The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Abcxyz1234;2887301]Places like this only work with the free sharing of information. This place is supposed to be about men helping men out to best enjoy the hobby. Without that there would be nothing here. I thought trading information was frowned upon, heck the people who own and run this site don't ask anything of the members in exchange for the service, it seems in kind of poor form for the members to do so of their fellow members.[/QUOTE] Abcxyz1234, Yes the forum is about sharing you are right and everyone must share in order for it to be fair and work. Trading is sharing in case you have not figured that out. PROBLEM: the gentlemen I posted about has not shared and could be LEO for all I know. He had 65 post with zero reviews posted. Most of his post are wanting info, RTFF! Time & time again people like you come on here and do not understand how the forum works. READ! READ! READ! Before you open your mouth.

[QUOTE=AtlTravel;2888957]I know, deep down you must have a big heart Chris. I known you care. If you didn't care why would you spend so much of your time and energy on little ol' me?[/QUOTE]You have your tongue so far up Jazak ASS that you and him should hit the GAY sites TOGETHER. All Travel for all the ass kissing you are doing with that fat piece of shit Jazak, PG and a NOBODY named ziggy, that will get you nowhere on this board. You promote Holly who's ugly as fuck like you're her PIMP. You are definitely not making a name for yourself here, you may think you are, but you're NOT. You wouldn't last one second on MY street walker thread. Guy's there would see RIGHT through you as I do. You're a NOBODY, and you ALWAYS will be a NOBODY here. Admit you are her PIMP and be done with it.

Chris5.

This is what makes this city such an embarrassment. Guy's who don't get OUTSIDE much, meet, fuck a chick, fall in love with chick AND then PIMP and promote her on this site. Has anyone seen what's going on with the positive review thread lately? It's a joke? Fixated on ONE ugly chick as there are thousands and thousands of hot chicks in central Florida. You embarrass yourselves and other high talent MONGERS such as myself. Absolutely pathetic. Main cheerleader Jazak and all TRAVEL she quit this board immediately. They are not REAL MONGERS, they are PIMPS.

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2889090]This is what makes this city such an embarrassment. Guy's who don't get OUTSIDE much, meet, fuck a chick, fall in love with chick AND then PIMP and promote her on this site. Has anyone seen what's going on with the positive review thread lately? It's a joke? Fixated on ONE ugly chick as there are thousands and thousands of hot chicks in central Florida. You embarrass yourselves and other high talent MONGERS such as myself. Absolutely pathetic. Main cheerleader Jazak and all TRAVEL she quit this board immediately. They are not REAL MONGERS, they are PIMPS.

Chris5.[/QUOTE]Worst. You don't hear "He's at his better" Do you? Or "I'm doing my better" or "He's met his worse enemy".

Just trolling.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2889080]You have your tongue so far up Jazak ASS that you and him should hit the GAY sites TOGETHER. All Travel for all the ass kissing you are doing with that fat piece of shit Jazak, PG and a NOBODY named ziggy, that will get you nowhere on this board. You promote Holly who's ugly as fuck like you're her PIMP. You are definitely not making a name for yourself here, you may think you are, but you're NOT. You wouldn't last one second on MY street walker thread. Guy's there would see RIGHT through you as I do. You're a NOBODY, and you ALWAYS will be a NOBODY here. Admit you are her PIMP and be done with it.

Chris5.[/QUOTE]You're right. I'm not cut out for the SW thread. As much as I hate to admit it the thought of shoving my junk bare up some SW's cum laced (from the previous 5 car dates in the last hour) death trap vagina while she's disoriented from being strung out on hard candy makes me want to vomit just a little. It takes a special breed of disillusioned perv to be jazzed up at that thought. But through it all, we'll always have the trap to reminisce and exchange heart felt sonnets. As to Holly I wish I could tell you I was her pimp. Even my advanced pimp training wasn't sufficient to effectively manage such a perfect unicorn from 500 miles away in Atlanta (light bulb. Ah, the name makes more sense now huh?) She needs no cheerleading. If you haven't noticed, she has a line extending down I-4 just clamoring for a chance to experience her goodness.

[QUOTE=AtlTravel;2889550] shoving my junk bare up some SW's cum laced (from the previous 5 car dates in the last hour) death trap vagina while she's disoriented from being strung out on hard candy[/QUOTE]That's only when you're with the best girl on the trail.

[QUOTE=NoAlibis;2889642]That's only when you're with the best girl on the trail.[/QUOTE]I can't seem to put enough of you on "ignore. " I feel like I am in the locker room at the junior high school.

You're a idiot.

You're an idiot.

Well, I called it first.

Well, I called is second.

Yeah, but my idiot is bigger than your idiot, douche bag.

You're a douche bag.

Well, you're a bigger douche bag.

You're a double douche bag.

I called it fist, double douche bag.

Yours doesn't count because I called it first.

Yes, it does.

No, it doesn't.

Holy shit!! In the mean time, while you fugitives from the chess club are duking it out verbally in the locker room the quarter back from the football team (me) is pobbin' the captain of the cheerleaders in the back of the team bus.

You guys really need a different hobby.

Just sayin'.

C3.

[QUOTE=AtlTravel;2889550]You're right. I'm not cut out for the SW thread. As much as I hate to admit it the thought of shoving my junk bare up some SW's cum laced (from the previous 5 car dates in the last hour) death trap vagina while she's disoriented from being strung out on hard candy makes me want to vomit just a little. It takes a special breed of disillusioned perv to be jazzed up at that thought. But through it all, we'll always have the trap to reminisce and exchange heart felt sonnets. As to Holly I wish I could tell you I was her pimp. Even my advanced pimp training wasn't sufficient to effectively manage such a perfect unicorn from 500 miles away in Atlanta (light bulb. Ah, the name makes more sense now huh?) She needs no cheerleading. If you haven't noticed, she has a line extending down I-4 just clamoring for a chance to experience her goodness.[/QUOTE]So let me get this straight, You live in Atlanta YET your nose is stuck up Jazak ass here in Orlando!! Lmfao!! Plus big nosed holly is your dream girl! LOL! Aren't there ANY hot chicks in ATLANTA? You DUMB motherfucker.

Chris5.

Please STFU!! No one is asking you to POST here in the RAT TRAP. You don't like what's going on here then get the fuck out of the TRAP asshole!

Chris5.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2889655]I can't seem to put enough of you on "ignore. " I feel like I am in the locker room at the junior high school.

You're a idiot.

You're an idiot.

Well, I called it first.

Well, I called is second.

Yeah, but my idiot is bigger than your idiot, douche bag.

You're a douche bag.

Well, you're a bigger douche bag.

You're a double douche bag.

I called it fist, double douche bag.

Yours doesn't count because I called it first.

Yes, it does.

No, it doesn't.

Holy shit!! In the mean time, while you fugitives from the chess club are duking it out verbally in the locker room the quarter back from the football team (me) is pobbin' the captain of the cheerleaders in the back of the team bus.

You guys really need a different hobby.

Just sayin'.

C3.[/QUOTE]Sometimes it's fun to poke the tiger, LOL! I'll go back to behaving in class now though.

[B]Hey LOSERS {C5, TH, BMM} -- It time for JOKES WITH GEORGE Part 13[/B]

1. I ask Chriss what the difference between a joke and two dicks? Chriss say he can't take a joke.

2. How many cops did it take to push Chriss down the stairs? None. He fell.

3. Chriss walk past a girl with no arms or legs sitting by the pool. The girl say she never been fucked and in her condition no one would want to fuck her, and ask if Chriss would fuck her. So Chriss kicks her into the pool and say: 'There, you fucked now'.

4. I ask Chris what do it taste like when he go down on an old lady? He say: 'Depends'.

5. In Chriss neighborhood, what do divorces and tornados have in common? Either way, some one going to lose a trailer.

6. What the first thing Chriss sister say after losing her virginity? Get off of me Bro, you crushing my cigarettes.

7. Chriss working on cure for AIDS but it going to take a while. The lab rats won't let dirty gay Chriss fuck them up the ass.

8. Chriss welcome mat at his front door read 'Please Wipe Your Knees'.

9. Chriss say ever time he take a good shit it remind him of his wet dreams.

10. Chriss say he like how music take people away to another place. Like when Chriss start singing in the restaurant and all the people got up and went to another restaurant.

11. TrailHunter and BlowMyMt are in a hot tub pushing a big turd back and forth in the water. Chriss walk in and ask: 'What the hell are you two doing?' They say: 'We teaching our baby how to swim!

12. The most amazing thing about AIDS is that it can turn a fruit like Chriss into a vegetable.

13. Chriss tell TrailHunter he got circumsized last week and show him his dick. TrailHunter tell Chriss he now look 10 years younger.

14. Chriss mustang break down last week and Chriss take the bus. The driver say: 'hey faggot, where your pearls?' Chriss say: 'pearls with corduroy, are you mad?

15. Chriss and Trailhunter went hiking when Chriss ducked behind a Bush when he felt nature calling. Suddenly Chriss called out: 'how terrible! I mis-carried! I mis-carried! Here is a little arm! There is a little leg! This is so awful!' Finally TrailHunter shouted: 'Shut up you idiot! You just shit on a frog!

16. How did Chriss parents get him to stop crying when he a baby? They stick the pacifier back in his ass.

17. Chriss pick up a SW and tell her he only want to spend 5 bucks. She say ok and Chriss puts his dick in and it the worst feeling he ever had on his dick, like sandpaper and teeth. He pulls out and tells her something wrong and ask can she do something about it. She say yes but it will cost another five bucks. She pocket the other 5 and go to the bathroom and is back in no time. Chriss put his dick back in and now its the opposite, it the best feeling he ever had, and he finish in a flash. Panting, he say that felt amazing, what did you do? She smile and tell Chriss for the extra five bucks she pick off the scabs.

18. Why don't Chriss have a check book? Because it impossible to sign you name that small with spray paint.

19. What the difference between Chriss and the girls he pick up on OBT? The girls have higher sperm counts.

20. Why do Chriss want to become Scottish and wear a kilt? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away.

21. Chriss keep picking up this Ethiopian girl with a yeast infection. He call her his Quarter Pounder with cheese.

Later, LOSERS {they be Homer5, and his girls HomoHunter and BlowMyHomer}.

The Three MuskeLOSERS!

[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;2890185][B]Hey LOSERS {C5, TH, BMM} -- It time for JOKES WITH GEORGE Part 13[/B]

1. I ask Chriss what the difference between a joke and two dicks? Chriss say he can't take a joke.

2. How many cops did it take to push Chriss down the stairs? None. He fell.

3. Chriss walk past a girl with no arms or legs sitting by the pool. The girl say she never been fucked and in her condition no one would want to fuck her, and ask if Chriss would fuck her. So Chriss kicks her into the pool and say: 'There, you fucked now'.

4. I ask Chris what do it taste like when he go down on an old lady? He say: 'Depends'.

5. In Chriss neighborhood, what do divorces and tornados have in common? Either way, some one going to lose a trailer.

6. What the first thing Chriss sister say after losing her virginity? Get off of me Bro, you crushing my cigarettes.

7. Chriss working on cure for AIDS but it going to take a while. The lab rats won't let dirty gay Chriss fuck them up the ass.

8. Chriss welcome mat at his front door read 'Please Wipe Your Knees'.

9. Chriss say ever time he take a good shit it remind him of his wet dreams.

10. Chriss say he like how music take people away to another place. Like when Chriss start singing in the restaurant and all the people got up and went to another restaurant.

11. TrailHunter and BlowMyMt are in a hot tub pushing a big turd back and forth in the water. Chriss walk in and ask: 'What the hell are you two doing?' They say: 'We teaching our baby how to swim!

12. The most amazing thing about AIDS is that it can turn a fruit like Chriss into a vegetable.

13. Chriss tell TrailHunter he got circumsized last week and show him his dick. TrailHunter tell Chriss he now look 10 years younger.

14. Chriss mustang break down last week and Chriss take the bus. The driver say: 'hey faggot, where your pearls?' Chriss say: 'pearls with corduroy, are you mad?

15. Chriss and Trailhunter went hiking when Chriss ducked behind a Bush when he felt nature calling. Suddenly Chriss called out: 'how terrible! I mis-carried! I mis-carried! Here is a little arm! There is a little leg! This is so awful!' Finally TrailHunter shouted: 'Shut up you idiot! You just shit on a frog!

16. How did Chriss parents get him to stop crying when he a baby? They stick the pacifier back in his ass.

17. Chriss pick up a SW and tell her he only want to spend 5 bucks. She say ok and Chriss puts his dick in and it the worst feeling he ever had on his dick, like sandpaper and teeth. He pulls out and tells her something wrong and ask can she do something about it. She say yes but it will cost another five bucks. She pocket the other 5 and go to the bathroom and is back in no time. Chriss put his dick back in and now its the opposite, it the best feeling he ever had, and he finish in a flash. Panting, he say that felt amazing, what did you do? She smile and tell Chriss for the extra five bucks she pick off the scabs.

18. Why don't Chriss have a check book? Because it impossible to sign you name that small with spray paint.

19. What the difference between Chriss and the girls he pick up on OBT? The girls have higher sperm counts.

20. Why do Chriss want to become Scottish and wear a kilt? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away.

21. Chriss keep picking up this Ethiopian girl with a yeast infection. He call her his Quarter Pounder with cheese.

Later, LOSERS {they be Homer5, and his girls HomoHunter and BlowMyHomer}.

The Three MuskeLOSERS![/QUOTE]Georgie haven't heard from you in 2 weeks, thought you dropped dead, Oh well.

So Sad, So PATHETIC! [URL]http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/6860be4b93cd42c6ab8f5c19dae26000/a-sad-clown-b9r0jj.jpg[/URL].

Trail Hunter Living The Dream.

[QUOTE=TrailHunter;2890619]Georgie haven't heard from you in 2 weeks, thought you dropped dead, Oh well.

So Sad, So PATHETIC! [URL]http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/6860be4b93cd42c6ab8f5c19dae26000/a-sad-clown-b9r0jj.jpg[/URL].

Trail Hunter Living The Dream.[/QUOTE]Thank for showing me some love, TH. But YOUR kind of love I can do with out. Give it all to Chriss! Lmfao, you LOSERS.

You concern for me warm my heart but to answer you question, I been a bit busy these days! Eat you heart out, sucka!

[QUOTE=Chris5;2889699]So let me get this straight, You live in Atlanta YET your nose is stuck up Jazak ass here in Orlando!! Lmfao!! Plus big nosed holly is your dream girl! LOL! Aren't there ANY hot chicks in ATLANTA? You DUMB motherfucker.

Chris5.[/QUOTE]Here I go again, sticking up for Chris 5 and his opinion expressed here in Rat Trap. I tell you that I am choking back the vomit now. Why does AtlTravel have any business in our Orlando thread (kind of like Swags of Daytona sticking her nose in the Orlando Rat Trap) and of course we are ALL horrified that he has his nose up the ass of Jazak. Have not seen Holly but my sense is that she is nothing special. One bad photo of her lying down on her stomach, face far from the camera does not entice me one bit.

[QUOTE=AncientOne;2890911]Why does AtlTravel have any business in our Orlando thread.[/QUOTE]AO,

Dude, there are quite a few gentlemen among the tens of thousands of members that participate in more than one city. I, for one, participate regularly in about a dozen or so cities, anywhere I go.

Trust me, there is a big world out there past the city limit sign. ATL is respected here and elsewhere.

C3.