Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2179472]Who formerly prowled Azalea acres, but claimed she was not a strumpet. Declared at that time that she was a nympho who needed attention and some pet pythons to play with. She's early 20's, olive-complexioned, model-faced and from upstate NY. She loved her the's and I suppose they've taken over her strumpet brain? Scoop her if you can because she's like a girlfriend if she likes you. She loves her snake therapy so grab her if you can.[/QUOTE]Good to have you back in the saddle. Things weren't quite the same without you. I now kick myself in the ass for not picking her up. Her face was angelic and would have looked soo good with thick strands of white goo hanging from her cheek and chin. Next time.

[QUOTE=PeruvianLlama;2179666]While I value my rights, I also value my time. If you have nothing to hide, just tell LEO you stopped to make call in the beginning, I don't want to lose 45 minutes of cruising time or waste time visiting judge to prove I'm right. Life is too short and too much pussy to nail.[/QUOTE]I think YouTube and today's new channels are full of stories of Police abuse that is well documented so just telling them that I stopped to make a call is a little naive. Each and every word can and WILL BE used against you and they mean that. If I said I had stopped to make a call then they would say let's see your phone and if I handed it over then I gave up my rights to remain silent. I was also logging into USA Sexguide to let you all know what was going on and if they had found that on my phone because I had given it to them then they could have tried to build a case that I was interfering with LE. Let's no pretend that they only need a sliver of the truth to use probable cause and arrest me.

Also, they are not complete morons. They knew what I was doing. It's all part of the cat and mouse game that we are in if we are looking for gash off of the street. The problem with them is they don't want the "johns" to play the game and try to get the odds away from the house. They want us to all pull up at The Rand Motel in a nice orderly fashion so that we fill the arrest sheets with names and they look like heroes for getting us predatory animals off the street. Taking your time and doing a little recon goes against everything they want us to do.

This wasn't a random pull over because my tail light was out (easiest way for them to claim to pull you over with even if it's not broken). I was across the street from a sting operation and they won't tolerate anyone interfering with that. I don't remember seeing a Mexican flag on 34th Street so I can assume I was still in America and my rights to travel without harassment and the right to not help the Police build some type of dumb ass case against me was in full effect. My sister was engaged to a cop for several years and he would tell her about "other" cops who would toss a bag or weed or coke in someone's car when they didn't have anything to get them on so I have to protect myself and the bottom line is I was surrounded by a wolf pack and asserted my rights and walked away albeit short 45 minutes of my life.

My report to your guys wasn't about me. It was simply about a bunch of us guys looking for the same thing and a couple who didn't follow the rules and got arrested and one who was careful and only ended up losing 45 minutes of his life.

[QUOTE=JimmyCumsALot;2177355]She has her own phone now. Contributing members pm me if they want. If you don't have more then 5 worthwhile reports, please don't ask.[/QUOTE]And she also still lusts for the sweet, hot nectar of our throbbing pocket pythons. Earlier today at a candle lit den of ill repute she had her way with my pocket piccolo. She played cum together and caused an 8. 3 earthquake on my prickter scale. My swinging boa really enjoyed the trip in and out of her little rabbit hole. Like Mt. Pinatubo he shot a hot mass of molten love juices to show his appreciation for this little kumquat queen. She was last spotted at Checkers buying her bf a burger with her ill-gotten gains.

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2180004]And she also still lusts for the sweet, hot nectar of our throbbing pocket pythons. Earlier today at a candle lit den of ill repute she had her way with my pocket piccolo. She played cum together and caused an 8. 3 earthquake on my prickter scale. My swinging boa really enjoyed the trip in and out of her little rabbit hole. Like Mt. Pinatubo he shot a hot mass of molten love juices to show his appreciation for this little kumquat queen. She was last spotted at Checkers buying her bf a burger with her ill-gotten gains.[/QUOTE]That is my humble view.

Xx.

[QUOTE=BlueBawls;2179999]I think YouTube and today's new channels are full of stories of Police abuse that is well documented so just telling them that I stopped to make a call is a little naive. Each and every word can and WILL BE used against you and they mean that. If I said I had stopped to make a call then they would say let's see your phone and if I handed it over then I gave up my rights to remain silent. I was also logging into USA Sexguide to let you all know what was going on and if they had found that on my phone because I had given it to them then they could have tried to build a case that I was interfering with LE. Let's no pretend that they only need a sliver of the truth to use probable cause and arrest me.

Also, they are not complete morons. They knew what I was doing. It's all part of the cat and mouse game that we are in if we are looking for gash off of the street. The problem with them is they don't want the "johns" to play the game and try to get the odds away from the house. They want us to all pull up at The Rand Motel in a nice orderly fashion so that we fill the arrest sheets with names and they look like heroes for getting us predatory animals off the street. Taking your time and doing a little recon goes against everything they want us to do.

This wasn't a random pull over because my tail light was out (easiest way for them to claim to pull you over with even if it's not broken). I was across the street from a sting operation and they won't tolerate anyone interfering with that. I don't remember seeing a Mexican flag on 34th Street so I can assume I was still in America and my rights to travel without harassment and the right to not help the Police build some type of dumb ass case against me was in full effect. My sister was engaged to a cop for several years and he would tell her about "other" cops who would toss a bag or weed or coke in someone's car when they didn't have anything to get them on so I have to protect myself and the bottom line is I was surrounded by a wolf pack and asserted my rights and walked away albeit short 45 minutes of my life.

My report to your guys wasn't about me. It was simply about a bunch of us guys looking for the same thing and a couple who didn't follow the rules and got arrested and one who was careful and only ended up losing 45 minutes of his life.[/QUOTE]Are trained to lie, intimidate and manipulate their 'perps' into whatever they need to hear. With so many unsolved violent crimes you'd think officer Snotdrizzle and his pack of prairie pigs would focus on just that? I know it just broke their little hearts that they couldn't make you just another one booked for papa Gualtieri. The rules are clearly in piggy's favor, but we still have a few meager rights. The next strengthening of the patriot act will likely negate more of our rights and put po po in charge of our new piglet state?

[QUOTE=XiaoXing;2180317]That is my humble view.

Xx.[/QUOTE]Francine is prancing in her priccolo dance circling the Hess and nearby streets. She's probably still staying at her candlelit tart cave with her bobo bf. He's harmless and will leave while she milks all manner of trouser snakes with her special nympho style. She'll do a sweet blow and go for 30 reasons or let your snake in her rabbit hole for 40.

Model-faced nympho Malia was also spotted at McDonalds and I know some lucky python got his happy meal. She was wearing the same sexy red tart top as yesterday, so I was hoping one of you would take her shopping. She has an insatiable need for python juice so please don't disappoint her tasty little azz. She needs milk with knives in it I guess? Yarbles!

[QUOTE=XiaoXing;2180317]That is my humble view.

Xx.[/QUOTE]Would be Kendra aka Miley aka Amy in my book. Amy has been like a long lost cheerleader gf to me and she really knows how to please a python while seemingly enjoying it herself. I'm happy that both of these cobra trainers have both digits and monetary needs at this time. She has an attitude very similar to Lexi's and they (her and Lexi) really like to please and get us off as they say.

Ran into her this morning asking crazy numbers for a BJ. Gave her the 3 as she whined and cried. I really don't know what to say. I think she is slowly falling off. Good thing she is good looking.

On 34th street between 38th Ave North and 9th Ave North. I couldn't keep my car straight as I was hooting and hollering at all our fine damsels in distress. I saw Francine, Jewels (that is her backpage name), Amanda G, Our Lady in Red (Malia), Sticky Finger Jenn, Ripp Off Sara (cute skinny blonde with glasses that walks like George Jefferson), and a few other first timers. All of them, with the exception of Francine were walking by Ronald's Golden Arches. I mean it was one after another, with no Boss Hog in sight. Malia made it a third day in a row with her red top. I had a close up on her, but decided not to partake. I was more on a recon mission then anything else, since Little Miss Francine took all my serpent juice a couple days ago. What is great about Francine is that she is so tiny and nimble that she can be on top of you in a blink of an eye and fuck you silly. Plus, I don't know how she does it, but her pussy seems to smell sweeter the hotter the outside temperature becomes. I hate mongering in June, July and August because my nose is way too sensitive. Nothing worse then catching a whiff of stank pussy. Never have to worry about that with Francine.

[QUOTE=JimmyCumsALot;2181791]On 34th street between 38th Ave North and 9th Ave North. I couldn't keep my car straight as I was hooting and hollering at all our fine damsels in distress. I saw Francine, Jewels (that is her backpage name), Amanda G, Our Lady in Red (Malia), Sticky Finger Jenn, Ripp Off Sara (cute skinny blonde with glasses that walks like George Jefferson), and a few other first timers. All of them, with the exception of Francine were walking by Ronald's Golden Arches. I mean it was one after another, with no Boss Hog in sight. Malia made it a third day in a row with her red top. I had a close up on her, but decided not to partake. I was more on a recon mission then anything else, since Little Miss Francine took all my serpent juice a couple days ago. What is great about Francine is that she is so tiny and nimble that she can be on top of you in a blink of an eye and fuck you silly. Plus, I don't know how she does it, but her pussy seems to smell sweeter the hotter the outside temperature becomes. I hate mongering in June, July and August because my nose is way too sensitive. Nothing worse then catching a whiff of stank pussy. Never have to worry about that with Francine.[/QUOTE]With a bevy of willing harlots and prancing strumpets just as it should be! Newly anointed poo poo chief Hollowhead can get in line to kiss my azz because we ain't shutting this bordello down! Just like the western mining towns in the late 1800's, our strumpets are critical to our python's health and well-being. Along with the medical marijuana amendment we should be having a vote on a medical mongering amendment this fall. Mongering is clearly good for one's health, but staying at home with your wife definitely isn't! The only bad thing about having so many talented tarts is that I only have one throbbing pocket python to partake in the adventures. Nymphos like Francine, Kendra and Malia always seem to take him the distance and wear him down in the final gooey blast. Boss Hog, Officer Snotdrizzle and Detective Douchebauchery need to chase lattes and crumpets, and leave our fine felonious vixens alone. The number of unsolved homicides in St PETERsburg since 2000 (67) is far higher than the median officer's IQ. Just like with the strumpets; we don't pay them for their brains. If they would legalize it, this would be one hell of a booming industry and it would raise FloriDUH to new heights! We'd be the talk of the world and a southern Amsterdam! Our fine harlots can compete with the worlds best providers!!

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2181830]With a bevy of willing harlots and prancing strumpets just as it should be! Newly anointed poo poo chief Hollowhead can get in line to kiss my azz because we ain't shutting this bordello down! Just like the western mining towns in the late 1800's, our strumpets are critical to our python's health and well-being. Along with the medical marijuana amendment we should be having a vote on a medical mongering amendment this fall. Mongering is clearly good for one's health, but staying at home with your wife definitely isn't! The only bad thing about having so many talented tarts is that I only have one throbbing pocket python to partake in the adventures. Nymphos like Francine, Kendra and Malia always seem to take him the distance and wear him down in the final gooey blast. Boss Hog, Officer Snotdrizzle and Detective Douchebauchery need to chase lattes and crumpets, and leave our fine felonious vixens alone. The number of unsolved homicides in St PETERsburg since 2000 (67) is far higher than the median officer's IQ. Just like with the strumpets; we don't pay them for their brains. If they would legalize it, this would be one hell of a booming industry and it would raise FloriDUH to new heights! We'd be the talk of the world and a southern Amsterdam! Our fine harlots can compete with the worlds best providers!![/QUOTE]May be more than 1/10 if you include stripper, massage HE providers, SW, BP, craigislist etc. If legalize it, the number can go up to 1/5. If the governor is smart enough, he should legalize it.

Xx.

Wow! Stopped for gas at my fav Hess station and saw 4 strumpets out and about searching for python venom. Unfortunately couldn't take the time to partake but at about 9:00 Francine, Jenn and two others were hungry.

And two of St Pete's finest were searching a couple for donuts just south of Cactus about 10 minutes before that. Be safe & smart out there!!

A little bird told me there appears to be an active sting in progress between the Sonoco station and Target entrance road on 4th Street. One blonde one brunette. Nothing definite but if it walks like a duck. FYI.

[QUOTE=XiaoXing;2181944]May be more than 1/10 if you include stripper, massage HE providers, SW, BP, craigislist etc. If legalize it, the number can go up to 1/5. If the governor is smart enough, he should legalize it.

Xx.[/QUOTE]It would be a great way to test the waters by having one of our sovereign American Indian States legalize it on their turf. What an incredible boom that would be. You could gamble, eat, drink and be pampered by flirtatious vixens in the comfort of the casino. Then, when all of the participating Indian economies take off, our federal and state leaders would get the message. Just look at Uncle Sam; you can clearly see that he's a broken-hearted and broke azz white pimp. He begged the founding fathers to protect our mongering rights, and they dropped the ball. I just can't fathom Washington, Jefferson, Franklin and the rest being happy with their dumpy wives? Hell; I'd renounce my western European lineage and beg for an honorary Indian name! My name could be bulging cobra or flailing python?

I ran into a few nice ones today.

I got Jen's # behind hess for a later appt.

I gave my monger # to Julie and Kacie LocXXXXX.

I had lost touch with Kacie and waiting to get that number badly.

Anyone have any intel on Julie? 30's dark hair thin.