I take it you're not into the FILF's.
[QUOTE=BotShoes;3731741]Should have read other report. Stopped by, fossil behind counter. 40 for 30 min massage. Strictly a crappy back massage, no flip, (mercifully). Tipped 5 for a new pair of teeth and booked.[/QUOTE]Dude. Your report is hilarious, but why did you stay? No thanks for the visual on the flip with the FILF. Fu-Yuck!
Chinese I Massage. Chula Vista
Stopped by to check this place out. Typical strip mall setup. Walked in and greeted by a younger gal at the front desk (Solid door closing off the lobby from the rooms / hallway). She's cute, maybe late 20's 5'4 110 lbs wearing a long sleeve fitted shirt, leggings and a trench coat. (haha). Didn't know what to expect so she leads me back to the room. Theres maybe 8 rooms total. On my way pass a mid 30's Chinese gal who's a good 7/10 and an older mamasan who I was praying wasn't my gal.
50 for the hour and I get undressed. I wait almost 5 minutes and I'm considering leaving. Original young gal comes back, apologizes and ditches the trench coat. Hard pressure please. Towel stretched out and massage on top it was decent. Then came the harder pressure and I really enjoyed it. 15 minutes in its time for the oil. Warmed it up in her hands and did a sensual drip / tickle thing the whole way down my back to legs. Some light teasing so I knew I was golden. Massaged my ass and taint. Hard as a rock. Hot towel and the flip.
Left towel on my stomach and I finally grabbed her ass and rubbed her pussy from behind OTC. Worked my way up her back and ribs and caressed her tits over her bra under her shirt. She pulled back and giggled no no. I asked to she her tits but she wasnt about that (maybe next time). Great two hand stroke working the base and tip. Took me a while but I finally came and she giggled. I guess I nailed her with some of my load. Kept the pressure and stroking till I was well past done. "I'm going to need more paper towel". Left and came back with a hot towel and wiped me clean.
I had 10 left but I had to run. She even offered to give me a good head and face massage but I was good. Cup of water, a hug and 40 tip. Her name is Amy. Young cute and energetic. Left happy. Enjoy brothers!
It's funny how they get a lot better looking. . .
I can relate as I've had similar countless experiences where I'm initially disappointed with the MT provided, but they get a lot better looking when providing an awesome massage with some erotic touching. Still, a bargain compared to a Massage Envy or similar legit MP's. Good report, even tempting me to slum it.
[QUOTE=JMeade;3734178]I had a long flight and a light wallet, so I was looking for a good massage with some release and no more than 40 + 40. I went to Z's hoping to see Eva, but she was booked up for several hours, so I was given Honey. She is late 30's / early 40's and not all that attractive. Larger build than most providers and an okay face. But man did she deliver excellent service. . . . In the end I paid 40 HF and 40 tip (no up front negotiations, which I like). She provides an excellent message, has a fantastic attitude, and gives a top service in every way. Her only real downside is her looks. To be clear, she's not ugly, just very plain looking with a thick body and a smallish top (for her build).[/QUOTE]
This is me stopping the car
[BLUE]Enough, this is over. I haven't stopped any Seniors from posting reports about this chick. I haven't taken any down, nor modified them but I know two things about this chick.
1. She used a fake sock puppet account to post about herself. There's no question about this, she did that. I finally got rid of that account because she was using it to stir shit up. Now pay attention here. I'm an admin on this forum, I've been the primary admin of this forum for 6 years. I moderate about 1000 posts a day. Probably nobody in the USA is as good at reading hooker reviews as I am, I know nobody reads more of them. I know she posted a fake review for a lot of reason but I'm going to share this one.
[b]No guy in the history of this forum has ever used more space to explain to other guys why it's important to show up clean to fuck a hooker than he used to describe how well she sucks dick.[/b]
I want to say this again, that has [b]never[/b] happened. When she wrote her review she talked about what she DOES not how it felt which is another hallmark of self reviews and she took two paragraphs to explain why it's important to show up clean.
She wrote that report. END OF STORY.
2. She has been stirring up shit because it pissed her off when she got caught.
I'm telling you now, you better knock it off or I will delete any reviews about you. There is no question that you are finding guys to post about you. A guy who has posted twice in 5 years suddenly jumps right in the middle of this drama right after a guy who registered and NEVER posted. Christ don't insult my intelligence.
ChowGow, stop writing about this. You are correct, there is no question, you are 100% correct sock puppet post--> busted-->Angry sock puppet proclaiming innocence and sending out tons of PM"s--> New people with no history here suddenly posting glowing reports about this chick referencing how she has been wronged. Yes, that's exactly what happened. Stop writing about it.
To the guys who want to review her, go ahead. Review her if you want. If you're a new member or haven't posted in years and your writing over the top reviews, I'm deleting them because they are either fake or you have been solicited to write them and that shit stops now.
Not all you guys are moderated, if anybody thinks there's a sock puppet posting, report the post, I'll deal with it. Conversely if you are an active senior and you have posted a legitimate review which you feel is under attack, then please feel free to report the post that is attacking you and I will deal with that as well but the drama is over.
Aleczis I'm telling you again directly, you best stop or you will lose the benefit of this forum. Anybody else who continues with this drama after this post 02/19/18 will find themselves on permanent moderation.
A2
I set the date on this post for a couple days ahead, so it will stay at the top until then.[/BLUE]