LOL I think we all did this
[QUOTE=Problems;4369186]While she deposited the door fee, I ditched my garb. Like the halfwit barbarian that I am, I laid my hairy nude body down on the table without noticing that there was no sheet covering it. Naomi entered shortly thereafter and requested that I get back up, so that she could remedy the situation.[/QUOTE]I did this too the first time I saw Senina LOL. Anyways, so I went to what I thought was the Flamingo house finally and waited at the apartments but they never texted me back ugh. So after a bit of waiting I went back to Lily A's and saw Blue. My God she's legit! So far had the pleasure of spending time with Senina, Naomi, and Blue.
Where are these non-Asian parlors people speak of?
Thousand Feet Reflexology
Dreamed I visited Thousand Feet on Spring Mt. Rd. A day or two ago. Paid. 6, I think, for an hour. Led to room, disrobed, and Cindy came in. Reasonable looking (6-7), could lose a few pounds, but nice natural Cs. She worked my feet and calves for close to half an hour. Then, the negotiation ensued. She bared her boobs and asked if I wanted handy. I said no and the negotiation began. She wanted $2 for BBBJ and FS, $1. 4 for just BBBJ. Settled on $1. 8 for the works. I probably should have held firm at $1. 6, but my brain wasn't doing the negotiating. Started with decent BBBJ for a few minutes, then on with the cover for CG, DS, and standing Mish. That wasn't getting the job done, so she took the cover off and finished with a BJ. I'm not sure she meant to but she got it in the mouth (though at my age, there's not a lot of volume).
Would I repeat? Maybe. I'd prefer a cuter version, but she was nice, so maybe.
Naples 7-11 Plaza and Karen
Has anyone been to Enchanted Spa or Apple Spa at the Naples plaza lately? I reported on Apple several months ago and might venture back if anyone can confirm that there are still cute white girls working there.
How about the sweet tanning spa at the Karen St side of Commercial Center? There were cute Hispanic girls who worked there at one point. Is that still the case?
The reason I'm asking is because this is more my thing, and the rest of this thread is 99% about Lily A and 1% about other Asian places.
Lily Massage cause I am a fucking idiot.
Went to Lily Spa Massage on spring mountain a few days ago cause I was driving the trop loop and was certain this had to be the Lily A place.
Did I look at the forum to be sure? No.
Did I even think about checking the forum? No.
Did I pay the 120 fee for 1 hr table shower massage? Yes.
Did I get 30 minutes of elbows an upsell of 160 for a CBJ and a table shower that was essentially her putting a thumb over a garden hose? Yes.
Do I want to describe the masseuse to kind of save this embarassment? No.
I'd rather have paid to get kicked in the nuts.
RTFF folks.