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[QUOTE=EliottSpitzer1;2127508]Glorious return to Warren after 2+ years away due to work relocation. I must say I am a bit sad that my old place (Hot S) is no longer around, even though the new one is in its old spot. Got a lump in my throat driving past the old location in the strip mall. I must say that part of Warren is truly a shit hole now! Anyways 1st time at the cat. I found Bunny to be very attractive with a pretty face, nice man made C's, and a nice ass / legs. She does a have bit of a pouch around her waist that she covers with a skirt. Funny part was when I arrived the TS was busy so she gave me a 10 minute nice massage while we waited. TS was more mechanical than I hoped, followed by a few minutes in the Sauna. In the room we had some nice chat regarding who I had spent time with at Hot S and when I mentioned a few names she felt comfortable "T. Is my friend". After that things went as planned and events concluded. I must say that as many of the reports on her attest, its a shame that everything is 100% legit now. I wish I was headed back that way though because I have a knot that needs attention.

Peace.[/QUOTE]Good to see you posting here, Gov.

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Needed a good massage, so I headed to Tiger only to find 2 cars in lot. On my way there I only saw 1 car at Sunny so I turned around an went back. By the time I got back the one car was gone only to be replaced by 2 more. So I decided to go in anyhow, and glad I did. My massage was given to me by Dee Dee, or maybe it just DD like her bra size. All I will say is she gave me a great massage, and hit all the spots that needed to be worked on. I was told by Candy on my way out that they have 4 women working.

Anyone know if nana has finished vacationing, or who's there right now. Anyone been there lately.

Phlip.

[QUOTE=PhlipPhlop;2137565]Anyone know if nana has finished vacationing, or who's there right now. Anyone been there lately.

Phlip.[/QUOTE]Last week the line up was.

Lisa.

CC.

Bonnie.

I think the average age at tiger is about 45 now.

[QUOTE=MacDaddyjam;2141569]
I think the average age at tiger is about 45 now.[/QUOTE]They are changing the name of the establishment to 'Cougar'.

Visited cougar town on Tuesday and on the recommendation of a fellow senior and had a go with Lisa. Definitely not the youngest feline to pass thru warren nor the most beautiful but my visit with her was memorable. Lisa is an attractive, petite bundle of fun that I do recommend and will revisit next time unless of course cookie rolls back into town. Real or acting she was fun, frolicky, passionate, responsive an overall a GFE. What Sarah is serving up is consistency, rarely have I left disappointed more often thinking, damn that was good. If a twenty something is what you desire, and who doesn't, then roll the dice on a BP girl but more often than not you will roll snake eyes. Interesting visit also because there was a full house when I arrived and was able to enjoy a ice cold beverage in the basement kitchen while breakfast was being prepared and received a second shower (not table) after my massage from Lisa. Tiger honk Phlip.

[QUOTE=MacDaddyjam;2141569]Last week the line up was.

Lisa.

CC.

Bonnie.

I think the average age at tiger is about 45 now.[/QUOTE]You should tack on about 10 years to that number and you're average will be better. I know Bonnie, aka Froggie, is a little past 60. And yes, they should change Tiger's name to Cougartown.

Hello all my northerly brethren. I am flying to Thailand tomorrow morning and have a six hour layover at JFK. I have looked over at that section but it is mostly crickets chirpen. Anyone on this forum have any ideas if there are any decent AMPs near JFK I could escape to for a few hours before my 15 hour flight to China.

Joker.

Previously Sun Spa Southern Region Marketing director.

I'd just save the money till you get to Thailand. Hang out at some of the airport bars / shops and talk to the pretty ladies. Tell them you have a long layover and see if can hook up with them. They like to hear you won't be around long. Makes it more appealing to them. Any pretty girls at the airport shops will be happy to talk to you so they can pass the time. Ask if they sell rubbers and lube also.

[QUOTE=Fannima30;2142305]I'd just save the money till you get to Thailand. Hang out at some of the airport bars / shops and talk to the pretty ladies. Tell them you have a long layover and see if can hook up with them. They like to hear you won't be around long. Makes it more appealing to them. Any pretty girls at the airport shops will be happy to talk to you so they can pass the time. Ask if they sell rubbers and lube also.[/QUOTE]To add to your chances, tell them you have recently been widowed and that was the only woman you had ever been with. Synthetic tears work well, also take one of your socks off and put it in front pocket wear unpleated shorts. With all of these pointers, you will probably get a little in a closet or private airport room.

Let us in on the outcome of your trip. You will definetly enjoy the bar scene. Hope you invested in some blue magic.

Take care and be safe.

[QUOTE=CesarRomero;2142162]Hello all my northerly brethren. I am flying to Thailand tomorrow morning and have a six hour layover at JFK. I have looked over at that section but it is mostly crickets chirpen. Anyone on this forum have any ideas if there are any decent AMPs near JFK I could escape to for a few hours before my 15 hour flight to China.

Joker.

Previously Sun Spa Southern Region Marketing director.[/QUOTE]This is a picture of Soi Six in Pattaya, I am staying there my first four days. The young lady works at a beer bar across the street from my hote. Should be an adventure.

Joker.

Save your money Cesar. You will understand when you get there. Check out Soi buakow and LK Metro while you are there as well. Great area.

Hey bookman clean out your message folder!!

In Connecticut on vacation an hit a AMP in new haven. The girls are young an hot.