Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Barolo;2983030]Wait, there is no way, no way any bail and switch can be worse than Bertha! I think it was his mother not aunt. I got fucked over twice with that almost 25 years ago![/QUOTE]I knew someone would get that reference. It is true though, I went to Windsong one time because the ad hat decent looking girls and got there and some old hag gave me a crappy rub with no tug, kept me covered in wet sheets and just left me hanging at the end. You expect that when you are fishing in new grounds or legitimate spas but not at a dump like that place. I never get pissed but I was then. I think Bertha was an aunt but it could have been his mother like in the movie psycho. At least Bertha could give you a massage (like those big Russian women in James Bond movies).

[QUOTE=Whiskeysours;2983238]Don't get your hopes up. That's the actual gal but she doesn't have much of a personality, wants to use draping, and acts like she's never seen a grown man's cock. She's looks mid 40's, about 5 ft, and not a skinny woman but not obese either. No extras. But of course, YMMV and if it does, please report back. There was another ad in BP from this spa that had what appears to be a real pic of another chick, this one blonde.[/QUOTE]That face looks like she has seen the business end of a few c# at cks in her day!

[QUOTE=Bertil;2983579]New AMP on 27 in Davenport but not sure on what is offered. I went in hoping to see some nice young talent and only saw a girl in her 40's but with an ugly grill. I asked her if there was anyone else available and she said that the other girl was busy. I told her I'd be back but never returned. Anyone else have intel on the place? Here is the link?

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/grand-opening-20-off-q-massage-3s-p-e-c-i-a-l-your-perfect-new-get-away/16465717[/URL]

I then ended up at that upstairs place in Kissimmee by the golf shop that has been reviewed many times before. Same thing here with the ugly girls. When they saw I was disappointed they told me they'd give me a good massage for $50 so I agreed. The massage wasn't too bad actually. The standard HE with some roaming. The **** was very wet but the smell was not pleasant.[/QUOTE]I went to the place in Davenport and basically the same thing happened to me. Funny thing is the ad said something to the effect of all young girls, no old aunties here. Yea, whatever! It was all old aunties there so don't waste you coins here.

Ryan,

You saying you paid 2 bills in Luxa? For a HJ? If true that's crazy.

Sox man out.

[QUOTE=Ryan9939;2982353]Okay so I've been reading all these posts for a long time. Let me throw in my 2 cents.

Magic. Although not recently, I went there and drew Yummi I believe her name was. She was very nice and very sweet; spoke little English. I believe it was. 8 plus 1. 2 that was donated. Location not ideal for my preference, as it was way too busy all around in Altamonte. I specially don't like that skinny street you have to go on. Massage was great, she stretched everything she could find, legs, arms, everything. Roaming was allowed under her shorts and under her shirt, even "in-there". After the official massage session was over, on the flip, she got totally nude, and jumped on top of the table to get a better view. She sat on top of my chest and made me happy with what she did. The view was great. Overall, great body and great service.

Luxsa. I had the pleasure of meeting Daisy. If you are into young looking girls, she's the one to see. I should had brought some duct tape with me, because my jaw kept dropping to the floor about how gorgeous she is. She got naked immediately, which was a pleasant surprise, and the massage was okay, with some occasional B2 B action on my back. Too much chit-chatting for my preference, it was hard to relax with all the talking. . 6 and 1. 4 was the donation. Again, roaming was allowed, even digitally. After the official massage session was over, on the flip, she jumped on the table and proceeded to make me happy. Asked about other things, but was politely shut down, which was disappointing, since I was polite, I look okay, and look nothing like my uncle LEO. Overall, stunning beauty, but, at least with me, no GFE at all and everything a bit mechanical looking back at it. Although I loved her looks, probably won't repeat with her if I have a choice.

Now. This leaves me with these questions: Has Daisy offered any of you additional menu items. Or was it just me since it was my first visit w her? Who of the girls at Luxsa offer GFE and more? I'd like to know; I guess I was expecting more.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bertil;2983579]New AMP on 27 in Davenport but not sure on what is offered. I went in hoping to see some nice young talent and only saw a girl in her 40's but with an ugly grill. I asked her if there was anyone else available and she said that the other girl was busy. I told her I'd be back but never returned. Anyone else have intel on the place? Here is the link?

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/grand-opening-20-off-q-massage-3s-p-e-c-i-a-l-your-perfect-new-get-away/16465717[/URL]

I then ended up at that upstairs place in Kissimmee by the golf shop that has been reviewed many times before. Same thing here with the ugly girls. When they saw I was disappointed they told me they'd give me a good massage for $50 so I agreed. The massage wasn't too bad actually. The standard HE with some roaming. The **** was very wet but the smell was not pleasant.[/QUOTE]Stopped in this place and WA greeted by a slim Asian in her 40's wearing a tight blue dress. Paid $60 for special and went to the room. Massage was half assed and roamed was good. Once I started roaming the massage ended and was told to turn over. She asked what I wanted and told her everything. Agreed on price and off came the dress. Began sucking till I was hard and the put raincoat on and went to town on her. Tried different positions and finally emptied the tanker. Got cleaned up and gave me some water and out the door in 35 minutes. A little on the high side for price but go the job done. May repeat but too far to drive.

OMG why did I wait so long to try this place out. Yes a little higher but the quality was amazing. It was either Enna or Anna, hard to understand for sure, and she was absolutely gorgeous. Very small and petite just as I like them and what you would expect from an Asian place. The quality of the girls reminds me of the Asian girls that use to be by the Mall of Millenia. This place could hurt the wallet for sure. I guess the new place is the owners sisters new business. I will be returning and can hardily stop thinking about it (shit eatin grin).

Visited Luxsa and opted for Monika. Big mistake. It is 60 for the house and 140 tip. With Monika a waste of money. While she has a nice body, there is not much touching allowed. Massage and ending were ok, but not worth 200. Not sure whether I will repeat; 200 is just too much for what you get, especially with Monika.

Choice of therapists is very limited. Saw two; a younger one (looks 6/10) and an older one (looks 5/10). No table shower, only a regular shower. Massage is ok. 80 + 60 for regular ending. Very limited roaming. I probably will not repeat.

[QUOTE=LawDog17;2983652]I knew someone would get that reference. It is true though, I went to Windsong one time because the ad hat decent looking girls and got there and some old hag gave me a crappy rub with no tug, kept me covered in wet sheets and just left me hanging at the end. You expect that when you are fishing in new grounds or legitimate spas but not at a dump like that place. I never get pissed but I was then. I think Bertha was an aunt but it could have been his mother like in the movie psycho. At least Bertha could give you a massage (like those big Russian women in James Bond movies).[/QUOTE]Bertha was so scary, I would not dare look for anything extra. When his niece worked there, she said it was his mother!

You guys are amazing with the memories.

I recall the niece. She was hot. Tight jeans. She did a second pop with that big vibrator. A little brutal, but it worked.

Blond Amy. Oh my.

Bertha. Put a plastic hair net on me and worked me over like she was milking a cow. Effective but really a sad situation.

Amy. Oh my.

21 years ago.

[QUOTE=Barolo;2984520]Bertha was so scary, I would not dare look for anything extra. When his niece worked there, she said it was his mother![/QUOTE]

My goto girl at WPM 20+ years ago was a hippie MILF named Deva. She was at that time in her late thirties, tight, tone, petite and athletic. She gave am amazing massage, with an explosive ending, all while being super sweet and interesting to talk to. Great memories.

[QUOTE=MikeDaniels;2984595]You guys are amazing with the memories.

I recall the niece. She was hot. Tight jeans. She did a second pop with that big vibrator. A little brutal, but it worked.

Blond Amy. Oh my.

Bertha. Put a plastic hair net on me and worked me over like she was milking a cow. Effective but really a sad situation.

Amy. Oh my.

21 years ago.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MikeDaniels;2984595]You guys are amazing with the memories.

I recall the niece. She was hot. Tight jeans. She did a second pop with that big vibrator. A little brutal, but it worked.

Blond Amy. Oh my.

Bertha. Put a plastic hair net on me and worked me over like she was milking a cow. Effective but really a sad situation.

Amy. Oh my.

21 years ago.[/QUOTE]The niece was amazingly hot! I think I peed my pants a little laughing at the image of the plastic hair net (I always wondered why those things were there)! She would work you over like a dairy farmer. OMG.

21 yrs ago, at IHOP, one of the young therapists I liked was massaging a guy who had a heart attack and died during the HJ.

The place was so connected, there was no issue with the town, police etc.

The wife came in. The therapist told her. 'he was talking about you when he had the heart attack'.

Not all, but many of the ladies we count on have hearts of gold, have our back, and need to be appreciated.

If anyone beats this story, I'll be amazed.

MD.

[QUOTE=LawDog17;2985140]The niece was amazingly hot! I think I peed my pants a little laughing at the image of the plastic hair net (I always wondered why those things were there)! She would work you over like a dairy farmer. OMG.[/QUOTE]

Used to be a good place. Not the youngest of gals but the service usually solid.

Met by a likely 40 year old therapist, decent shape, nothing to write home about but not mammasan yet. Average massage at best, decent clothed HE with some roaming.

A very pronounced scoff at the. 4 tip which was standard for the half hour massage.

Therapist = C-.

Massage = C.

Attitude = D-.

Disappointment because although this place never got the hottest therapists they were usually friendly and enthusiastic. Makes me wonder if they are being leaned on some.

Likely will let this place cool a bit. Maybe I need to venture to the more popular hangouts mentioned in orlando but I try not to play near work.

She is still around.

Last time, I got my finger involved and it smelled bad for two days.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/spunky-american-therapist-wonderful-massage/8496207[/URL]

[QUOTE=FloridaBum;2984644]My goto girl at WPM 20+ years ago was a hippie MILF named Deva. She was at that time in her late thirties, tight, tone, petite and athletic. She gave am amazing massage, with an explosive ending, all while being super sweet and interesting to talk to. Great memories.[/QUOTE]

Stopped through a few asian massage parlors on S OBT since the sunoco area was pretty thin.

2 had some Chinese broads in the same area around the 528 who were hot, but english was sucky sucky, so I returned to Sunflower massage in the same plaza as some Peruvian restaurant. I liked the name, walked in to find a busty mama-san who talked engrish but still was able to answer my questions. I left the first time, returned the next day.

Offered 1 hour deep shiatsu massage with hot oil for 80 so I bit. Was led into a room where she told me to wait. Ended up waiting like 10 minutes and she returns, the massage begins, in the rain.

Started off slow. She know what she's doing.

We talk and I make her laugh she keeps rubbing. I told her it's okay to massage HARD. It said Deep massage, right? So she goes to work with her elbows and it feels GREAT. Also starts working her fingers around my butthole, her silky smooth fingers arouse me.

Her teasing me and massaging me got me excited and she skipped over the stomach massage / front leg massage and starts talking about my big cock and if I want finish. Bad move, I was in the middle of enjoying the massage, save it for later.

I honestly wanted her to just finish the massage, not offer me more prices. But she had her hand around my dick so I felt that gave me the opening to grab a fist full of her ass, while I ask for full service for free. She laughs and says she needs to shave her pussy, "too much pubic" I remember that phrase exactly.

Making offers of me to live in her place / rent a room and she can cook for me, sounds great but I'd rather be pounding that rice cake.

Finished with a table shower, a first for me.

The massage was nice, could have gotten better. Def not paying an extra 50 for an HJ. If she would focus more on the massage, she could get a lot more customers.

If you like thick big titty mama sans this is for you. She's talented. Cute. If I get the chance I'm going back to run up in that.

Anyone know any other hot asian milfs? Or even better preggo ones? Let me knowww.

[QUOTE=LawDog17;2985140]The niece was amazingly hot! I think I peed my pants a little laughing at the image of the plastic hair net (I always wondered why those things were there)! She would work you over like a dairy farmer. OMG.[/QUOTE]The niece was very pretty, gave a good massage and wild. She got caught and moved to Conn. Amy, I would get massages at her home, than when she went to work at IHOP. She than left and opened a small office in Maitland. Her husband was than transferred to NYC and she moved. I had a double with Amy and the niece. WOW. Good times.

I'm really enjoying all the great IHOP stories. One question; what happened? Unfortunately, I just discovered the place 2 years ago thanks to LawDog and this board. Unless I'm missing out big time, the place seems a lot more tame these days. And, while I appreciate the ladies there now, it sounds like the therapists were younger & hotter "back in the day". Thanks for the great IHOP history.

Dieter.

[QUOTE=Barolo;2985888]The niece was very pretty, gave a good massage and wild. She got caught and moved to Conn. Amy, I would get massages at her home, than when she went to work at IHOP. She than left and opened a small office in Maitland. Her husband was than transferred to NYC and she moved. I had a double with Amy and the niece. WOW. Good times.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RouseysThighs;2985583]Used to be a good place. Not the youngest of gals but the service usually solid.

Met by a likely 40 year old therapist, decent shape, nothing to write home about but not mammasan yet. Average massage at best, decent clothed HE with some roaming.

A very pronounced scoff at the. 4 tip which was standard for the half hour massage.

Therapist = C-.

Massage = C.

Attitude = D-.

Disappointment because although this place never got the hottest therapists they were usually friendly and enthusiastic. Makes me wonder if they are being leaned on some.

Likely will let this place cool a bit. Maybe I need to venture to the more popular hangouts mentioned in orlando but I try not to play near work.[/QUOTE]Nothing stays the same. Asahi has been there for many years and when I was going there maybe 15 or more years ago it was thee place to go. The girls there were CB quality. I remember that they had one LMT doing just table shower and then another the massage. It was a great place and ATF for many. I remember one girl wore a school girl outfit. Oh my God. ! I also remember one or two girls that specialized in certain techniques that they liked going. A place you always looked forward to returning. There was an old mamasan there who always took care of you and was always smoking. It reminded me of my Hongkong days.

[QUOTE=Bertil;2983579]New AMP on 27 in Davenport but not sure on what is offered. I went in hoping to see some nice young talent and only saw a girl in her 40's but with an ugly grill. I asked her if there was anyone else available and she said that the other girl was busy. I told her I'd be back but never returned. Anyone else have intel on the place? Here is the link?

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/grand-opening-20-off-q-massage-3s-p-e-c-i-a-l-your-perfect-new-get-away/16465717[/URL]

I then ended up at that upstairs place in Kissimmee by the golf shop that has been reviewed many times before. Same thing here with the ugly girls. When they saw I was disappointed they told me they'd give me a good massage for $50 so I agreed. The massage wasn't too bad actually. The standard HE with some roaming. The **** was very wet but the smell was not pleasant.[/QUOTE]Attempting to monger in Polk county is a bad idea on multiple levels. "The juice is not worth the squeeze. " Any descent provider worth a brain knows not to work in Polk county. That just leaves meth heads. I consider every add out of PC LEO's works or they will be watching at a min.

[QUOTE=Summertime0777;2986395]Attempting to monger in Polk county is a bad idea on multiple levels. "The juice is not worth the squeeze. " Any descent provider worth a brain knows not to work in Polk county. That just leaves meth heads. I consider every add out of PC LEO's works or they will be watching at a min.[/QUOTE]Very good advice. Not under current administration anyway.

[QUOTE=DieterBraun;2985991]I'm really enjoying all the great IHOP stories. One question; what happened? Unfortunately, I just discovered the place 2 years ago thanks to LawDog and this board. Unless I'm missing out big time, the place seems a lot more tame these days. And, while I appreciate the ladies there now, it sounds like the therapists were younger & hotter "back in the day". Thanks for the great IHOP history.

Dieter.[/QUOTE]I think 20 years ago it was easier and LEO was not really interested. Especially in WP, they were protected pretty good. The good olde boys were playing also. The guy sold it several years ago. The blonde that owns it gives a nice relaxing, but never had an open menu other than HE. Patricia is still there, but I was never a fan! So I thing the reins are kept on the girls.

Saw Jeanne in Deltona recently. Easy to contact and schedule but quite a drive. Works out of a private residence in a safe and quiet neighborhood. Small bedroom near the front of the house is a dedicated massage room.

Jeanne is prettier than her pics and has a friendly personality. I read her USA reviews before seeing her and the consensus was that the menu is somewhat open (HE, UTC roaming) with more possibly being available upon subsequent visits. This was my first visit and I was covered on the flip and she didn't go near the boys. Good quality massage with decent stretching. I was enjoying the massage and company that I didn't press the action to determine what else was available. She didn't give any hints in her conversation, which was personable without being flirty. Enjoyed the visit -- but not the long drive. Might repeat.

Swung by CB again this morning. I ended with Ena (sp?) again. Went for the hour this time. While everything was grwat there are a few things that could make it better. For one they are on the high side, but good quality of girls. Two there in no FIV or BBBJ. Also seems a bit orchestrated, not mechanical but getting close. I choose the hour so I could take my time and enjoy but I was starting to get the feeling she had enough 10-15 minutes in. Got to meet the other girls, other than CeCe the others were just so-so.

So I'm only new to posting but not new per say to the monger world or this forum.

I thought I'd share with you a few dreams I had. The have all ended happy.

If you have never been to: [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/unforgettable-experience-new-lmts/11162132[/URL].

Think about going if you have and hour and $1. 20 to give.

My most recent dream about this place was with the girl with the tattoo on her chest. She is very nice girl maybe mid to late twenties with a great attitude. Definitely there to please. About 5 minutes into my massage she took her top completely off without warning and incorporated her chest into the massage. The tease was great, if your into that sort of thing. Great convo and on the flip she expressed her talent with a combo of lotion / oil (don't really know which it was) and spit. She like for you to finish on her chest so you can stand if you would like, and I even got her to give a short BBBJ.

Very nice dream and I have been a regular for some time (about 1 year). The funny thing about this place is they are totally legit, (the other services they offer).

Take note this is my first post. Just thought I'd get involved and contribute instead of leeching all the time. LOL.

Saw her two years ago. Looked like she needed a meal. Place was dirty. HJ offered and accepted. But very unattractive and an experience I regretted.

[QUOTE=DickJackman;2987498]Saw Jeanne in Deltona recently. Easy to contact and schedule but quite a drive. Works out of a private residence in a safe and quiet neighborhood. Small bedroom near the front of the house is a dedicated massage room.

Jeanne is prettier than her pics and has a friendly personality. I read her USA reviews before seeing her and the consensus was that the menu is somewhat open (HE, UTC roaming) with more possibly being available upon subsequent visits. This was my first visit and I was covered on the flip and she didn't go near the boys. Good quality massage with decent stretching. I was enjoying the massage and company that I didn't press the action to determine what else was available. She didn't give any hints in her conversation, which was personable without being flirty. Enjoyed the visit -- but not the long drive. Might repeat.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MiniMan27;2914538]I was texting with them seems they have A couple ladies working so I was asking A few questions and was quoted 120 for the full hour hands in sessions and never A rush asked about B2B they said that's A different kind of massage they are hands only hum.[/QUOTE]I have been a regular for quite some time now, they are just hands, however one dream I had with main chick with tatoos, she took her top off and incorporated her chest in the mix. On the flip she is very energetic climbs on table and uses her spit and lotions / oils of course.

Very happy dream, This dream is very consistent. I ususally tip. 20 to. 4 depending on my overall mood post visit, which is always good.

Just my two cents in a dream.

[QUOTE=SanFordBB;2914015]Has anyone tried this one. Don't recall seeing her post before but could have missed it. May TOFTT if no info.

Many thanks.

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/relax-with-me-today/16040701[/URL][/QUOTE]This girl works with theses girls: [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/unforgettable-experience-new-lmts/11162132[/URL].

She just only works one day a week, I personally haven't dreamed about her myself, however the other girls have told me she is good.

Does anyone have any experience with the AMP's on Clermont like King or Noble?

[QUOTE=Diamond5;2988097]Does anyone have any experience with the AMP's on Clermont like King or Noble?[/QUOTE]My experience was waste of time and money for the 2 you mentioned.

Flysafe.

[QUOTE=Jay7005;2968258]Totally agree. He wants you to send him a message to a gmail address. My guess is he is fishing. Could be spam, could be bacon, or for some other nefarious reason. Either way, I would be very careful. If you send email directly, your IP is likely exposed. Avoid, and be safe out there![/QUOTE]Catching up on old posts, but figured I'd throw it out there. He's legit. You have to play by the rules but it's legit. Probably won't repeat personally, but anyone doubting validity need not worry.

[QUOTE=Anonymouschub;2987919]This girl works with theses girls: [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/unforgettable-experience-new-lmts/11162132[/URL].

She just only works one day a week, I personally haven't dreamed about her myself, however the other girls have told me she is good.[/QUOTE]Donation is 120 plus tip and Tara is gone.

[QUOTE=PWhitty1;2987654]Swung by CB again this morning. I ended with Ena (sp?) again. Went for the hour this time. While everything was grwat there are a few things that could make it better. For one they are on the high side, but good quality of girls. Two there in no FIV or BBBJ. Also seems a bit orchestrated, not mechanical but getting close. I choose the hour so I could take my time and enjoy but I was starting to get the feeling she had enough 10-15 minutes in. Got to meet the other girls, other than CeCe the others were just so-so.[/QUOTE]4 girls Sierra, Ruby, Sam, and new girl named Cici. They are all open menu same in service except one doesn't do the BBBJ but she gives a great GFE experience with DFK and likes to cuddle. 20's-30's in age all very sexy, clean and beautiful. Normal going rates.

I finally made it to Bora Bora last Friday.

Let me start by saying this is the nicest AMP Orlando has ever had. The decor is modern and upscale. The rooms are nicely decorated. The high ceilings give the place a great vibe. I was impressed by the ambiance.

The table shower was fantastic. I am a bit taller so the table was a little short for me but it was a pleasant experience overall. The actual massage was excellent. So good I fell asleep. I had a great dream and woke up happy. Total damage was. 20 cents. Well worth the price ALL things considered.

What I did not like was that my time was cut short about 10 minutes. When you pay a premium for services, you should never be cut short time. The traffic in the hallway sometimes gets cluttered. I don't know this for sure but i'm pretty sure this place has the same ownership as the place we all love down the road. Our asian entrepreneur friends are doing good work and good business.

[QUOTE=FlyHigher767;2988411]My experience was waste of time and money for the 2 you mentioned.

Flysafe.[/QUOTE]Other then Michelle it's a waste of time, I guess.

[QUOTE=Carlosa;2988682]Donation is 120 plus tip and Tara is gone.[/QUOTE]She will man the desk from time to time but will not venture back into the rooms no matter how much you ask. That and she had gotten huge compared to when she was doing massages.

[QUOTE=FlyHigher767;2988411]My experience was waste of time and money for the 2 you mentioned.

Flysafe.[/QUOTE]I have too agree the Clermont AMP suck. UTR was the best.

Some of these girls read the board player. No need to be hurtful to them. We wouldn't want one of the ladies posting how small your pee pee is. LOL.

[QUOTE=Oltimega;2989700]She will man the desk from time to time but will not venture back into the rooms no matter how much you ask. That and she had gotten huge compared to when she was doing massages.[/QUOTE]

I guess you meant Clermont UTR is still the best minus those extras we were getting. I really feel bad that we have to let that go. I guess time moves on.

NB1.

[QUOTE=RogueOut1991;2989951]I have too agree the Clermont AMP suck. UTR was the best.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Diamond5;2988097]Does anyone have any experience with the AMP's on Clermont like King or Noble?[/QUOTE]Tried both locations twice, hoping for an improvement but no. Both suck (well ready, they didn't. . I wished the sucked and more). Both locations had below average massage and even less extras.

UTR Clermont was amazing. Too bad items off the table now. Have not seen her yet since her return, but is amazingly fresh and great in all aspects.

West side needs more options.