Massage Parlor Reports

I was watching the channel 7 news tonight and they mentioned the billboards on Manheim. They also mentioned that LE had collected something like 50 to 100 K in fines from "Johns" in recent stings.

With shrinking tax revenues this is strong motivation for LE to closely monitor ALL info sources and pick up as many hobbyists as they can.

Looks like back channel is going to become increasinly important and newbies coming on the scene will have a terible time getting accepted. As much as some have complained about guys like FBlaster it looks like he is right. If you haven't established a relationship with a fellow hobbyist already you are probably fucked. And all the complaining and whinning in the world isn't going to help your case any.

[QUOTE=David Peter]Rose is legit place. I offered 50$ for HE but the girl said no. Nice facility and decent massage.[/QUOTE]

there is fun to be had at rose. varies from girl to girl and you have to spend a few legit sessions first, but they will he eventually.

Just another indication that our elected officials are out of touch with real world economics. What was the cost to taxpayers to collect their 100 grand? Then after that fiasco they go out and rent a billboard to let everybody know how well thought out the operation was. (The billboard was probably owned by a brother-sister or something comperable). Just big government doing what it does best. Just wait until one of them gets caught with their hand in the cookie jar, then the real expense starts.[QUOTE=Past Tense]I was watching the channel 7 news tonight and they mentioned the billboards on Manheim. They also mentioned that LE had collected something like 50 to 100 K in fines from "Johns" in recent stings.

With shrinking tax revenues this is strong motivation for LE to closely monitor ALL info sources and pick up as many hobbyists as they can.

Looks like back channel is going to become increasinly important and newbies coming on the scene will have a terible time getting accepted. As much as some have complained about guys like FBlaster it looks like he is right. If you haven't established a relationship with a fellow hobbyist already you are probably fucked. And all the complaining and whinning in the world isn't going to help your case any.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Wetboy]In my experience, they get very nervous about guys that ask right up front. I've been told more than once that I "look like a cop" so just asking up front usually convinces them that I am and ends all chance of anything else. Maybe its just my curse, but I've learned to look for other signs. This place had many of the signs but none of the delivery. I thought I'd warn other hobbyists off this place. Just my little service. Not intending to whine.[/QUOTE]

I was once in the front of an AMP hanging with the mamasan, my friend, when a "customer" came in and immediately asked inappropriate questions about happy endings. He was, of course, asked to leave as "nothing like that takes place here" (ha,ha).

The guy was almost certainly not LE. But he was an obvious weirdo. And a weirdo can also do much damage.

Besides not giving off the LE vibe, mongers must be able to pass as "adult" --
that's why its called adultery!

Has anyone seen Kiki? Does she offer extra services?

Advertises as "☆Guaranted Stress Relief in the LOOP ☆ (Chicago LOOP)"

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/1927101475.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Massagedoc]Anyone been to the new place in the Mercy building with the crabby doormen?[/QUOTE]I've been there many times going all the way back to Maggie, who got busted. Used to be able to sign in with fake name, now the door man ask to see your ID and verify's you signed in with the same name. I suggest you find another business in the building to visit as you sign in to avoid the hassle. Maybe find a dentist or something?

Good price, reasonable "service" never rec'd FS here, but wouldn't mind it with Mei.

[QUOTE=Bildo]Stopped by Elegant to visit Shirley. Bad news, she is on vacation for two to three months. The girl on the couch looked spent, so against my better judgment I went with Sophia for the first time. Bad move, I don't know what it is but as soon as I walk in one of these joints Lil Bildo comandeers my blood flow and I go brain dead. Lucky for me I followed one of my old rules, never bring in more than I am willing to spend.

The massage was mediocre, too much lotion and just her hands moving around pretending to massage. We get to the flip and the negotiations begin. What a mood killer. She wants .60 for a clothed HE and I say no way. She sensed I was getting reaqdy to walk and just eat the door fee and I finally negotiate a topless HE for less then her clothed HE price. Went for the half hour and spent a little more than I wanted but still considerably less than $. Her technique was not bad but I really resent haggling over upselling in a place that is far from luxurious with out a TS. What the others have said about her is true, she counts on us being mezmerized and too horny to walk. I may return, but not with her or until I know Shirley is back or there is some new talent.

- Bildo[/QUOTE]

Mid-flight negotiations suck, I absolutely hate that. For what it's worth, I had a different experience w/Sophia the other day. No negotiations whatsoever. I left .4 and she said "see you next time". Granted, this isn't the norm for me at this place. I'm usually subjected to haggling, but, for whatever reason, I was spared during my last visit.

I head off Saturday for some time with a couple Latina ladies off California. When I arrive, I call. For 15 minutes I go directly to VM. This sucks. Finally, she decided to answer the phone. I'm told "I'll be there in a minute." Ten minutes later and another VM answer. I leave.

I decided to try a favorite spot of mine, Violet. I've always had phenomenal success here. I usually get in and out for under $.

After Sonny gave me a weak table shower, we went in for the massage. GREAT massage. Then she was done. ??? What? No Flip? This sucks. I try everything I know. I put my hand on her ass and her hand on my brain. No luck. I gently move to her breastless chest and try to put her hand on my brain. No again! Now I'm brazen. I request the girl that "does it" to visit me. No again. Me so horny. Me so sad.

I left.

Down Ashland I go. HHHHMMMMM Q and Q Spa on Ashland at North Ave next to Hollywood grill has the open sign turned. I'm hurtin' so I go in.

Oh yes. I can already tell this will work out just fine. I got a typical crappy AMP massage, some minor negotiations and I was standing on the massage table getting happy.

Then off to the table shower and we had an encore. Good stuff. But it was a long morning before I finally got some relief.

I forgot the name of this place but the number is [blue][Telephone Number deleted by Admin][/blue]. Its off Irving and Montrose near expressway ramp. 294 I believe. well anyway there was this polish chick she gave a great massage but the menu is very very lacking as in nothing. She does have great hands though. dont let the ad's fool you.

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Haven't posted in a while for fear of leading LE to my favorite spots. Posting to say that despite the recent amendments, a few MPs are still worth it.

Went to visit my ATF S****, but she is still in China. Been there for a few months now. Each time I ask when she will return keep getting different answers. Decide to stay and try the new talent. Got a spinner, cute face, A cups. Things looked bleak initially when led to the TS and was told to do it myself. Should have left then, but paid already. Washed up then off to massage. Massages was surprisingly decent coming from a spinner. Not as deep as I normally prefer but still relaxing. Attempts to play were met with resistance, so I just conceived defeat and looked to ride out the hour. On flip nothing as I was expecting, but then wait., when I thought it was over she removes the towel and makes a gesture for extra. She quotes the standard for HR and off we went. Really good technique and got to peek and roam. Hot, hot bod on her. Finished and left with a smile and a promise to return for possible further.

With all the scares going on, it was a nice surprise from a hot spinner.

CDT

I went to Xindy on archer yesterday around 11a and there were only two ladies working. So I pay my thirty-five for the hhr and was escorted to the last room. She asked me to get undress and lay face down and she'll be right back. (note: this wasn't my first time there) So when she had come back, I was on my back and I told her "hey, I just need my Legs and feet massaged. " She replied "I don't massage legs or feet just lower back". I'm like WTF. Are you serious? I then tell her that it's cool, just give me my refund and I'm out. And she did. I wonder if they got raided just before I got there? Oh, yeah. Finesse spa STAY AWAY because those two latin chicks are arrogant and not even that good looking to be so pricey. Go to Imperial day spa on 18th street. They're not as pricey, plus the latin ladies are dimes. They open around 10a so I would advise you to get there early or make An appointment because they get real busy.

Peace

I had a solid experience at a place by Belmont and Elston today. Two asians, one young spinner type, and one older, thin one. drew the older one. massage wasn't deep, but very sensual, lots of teasing. then she got her whole body in on it and was grinding on my leg and moaning like crazy. nice experience, excellent pop. would love to here about her colleague's technique. .6/.4

Careful, boys.
It's a bunch of savages out there.
JMFC

At the request of a provider who many of us know and love...I am trying to locate a monger whose name is Tom. ****** works at an amp that is located south of 22nd street in Chicago and she told me that she wants to contact you but she*
has lost your phone number. Tom is tall and a bit heavy.
If (and only if) you think you might be the person that she's referring to, please pm me.
I'll ask you a couple lightweight questions which, if correctly answered, will tell whether or not you are the Tom in question.

Hmmmm. I am reticent to post this experience, but I feel if I do not, I will not have any credibility with my fellows.

Went to an old favorite, but a got a different level of service this time. This establishment is located somewhere on in the general vicinity of western avenue and 800 N. Usually just a nice rub and tug. However, this time my attendant remembers the 1. Tip I dropped on her the last time and well, lets just say, she decided that she was my girlfriend and that she loved me. Nuff said.

Not really my thing, but some of you savages might appreciate this intel and I haven't ever heard of this being offered there before.

Also the session lasted 90 minutes not 60, so goody for me, as always, I tipped generously for the sublime level of service tendered, even if its was beyond my appetite levels.

Regards,

Gf

If you read my last report and feel the need to pm me because you don't know what I am talking about, please RTFF, and don't, however if you would like to share an entertaining masseuse in the city, please pm away.

Regards,

Gf