She didn't speak english and rushed me into the shower. She was the only one there and taking appts while I was there. It was such a joke. On top of that she brings me a towel that has brown spots all over it. I was so disgusted, I wiped dry with my shirt and left half wet. This place is a joke and pricey at 80/hr which is really 30 mins. Avoid at all costs!

[QUOTE=Playaelite]I went to Xindy on archer yesterday around 11a and there were only two ladies working. So I pay my thirty-five for the hhr and was escorted to the last room. She asked me to get undress and lay face down and she'll be right back. (note: this wasn't my first time there) So when she had come back, I was on my back and I told her "hey, I just need my Legs and feet massaged. " She replied "I don't massage legs or feet just lower back". I'm like WTF. Are you serious? I then tell her that it's cool, just give me my refund and I'm out. And she did. I wonder if they got raided just before I got there? Oh, yeah. Finesse spa STAY AWAY because those two latin chicks are arrogant and not even that good looking to be so pricey. Go to Imperial day spa on 18th street. They're not as pricey, plus the latin ladies are dimes. They open around 10a so I would advise you to get there early or make An appointment because they get real busy.

Peace[/QUOTE]I took your advise and went to imperial, but I think I pick the wrong person to see, melinie was good looking but her stomach shows with birth mark and just not my type. And too pricey also for a HE. I will give it another try with a different girl.

I don't see why anyone would go here. I wrote about a similar experience before, it only gets business because of the late hours and location. I've never been there during the day but the massage I got there was so bad I nearly called them the next day to complain to the manager! Plus the short old asian woman that gave me the massage had some serious man hands. I don't recall ever seeing a positive review on this place so it's amazing that they stay in business, the old asian lady I saw defineatly does not enjoy her job and the massage was one of the worst I've ever received!

[QUOTE=Chimonger]What a joke. I decided to go there tonight at 1am as they were one of the few places open this late and it was close to my place. They advertise on CL all the time. It's on Superior off Wells. So if a place is open late is it pretty much a HJ shack. I was actually in need of a massage to get the kinks out and so decided to take my chances here. $80 for an hour. The women was older, rushed me in and was taking calls while giving me the massage. Half ass massage on back and told me to turn after 10 minutes. Asked if I wanted a hand release at this point I knew I was getting a massage as she let someone else in and put them in a room so I knew she was in a rush to get me out. I said sure why not and she went at it. No touching and fully clothe. 10 minutes later. I'm done and I ask to take a shower and told her that was ridiculously short. She didn't speak english and rushed me into the shower. She was the only one there and taking appts while I was there. It was such a joke. On top of that she brings me a towel that has brown spots all over it. I was so disgusted, I wiped dry with my shirt and left half wet. This place is a joke and pricey at 80/hr which is really 30 mins. Avoid at all costs![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chimonger] On top of that she brings me a towel that has brown spots all over it. [/QUOTE]

Doodie spots? I sure hope not.

I gotta ask; who else just received a pm from "Melissa"?

[QUOTE=Gopher88]Please try me Wednesday Thanks Goph[/QUOTE]

Mengzi I think all three of the girls enjoyed our time together it as much as we did. I don't think they get to just BS around like we did with them?

Oxiclean the spots,
A most fuckedup massage,
oldhand on my cocks.

...sorry



[QUOTE=Chimonger]What a joke. I decided to go there tonight at 1am as they were one of the few places open this late and it was close to my place. They advertise on CL all the time. It's on Superior off Wells. So if a place is open late is it pretty much a HJ shack. I was actually in need of a massage to get the kinks out and so decided to take my chances here. $80 for an hour. The women was older, rushed me in and was taking calls while giving me the massage. Half ass massage on back and told me to turn after 10 minutes. Asked if I wanted a hand release at this point I knew I was getting a massage as she let someone else in and put them in a room so I knew she was in a rush to get me out. I said sure why not and she went at it. No touching and fully clothe. 10 minutes later. I'm done and I ask to take a shower and told her that was ridiculously short. She didn't speak english and rushed me into the shower. She was the only one there and taking appts while I was there. It was such a joke. On top of that she brings me a towel that has brown spots all over it. I was so disgusted, I wiped dry with my shirt and left half wet. This place is a joke and pricey at 80/hr which is really 30 mins. Avoid at all costs![/QUOTE]

The worst!! Agreed I can't believe they are in business!

[QUOTE=Pussy Prowler]I don't see why anyone would go here. I wrote about a similar experience before, it only gets business because of the late hours and location. I've never been there during the day but the massage I got there was so bad I nearly called them the next day to complain to the manager! Plus the short old asian woman that gave me the massage had some serious man hands. I don't recall ever seeing a positive review on this place so it's amazing that they stay in business, the old asian lady I saw defineatly does not enjoy her job and the massage was one of the worst I've ever received![/QUOTE]

Hello,

I am brand new to these forums and have the "day off" tomorrow, and am thinking about going to a masseuse for a little "release." With so many ads on CL, I have NO IDEA who to trust (if anyone). Can anyone PLEASE recommend someone good/hot that's not too expensive?

Thanks!

Hey,

I jusk back from Boston. PM me if you are going to Boston.
I knew a outcall, individual asian massage provider.


I read some 4 hands reports and wanna try it. Found it located at Irv & Cen not at Fos & Cali. Before 3pm, there is a 4 hands special for .5.

I was there at 5pm. Two call system, a girl let me into a latino apartment at 2nd fl. Room is clean with cool AC. They use sheet on the massage table instead of paper sheet. There are two rooms in this unit. I didnt see the other girl.

My provider, Jxsmxxe is a tall, 28 yrs latino with B+ tits. She gave a bad massage, more like touch. I asked her how long have she been working there? She said one month.

After 25 mins on my back, she used a really small hot towel to wipe oil out.
Then, to the flip. She spent another 5 mins on my body, then start to show her menu. .5 for HE, .8 for CBJ no DATY, and $$ for FS. She is hot, nice.

I took a shower before I left. Parking is easy. I wont repeat cause I need a good massage.

Had to go back to the 4 hands as mentioned on Craigslist to see Samantha. Short on funds so took the 2hands for .30. Was obviously ready to roll through most of the massage so she grabbed me halfway through and started t-bagging and pumping away. She said it would help me relax to enjoy the massage, and indeed it did. Great Tbag/HR. Got round two at the end as well, so alls well that ends well. Again donation was not mentioned until all dressed up, left .40 for two shots.

Went to Zeus on Wednesday. I know a lot of people have struck out there or don't like the girls but this was my second time, told them I'd been there before. Got an older (30-something maybe) decent looking latina with an eyebrow piercing. Took the 60 minutes for .60, table shower before where she skillfully avoided any contact with my guy. Massage was next, very very strong but good. On the flip, again no contact where I wanted it. Ten minutes before the hour was up, she stopped and asked if I was good. I inquired about extras and was rebuffed but kept at it, offered .40, told her it was my birthday. She asked if I was leo, I told her no and showed her my I.D. and she got to it. Decent hand release with under the shirt, under the bra and outside of pants roaming. Again, I didn't catch her name but I might make a return and see if I can get her again.

I was wondering any of you guys have a recommendation for a good cheap legit massage on the south side. Was looking for something around 95th and Pulaski. I appreciate any suggestion.

[QUOTE=Lost79]I was wondering any of you guys have a recommendation for a good cheap legit massage on the south side. Was looking for something around 95th and Pulaski. I appreciate any suggestion.[/QUOTE]

If you are looking for a cheap legit massage, I think you look for info somewhere else.