Before you get your next tat.
This is an open letter to all of the ladies who read this board and work on Backpage or elsewhere. Please, stop inking up your entire body. It's driving me totally insane!
You look like a beautiful young 22 year old in your photo with bright, clear skin. And then I arrive and you have a fucking angel riding a dolphin on your back. Or the names of your dead cousins on each shoulder. Enough with the fucking tattoos.
If you are in the business of selling your body, you should try to maintain a product (your body) that would draw top dollar. These girls who cover themselves in fucking vines and fish scales and whatever else are driving down their own prices. How can they not realize this?
A lot of the guys who are your customers, and I definitely am one of them, are into spending time with the girls we couldn't land when we were younger. Pretty, fresh-faced. But also a huge plus if you are nasty in the bedroom. Being nasty in the bedroom means being open to doing anything, not LOOKING nasty with a bunch of fishhooks in your lips or permanent scribbling all over your body. Every tattoo you get takes a few dollars off your hourly earnings, whether you realize it or not.
So please. Just stop.