Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=DosedAgn;6375830]Visited Sunnys in Vancouver. Was greeted by the manager who I previously had a shit experience with and reviewed in this forum. Asked who else was working and she called another girl up. God damn she was fine. Mid-late 30's, great body, summer dress, with pouty red lips.

Opted for the hour. Provided a great massage, 8/10 for an AMP. 30 minutes, then towels, they another 10. Excellent experience with her sittin on my back, her hair tickling my neck and crack as she would dismount.

Some teasing at the end. It wasnt until she was on her back that I could tell she had bolt ons. Normally I stand firm at 140, but negotiated to 160 as I figured it would be wot it.

Daty, FS, CBJ, choking, FIA. Great ass, the view from the back. One of my top 5 AMP experiences. If DFK was on the table I'd say she'd be a solid 2nd best.

Go see her. Her names La La, just avoid the manager who has been there for over a year. She's absolutely terrible.[/QUOTE]Had 2 great and 2 fair experiences here. Since Candy is no longer there, it's been less fun. However, had a new girl by the name of April which was great. Went back a week later and she was already gone. Too bad, very nice experience. Lots of chat via google translate.

I visited a massage place in Washington last week.

I walked in to be greeted by this instead of the usual.

Hewo wewcome.

Hewo wewcome.

I squeezed it and the lady came out laughing. And said mass sage gi.

I couldn't resist even though she wasn't my type.

Believe it or not it was a good legit massage with no mention of extras. Not even a HE.

But I left happy with the solid massage.

I guess if they don't offer extras they can afford to joke about them.

[QUOTE=CoSolo;6377523]I visited a massage place in Washington last week.

I walked in to be greeted by this instead of the usual.

Hewo wewcome.

Hewo wewcome.

I squeezed it and the lady came out laughing. And said mass sage gi.[/QUOTE]That's so funny.

And then you must've posted this to Reddit shortly after. Was the massage at the Dollar General too?

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Got back from a business trip to Portland so posting now.

Afternoon visit last Wednesday, drew a short thick gal with double D'Souza and cute face. Can't remember her name.

Decent massage no English skills very fast hand massage, I prefer a slower type of massage but it was ok.

On the flip she says yes to FS for one-six-0.

Good oral uncovered and covered full service. While she was riding cowgirl she told me I should meet other 2 gals who are "very small" her words.

I said sure so she calls out in Chinese and two gals walk right in while she's still on top riding me. I only remember one name of a tiny cute spinner Candy that I will try out next time.

Candy said "pick me next time I ride you better" and all three started giggling as the two left the room.

Near the Dr Feelgood pub. On the corner faxing tv clean nice place. Girl was super nice and kind Very average looking but I love sucking on new nipples while getting a happy E. Felt good great massage also. I usually go after a few days of build up. Seems I enjoy that the girls get a large quanity suprise which they are not expecting. I laugh good when I hear in the C girl accent. You make big mess so funny. A week of not getting off leaves them suprised. I also watch where it gets aimed. No need for my own facial.

So many places not enough time.

Anyone have any info on this place? Yaya or nay? BBBJ? Any info would be appreciated. Saw it yesterday after shopping at GNC.

Are you sure this wasn't Feng Qi at 6432?

[QUOTE=Crutches;6378280]Got back from a business trip to Portland so posting now.

Afternoon visit last Wednesday, drew a short thick gal with double D'Souza and cute face. Can't remember her name.

Decent massage no English skills very fast hand massage, I prefer a slower type of massage but it was ok.

On the flip she says yes to FS for one-six-0.

Good oral uncovered and covered full service. While she was riding cowgirl she told me I should meet other 2 gals who are "very small" her words.

I said sure so she calls out in Chinese and two gals walk right in while she's still on top riding me. I only remember one name of a tiny cute spinner Candy that I will try out next time.

Candy said "pick me next time I ride you better" and all three started giggling as the two left the room.[/QUOTE]

Its a legit place Like hand and stone. Or Massage Envy. No need to visit unless you want a normal massage. Funny thing is I have gotten way better massages even legit ones at the Asian places than the fore mentioned places.

So many new places keep popping up.

Visiting town tomorrow and have a meeting next to Pioneer Square.

Are there any recommendations for a AMP in that area?

[QUOTE=********;6380023]Its a legit place Like hand and stone. Or Massage Envy. No need to visit unless you want a normal massage. Funny thing is I have gotten way better massages even legit ones at the Asian places than the fore mentioned

So many new places keep popping up.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the help, yeah, doesn't sound like my kinda place. Maybe if I throw my back out again LOL.

[QUOTE=Joepdx;6379954]Are you sure this wasn't Feng Qi at 6432?[/QUOTE]It's close to Feng Qi that's why I put the address up so not to confuse mongers.

Looks like an old favorite is back at Tran spa in Vancouver!

Anyone been to sports massage on 78th? Any info feel free to PM or reply to thread.

Try Rose in Tualatin. Right next to Nice Day. Had a good experience there. It's new.

[QUOTE=FunGuy6;6375370]I did a recon last week. I tried to go to the new L&V on Main St in Tigard, but the individual was busy both times I stopped by. I dropped by the location at Walnut and 99 W only to be greeted by someone I had no interest in. I went by CNE to check out the place by the record store only to forget that it was reported that it closed down. CNE isn't great as the last time I went I got who I think is the owner and she admitted to being lazy on the massage and just got standard finish, nothing great and won't repeat. Swung down to Tualitin, confirmed Refresh is out of business (shame as they had beautiful ladies there). Stopped by nice day and was greeted by an older woman with a stern face so I moved on. Went around the corner to a new place called Angel massage. Owned by the same person as Starlight. At first thought was going to give them a try for a voluptuous woman, but when I got a closer look she didn't do it for me. I went to Barbur blvd, tried the place down behind by a poker place, but no one answered the door. Went across the street to Joy, but didn't like what I saw so no Joy. Went to Starlight, saw an attractive 25 year old, she refused to do hour massage, agreed to HH. Weak massage flipped aft 10 minutes agreed to FS but wasn't worth it as she acted like you were forcing yourself on her. Refused to continue massage after.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=VanLurker;6376552]Had 2 great and 2 fair experiences here. Since Candy is no longer there, it's been less fun. However, had a new girl by the name of April which was great. Went back a week later and she was already gone. Too bad, very nice experience. Lots of chat via google translate.[/QUOTE]I wasn't a fan of Candy. She shorted me twice and gave shit massages. And goddamn those teeth.

[QUOTE=Bhanson475;6382167]Looks like an old favorite is back at Tran spa in Vancouver!

Anyone been to sports massage on 78th? Any info feel free to PM or reply to thread.[/QUOTE]I went there 2 x and 2 x I was led on there was more, but there wasn't.