Massage Parlor Reports

Incredible. Ugly, Old and Fat weren't even allowed to get on the bus.
About 30 years from now these beauties will be ready for Chicago.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5wLWro6a7Y&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/url]

Stopped by Elegant to visit Shirley. Bad news, she is on vacation for two to three months. The girl on the couch looked spent, so against my better judgment I went with Sophia for the first time. Bad move, I don't know what it is but as soon as I walk in one of these joints Lil Bildo comandeers my blood flow and I go brain dead. Lucky for me I followed one of my old rules, never bring in more than I am willing to spend.

The massage was mediocre, too much lotion and just her hands moving around pretending to massage. We get to the flip and the negotiations begin. What a mood killer. She wants .60 for a clothed HE and I say no way. She sensed I was getting reaqdy to walk and just eat the door fee and I finally negotiate a topless HE for less then her clothed HE price. Went for the half hour and spent a little more than I wanted but still considerably less than $. Her technique was not bad but I really resent haggling over upselling in a place that is far from luxurious with out a TS. What the others have said about her is true, she counts on us being mezmerized and too horny to walk. I may return, but not with her or until I know Shirley is back or there is some new talent.

- Bildo

[QUOTE=Mengzi]Incredible. Ugly, Old and Fat weren't even allowed to get on the bus.
About 30 years from now these beauties will be ready for Chicago.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5wLWro6a7Y&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/url][/QUOTE]I was once in western China, a small city with a lot of tourists, both Chinese and foreign. I picked a random direction and just started walking, past apartments, stores, restaurants, and row after row of nail salons. As I walked past one, I looked over and saw the most adorable spinner sitting on a stool right out front. She was everything you want a Chinese girl to be: pristine dark bangs hanging over her dark eyes, a perfect face, and a trim little body anchored by beautiful long legs. She beckoned me over, and as I approached her magnificent visage, she looked up at me, made an okay sign with one hand and slid the index finger of her other in and out. Then she held up two fingers, indicating 200 Yuan, which is about $30. I had a good night.

[QUOTE=Mengzi]Incredible. Ugly, Old and Fat weren't even allowed to get on the bus.
About 30 years from now these beauties will be ready for Chicago.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5wLWro6a7Y&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/url][/QUOTE]Wow. I should definitely visit Macau.

[QUOTE=David Peter]Sorry to hear your story. Next time, why don't you just ask whether they do a HE before you start the massage.[/QUOTE]In my experience, they get very nervous about guys that ask right up front. I've been told more than once that I "look like a cop" so just asking up front usually convinces them that I am and ends all chance of anything else. Maybe its just my curse, but I've learned to look for other signs. This place had many of the signs but none of the delivery. I thought I'd warn other hobbyists off this place. Just my little service. Not intending to whine.

I dont have any loved ones and I live in a box under the bridge - lol

Dont necessarily use CC but they accept CC's and I just thought I would add that in my report

Let me just reinterate....Elegant is a good choice

this place has been poorly reviewd in the past by me and others who have TOFTT

[QUOTE=SpokenOne69]this place has been poorly reviewd in the past by me and others who have TOFTT[/QUOTE]Note to self - read farther into the past - I didn't go all the way back to February before I made my choice.

It would be great if we could have a database where a specific location could be checked without having to scan through many many reports. OK, enough whining, I'll look harder next time, thanks for pointing that out.

[QUOTE=Paintedbird]I was once in western China, a small city with a lot of tourists, both Chinese and foreign. I picked a random direction and just started walking, past apartments, stores, restaurants, and row after row of nail salons. As I walked past one, I looked over and saw the most adorable spinner sitting on a stool right out front. She was everything you want a Chinese girl to be: pristine dark bangs hanging over her dark eyes, a perfect face, and a trim little body anchored by beautiful long legs. She beckoned me over, and as I approached her magnificent visage, she looked up at me, made an okay sign with one hand and slid the index finger of her other in and out. Then she held up two fingers, indicating 200 Yuan, which is about $30. I had a good night.[/QUOTE]

I traveled to Beijing and Shanghai last year. Buying pu$$y is illegal but it is just as easy to buy as a loaf of bread. No need to look for some...it will find you.

Had a great time at Lifetime Spa in Skokie. Susan is an over 40 AMP but what a great massage and what a rack she has. On the flip she asked if I wanted extras and I said I wanted DATY and what a nice box she has. She moaned like a kitten and then after 15 minutes she gave me a CBJ and I swear I was going to break the cover when I shot my load. Will repeat.

[QUOTE=Zrdt1]Had a great time at Lifetime Spa in Skokie. Susan is an over 40 AMP but what a great massage and what a rack she has. On the flip she asked if I wanted extras and I said I wanted DATY and what a nice box she has. She moaned like a kitten and then after 15 minutes she gave me a CBJ and I swear I was going to break the cover when I shot my load. Will repeat.[/QUOTE]Many mentions of this place on the skokie board, been planning on checking it out soon.

I will report.

[QUOTE=Zrdt1]Had a great time at Lifetime Spa in Skokie. Susan is an over 40 AMP but what a great massage and what a rack she has. On the flip she asked if I wanted extras and I said I wanted DATY and what a nice box she has. She moaned like a kitten and then after 15 minutes she gave me a CBJ and I swear I was going to break the cover when I shot my load. Will repeat.[/QUOTE]Correction: Marie's is the one that's been getting the good reports lately, not Lifetime. If Susan is the same older lady mentioned in recent reports on the skokie board, others were not too impressed. Or maybe they got somebody new?

[QUOTE=Wetboy]It would be great if we could have a database where a specific location could be checked without having to scan through many many reports.[/QUOTE]

On some boards (eg: the DC massage board) there are kind souls that summarize recent reviews quarterly by location and post them. It's a good way to see which shops are open and reliable, but it does require someone to do the work.

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/1923063960.html[/url]

Not a massage parlour, but she comes to you as an outcall. She is the girl in the pics, (although in the pics she's about 20 pounds lighter.) nice girl, attractive but gave me a massage so crappy I almost wanted to just tell her to stop. Same repetitive boring motions with no power at all, it was laughable really. I asked her if she massaged anything else and we settled on a handjob for an addition 50, so if you see her rates you can tell I was very dissapointed overall, with that total amount would have been better spent elsewhere obviously! So I just wanted to write this report to let you all know you should avoid at all costs! When you think about it, it's very risky to have any of these craigslist or backpage girls come massage you for 150 an hour, because at that price point you're guaranteed nothing really, and on top of that they may ask you for additional fees for a HJ as in this case.

I'm looking forward to what the new casino in Des Plaines will bring to our hobby. I'm sure they will not allow loitering in the lobby like you see in that video. But due to it's proximirty to O'Hare, this new casino will be very different from the others we have here. I'm guessing (and hoping) the lounges and hotels in the area will be buzzing with activity.

[QUOTE=Mengzi]Incredible. Ugly, Old and Fat weren't even allowed to get on the bus.
About 30 years from now these beauties will be ready for Chicago.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5wLWro6a7Y&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/url][/QUOTE]