Massage Parlor Reports

On par because they are the same. Same latina owner, same ads, same girls.

[QUOTE=Jb335; 1183541]Stopped by 12570 in GG for the first time this evening around 7 pm. Was met at the door by a very sexy latina named Van* in a tight and short dress. Asked me if I had been there before, and I lied and said yes. She asked who I knew, and I just wasn't up for the charade so I just shrugged and said "aaah, I don't remember" she just laughed it off.

Anyway, she led me to the room after I paid my. 40 entrance fee. I disrobed and waited laying face up completely buck naked for what seemed like nearly 10 minutes. It was a lot longer than what I am used to. After she came in, she wasted no time grabbing my nuts and making a hand signal for either a HJ or FS. I motioned for the FS and we got right to business. No mention of money. She has a very nice body, no fat, limited stretch marks, and a very nice fake rack. Quality bolt-ons, took me awhile to even decide if they were real or fake. Definitely fake though.

Started with standard CBJ. Nothing exceptional, but adequate. She then hopped on for CG for a few minutes until we went for the classic DS into mish for the finish. Not rushed at all and I was very happy with how meticulously she cleaned me off with alcohol wipes. Tipped the standard 1.

After she gave me the punch card (double punched!) she told me to come by again and that she only worked Wednesday and Saturday's.

Overall, not GFE in anyway, but an above average experience, and I would put this place on par with SnR. Will repeat! [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=OCTraveler; 1183559]My luck lately has been as bad as the President's latest approval ratings.

Here's what I mean. First I tried each of the parlors on Alicia Parkway and went 0 for three with nothing more than manual release. Then I hit 2 parlors on El Toro Road. One on either side of Raymond and there too nothing but a "handshake". If that wasn't bad enough, today I ventured onto Main St, Santa Ana and tried a well advertised establishment and was serviced by a "very mature" provider who gave me the "oh no, the boss says no line". Nothing extra! I guess that's why this hobby is always a crapshoot.

Be safe[/QUOTE]I always got HJ at Main St@Santa Ana. I stop going there, because Girls are old and fugly.

Jeez, a one eyed, crippled street bum who smelled like horse dung could get a HJ at Coral. What's up with your game? Do you exude LEO? .

[QUOTE=OCTraveler; 1183559]My luck lately has been as bad as the President's latest approval ratings.

Here's what I mean. First I tried each of the parlors on Alicia Parkway and went 0 for three with nothing more than manual release. Then I hit 2 parlors on El Toro Road. One on either side of Raymond and there too nothing but a "handshake". If that wasn't bad enough, today I ventured onto Main St, Santa Ana and tried a well advertised establishment and was serviced by a "very mature" provider who gave me the "oh no, the boss says no line". Nothing extra! I guess that's why this hobby is always a crapshoot.

Be safe. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheOCman;1184268]Jeez, a one eyed, crippled street bum who smelled like horse dung could get a HJ at Coral. What's up with your game? Do you exude LEO? .[/QUOTE]OCtraveler sounds like you want more then a HJ? WTF are you going to HJ only places for? Go further south to the place with asian and latinas in san juan cap? Its just off the fwy after the pico exit. Next to a locksmith place. Otherwise go to JWA area and find the FS places. There are 3 of them. Sheesh better yet read the forum.

On a recent visit to Lakeview near DMV I saw a blonde, mid-late 30's leaning towards bbw but still workable with some nice full D's. Can anyone confirm this girls name? Is this Jessica or Jennifer Janice I get them all confused and haven't worked with any of them. Also recently noticed their Craigslist add lists regular providers and now says "and more." If she is new girl then this will for mark a new day for Lakeview.

Went in on a Saturday and was met by V, a fairly attractive Viet in her 30's. Got a joke of a massage and a jackhammer style HJ. Didn't nut. She apologized and said she had trouble sleeping the night before and next time would be better. Yeah, right. I'll stick with the Chinese places. Don't care much for Viet MPs.

R Dawg

[QUOTE=Gettingbj;1182103]A few questions from a new guy to some of you guys with experience. I'm looking into trying an in-call only provider. How does everything work? Does the price they quote include tip? Do the girls usually have security or are they just trusting people that let you into their homes? Is there anything I should look out for? Any help would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]Are you looking at AMP's? Or independents? I assume when you said "into their homes", you're implying indy's. Their process varies, but most ask a few questions, then set the appointment, usually with a two-call system ('call me when you get to such-&-such place"). I have yet to have one do any follow-up screening, but that might have to do with the first impression I've made.

First post but been lurking for a while. Felt the need to contribute.

Called J with OK for the first time in a while. They moved out of SP in Irvine for a while but are back. Same reliability. Not out of this world but enjoyable. I haven't seen her advertised in BP or anywhere else for that matter. She must have a loyal following, she is always very cautious and the place has no signs. You have to call ahead or she doesn't open up. Seems to swap number as soon as it hits the web so I'll respect her privacy by not publishing it here. PM if you have a good referral and we can spread some cheer.

[QUOTE=TheOCman; 1173964]As a "Regular" member your posts are moderated and take a while to actually show, and you have no editing or deleting power. Once you make "Senior" status you will have instant posts and editing or deleting powers.

You should get that at any time since you have more than 6 months membership and just now hit 25 posts. Read this Newbie's, I just explained how you get Senior status, so if you ask 2 posts from now, you will likely get flamed.[/QUOTE]Glad I searched back, was wondering this myself recently since I have been on the boards almost a year (whoop'de do I know). So does it count if I accidentally double post?

Part of my double posting, I just wanted to leave a personal report on Classy Spa for newer members who might not know. Since they got rid of Tracey and Nikki, they have picked up some new girls, only one really stuck with me though.

Jennifer. Might be gone already haven't seen her, a little more chub than the other girls but by no means fat, full valley girl accent but straight to the point when it comes up.

Nancy. Cute, nice body and heavy accent. Seems pretty new to it but lots of ball action and doesn't complain about me taking my time in her hands.

Kathy- young, nice body avg. Massage and same skills for HJ. Cute little spinner though.

Mimi (not new). Was rough at first but once she warmed up to me she is great. Smoking body and prostate attention unless you tell her no.

Kimberly. Was great the first couple of times, nice body, strong accent and great experience. Third time was a big letdown though and she shook me down for $20 more I didn't have on me. Mediocre CBJ and she went over 45 minutes to put me in for another 10.

Hopefully that post is pretty good since I am usually nowhere near a computer after my adventures and just spaz out on posting. I am really shy in the rooms because I am still a newbie in this hobby in the long run, so these are probably the bare minimums you can get from these girls, as always YMMV.

And no, I don't mean two girls at the same time. After striking out with Ricman's sweet find Maria due to what I felt was overpricing, I decided to hit an AMP to get my much needed nut. Been wanting to try another recommendation of "Jaqi" at Ortega. So I called and yes she was available. I headed on down, paid my. 6 for the hour, showered and got comfortable."Jaqi" came in and immediately covered my naked parts. I told her I didn't need the towel and she mumbled yes, yes. I should have known I was in trouble then. What proceeded was a TOTALLY legit massage, my roaming hands were immediately moved away from and my request at the end for more massaging around the middle was met with a quick giggle and "Oh no, no" as she ran out of the room. Obviously there is a new Jaqi in town as this was definitely not the same girl Cash has seen. So beware, you better find a way to figure out which one she is before the massage or you may end up with a so-so legit massage. This is not in any way a dig on Cash who has come through with some great intel, it was obviously NOT the same girl.

Still needing something more, I headed on over to Coral and saw a new girl Jennie who was the only one available at that time. She's a 30ish slim asian (I'm not too good determining K or V or C). I got the usual very good massage and a pretty good HE. There was not enough teasing for my tastes although the hands were allowed to roam outside the clothes. Every time I tried to get inside the bra she moved away so I took that as a no and only roamed outside. There are better there but since she's new maybe she'll improve.

And yes, I do see the irony of the fact I ended up spending more that if I had just went with Maria. But I did get two massages out of it. .

There's a new girl named Linda. Has anyone tried her?

Stopped by Classy this morning for the massage roulette, was given Nan-C ao it was looking promissing. I asked for a medium massage after reading about the walking on your spine being dangerous, and she digs with those toes so I was up for some soft relaxation. She spent most of the time on my lower half teasing and playing and on the flip it was the regular. N seems to be learning a lot as she has gotten better since I first had her, I would deffinitely give her a go if you guys haven't yet.

Brookhurts and Lampson. Does the place have a name I can lookup? Cruised around there today but the only place with a white screen door had a sign up that they had moved.

Betcha 10 bucks, somebody asks: "Where's Coral?". Ha!

Hit Emerald the other day. Which is not too far away from Coral. Wanted to see Young / Lucy based on her reviews on the net. However, she wasn't available. I got 'A' instead. Fairly young, cute and friendly. Paid for an hour and first 45 minutes was legit massage with small towel positioned on the bunz. After the hot towel-off, A starts a light scratching all over my back, shoulders, down the sides to the legs, then under the legs. Felt great. I raise up to allow further access and she starts working the boys with her right hand and mr. Big with the left. I ended up on all fours letting her do her thing, not thinking about turning over. She proceeded to work it until I popped. Felt great.

Had to get on my back after that. With only 5 minutes left, I asked for a face massage. She happily obliged and I probably got 10-15 minutes worth. I think I fell asleep. Maybe I lost track of time? I was never rushed and A was very nice and fun to be with. Got to see her again! Plus, Emerald is probably one of the nicest, cleanest places you'll find.

[QUOTE=Oc Pleasure;1185270]There's a new girl named Linda. Has anyone tried her?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Arod Oc; 1185317]Betcha 10 bucks, somebody asks: "Where's Coral?". Ha!

Hit Emerald the other day. Which is not too far away from Coral. Wanted to see Young / Lucy based on her reviews on the net. However, she wasn't available. I got 'A' instead. Fairly young, cute and friendly. Paid for an hour and first 45 minutes was legit massage with small towel positioned on the bunz. After the hot towel-off, A starts a light scratching all over my back, shoulders, down the sides to the legs, then under the legs. Felt great. I raise up to allow further access and she starts working the boys with her right hand and mr. Big with the left. I ended up on all fours letting her do her thing, not thinking about turning over. She proceeded to work it until I popped. Felt great.

Had to get on my back after that. With only 5 minutes left, I asked for a face massage. She happily obliged and I probably got 10-15 minutes worth. I think I fell asleep. Maybe I lost track of time? I was never rushed and A was very nice and fun to be with. Got to see her again! Plus, Emerald is probably one of the nicest, cleanest places you'll find.[/QUOTE]Am I the only one who doesn't like the hands anywhere near my face after the deed? I don't even like when they pretend to rub it off but really just smear it in with the oil to finish up faster.

That reminds me of a warning for Nan-C at Classy Spa, watch her aim! Twice I have litteraly dodged my own swimmers and today my armpit and shoulder got hit so she is getting better.