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Just got done dreaming about her, she was at a very nice hotel between Brandon and Tampa so like a 30 minute drive, I was hoping it was worth it and boy was it. She greeted me wearing something nice and skimpy, started with a nice CBJ while I played around with that amazing ASSet. Then she got on RCG and rode me nice, I was about to pop when I decided to do some DG to really pound that, she threw it back like a champ till completion. Will repeat! All I would say is that the ad tag isn't correct, but still great looking tall blonde!

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[QUOTE=Recon101;2850019]So basically you are saying you Paid $. 50 plus. 20 (just for the BBJ) for the HH or $$ . 2 for the Hr and left after 1 pop. Wonder why the prices are going higher and higher, sorry Text or call. 80 max $ (better have reviews here or other Site) for HH. Most Hr are 1 pops but there are a few that stay with you the full time (you need to verify) and help things along the whole time. But with the rates you are paying and I am sure there are many more doing the same, the rates will just keep climbing.[/QUOTE]You sound like a man I could share a pussy hole with! You are absolutely right that we, us mongers, must put our wallets down when these escorts offer overpriced services.

I have read great things about these local Tampa escorts. I expect to get great rates as well, with this amount of supply and demand.

[QUOTE=Tonguebather;2849824]It appears she has some good feedback, but this one is a TOTAL waste of time for me. I totally like her look, which is why I pushed on beyond my normal dog length attention span, but at this point. Not if she was giving it away.

Started a couple of weeks back. She had an early morning ad up about insomnia, so I thought I'd hit it on the way to work. Texted with her. She replies sure, I'm available. But I need to change rooms. Hmmmm. Ok text me when you're done. FOUR HOURS later I am at work and get a text. "is it too late"? Duh. I text back, yeah, its too late. She.

Replies, how about after work, ok, sure.

I text after work at pretty much the exact time I tell her. Nothing. Couple more texts, finally get a reply. I can't text I'm at work. OK. Whatever.

Couple of times in the ensuing weeks I text, and get a reply back after I'd either lost interest or made alternate arrangements. No biggie there, that's how this game works. I get they're not at our beck and call.

Last night. I text are you available. "yes". Ok, I can head that way now. What way is that way. "Oh, I'm not acutally at my hotel". Should have stopped then and made alternate arrangements, but. Ok, when will you be available. 630-7. Alright, I can hang for a bit. Comes about 830 I text. Nothing. Text. Nothing. Text, thanks for wasting my FUCKING time. My phone LIGHTS up.

Oh, my dad had a heart attack, blah blah blah. I'd NEVER waste your time, blah blah. Ok, hey, I'm not a total jerk, I feel badly. But I AM a total idiot apparently (for believing it). I apologize, tell her. I understand, etc. She comes back, I'm leaving here in 20 minutes, still wants to hook up etc. , promises she's worth it. Will make it up to me, blah blah. I say OK, sure, if you want. She says "I'll text you when I'm there".

OK, two hours later, I should have fucking known. But I text. How's it going? Hows your dad? Hello. Hello. Radio silence of course.

So, who knows. Ya'll can decide. As I said, she had positive reviews from others. My opinion is a total waste of oxygen. The only saving grace is I didn't actually drive anywhere.[/QUOTE]There are lots of Christys. This on is the time waster.

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[QUOTE=ChgoBoy2;2816275]Sorry about that link!

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CB2.[/QUOTE]She used to go by Brogan. Now likely in her late 40's. Everything covered. $$. Nice full see cups, which need to be only gently touched. Has a tummy. Very chatty.

Thanks for the review! She's now in Orlando and based on your assessment of her performance vs. cost, I'll hold off. The rates are ridiculously high for a "new" pro, I don't care how cute she is! To each their own obviously, but also keep in mind, when enough of us don't entertain their (high) rates, they do go down.

Later,
OS

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Saw Kelsey an hour ago. She is real, her pics are real, ok time.

She is really 19, has the tightest ass and perkiest tits humanly possible, I. E. Has the "butt dimples," superior grade A no fat, tight body in all ways. Has naturally tanned skin, prob some Am. Indian. Former stripper a year ago when 18.

My experience: Personality like a rock or maybe a 15 year old on a cross country trip with mom and dad, no enjoyment at all. No kissing, no Daty, CBJ unless you offer more $ for BBBJ (YRMV). I offered. 20 and she did BBBJ, some light DT, no BLS, she was on her knees. Switched to skull fuck position, I Russianed briefly before fucking her mouth. She resisted a deep throat fuck but did allow about one minute of FFucking.

Strapped up, I kissed all over her body, licked all over her amazing tits that are so perky and tight they are MM. I spit on my finger and rubbed her clit, slid in and did Mish for a couple minutes. Sadly, I didn't make it to other positions before I busted in the jimmy. I would have loved to doggie and I doubt CG is available but just guessing.

$. 50 hh, $$ full hour no second pop even with more donation. Location is noce house near SR 54 and Suncoast.

Up to you. If you want a teeny bopper with amazing body, you will be pleased. If you are looking for any kind of personality, stay away.

-Flux.[/QUOTE]

Hey Recon101, I took one for the team, what the hell do you expect? You should thank me, pal. I analyzed the situation when I arrived and made the best decision based on all information presently available. Her body was AMAZING and I was willing to go up. 20 for BBBJ. You don't like that, too bad. I provided the facts of a first time meeting to this forum, a non reviewed girl and you spit out BS in return. Maybe I should just stick to the Other Site, which I've been apart of for 10 plus years, and leave you to fend for yourself.

You say text out all the details beforehand on an unknown girl, well who the hell wants all that exposed for "our friends" looking to take us down? Reconsider your approach.

[QUOTE=Recon101;2850019]So basically you are saying you Paid $. 50 plus. 20 (just for the BBJ) for the HH or $$ . 2 for the Hr and left after 1 pop. Wonder why the prices are going higher and higher, sorry Text or call. 80 max $ (better have reviews here or other Site) for HH. Most Hr are 1 pops but there are a few that stay with you the full time (you need to verify) and help things along the whole time. But with the rates you are paying and I am sure there are many more doing the same, the rates will just keep climbing.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Reaper400;2805444]Wait, she is still around?[/QUOTE]I am sorry if I got lost in the thread. Are you looking for Carly who is on BP now with ads (I know nothing about her) or are you referring to our ATF Summer Knight who seemingly vanished June 2015? I would love to reconnect with Summer Knight if she is still entertaining admiring gentlemen. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Tampa30;2848602]She also told me she needed a photo to confirm a meeting. The 150 would be fine with me (if she looks that good) but not the photo.[/QUOTE]Saw her at a gas station nearby and I was in a Tahoe and she got spooked I think, thinking I was LEO. She asked me for a picture of the inside of my car and a picture of my dick with a middle finger next to it. Understandable to be cautious but there are limits.

[QUOTE=Pacer317;2847980]Pics are NOT accurate. Was pleasant and accommodating and a little spinner as advertised but not as attractive as the pics.[/QUOTE]

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I tried a search and found nothing.[/QUOTE]Link now goes to an ad for the same person with all new pics that are still a complete misrepresentation. Definitely an avoid.

When a provider says 5 minutes, she really means, "soon, but it could be an hour". When she says half hour, she really means "if I get done with this one, I'll see you unless I get candy in the meantime, then I will see you after I use and come down enough to know what day it is". As I have to travel 40-60 minutes to see someone, I normally have two or three contacts I know are "available" and a few more numbers just in case.

The problem I have is that I like oral mostly, but when I want some pussy I want the provider to earn her money and ride me like I was War Admiral at the kenfucky derby. But I usally get three to five minutes of ride, then she wants to go to mish so she can daydream about her next fix while I do all the work. If I wanted to work at it, I wouldn't be with a provider--in other words, provide something more than a warm hole!

Then there is the most frustrating of all, when a provider stops doing what's she's doing because I've said I'm about to finalize the transaction. I'm about to cum [B]because[/B] you're doing what you're doing, if you stop doing it, I'm not going to cum. It's fine if you want to edge me, but don't complain about the time spent with cock in your mouth when evertime I get close, you switch to pulling on my dick like you you want to rip it off.

Sorry for the rant, but I seem to spend ten times as much time with the above problems than enjoying the service.

[QUOTE=Lickyzhills;2850959]When a provider says 5 minutes, she really means, "soon, but it could be an hour". When she says half hour, she really means "if I get done with this one, I'll see you unless I get candy in the meantime, then I will see you after I use and come down enough to know what day it is". As I have to travel 40-60 minutes to see someone, I normally have two or three contacts I know are "available" and a few more numbers just in case.

The problem I have is that I like oral mostly, but when I want some pussy I want the provider to earn her money and ride me like I was War Admiral at the kenfucky derby. But I usally get three to five minutes of ride, then she wants to go to mish so she can daydream about her next fix while I do all the work. If I wanted to work at it, I wouldn't be with a provider--in other words, provide something more than a warm hole!

Then there is the most frustrating of all, when a provider stops doing what's she's doing because I've said I'm about to finalize the transaction. I'm about to cum [B]because[/B] you're doing what you're doing, if you stop doing it, I'm not going to cum. It's fine if you want to edge me, but don't complain about the time spent with cock in your mouth when evertime I get close, you switch to pulling on my dick like you you want to rip it off.

Sorry for the rant, but I seem to spend ten times as much time with the above problems than enjoying the service.[/QUOTE]That's why when some of us find girls that are the opposite of what you just described, we horde them like a pot of gold! LOL.

[QUOTE=Lickyzhills;2850959]Then there is the most frustrating of all, when a provider stops doing what's she's doing because I've said I'm about to finalize the transaction. I'm about to cum [B]because[/B] you're doing what you're doing, if you stop doing it, I'm not going to cum. It's fine if you want to edge me, but don't complain about the time spent with cock in your mouth when evertime I get close, you switch to pulling on my dick like you you want to rip it off.

Sorry for the rant, but I seem to spend ten times as much time with the above problems than enjoying the service.[/QUOTE]Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa true. I have had a few try that shit with me and ass soon as the hand goes on the shaft, I grab her wrist and pull it back and tell her Don't do that. They seem to get the message.

[QUOTE=Tonguebather;2850418]There are lots of Christys. This on is the time waster.

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/throat-for-miles-unforgettable-ride/19427309[/URL][/QUOTE]Wasted my time twice.

[QUOTE=FluxCapacitor1;2850606] You say text out all the details beforehand on an unknown girl, well who the hell wants all that exposed for "our friends" looking to take us down? Reconsider your approach.[/QUOTE]Re-Read what I wrote "Text or Call. 8 to $ for HH. " where does this state "all the details beforehand" relax your Flux. They quote me $ . 2 and up for a HH that ends my convo and on to the next.

People are constantly complaining of prices going up and this is an example sorry it was you and thanks for the TOFFT but damn dude. I love helping a brother out but not for that price unless she was coming to me I would consider.

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This is her last week in Tampa. PM for details.

[QUOTE=YoungWolf;2850384]Just got done dreaming about her, she was at a very nice hotel between Brandon and Tampa so like a 30 minute drive, I was hoping it was worth it and boy was it. She greeted me wearing something nice and skimpy, started with a nice CBJ while I played around with that amazing ASSet. Then she got on RCG and rode me nice, I was about to pop when I decided to do some DG to really pound that, she threw it back like a champ till completion. Will repeat! All I would say is that the ad tag isn't correct, but still great looking tall blonde!

[URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ultimate-girlfriend-very-addictive-sweet-and-sexy-real-and-reviewed/17276123[/URL][/QUOTE]What's the damage? Is the CBJ your preference or her rule?

[QUOTE=MFever;2843774]Wait. She's now 200 hr? When did that huge increase happen? Geesh.[/QUOTE]You'll be very happy. She's well reviewed on here. I always enjoy my time with her.

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So what's the deal with this big titty chick? Does she only see white dude's? I'm hearing she is trying to clean up her image now. Any truth to this?

Chris5.

OK? Yes hun not talking about you. We are talking about the provider below. If we were talking about you it'd be under St. Pete LOL.

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JFC,

Al.

[QUOTE=MrsBetancourt;2849914]She has never been to temple terrace. Has never worked there or done a outcall there an lives in Clearwater. You must have her mixed up with another girl.[/QUOTE]

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So what's the deal with this big titty chick? Does she only see white dude's? I'm hearing she is trying to clean up her image now. Any truth to this?

Chris5.[/QUOTE]Yes and yes, any other questions just go back a few pages or go to general reports.

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So what's the deal with this big titty chick? Does she only see white dude's? I'm hearing she is trying to clean up her image now. Any truth to this?

Chris5.[/QUOTE]Nope, I think she doesn't see AA. I'm not white and I saw her.

[QUOTE=MPandos;2851596]What's the damage? Is the CBJ your preference or her rule?[/QUOTE]Haven't tried. Good convo thru text- almost wanted to because of her nice sweet demeanor but her rules are everything safe. No mouth to mouth and no exploring down south.

Quoted $. 2 hhr, $$hr. Too much for not much. Sounded nice tho. More info on the oThER.

[QUOTE=Lickyzhills;2850959]When a provider says 5 minutes, she really means, "soon, but it could be an hour". When she says half hour, she really means "if I get done with this one, I'll see you unless I get candy in the meantime, then I will see you after I use and come down enough to know what day it is". As I have to travel 40-60 minutes to see someone, I normally have two or three contacts I know are "available" and a few more numbers just in case.

The problem I have is that I like oral mostly, but when I want some pussy I want the provider to earn her money and ride me like I was War Admiral at the kenfucky derby. But I usally get three to five minutes of ride, then she wants to go to mish so she can daydream about her next fix while I do all the work. If I wanted to work at it, I wouldn't be with a provider--in other words, provide something more than a warm hole!

Then there is the most frustrating of all, when a provider stops doing what's she's doing because I've said I'm about to finalize the transaction. I'm about to cum [B]because[/B] you're doing what you're doing, if you stop doing it, I'm not going to cum. It's fine if you want to edge me, but don't complain about the time spent with cock in your mouth when evertime I get close, you switch to pulling on my dick like you you want to rip it off.

Sorry for the rant, but I seem to spend ten times as much time with the above problems than enjoying the service.[/QUOTE]That just about sums it up for me too. On point.

[QUOTE=Riley4511;2851987]Haven't tried. Good convo thru text- almost wanted to because of her nice sweet demeanor but her rules are everything safe. No mouth to mouth and no exploring down south.

Quoted $. 2 hhr, $$hr. Too much for not much. Sounded nice tho. More info on the oThER.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MPandos;2851596]What's the damage? Is the CBJ your preference or her rule?[/QUOTE]CBJ was the only thing on the menu, but she did allow me to play downstairs during, I wasn't to aggressive with it.

[QUOTE=SernorMan;2851873]Yes and yes, any other questions just go back a few pages or go to general reports.[/QUOTE]Thank You brother. I saw your report in the general report section. I have a feeling she will soon relax her rules on not seeing the brother's. CASH talks.

Chris5.

Does anyone know what happened to Angel. She was always around and you could find her on BP in other states. She even worked out in California at times. She has not had a post on the other site since 2014. [URL]http://angeloftampa.naughtynsexy.com[/URL].

[QUOTE=SernorMan;2851457][URL]http://tampa.backpage.com/BodyRubs/excellent-full-body-rubprivate-house-close-to-little-rd-sr54no-texts-call-678-213-6078/18312310[/URL][/QUOTE]I would check the pasco county forum and st. Pete on this chick. She is upsell for a handjob. She used to be in Clearwater.

And wanted to charge me to use the shower. No way. I would not waste your time or hard earned $.

[QUOTE=MPandos;2851593]This is her last week in Tampa. PM for details.[/QUOTE]Been trying to see her at DM all last week, keep getting told she's not available. Is she seeing senior members only or everyone? Got a buddy who's interested but he's only posted on the other site.

[QUOTE=TManXX71;2852209]Does anyone know what happened to Angel. She was always around and you could find her on BP in other states. She even worked out in California at times. She has not had a post on the other site since 2014. [URL]http://angeloftampa.naughtynsexy.com[/URL].[/QUOTE]She was a hottie. When she first started coming to Tampa from Orlando she was a must see for me. Had intel that she got knocked up and has been out of the game since but I can't confirm this.

Just dreamt about her, nice secure incall, not the girl in the pics but if you saw her ****** before she took it down you know what she looks like. Straight business, CBJ, CG switched to DG but she said we need to switch, so we did mish at that point I just wanted to finish, cleaned up and left. Felt very mechanical, will not repeat. YMMV.

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[QUOTE=Eman10;2852304]She was a hottie. When she first started coming to Tampa from Orlando she was a must see for me. Had intel that she got knocked up and has been out of the game since but I can't confirm this.[/QUOTE]I heard the same news and actually saw something of the sort here on the forum but I could not confirm it. The time line did not match up for her to have been pregnant and had a baby because I had saw her just a few months before that report and she definitely was not pregnant at the time that I saw her. Man she just dropped off the radar and I know her real name and can not find anything on her.

So around noon time I was in the hillsborough area and decided to take the plunge and set up a dream with miss "3 year backpage experience" herself, hailey.

She's located off hillsborough and church st in a decent notel, felt safe even though its kind of ducked off.

I've read reviews on the oThER site about her and everything is pretty much accurate. She isn't known for her exceptional skills, enthusiasm and or looks.

But she gets the job done- barely. Takes directions well, felt more grip on the CBJ than the kitty. Eh w / e. CBJ follwed by mish. No grip, all warmth.

She's clean, small bbw, not a looker but for 40 qv (got it down to. 030) not bad, especially since shell do FS for that price. In and out. Room is dark but w / e.

Felt safe, go at it fellas.

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[QUOTE=Caipirinha;2851637]You'll be very happy. She's well reviewed on here. I always enjoy my time with her.[/QUOTE]I'm not doubting Crystal I've seen her before too a couple months ago. I didn't negotiate her down because she was nice on the phone came well reviewed but I didn't pay those prices either.

I contacted her last week about seeing her again but didn't hear back for a day or so. I will try again.

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Way over 39.

Batpoop crazy.

Run away.

Was thinking about it. What was the damage LW? Thanks.

[QUOTE=Eman10;2852304]She was a hottie. When she first started coming to Tampa from Orlando she was a must see for me. Had intel that she got knocked up and has been out of the game since but I can't confirm this.[/QUOTE]Correct me if I am wrong but someone in this forun wrote that she found religion.

BACKGROUND INFO:

I know this is Tampa BP section but I am from Tampa and the story starts in Tampa and all my friends are here. I was getting tired of Tampa BP girls so I thought I would take a cruise to Pinellas because they really do have better options. I like to tell detailed stories of my adventures in hopes to give back a smile and a laugh at my expense.

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So I've been texting Vicki for a couple days and last night was perfect for me as the family was leaving most of the night. First, to clear up some things, Vicki has no Russian accent and she grew up in the Midwest. Another thing to clear up is, rarely do the girls look better than the BP ads, its usually the opposite. In this case, Vicki is very very beautiful. Prob the prettiest face I've seen as a worker in North America. Her body is not a perfect model body but its nice and acceptable. I definitely see east European genes.

She texted me to what was taking me so long and I told her I was looking for some tree and informed me that she was down. My Indian friend gave me a nug and warned me about it as he knows I don't smoke often, later did I wish I would have taken his advice more serious. I arrived to ulmerton road, wow what a cruise. Forgot how far it was. She was staying in a decent looking extended stay. As I was walking down the hallway, a wild looking white dude immediately stopped talking to her and avoided all eye contact with me.

After I walked in and greeted her, I asked her if her boyfriend was going to wait by the door the whole time and she said it was her cousin and he was leaving. She wanted to do formalities so we did all of that. I then sat on the chair to roll our smoke and then she began to ask me some questions regarding if I was an informant and why my clothes are still on. I told her cops don't roll joints so chill out and put your pants back and enjoy this before we get started, so she loosened up big time. By the way, during the formality check, I noticed that her clit was huge. It would scare some of you newbies, but it wasnt dangly dark and ugly, it was more like cauliflower shaped. At that point I knew I would DATY for the first time in over a year since I quit doing that with workers.

After my 2 puffs, I was stoned, she continued to take several more drags and she was ready. Before we get on the bed she insisted on cleaning my privates with a warm rag, I told her I was out of the shower but she was not listening then I stopped her because I did not want an unknown rag touching me, became weird again for a min. She ended up getting me a new rag to see for myself that they're clean. Anyways we got to business right after that.

We started with a BBBJ, it was loose and wet and felt great. Again her face was extremely cute guys. Just before I was ready to change positions, I asked her to go deep as I was too shy to push her head down on our first meeting. Boy, did she respond, I was surprised to see that depth considering that initially she wasn't going deep at all, although it felt great the whole time. It's the type DT I love, deep, wet, loose. I hate teeth and tight rough throats.

We switch position and I went DATY, like I said, it was the first time in a while, as matter fact been years since I DATY a large clit. It was great and she became squirmy and super wet and jumped away saying she orgasmed after a couple of min. She rode me for couple of minutes and she began to hyper vent so I told her to lay down and relax. I mounted her missionary and finished. It really amazes me how a little of weed totally dazes and stones these girls beyond functioning considering the types of drugs they do.

THE GOOD:

She's sexy, down, calm, great techniques and gets super wet.

THE VERY BAD:

After I cleaned up as I was getting dressed there was loud banging on the door over and over and she was screaming back at the door "I'm busy". I quickly got dressed and prepared myself for confrontation and told her to go ahead and open the door. The same dude comes flying in avoiding all eye contact with me as I stood there prepared for anything and he went straight to the bathroom. I told her ok that was nice, I'm out of here. She tried to apologize as I was shutting the door. I got lost. Honestly these sorts of things don't overly bother me. Most of these dudes are pussies as long as you don't look away scared. But I can see how this would bother some of you so I expect him to be near during most meetings.

THE DAMAGES:

1.

THE FUNNY PART OF THE STORY:

So pulling onto Ulmerteon road, I'm realizing that I'm still really stoned. I could drive just fine but I kept forgetting my heading. I was too dazed to pull up maps on my iphone. All I had to say was "siri, navigate home" but couldn't think straight so I stopped at a starbucs to relax for a min. Got some coffee and got back in the car, as I'm driving off, I begin to hear faint country music and I mean very faint. I looked at my phone to be sure youtube wasnt playing, then I turned down the car radio only to realize it was already off. I rolled the window down, nothing. I could not figure out what the hell I was hearing or where it was coming from. I was really confused and began to question myself what the hell did I smoke. It was my own tree with my own paper so now way did I accidentally smoke anything I shouldn't have. The freaky thing is that I don't even listen to country music.

I start checking my pockets and realized that some strange phone was in my pocket and I was hearing her ringtones. When I was hurrying getting dressed, I must have stuffed her phone too. I was dealing with a real dilemma now. I was nearly back on the bridge to head home. At about the same time my wife is trying to facetime me and she never does that. I was seriously stressed out. I turn around to head back not knowing what kind of confrontation I could end up in as they think I stole the piece of shit phone.

After it felt like ages, I pulled back into the hotel not knowing what room she was in as she was waiting for me outside previously so I never knew the room number. Her phone ringing every 3 min the whole drive back and I must have answered and spoke to 10 mongers explaining to each I had her phone and heading back LOL.

I arrived and by luck the guy who called was the same dude who was there. I told him to come down. He came down very apologetic and appreciating the return of the phone. He apparently smoked the left over joint and was telling me that was some serious weed. I think we chatted for a good 5 min, he asked for my number, I gave him the ho app number, no harm done. Then I attempted to hand him the phone several times but he was stoned to the point of not functioning. I finally was like ok dude nice meeting you, I got to go here's her phone, he replied I already took your phone number, I'm like NO NO man listen this is her phone remember I came back to return it. NOTHING!! Total confused look. I was at a total lost at this point. I was like look just go upstairs and give it to her and I will call you. Finally he went up. WOWeee.

SO the story hasn't ended, I once again forgot to tell my phone to navigate home, 10 min later I don't recognize the road so I pulled up the map and apparently her addy was still locked in and I started navigating ONLY to return me right back to her HOTEL. WTF man! I was so pissed. I found the next gas station, washed my face, entered the right addy to head back to Tampa and found my way back 30 min later.

Last night all and all I had a great time. Just a little less weed next time. I forgot that I haven't smoked in several months and 2 puffs was really too much.

[QUOTE=BatDong;2852265]Been trying to see her at DM all last week, keep getting told she's not available. Is she seeing senior members only or everyone? Got a buddy who's interested but he's only posted on the other site.[/QUOTE]She'll see any "established mongers" no newbies but not just senior members. PM me and ill get your friend info.

[QUOTE=IsamuDaizon;2852799]Correct me if I am wrong but someone in this forun wrote that she found religion.[/QUOTE]I remember that post as well. The intel I had came from a provider she had traveled with so that why I said I can't confirm. Maybe they are both true. I was hoping she would get back this way and she could tell us herself. If not I wish her well. She was one of the hottest out there.