Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Bobby Gunn]I dont understand this post at all. Seems like a straightforward equation to me. If you find something interesting try it out. Why do you have to solicit replies from the community? Show initiative!!!! Youve been doing this long enough to understand the basic montra of mongering. Posts like this just take up space. This is really annoying.[/QUOTE]

Dude, are you saying that we shouldn't ask each other questions here? Isn't that part of what this forum is about?
You are right, the post is straight foward, but does that always mean the service is good. We have all at one time or another TOFTT, maybe someone did with this girl and has something to report so save all of us. I recently asked about a CL girl and fellow mongers helped me out. I should have listened but....that another post.
I understand what you are saying BGunn, but I for one don't have as much cash as it sounds like you have, so I need to make every visit to a provider worth it. Thats where this forum helps. I TOFTT when i can and help fellow mongers stay clear of dead fish when possible, so we can all get good service and make the money well spent.


R74

Gentlemen,

Where's the ALOHA? The spirit of getting along and helping one another. I was just there and all I heard was about how people in Hawaii try to get along and blend in.

Let's have some blending and getting along, eh? Maybe a little kindness and sharing wouldn't be bad either.

LexLuther

[QUOTE=LexLuther]Gentlemen,

Where's the ALOHA? The spirit of getting along and helping one another. I was just there and all I heard was about how people in Hawaii try to get along and blend in.

Let's have some blending and getting along, eh? Maybe a little kindness and sharing wouldn't be bad either.

LexLuther[/QUOTE]

"Aloha" is a tourism gimmick just like San Diego's "America's finest city". If there were aloha Misuko would still be alive and not buried by some coward who hit as she walked alongside the road in north shore and the tongan that kidnapped and raped those two prostitutes wouldnt have driven more police activity in downtown.

Maybe a little more reporting and less asking questions about establishments.

[QUOTE=Rhoku74]Dude, are you saying that we shouldn't ask each other questions here? Isn't that part of what this forum is about?
You are right, the post is straight foward, but does that always mean the service is good. We have all at one time or another TOFTT, maybe someone did with this girl and has something to report so save all of us. I recently asked about a CL girl and fellow mongers helped me out. I should have listened but....that another post.
I understand what you are saying BGunn, but I for one don't have as much cash as it sounds like you have, so I need to make every visit to a provider worth it. Thats where this forum helps. I TOFTT when i can and help fellow mongers stay clear of dead fish when possible, so we can all get good service and make the money well spent.


R74[/QUOTE]

This may surprise you but that mentality of expecting the same level of service as the previous John Doe actually does more damage than good. Make the best of your charm with ladies and see how far it goes. Dont always expect the same level of service that your bretheren has received on these forums. You'll be surprised to discover a small percentage of what is described here as a report is bullshit.

What is healthy for this forum is reports from fellow mongers of the ROBs in the community.

You really cant expect every visit you have with a "new" provider is going to be a GFE or is going to meet your perceived level of pleasure. Its all a numbers game, out of 10 new providers you may see 3 may be dead fish. That's life dude.

[QUOTE=Blake123]I've been to all the Thai massage places in the Century Center (and elsewhere) and have found that Mai (the owner) at Mai Thai Massage gives the best overall massage. I usually get the combination Swedish/Thai/Deep Tissue/Hot Stone massage from her for $90/90 min.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the post and 411. Gotta call and see if they have other massage specials that are a little less expensive (sorry for the cheapness). Looking for a 60 + 20tip range. Also interested in trying hot stone massage.

Thanks again. TX.

[QUOTE=Bobby Gunn]You really cant expect every visit you have with a "new" provider is going to be a GFE or is going to meet your perceived level of pleasure. Its all a numbers game, out of 10 new providers you may see 3 may be dead fish. That's life dude.[/QUOTE]This forum IMHO is like "Consumer Report" for us mongers. We look for the "best buys" in the reports. Each report has the latest features of the current models. It also serves to keep the providers up to speed with their customer's wish list. It helps keep the quality up at all times. Or like Sony's PS3, you lose out to the Wie (Michele is good too).

As for your crack about "Aloha", maybe you should live on the mainland for a while. You'll come back with the realization that there is no place like Hawaii. Its true, Aloha is lacking in paradise. But its people like you that kill "Aloha". The people that drive like they only matter in this world, the people who cut in line, make noise after midnight, blast their stereos, burn out in the streets latenight, etc. And this isn't about race too. I see more haoles in Kailua exhibiting Aloha, then all of Waianae (locals) combined. Aloha will surely die, if we don't have people out there willing to smile, say hello or good morning, and go out of their way to help others. You need "Chicken Soup" for your soul. You need to hear stories of people and how they can affect other people's lives for the good. It is what makes us "human" (short for humane) and distingishes us from all other animals. A philosophy lesson that is the only road to happiness. Wish you luck, my friend. TX

[QUOTE=Softball Slutt]There is exclusive club of rich & powerful local men (all nationalities-Lawyers, a Circuit Judge, Retired HPD, Stockbrokers, Insurance Executives) that meet once a month (or bi weekly) for the Asian Rimming Club for a little fun & note comparisons of the 50 houses of Asian Sin on Oahu. The club meet at a different drinking tavern & by the end of the night the men end up at 2, 3, 4, 5 place of Oahu babes of sin. There is way to much to tell & it will cost you. One of the guys is a Net Newsletter wiz & is thinking about publishing an Oahu Top 10 Massage & Relaxation Parlors (once a month) like our AP & BCS College Football Polls based on quality of ladies, quality of facility, price & of course quality of satisfaction-service-what do you think? [/QUOTE]
Ha ha ha!!! You have a very active imagination! I couldn't stop laughing!

[QUOTE=Starfox64]The lineup can also serve as a good indicator as to which provider wants your business. The ones with the regulars usually won't pay you any extra attention, but the new ones give some nice eye contact. So I'd say if your new to the establishment go for the one that gives the eye contact and start from there.[/QUOTE]


Very true. Made eye contact with Jackie and lo and behold. . .

What I meant by my post was its irritating to have a loud chick distract you when you are trying to make that quiet connection.

You would figure that the girls would know that " Ho braddah drinking tonight eh?" would be just as effective as me yelling " oh baby get chance?" out my car window.

Remember the question in the famous Rolaids commercials: "How do you spell relief?"

D - o - w - n - t - o - w - n ... b - j. :D[/QUOTE]


Sound good but I can't get up the courage to try it yet. Maybe one day. .

I being part hawaiian agree with everything you wrote. I think the only negitive things should be about providers and not other mongers reports. I don't agree with some reports but don't bash them about it. I'm fairly new only a few years doing this hobby. My experience in this hobby is as follows.

Been to nirvana (divas), excel, golden massage, kings massage (old pucks), thai hawaiian, yangs, tokyo relaxation, venus (gone away)paradise spa (beretania), China mary, sakura (lavendars), sakura massage, judy massage, aloha tlc, oahu massage, kalakaua massage, thaiassian, the massage behind pink orchid upstairs. Also a bunch of SW behind pali longs. All the reports and my own experiences are very simular. I don't write that much because my typing skills suck. I had many bad first time mongering and wasted many$$$ on crappy service. I wish I knew this site and past ones was known to me (save me many $$$ and stress). If you want to know more pm me or write. Many of these providers that I read I had done and been with. In the past I paid way to much. I know that these reports has saved me more money due to what I want, being a happy ending or a great massage. Keep posting and we should thank more and write less bad comments on peoples report.

Mahalo

Kw

[QUOTE=LexLuther]Gentlemen,

Where's the ALOHA? The spirit of getting along and helping one another. I was just there and all I heard was about how people in Hawaii try to get along and blend in.

Let's have some blending and getting along, eh? Maybe a little kindness and sharing wouldn't be bad either.

LexLuther[/QUOTE]

Brother Lex,

The ALOHA has _always_ been here.

The "spirit" is something instilled from birth in every local man or woman, its a "thing" I cant explain. You just show "respect" for every ethnicity, because you know that other person is just as local as you.

Back in the day, the white person was the "enemy."

Now I see so much white people in Hawaii its not even funny. But I dont hate them, because most of them are cool; people in general over the past 30 years have changed; "haters" are frowned upon in this day and age.

The Aloha spirit is something that cant be explained; you could sum it up with examples, (but Im too lazy to write;) for instance, you'd never see a mainland person flashing the "shaka sign" in the 1980s.

No person from the mainland (exept maybe Minnesotians) would eat SPAM in their right mind.

No such thing as saimin and fruit punch at your neighberhood mainland McDonalds.

OK..so I did put up some examples; but local braddahs goin agree with me; its a local thAng, pure and simple; we just "know".

Hinode,

Oahu born and raised,

"I grew here, --you FLEW here."

Deuces :cool:

Hey Guys,

Good news! I got the Blood work results back today.

I'm clean as a whistle!

I might go out tonight to celebrate!

Ciao,

Anonymonger808

[QUOTE=Captaincookie]

Sorry that my first report is pretty much a carbon copy of all the other miki reports but I don't get out as much as I like and I'm also just a troll. [/QUOTE]
Captain, maybe you meant something other than a "troll"? :) On an internet forum, a troll "is someone who posts controversial, inflammatory, irrelevant or off-topic messages" with the intent of "provoking other users into an emotional response or to generally disrupt normal on-topic discussion." (Wikipedia)

Any he from Yang at CC or is there any better massage with he at CC?

I visit wakiki once a month stay near CC.

I have talk to Yang never had a massage from Yang.