The 'No True Scotsman' fallacy
[QUOTE=DoYouKnow;5290285]Sounds like PO PO. No real monger would dare to ask that over the phone, well hopefully not, with an AMP or Indy, would get them wrapped up in some mess for sure. That is something discussed in person.[/QUOTE]Not everyone calling visiting AMPs is a "real monger. " Many are amateurs or have some experience but are trying to push their luck in getting answers to questions. In fact, I've asked these types of questions myself to see what kind of response I get. Sometimes it's "we don't do that," other times it's "come talk in person, Honey".
Well, it wasn't all happy.
So, I deviated from my routine and tried someone new. I found Lucy on BP and her pics looked great. Appeared about mid-, late-30's, with obvious man-mades, and a sweet smile. But when I showed up. Totally different story. The pics in the add were either from 15 years ago or very heavily edited or both. The woman who answered was mid-50's at least, and while the man-mades were pristine, the rest was older than me. It really took all I could muster not to turn around and go home. But I was sore from the gym and needed a massage anyway.
Was offered a shower and took it. The massage was deep and therapeutic. Some teasing and straight forward reach under before the flip. After the flip, was given a menu of various options, but quoted +. 4 for NOVA on top of the $. 2. Given my initial shock and now the upsell for a standard service, I said no thanks. She continued a nice massage and did try to inspire me, but just wasn't my cuppa.
Overall, decent massage and I'm happy to have stayed for that. That's about all that was happy about how my session ended. Paid $.2 and tipped. 2 for a good massage.
Today's dream with Mya or Kya
The other day I had the pleasure of a nice dream actually at one of the condo set ups in the Fairfax area. The set up was a 3/4 text messages and when I showed up she met me at the door in the most gorgeous outfit that left little to the imagination, but covered just enough for the dream to want more. A shower was offered and accepted, and to my surprise in the middle of the self shower I felt some nice soft lips on my back and next I know she turned me around and began a nice BBBJ sample, again remember I'm in a deep dream by this time and she lead me to her bed, the massage was ok and she used those soft lips all over my back, legs and backside. I wanted to flip but she says later, now is time for you to relax and slow down. After about 25 min of blissful torture she whispered flip, OMG if this was a dream the sight would definitely wake the dead much-less the sleeping. Full range of sweet kisses everywhere, and her tongue didn't miss any tender part of my body, by now junior was begging to become the star of the dream but she said now my time you take care of me and crawled up on the table and planted that sweet cherry tasting, totally shaved, very small, tight and OMG so wet.
After maybe 10 min she said now your turn, in my dream she came up with a cover and began to show junior tricks he has never experienced before I swear she had her tongue licking the sac while junior in her warm mouth, needless to say junior woke up and exploded in the sac. She slide off the cover and then formed around slid down and began a nice slow Russian tease. I think junior went to heaven because after may be 5 minutes junior gave a repeat performance but this time hit her in the chin, she says oh my you come hard even two times, and then reached over got a towel for a quick clean up, then offered a clean up shower which I obliged and when she is drying me off she lean down and gives junior a parting kiss. I would share the link but this was her last day and she was on her was to Miami. She did say she will return in June. Now the fun facts before I awake. A sweet Asian lady with blond hair, 34 b naturals, thin waist but a nice round squeezable butt, my best guess mid 20's and goes by the name is MYA or KYA. She said she would text when she comes back, when she does and does an ad I'll make sure to share.
That reminds me of "Nail And Spa"
[QUOTE=SlyFrog;5298534]You used to be able to get some action at the nail spas that did massage in the back. You have to not mind walking past a bunch of moms.[/QUOTE]That reminds me of "Nail And Spa", in Bethesda, MD (St Elmo Ave). Discovered it through RubMaps, about 9 years ago.
A tiny, 18 year old vietnamese young lady escorted me, from the front reception desk, giggling and holding my hand, walking all the way through the salon, by all of the salon's middle-aged female patrons, to the back room. (I was the only male there.)
Walking by all of those woman, I was certain they were watching me, questioning (or probably intuiting) why I was there... judging the age difference, while the decades younger girl held my hand and escorted me to the massage room. They were all old enough to have had a pretty good idea of what were my intentions.
(The good news is that the young lady and I set a follow up date.).
DM.
The End of Garden Confusion. Burke Garden Spa has been rechristened OKMS
In the past, a review about a visit to the Garden would frequently elicit questions with regards to location (Fairfax or Burke).
Although the address in Burke has not changed, the location formerly known as the "Garden Spa" in Burke has a new sign - "Old Keene Mill Spa. " It will take a while for the word to reach brother / sister mongers regarding OKMS, so some confusion will remain for a short time.
I visited last week. I had an enjoyable hour in this very clean and well managed NOVA SPA. No TS. Very nice staff. Very nice manager.
Standard rates / tips / expectations.
Always be nice to the ladies.
PA.
