Need someone with professional advice
We have all had the same experience especially when pulling up to a new place. Thinking "am I about to get hustled," "am I about to be in a raid with Le," all the shit that makes my heart pound out my chest before ever even seeing the inside of a place. I have to admit places that are well run, like spas and dh make me feel a little better because I am paying for a card and never ever ever discuss money with any girl, but. Does anybody know if any of that shit makes a difference. I read about spots getting raided and dudes lives getting put out there for the world to see and it scares the fuck out of me. So does anybody know if all the work-arounds makes any real difference if ever the unlucky day LE busts in and you are in a CDP?
Tiffani. "Elite VIP," but, just alright.
So, after the debacle that was my session with "Valery (see previous review for details)," I decided to try my luck with my original, intended target, Elite VIP "Tiffani. ".
After having spent my allotted budget with "Valery," I was out of cash. Conveniently, FYI, there's a check cashing place with an ATM about a block away from "DH. ".
When I came back to the house, "Mexican Grumpy Cat" (again, see previous review for details) asked for my phone number and nationality, AGAIN. I'm was like, "I just told you a few minutes ago!" (smh.).
Anyway, I head back upstairs and since it was before rush hour, the place was not busy yet. Luckily, "Tiffani" was still where I left her, before my session with "Valery," with her nose in her phone. I asked if she was available, and she immediately lit up. The "card guy" (a nice guy) asked me, "half an hour?" and I was like, "how'd did you know?
I don't think I can deal with "SS" anymore, especially after my disastrous session with "Valery. " Between the stress of wondering how much time you have left, and whether you'll be able to "cum" in the allotted time, it's just too stressful. So, unless you're a human rabbit that suffers from extreme PE, I don't recommend the "SS. " I took two cards so I could take my time with "Tiffani. ".
I followed her upstairs much to same way I did "Valery. " The ironic thing is that although "Tiffani's" listed as an "Elite VIP," and "Valery" wasn't even listed at all, it's "Valery" who has a room, while "Tiffani" has a section of the top floor partitioned off by a screen. She said she preferred the bed there. Go figure.
"Tiffani's" pics definitely match her looks IRL, except she's a shade darker (note to "Gman" - I'm a BIG "Ava Addams" fan. My dude, while "Tiffani's" tits are large, NO WAY are they as LARGE, or lovely, as "Ava's. " Not even close.) Thankfully, "Tiffani's" attitude was the direct OPPOSITE of "Valery's. " Whereas "Valery" was COLD and stuck up, "Tiffani" was WARM and inviting, none of this "put your 'raincoat' on yourself, mister!" nonsense I got from "Valery. " She DID her "job," and proceeded to give me a competent CBJ that definitely lasted longer than the HOT minute "Valery" worked on me.
Fair warning - "Tiffani" is a "brace face," aka one who has braces, if only on her bottom teeth. I've been with a few "brace faces" in my life, and have (knock on wood) never had little "Johnny" injured either time. But it's always good to know what you're dealin' with, in advance, in case you want to be CAREFUL.
After "blowing" me for a decent amount of time, she motioned to me to get in position for missionary.
I went in to suckle on her D sized breasts first, and of course, she turns out to have SENSITIVE breasts. That's like a cook saying he can't deal with the heat, or a plumber not liking to work on toilets. It's part of the the job, ladies. (smh.).
So, after BRIEFLY suckling her knockers, I decided to get to "work," and here is where the issues, for me, began.
I don't deny a "working lady" using a BIT of "lube" throughout the day. Heck, I can only imagine the wear and tear on their "lady parts" after a long day's use.
But, sheesh, when you put on SO much that it feels like you're fucking a vat of "Jello," it kinda DEFEATS the purpose.
That's exactly what happened. Either she put on TOO much lube, OR she's just naturally LOOSE. Either way, when that happens, you can't help but think to yourself, "Fuck. For this, I can do this at HOME. ".
This time, I was NOT going to be denied my "release," like I was during my "SS" with "Valery. " After a little "mish," I asked her for DS. Unfortunately, she possessed neither "Valery's" FAT ass, or tight pussy, so I just had to make do with what I had. Also, she pretty much stayed QUIET throughout the session, practically making NO sounds whatsoever.
So, after pumping away for a few minutes, I let it fly in "the bag. " But, wouldn't you know it, as I'm releasing my "seed," I guess she was uncomfortable in the position she was in, and decided to readjust herself WHILE I was CUMMING! I don't get WHY chicks do this sometimes. Any chick's that's NOT a virgin should know that ya don't MOVE while your man is CUMMING! You just don't do that. That's a NO NO.
At least, I was able to cum in peace without having to worry about the dreaded "knock," and, with time left over, I was able to dress in peace, as well.
I give "Tiffani" three stars out of five. I'd recommend her, but she was just alright, nothing earth shattering.
I'm afraid I was SPOILED by my FIRST session at "DH," which was with the now DEPARTED "Christina. " That session was just IDEAL, especially for a "SS. ".
I guess having a GREAT session with a "pro" like "Christina" is a lot like have a great HIGH. You're forever chasing that PREVIOUS experience, even with someone else. God, I hope she comes back to show these "girls" how it's REALLY done.
