The Massholes

[QUOTE=StlNumb1;5512939]So it looked like it had been awhile since anyone reported on this place, so after being told at 2:30 I could make a 4 pm apt for a 90 min massage at 2 E on Harrison, showing up and being told they're 2 busy for 90 min, I left and decided to give Rose Spa a shot, further down the street.

Despite outward appearances, inside it's very nice. But that's about the only good thing I can say about the experience. I paid $105 for 90/ minutes, praying the woman taking my money was just the Mamasan and not the one actually doing the massage, but god wasn't listening. She was late 40's, your typical looking Mamasan, and by her callused hands, has been doing this a long time. The massage itself was ok, she was good at working the muscles and nerves the way you want when getting a massage, but there was to much fast, hard rubbing, like Mr. Miagee was in the corner telling her to "Wax on, Wax off".

After about 70 minutes, she has me turn over, and in my head I'm trying to think of a polite way to make sure she doesn't get her hands on my bait and tackle. She massaged my head and neck, upper chest, and each arm and leg. And that was it. I didn't need to come up with an excuse because that's where it ended. Waist of time and money.

Side note, what's the difference between this thread and the massage parlor thread? And which should I post in?[/QUOTE]Since you asked, this Review should have been posted in the Massage Parlor Thread. If someone recommended this place to you via PM, now you have an Idea on their Credibility. I was recommended to go to Newtonville Massage for a BBBJ there from Candy. No such thing! Could have been another Girl saying she was Candy, I wouldn't know. Either way, Never went back and Questioned the Credibility of the Referrer. You'll get to know who's who and who is Credible.

[QUOTE=Andir;5512242]Obviously this shit is coming from the same moron.[/QUOTE]Could be or Couldn't Be! Either way, One of them is definitely a Moron. Give You a Hint, He was Bitching about FS Rates in RI FS AMPs. Rates have been that way for 10 yrs. House Fee went up by $10 about 2 years ago.

More like 'Dumbass'. You haven't said shit qise of anything.

You and that other idiot "Sounds", always sounding stupid with every posts. His nickname going forward should be SSI, "Stupid Sounding Imbecile", or Idiot, take your pick.

That is all there is to you old senile lames on here. You speak in favor of the parlors everytime discussions of negotiations or inflations come up because you like it when they stick a finger up your asses. A bunch of hypocrite frauds contributing nothing of change but keep yapping the same old tired bullshit, nonsense, bragging about your worthless egos and think you're providing intel when you ain't contributing jack shit.

If admnin doesn't block me from posting I will tear your assholes apart worse then you getting a didldo stick up your asses by one of your granny atf. It always happen and you'll crying foul or put me on ignore. Keep poking me and we'll see if I can't make it happen. Fucking Dumbass, go sit somewhere you fucking limp dick, irrelevant, lame ass dunce.

[QUOTE=Wiseass;5514043]Could be or Couldn't Be! Either way, One of them is definitely a Moron. Give You a Hint, He was Bitching about FS Rates in RI FS AMPs. Rates have been that way for 10 yrs. House Fee went up by $10 about 2 years ago.[/QUOTE]

Fear not DumDum, I can't see your Posts when logged in. I read it by logging out. It seems Admin read one of my PMs and put you on my Ignore List at Admin Privilege Level so I can't undo it. The PM commented on your Moronic Meltdown about the 140 Rate at 1021 in Providence, even though you raved about the Place and the Quality of Girls There. I said I was going to Bust your Balls about it. I did by a Post in Massholes this Morning which you responded to. Unfortunately you avoided the Obvious, you don't know what your talking about. As I posted, The Rate for FS in Providence hasn't changed in roughly 10 years. House Fee has gone up by 10 in the last couple of years. If you actually read Posts going back 10 Years you'd see this. Unfortunately, Your too much of a Moron to actually read Prior Posts to have some background before you shoot off you mouth. You remind me of a Person who buys a House next to the Airport for a Good Price, then wants the Airport to Move because its affecting your House Value.

Anyways, I was going to suggest you check out the Streetwalker scene to better fit your budget. I see you already did and the Girls didn't meet your expectations. Oh well, your in a Dilemma now, Quality Girls too Expensive, Budget Met, but Girls are Gross and Gruesome. I wish I could say I feel Bad for you, but I don't, it's the way the Market is Presently. I have a Feeling even 10 yrs ago when things were Really Good, you'd still be spouting all your Crap!

In Regards to my Posts, once Again, you open your Mouth without reading Prior Posts to get some Background. I've had Positive Reviews and Negative Reviews in my 20 Yrs Here. Most recently Negative Reviews on Life Health Spa in Quincy (Now Closed) and Sunshine Spa in Weymouth, too Expensive! Yes, I posted Sunshine was too Expensive! Never Returned, after 2 Visits! Unfortunely, in your Eyes, every Place is too Expensive! Additionally, I was amazed when you told another Member how he should have done Russian at the AMP. I still wonder what your Game is. Seems like your just a Super Troll trying to rile up the Board. Oh and Feel free to put me on Ignore! I don't have a Choice when it comes to You!

P.S. Reading your Post it was Quite Violent, Could even be Considered a Threat, Even for the Massholes Thread.

[QUOTE=Wiseass;5514691]Fear not DumDum[/QUOTE]You seem to be a reasonable guy. Asian is trolling you and trying to pick up the fight. Just ignore the idiot.

I just bypass all that bullshit you wrote. Just wanted to confirm, you want some of this. OK then Dumbass, you're on. Keep doing what you doing to see my post because I am going to address you, as you wish. I'm going to give you more attention then that worthless pos female dog you called your mother since she didn't give you any when you were a bastard child, because she was busy servicing johns while you were in the next room crying for attention.

You write all that nonsense but ain't saying shit. How laughable, Admin already saw that ass whipping coming, he threw you a bone, lmao. I'm on to you now. Just stay tuned.

[QUOTE=Wiseass;5514691]Fear not DumDum, I can't see your Posts when logged in. I read it by logging out. It seems Admin read one of my PMs and put you on my Ignore List at Admin Privilege Level so I can't undo it. The PM commented on your Moronic Meltdown about the 140 Rate at 1021 in Providence, even though you raved about the Place and the Quality of Girls There. I said I was going to Bust your Balls about it. I did by a Post in Massholes this Morning which you responded to. Unfortunately you avoided the Obvious, you don't know what your talking about. As I posted, The Rate for FS in Providence hasn't changed in roughly 10 years. House Fee has gone up by 10 in the last couple of years. If you actually read Posts going back 10 Years you'd see this. Unfortunately, Your too much of a Moron to actually read Prior Posts to have some background before you shoot off you mouth. You remind me of a Person who buys a House next to the Airport for a Good Price, then wants the Airport to Move because its affecting your House Value.

Anyways, I was going to suggest you check out the Streetwalker scene to better fit your budget. I see you already did and the Girls didn't meet your expectations. Oh well, your in a Dilemma now, Quality Girls too Expensive, Budget Met, but Girls are Gross and Gruesome. I wish I could say I feel Bad for you, but I don't, it's the way the Market is Presently. I have a Feeling even 10 yrs ago when things were Really Good, you'd still be spouting all your Crap!

In Regards to my Posts, once Again, you open your Mouth without reading Prior Posts to get some Background. I've had Positive Reviews and Negative Reviews in my 20 Yrs Here. Most recently Negative Reviews on Life Health Spa in Quincy (Now Closed) and Sunshine Spa in Weymouth, too Expensive! Yes, I posted Sunshine was too Expensive! Never Returned, after 2 Visits! Unfortunely, in your Eyes, every Place is too Expensive! Additionally, I was amazed when you told another Member how he should have done Russian at the AMP. I still wonder what your Game is. Seems like your just a Super Troll trying to rile up the Board. Oh and Feel free to put me on Ignore! I don't have a Choice when it comes to You!

P.S. Reading your Post it was Quite Violent, Could even be Considered a Threat, Even for the Massholes Thread.[/QUOTE]

You know, you've been yapping nonsense on here for a while unchecked, it's about time you get called.

First, you're fucking STUPID. You're one of the main reasons why this hobby is full of worthless imbeciles amounting to nothing but ruining it for the rest of us.

You blabber all day about nothing. You are worse then a bi-polar crack head who can't stop repeating the same nonsense every day. This person is that person, that person is this person. All day every day like a fucking idiot. And when no one is paying you attention, you randomly pick someone to start over and repeat the same recycled nonsense. I saw you put my name on there for no reason.

You and that other Dumbass who calls himself wiseass are like dumb and dumber. You reply to each other's bullshits and call it credible when no one is paying attention to your nonsense.

Try better at contributing something, maybe you'll be like able then acting like a retard repeating the same nonsense with no end. Go take a course in domestic abuse or visit a parlor and get real pussy. Do something but being an irrelevant non factor posting nonsense like an imbecile. Kapish?

[QUOTE=Andir;5514710]You seem to be a reasonable guy. Asian is trolling you and trying to pick up the fight. Just ignore the idiot.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Andir;5514710]You seem to be a reasonable guy. Asian is trolling you and trying to pick up the fight. Just ignore the idiot.[/QUOTE]Thanks! I am a reasonable Guy, and you are Correct! I would call the Moron a Super Troll, who is looking to Pick a Fight with not only me, but with anyone willing to to expose the Stupid Moron for what he is, a Clueless Blowhard. I said my Peace, let Him spout his Rage on Others.

[QUOTE=AsianYumYum;5514855] You're one of the main reasons why this hobby is full of worthless imbeciles [/QUOTE]That's actually some funny shit. If you intend to over-troll me, don't even try. It's not going to happen. Having said that, fuck you, and then fuck you again.

Are you a worthless faggot? Yes, you are!

That's what Dumbass is and Andirprick is.

You wanted attention, you'll get it. You two degenerate pricks have been ruining this board with your nonsense bullying other good mongers who wants nothing to do with your nonsense. We'll see how much you'll stay to hear what I have to say. For now, stick your fingers up your asses and go fuck yourselves.

[QUOTE=Wiseass;5515041]Thanks! I am a reasonable Guy, and you are Correct! I would call the Moron a Super Troll, who is looking to Pick a Fight with not only me, but with anyone willing to to expose the Stupid Moron for what he is, a Clueless Blowhard. I said my Peace, let Him spout his Rage on Others.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ChoirBoy;4776354]For some reason I haven't been able to figure out, it seems to be forbidden to mention the address of this mysterious Oxford parlor. Doing some searching, the cryptic references seem to point to 6 Oxford Place in Boston. There is even an old ad that is still searchable.

[URL]https://cityxguide.com/escorts/new-face-best-choice-body-rubs-in-boston-chinatown-call-857-452-0068-12167980[/URL]

It's in Chinatown, which the guys on this board abbreviate as CT. Coming from Connecticut, this took a little getting used to.[/QUOTE]Why does everyone talk about how we're here to share info, but it seems like just a facade. A few people will legit help, and have sent me PMs that have been very helpful and appreciated. But most seem to just post the most generic reports, with info anyone can get from just 5 mins reading old posts, but offer up no real or helpful info, just enough to make it not look hypocritical when they complain about others not including specific details in their reports, keeping the door open to get possible info on a place they didn't know about, while keeping the good places a secret among a select few. This board is going to go from being one of the only platforms available for us to share information and become an exclusive, invite-only, private chat room for just a select few, if this keeps up. Because there's not going to be any incentive for the rest of us, to continue functioning as basically an advanced recon, providing one way info to these "gate keepers" who are quick to suggest going back & reading old posts and be careful who you listen to, but provide no actionable information in their replies, just vague and generic tips that are just common sense and no help at all.

Again, this is not directed at the few well intentioned members who have graciously taken the time to PM me and provide what information they have, but seem to be in the same position as I am, in regard to digging for information and trying to draw conclusions from the endless supply of cryptic and coded posts, provided by those who are in the know, but absent the details that the majority of us seem to be in search of. This isn't directed at them at all and I appreciate the effort that you've put in to try an help.

I'm sure this will fall on dear ears, be agreed with by those I mentioned are in the same boat as me, and met with criticism and hostility from the aforementioned gatekeepers who have the information we're looking for but won't aid in it's dispersal.

[QUOTE=ChoirBoy;4776354]For some reason I haven't been able to figure out, it seems to be forbidden to mention the address of this mysterious Oxford parlor. Doing some searching, the cryptic references seem to point to 6 Oxford Place in Boston. There is even an old ad that is still searchable.

[URL]https://cityxguide.com/escorts/new-face-best-choice-body-rubs-in-boston-chinatown-call-857-452-0068-12167980[/URL]

It's in Chinatown, which the guys on this board abbreviate as CT. Coming from Connecticut, this took a little getting used to.[/QUOTE]Why does everyone talk about how we're here to share info, but it seems like just a facade. A few people will legit help, and have sent me PMs that have been very helpful and appreciated. But most seem to just post the most generic reports, with info anyone can get from just 5 mins reading old posts, but offer up no real or helpful info, just enough to make it not look hypocritical when they complain about others not including specific details in their reports, keeping the door open to get possible info on a place they didn't know about, while keeping the good places a secret among a select few. This board is going to go from being one of the only platforms available for us to share information and become an exclusive, invite-only, private chat room for just a select few, if this keeps up. Because there's not going to be any incentive for the rest of us, to continue functioning as basically an advanced recon, providing one way info to these "gate keepers" who are quick to suggest going back & reading old posts and be careful who you listen to, but provide no actionable information in their replies, just vague and generic tips that are just common sense and no help at all.

Again, this is not directed at the few well intentioned members who have graciously taken the time to PM me and provide what information they have, but seem to be in the same position as I am, in regard to digging for information and trying to draw conclusions from the endless supply of cryptic and coded posts, provided by those who are in the know, but absent the details that the majority of us seem to be in search of. This isn't directed at them at all and I appreciate the effort that you've put in to try an help.

I'm sure this will fall on dear ears, be agreed with by those I mentioned are in the same boat as me, and met with criticism and hostility from the aforementioned gatekeepers who have the information we're looking for but won't aid in it's dispersal.

[QUOTE=StlNumb1;5521638]Again, this is not directed at the few well intentioned members who have graciously taken the time to PM me [/QUOTE]Is this idiot for real? Shut the fuck up noob!

[QUOTE=StlNumb1;5521633]Why does everyone talk about how we're here to share info, but it seems like just a facade. A few people will legit help, and have sent me PMs that have been very helpful and appreciated. But most seem to just post the most generic reports, with info anyone can get from just 5 mins reading old posts, but offer up no real or helpful info, just enough to make it not look hypocritical when they complain about others not including specific details in their reports, keeping the door open to get possible info on a place they didn't know about, while keeping the good places a secret among a select few. This board is going to go from being one of the only platforms available for us to share information and become an exclusive, invite-only, private chat room for just a select few, if this keeps up. Because there's not going to be any incentive for the rest of us, to continue functioning as basically an advanced recon, providing one way info to these "gate keepers" who are quick to suggest going back & reading old posts and be careful who you listen to, but provide no actionable information in their replies, just vague and generic tips that are just common sense and no help at all.

Again, this is not directed at the few well intentioned members who have graciously taken the time to PM me and provide what information they have, but seem to be in the same position as I am, in regard to digging for information and trying to draw conclusions from the endless supply of cryptic and coded posts, provided by those who are in the know, but absent the details that the majority of us seem to be in search of. This isn't directed at them at all and I appreciate the effort that you've put in to try an help..[/QUOTE]Bravo & well said. I'd say part of the problem is the bombardment of DM's with stupid questions. You can tell they're the ones who can't control their impulses and say stupid stuff to providers which in turn accelerate their anger & jaded mentality. Some of you guys have to calm down with the begging bordering on stalking too.

[QUOTE=AsianYumYum;5521106]God dam stupid shirt. I arranged it so I could get a good angle but dam thing tipped over and fell on the viewfinder, oh well, I tried. What a bummer though, such a nice piece of ass I wanted to share the moment.

Keep wasting your time and money with YMMV when you have options for some delicious fun like I just had, maybe some day you'll finally get some spark and get somewhere.

As some of you would say, those tits are. "Perky". A killa hot body, incredible non rush GFE with bubbly attitude, and she allows me to stretch her tight little asshole, FIV and massage a soaking wet kitty while playing Tokyo. Hair nicely done and tight dress exposing her package to tease you. Cock hung like a horse and thrust all of it in while this cutie moans to high heavens but she loves it. Pussy got so wet, it was Queefing repeatedly, my first.

How do you pass that up only to be wasting time going to see Granny Yoko Sushi eating a bowl of shrimp and noodles with duck sauce in her best senior citizen attire while stinking up the place? Some of you must have retirement home tendencies to love your grannies stroking you off to a finish.

The amount of post reviews I see on here where the mentioned of a granny being 50-55 years old where DATY is performed, is astounding. Anyways, Enjoy, well however little.[/QUOTE]Letting your shirt get in the way is kind of a DumDum thing to do.

But what I am curious about is how you accomplished turning from a black dude in the first set of pics into a white dude in the second set.