I am close to the edge here guys
So, I figured that given the possibility that I may have to flash a vaxx card to get a handjob soon (note. Your favorite paleo libertarian monger is fully vaccinated but lost his vaxx card and has no idea how to get the text message thing to work), I figured I would hit goldfinger to see penny.
Penny is the prettiest gal work at a westside MP since ono at ginja, the Thai gals at that place with the tree on pico (euphoria? Or the Asian gals at 11809 Wilshire who went to town on my asshole.
Penny must not be over 35. She has very skinny features and just a bit of the beat type body that Asian gals have. No ass, and a little poochie pooch. No six pack.
She does good dick work.
But I digress.
I get in and assume the position. Penny takes 10 minutes to get in because she is cleaning the walls in another room from some guy with a backorder worse than san pedro port. She gets in and is doing an all over the back tickle when I hear the monger in the next room take a fucken phone call. As best as I could tell, this fucker was giving over dimensions to build a fucken ADU to the other person. He was talking at old lady decibel levels for ten full minutes till finally someone came in and I guess took the phone and threw it in the shitter.
I am sick of the lack of consideration out there. Whether it is not stopping at limit lines, leaving your cart in the center of the aisle at vons, walking on the street to avoid getting covid from walking on the sidewalk, leaving your fucken trash at your table at McDonalds, farting and spitting while taking a leak (what is that all about), not letting me in on the 10/405 merge, and California chicken cafe raising their prices for fucken lettuce, I can tolerate it.
But you come to goldfinger, you assume the position and cover yourself with a Sheraton (er goldfinger) towel. You clean your asshole with a lubricated towel and you do not haggle over ten dollars. You make a best effort to shit at home before you waltz in and you take off your fucken mask the minute you get past the half door. But no matter what you put your g-damn phone on silent and you do not take calls. This is not nam, this is goldfinger, there are rules.