Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=DarkGrey;7130665]Try Berlin. She's hot, expensive, and has a limited menu. But. She is sexy as hell![/QUOTE]What he said. Perfect!

For those that pm me, here is her link.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/caucasian_w/hayley-in-town-this-week-/744640406718[/URL]

[QUOTE=BoatGuy1;7128818]I ran into her recently and she is back in town for a little while. I made sure to plan something with her and she said if I wanted to share and let people know if you have her number you know what to do and looks forward to reconnecting.

What a nice Christmas present.[/QUOTE]

Seen Berlin since the beginning and she is a beauty. Was looking for something new outside of the bbu girls but like the bbu girls to add to the rotation.

[QUOTE=White300;7130692]What he said. Perfect![/QUOTE].

Randomly stopped into TNC on Saturday afternoon. There was nobody in the parking lot when I arrived. Kim, I think her name was, showed me to the room. She massaged me for a bit, and I could tell she was really tense. She complained that she was having a hard time running the parlor all by herself, and that Lisa, the main girl was gone.

Then about 7-8 of you monger bastards started ringing the bell, knocking on the door, calling the phone constantly my whole time there. Kim would leave the room and say, "busy, come back later!" And some of you persisted asking her questions like, "where's iisa? When can I come back?

Needless to say, I got so annoyed I just got up and left. I couldn't get in the mood. Kim was exasperated, and in a bad mood, and so was I, but she gave me 20 bucks back. I saw all of you guys waiting in the parking lot in your Ford trucks, waiting around like wild dogs for scraps of meat from the table.

[QUOTE=HarryHood;7131033]Randomly stopped into TNC on Saturday afternoon. There was nobody in the parking lot when I arrived. Kim, I think her name was, showed me to the room. She massaged me for a bit, and I could tell she was really tense. She complained that she was having a hard time running the parlor all by herself, and that Lisa, the main girl was gone.

Then about 7-8 of you monger bastards started ringing the bell, knocking on the door, calling the phone constantly my whole time there. Kim would leave the room and say, "busy, come back later!" And some of you persisted asking her questions like, "where's iisa? When can I come back?

Needless to say, I got so annoyed I just got up and left. I couldn't get in the mood. Kim was exasperated, and in a bad mood, and so was I, but she gave me 20 bucks back. I saw all of you guys waiting in the parking lot in your Ford trucks, waiting around like wild dogs for scraps of meat from the table.[/QUOTE]How did Kim look? Sorry for the unfortunate experience.

I want to preface this report my experience at TNC:

1. I 100% believe everyone's positive review of TNC.

2. I'm jealous of everyone's positive experience at TNC.

I had the worst massage experience of my life at TNC. I think it turned me off from AMPs forever. And AMPs is a very broad category that includes people from a lot of countries, actually an entire continent. So I am sorry if I sound racist. This was such a stupid experience that it actually goes way beyond any one group of people: it damn near turned me off massage as a concept. It was just a total waste of time. It was like a parody of a bad massage.

Of course, YMMV.

TNC isn't particularly busy on the day I go. The parking lot is almost empty. I walk up and get right in. This girl is not welcoming, or warm, and I immediately feel like a bother. Her indifference and annoyance only gets worse. I make a request five minutes in (nothing sexual) and she immediately tells me to pay, asks how much I will pay. I offer four jacksons for basics and, no joke, she starts mocking the amount. Like it's the most absurd thing she has heard anyone say that day. And I bet she hears some OUTLANDISH things in a given day.

I try to think what I had done to get on the wrong foot, after all the good reviews. People TIP $200 or $250 at places like this, so I guess it must be fun for somebody. Anywhere I've ever gone, I've always met or exceeded door fee. I've never TRIPLED the door fee. So maybe the problem is me. But $$$ is way more than I could ever justify for 30 minutes of fun. Again, just me.

I realize this place is not for me, and I respectfully say: this is not working out and I got to go. I tell her to keep the door fee. It's only 7-8 minutes after I walked in, and I am out the door.

And no, I can't imagine ever going back to TNC. In case the suspense was killing you. I probably will not repeat. I was bored. I figured I'd try. You've got to try. And now I know. I know exactly where and when I got the worst massage that anyone has ever gotten throughout all of the millennia of time that has ever passed on the planet Earth.

It's also possible I was ruined by experiencing the GOAT at JD up the street. Milan is and will always be the untouchable Queen.

I was so excited recently to get a response from Sabrina. She responded to my inquiry in an hour plus which would make time tight but a chance to see her and I threw caution to the wind. Unfortunately. Communications were good during my hour plus drive and when I arrived her prompt response was to give her a few minutes. After 10 minutes I checked in again to no response, after 20 minutes I gave up on her. Based on my expectations I had a sizeable tip in mind. Her loss was the Salvation Armys gain.

Needless to say I will not try her again. If you check the escort forum you will see she has done this to others. Obviously if you schedule with her have a plan B and time to burn.

[QUOTE=LotsaSpark;7129725]Anyone seen Sweet Megan lately? Just wondered what your experience was like. She hasn't been reviewed for quite a while. Some reviews in the past were OK, some not so ok. She's been around for quite a while so I wonder what the latest might be with her.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/caucasian_w/sweet-meganhere-until-10pmgirl/034941475273[/URL][/QUOTE]One more try to see if anyone else has seen her lately. With as long as she's been around at least a couple guys must have seen her lately. Thanks for any other info that could be shared.

[QUOTE=UtrGuy;7131363]How did Kim look? Sorry for the unfortunate experience.[/QUOTE]Kim was hot.

Any recent updates on Jasmine, no new reports it seems but I would like a message and I have not found a provider yet. Any feedback is great!

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/black_caribbean/let-me-ease-your-mind-sensual-/603740209582[/URL]

[QUOTE=TypicalDude;7131507]I had the worst massage experience of my life at TNC. I think it turned me off from AMPs forever. And AMPs is a very broad category that includes people from a lot of countries, actually an entire continent. So I am sorry if I sound racist. This was such a stupid experience that it actually goes way beyond any one group of people: it damn near turned me off massage as a concept. It was just a total waste of time. It was like a parody of a bad massage.[/QUOTE]As one Dude to another, I am sorry you had such a bad experience there. I would be curious of which masseuse you had. My guess would be Jay or a newer girl. I always tip double the house fee and get everything I want.

[QUOTE=LotsaSpark;7132010]One more try to see if anyone else has seen her lately. With as long as she's been around at least a couple guys must have seen her lately. Thanks for any other info that could be shared.[/QUOTE]Visited sweet Megan a few weeks ago. Left as soon as I arrived.

[QUOTE=TypicalDude;7131507]I want to preface this report my experience at TNC:

1. I 100% believe everyone's positive review of TNC.

2. I'm jealous of everyone's positive experience at TNC.

I had the worst massage experience of my life at TNC. I think it turned me off from AMPs forever. And AMPs is a very broad category that includes people from a lot of countries, actually an entire continent. So I am sorry if I sound racist. This was such a stupid experience that it actually goes way beyond any one group of people: it damn near turned me off massage as a concept. It was just a total waste of time. It was like a parody of a bad massage.

Of course, YMMV.

TNC isn't particularly busy on the day I go. The parking lot is almost empty. I walk up and get right in. This girl is not welcoming, or warm, and I immediately feel like a bother. Her indifference and annoyance only gets worse. I make a request five minutes in (nothing sexual) and she immediately tells me to pay, asks how much I will pay. I offer four jacksons for basics and, no joke, she starts mocking the amount. Like it's the most absurd thing she has heard anyone say that day. And I bet she hears some OUTLANDISH things in a given day.

I try to think what I had done to get on the wrong foot, after all the good reviews. People TIP $200 or $250 at places like this, so I guess it must be fun for somebody. Anywhere I've ever gone, I've always met or exceeded door fee. I've never TRIPLED the door fee. So maybe the problem is me. But $$$ is way more than I could ever justify for 30 minutes of fun. Again, just me.

I realize this place is not for me, and I respectfully say: this is not working out and I got to go. I tell her to keep the door fee. It's only 7-8 minutes after I walked in, and I am out the door.

And no, I can't imagine ever going back to TNC. In case the suspense was killing you. I probably will not repeat. I was bored. I figured I'd try. You've got to try. And now I know. I know exactly where and when I got the worst massage that anyone has ever gotten throughout all of the millennia of time that has ever passed on the planet Earth.

It's also possible I was ruined by experiencing the GOAT at JD up the street. Milan is and will always be the untouchable Queen.[/QUOTE]I stopped by yesterday and had a great time with a new girl Sky. She is beautiful with blonde hair and a tiny waist. Perfect B / C boobs on her tiny frame. I would guess mid 30's. She was only taking HHR appointments because she was the only one there. I had a great time. $200 out the door.

Unless I'm reading the reviews differently than you cost out the door is typically $200/ HHR or $240/ HR. I would be annoyed if I was treated the way you were as well.

[QUOTE=White300;7130692]What he said. Perfect![/QUOTE]Is she as hot as the pictures look?

[QUOTE=UtrGuy;7132659]I stopped by yesterday and had a great time with a new girl Sky. She is beautiful with blonde hair and a tiny waist. Perfect B / C boobs on her tiny frame. I would guess mid 30's. She was only taking HHR appointments because she was the only one there. I had a great time. $200 out the door.

Unless I'm reading the reviews differently than you cost out the door is typically $200/ HHR or $240/ HR. I would be annoyed if I was treated the way you were as well.[/QUOTE]Thanks. I know there can be a lot of stress for a provider who is dealing with all the walk-ins, without any help. And I acknowledge that my offer (tip) was a good. 5 off from what you describe. But I was already reaching for my clothes before we started talking about any of that. It was everything that happened before any discussion of a trip, that convinced me I had to scoot. My mileage varied.

But it definitely seems like everyone else is having a really good time there. Which is great. Party on, Garths.

[QUOTE=LotsaSpark;7132010]One more try to see if anyone else has seen her lately. With as long as she's been around at least a couple guys must have seen her lately. Thanks for any other info that could be shared.[/QUOTE]After my last visit, I posted a report as well, I will never visit her again. Never. Gross and disgusting. Tells you one price and then demands another when you show up. She reuses the towels that you unload all over.

Don't trust the pictures in her ad.

YMMV but I wouldn't count on it.

[QUOTE=LotsaSpark;7132010]One more try to see if anyone else has seen her lately. With as long as she's been around at least a couple guys must have seen her lately. Thanks for any other info that could be shared.[/QUOTE]I recalling visiting Megan back in the day, when she worked at Mama Dees Massage in Holland. Average massage; easy to talk too; options available. I recall CBJ and an hour session for $$.

[QUOTE=DaveLudema;7132662]Is she as hot as the pictures look?[/QUOTE]Yes she is that hot.

[QUOTE=TopGunFun;7132582]Visited sweet Megan a few weeks ago. Left as soon as I arrived.[/QUOTE]Thanks to the several who've responded the past couple of days. I think SM just got removed from my list of those iv3 never seen but might want to. Thanks again.

[QUOTE=TopGunFun;7132582]Visited sweet Megan a few weeks ago. Left as soon as I arrived.[/QUOTE]Her age in her ads are only off by about 20 years.

[QUOTE=HereToTry;7132502]Any recent updates on Jasmine, no new reports it seems but I would like a message and I have not found a provider yet. Any feedback is great!

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/black_caribbean/let-me-ease-your-mind-sensual-/603740209582[/URL][/QUOTE]She is very sexy and has a beautiful face IMO. She does offer FS. Everything is covered.

I have tried Ashley Winter twice and never again. First time very standoffish and offeded triple door fee with no touching and bad attitude. Then Benz said the secret was chocolate. I go second time with chocolate. She reeked of weed and looked like a zombie. Paid for an hour. Gave her chocolate. 15 mininutes in and time for flip one one of her regulars came in. Cut me half hour short. Threw a fit when I asked for money back. One of the other girls made her do it. I can't believe she is still getting clients.

Anyone get in a visit with Miss Morgan yet?

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/caucasian_e/post/322226486051[/URL]

She is a highly reviewed provider on the Ohio boards, Escort section, in multiple cities incl. Dayton, Springfield, Cincinnati.

Had good comms this past wknd (aside from one cashapp request) and I asked for availability, but I've heard nothing since.

The profile, name and photos are definitely a real provider. Hoping the person who answers the door is the Mara from Ohio.

Feel free to DM or reply here, thanks.

[QUOTE=OhDirtyBastard;7133696]Anyone get in a visit with Miss Morgan yet?

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/caucasian_e/post/322226486051[/URL]

She is a highly reviewed provider on the Ohio boards, Escort section, in multiple cities incl. Dayton, Springfield, Cincinnati.

Had good comms this past wknd (aside from one cashapp request) and I asked for availability, but I've heard nothing since.

The profile, name and photos are definitely a real provider. Hoping the person who answers the door is the Mara from Ohio.

Feel free to DM or reply here, thanks.[/QUOTE]OhDirtyBastard, your inbox is full.

[QUOTE=DudeMustAbide;7133706]OhDirtyBastard, your inbox is full.[/QUOTE]Fixed. Apologies for that. Lots of space now.

[QUOTE=OhDirtyBastard;7133696]Anyone get in a visit with Miss Morgan yet?

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/caucasian_e/post/322226486051[/URL]

She is a highly reviewed provider on the Ohio boards, Escort section, in multiple cities incl. Dayton, Springfield, Cincinnati.

Had good comms this past wknd (aside from one cashapp request) and I asked for availability, but I've heard nothing since.

The profile, name and photos are definitely a real provider. Hoping the person who answers the door is the Mara from Ohio.

Feel free to DM or reply here, thanks.[/QUOTE]I would also be interested in information on her. TIA.

Wondering if this place is still in operation. Anyone been there lately? Care to share details? I would appreciate it.

Play safe!

Shaw.

[QUOTE=Shawtren;7134093]Wondering if this place is still in operation. Anyone been there lately? Care to share details? I would appreciate it.

Play safe!

Shaw.[/QUOTE]It's fine, not a special place by any means. It gets the job done. Decent massage for $45, match entry fee for tip. Don't expect too much extras. Standard rub and tug.

[QUOTE=MontanaSlim;7031849]Does anyone know where Maria went? I tried to make an appointment with her earlier today at Elite, but was told she no longer worked there. I asked where she had gone, but the owner didn't know. She gave a legitimate, nonsexual massage that was maybe the best I ever had. I saw her twice and would like to find her again. Any leads would be great. --Montana.[/QUOTE]I called this place called Lin's Bodywork on Clyde Park. The girl who answered the phone said she was Maria. Not sure if this helps you or not. Hopefully it's your girl. And tell us why she's so recommendable.

This was my 3rd or 4th visit, I got Sky.

I always get the table shower, which went normal, but afterwards she wanted me to sit in the sauna for a bit and then when I got back to the massage room she tried putting a towel over my eyes, said she is going to leave a crack in the door and to "go to sleep". After about one min I saw a person just standing in the door way watching as she massages me. Very weird experience.

I would say stood there for at least 15 minutes before she left, and then the door was closed.

From there Sky got down to business and was willing to provide CFS but I decided I only wanted CBJ. Afterwards she finished up with a little bit more relaxation, cleaned me up, sprayed some strong alcohol on the boys and off we went on our ways. In for $$.40 and that is with a house fee of $.40!

None of the women here that I have seen have been overweight and all are above average for an AMP, but something about the peeping tom just rubs me the wrong way.

[QUOTE=HarryHood;7135178]I called this place called Lin's Bodywork on Clyde Park. The girl who answered the phone said she was Maria. Not sure if this helps you or not. Hopefully it's your girl. And tell us why she's so recommendable.[/QUOTE]Lin's Bodywork? Hmm. Wonder if this is Lin from many years ago.

[QUOTE=Darshane;7135326]Lin's Bodywork? Hmm. Wonder if this is Lin from many years ago.[/QUOTE]Lin was my first experience. I would love to revisit. She was so damn hot.

[QUOTE=OhDirtyBastard;7133696]Anyone get in a visit with Miss Morgan yet?

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/caucasian_e/post/322226486051[/URL]

Based on the pics, she is a highly reviewed provider on the Ohio boards (click 'View Original Post' above, to see full post)
[/QUOTE]Hadn't heard back from Miss Morgan (link below) since this wknd, when I was trying to set something up with her, because those pics g*dd*mn.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/caucasian_e/post/624687516929[/URL]

I did an image search on one of her pics and clicked on a link to the Dayton (OH) USASG board: no reports since November, and no mention of her touring. I then searched the Dayton STG page, and what do you know? There's an ad with those same beautiful photos, from today. The Ohio girl is named Mara, not Miss Morgan. And the photos were better versions of the ones in the Grand Rapids STG ads.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/dayton/female-escorts/caucasian_w/937979-2695-sexy-spinner-avail/830217834921[/URL]

Then I refresh the Grand Rapids STG "Massage" page, and there's a *new* ad up for Miss Morgan, with some of the same pics.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/caucasian_e/post/645014330877[/URL]

(FYI: the Grand Rapids ads may be removed by STG by the time you read this post, for reasons I'll explain below, but I will attach screen shots.).

I decide to msg Mara from Dayton, using the number in her ad in Ohio. I ask if she's currently visiting Grand Rapids, Michigan. I send her the link to the Grand Rapids STG ad. She replies to say she's very much in Dayton right now. And she doesn't post STG ads in the Massage section, she says, because she's an escort. She says she's contacting STG to clear up the confusion about the pics that belong to her.

She sends me a photo that's not in any of her ads. Gorgeous. (D*mn it Dayton, you are lucky.) I did ask her for her permission to share the pic she sent me, I'll do that if she replies to say that's okay with her. And I offered to post on the GR board to let members know, the girl in the pics is currently in Ohio and her name is Mara. She said she would appreciate me sharing that info. I went ahead and told her we would love it if she decides to visit Grand Rapids soon. Like, soon-soon. I ain't to proud to beg.

Anyone see Harley yet? Menu? Damages?

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand-rapids/massage/caucasian_w/lets-play-/226931497775[/URL]

If nobody has seen her, I might have to TOFTT.

Had a dream with Sky at TNC. Table Shower and Massage were average. No teasing before flip. Barely any CBJ. Cfs good and great body. Would repeat if Lisa wasnt available.

Had a dream with Lisa last week. Table shower good. Massage above average and even continued massage after to not short me on time. Nice teasing before flip. Good CBJ. Good cfs. Nice body. Very nice lady and would repeat.

[QUOTE=Haides;7135196]This was my 3rd or 4th visit, I got Sky.

I always get the table shower, which went normal, but afterwards she wanted me to sit in the sauna for a bit and then when I got back to the massage room she tried putting a towel over my eyes, said she is going to leave a crack in the door and to "go to sleep". After about one min I saw a person just standing in the door way watching as she massages me. Very weird experience.

I would say stood there for at least 15 minutes before she left, and then the door was closed.

From there Sky got down to business and was willing to provide CFS but I decided I only wanted CBJ. Afterwards she finished up with a little bit more relaxation, cleaned me up, sprayed some strong alcohol on the boys and off we went on our ways. In for $$.40 and that is with a house fee of $.40!

None of the women here that I have seen have been overweight and all are above average for an AMP, but something about the peeping tom just rubs me the wrong way.[/QUOTE]The peeping is weird, but I had a similar experience last month but she ended up coming in after a minute and swapping places while the other one left. Your donation was high. Should have been $. 6 all in. Hold firm on that or it becomes expected. If you had more of the menu $$ to $$. 4 all in.

Has anyone had any luck with Tropical Touch?.or should I say No-Touch? The pics they keep posting would make me go broke, but idk anyone that's been successful there yet.

[QUOTE=Shawtren;7134093]Wondering if this place is still in operation. Anyone been there lately? Care to share details? I would appreciate it.

Play safe!

Shaw.[/QUOTE]Made an appointment by phone, ahead of my arrival. When I got there, was told that all the therapists were busy, and there would be a short wait. They collected the door fee for an hour. Was shown to a room and instructed to get comfortable and take a nap, and that the therapist would be in soon. 15 minutes later, the therapist steps in and says it will be a few minutes more. I was about ready to leave, when she finally came back to the room. The massage itself was very mediocre. Seemed like we got to the flip relatively quickly, and that too was very mediocre. Afterwards she cleaned me with a hot towel and went out the door. I got dressed and then realized she had shorted me the 15 minutes that they had me waiting in the room for someone to show up. Wasn't worth complaining, just chalked it up to a very poor experience, and vowed never to return. YMMV, but I was very disappointed. There are much better, and fun places to go.

[QUOTE=GuyIncognit0;7135859]Has anyone had any luck with Tropical Touch?.or should I say No-Touch? The pics they keep posting would make me go broke, but idk anyone that's been successful there yet.[/QUOTE]I've been there one time and it was definitely "no touch". The massage was so-so and the MT I saw had a bit of an attitude. They show all these beautiful girls in their ad to draw you in but I didn't see any of them there. 8 ).

If you read their google reviews, you'll see where one guy mentioned he spent a small fortune, opted for some type of an upgrade and got a lousy massage from a girl who was Supposed to be in a bikini. It was pretty funny. (not for him).

Indeed, the place is pretty pricey. I would definitely not go back. I can't believe they do a good enough business to pay the rent in what's a fairly nice building. I go by there all the time and there is rarely anyone there.