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Dude,

Sorry for the crap experience. However, it was an absolute HOOT to read this one! Thanks for sharing. Made my night. Better luck next time!

Be safe out there.

Jack.

[QUOTE=JRuds;3829996]Sorry Skyee fans. Had the absolute worst experience with her tonight. After a few texts back and forth ended up at her place, a long term stay complex off of the trail. After waiting for the final text for the room number in the parking lot (10-15 minutes later) knocked on the door and God dam. She packed on the pounds. Definitely BBW status now but I was okay with that just looking to relieve my headache with one of those 2017 trail specials I remember so well. Gave the negotiatied tip and I wish I would have paid attention to where she put it. (never making that mistake again) I get comfortable and look over and in a matter of 10-15 seconds she actually fell asleep standing up drinking a dam milkshake. At this point I pick my pants off the bed and my dam cell phone slips out of my pocket, hits the floor and cracks the screen. At this point I continue getting dressed and am simply ready to just call it a loss. She wakes back up, I get undressed again and she goes to work. She fell asleep three or four fucking times with my cock in her mouth. So naturally each time I push it down her throat to wake her ass up. Absolutely amazing she instantly snaps back into action each time until she finally just passes out for good, I mean lights fucking out! I just simply gave up, I push her passed out ass off me and begin to get dressed. I stand up and theres a dam kitten playing by my shoes, I think nothing of it until I go to put them on. The fucking cat pissed in my brand new shoes, weird thing is her room didn't smell like cats at all. WTF I couldn't make the shit up if I tried, it was like I was living out a fucken comedy movie, Im almost expecting to wake up with a dam tiger in my hotel room bathroom .

So I'm out.

One brand new pair of Nike's (by the way if you see a bum on the trail sporting a new pair of size 11 black and orange air maxes you know where they came from, chucked them bitches out the window at the light at consulate and OBT. God dam cat piss stinks!!

60 burritos I know overpaid to begin with but in work truck and couldn't go cruising up and down the trail).

100 burritos for new phone screen.

Total damage close to 300 burritos, would have been cheaper to go to GG or BO!

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Can't seem to find any reviews. Details anyone.

[QUOTE=MunkysLove;3777353]Got to see this beauty the other day, what more can be said? She beautiful, short, thick in all the right places and has a great personality. She's good at making you feel at home, and she doesn't add "GFE" for no reason, she really is. She's so good I said "Love You!" By accident on the way out the door, LOL! See her and treat her well fellas.

ML.[/QUOTE]Does anyone know how tall MarinaGFE is? I love short women.

Thanks,

Pilot.

[QUOTE=CssnPilot;3831453]Does anyone know how tall MarinaGFE is? I love short women.

Thanks,

Pilot.[/QUOTE]She is petite in stature about 4'10" or 4'11" I am over 6 feet and she is just stands under my chest standing up.

Orlo69.

[QUOTE=WavyZay;3831137]Just wanted to let yall know I'm not new to the hobby. I have had plenty of dreams with some of the talent mentioned and then some.[/QUOTE]Welcome to the best damn literary frat house on campus. Lots of good guys and bull shitters. Always need new intels. So, start writing reviews on all those experiences you have had. Best way to fit in is to share.

Play safe.

C3.

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[QUOTE=FlSurfer123;3831146]Any suggestions on a great HE with a full nude view? Not looking for FS. Wanted to see Eve but she's MIA and Gia doesn't post anymore. Would prefer white or latina, want to mix it up from the typical AMP.[/QUOTE][URL]https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/jackie-escort-orlando-300649[/URL]

[QUOTE=FloridaBen;3831655]Has anyone visited Jasmin Chianti from sister site for a BR? If not, considering taking one for the team and making an appt but would prefer some insights.

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad&adid=50336&cityid=98[/URL][/QUOTE]I saw her a while back. She was doing body rubs for $100 for one hour. She wasn't down for a HE because she wanted more. Did not get undressed. Allowed little roaming. Had to cut the session to half hour for he.

Good luck.

[QUOTE=OrlandoGuy25;3831887]I saw her a while back. She was doing body rubs for $100 for one hour. She wasn't down for a HE because she wanted more. Did not get undressed. Allowed little roaming. Had to cut the session to half hour for he.

Good luck.[/QUOTE]You just saved me some time and treasure. Thank you and thanks to this website. I hope I can provide information as valuable as this to help others.

FL Ben.

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Rico.

[QUOTE=Rico407;3831913]During the break I had a few chances to meet with this amazing vixen. Private apt on Eastside that is safe. I met her on Instagram and I have to say she is way more sexxxy than her pics. Ass for days so any ass man will be fully satisfied. She has a stripper pole and does the best erotic dance and grind to get me at full attention CBJ was best I've had in a long time and helped me not bust before the main event. Lots of slobbering and humming and insane dirty talk to get blood pumping. We took to the bedroom for the main event and did the ABC's of positions all of which were great but nothing tops the view from doggy with Tori so could not hold out and busted in the wrapper. She is cool down to earth and got a good head on her shoulders. Treat her right and your in for an amazing night. I did 1. 5 for VIP first time we met and did 1 the next time which didn't have the strip show but was well worth the trip. Enjoy this sexxxy chocolate drop while you can cause I don't see this one staying in the bizz for an extended time.

Rico.[/QUOTE]Wowsers sounds like a real treat. I'm always on the Eastside so you happen to have the link?

[QUOTE=Orlo69;3831517]She is petite in stature about 4'10" or 4'11" I am over 6 feet and she is just stands under my chest standing up.

Orlo69.[/QUOTE]I wish I had known this sooner, I always thought she might be good but now I know she's Perfect.

Exactly what I have been looking for.

Thanks again Orlo69.

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