Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Roger1286; 1755835]Last week, I tried to hit the Spas recommended by SMs but after 6 straight places were busy with "come back in 45 minutes" guestimates, my time was extremely limited. I decided the next call that would say they were available that would be the one. Unfortunately, it was the wrong choice. Apparently a newer place in McLean, next to another option, (that was busy) so I tried it. I got a mid 40s + gal, with a stern face and an irritated manner. She said she had seen me before, which was puzzling since I had not ever been there. Perhaps from another decade as I have not been in the area for a long time. That "before" experience must have soured her as she was bitchy, angry and never said anything or reacted to any pleasantries. Table shower was thorough but with no optimistic hints. Massage was less than average. The preflip had some minimal light touch, so when I turned I thought I would just touch her hip. I got an angry snarling disgusted chatise of "Don't touch me" and believe me I kept my hands to myself. It started to remind me of my last dental visit as I could not wait til it was over. Avoid:

[url]http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/hey-there-come-to-relax-center-its-a-place-where-you-can-finally-feel-at-peace-25/10048091[/url][/QUOTE]This is where you are supposed to get up and leave. Tell her you don't put up with bad service and let the mamasan know on the way out that you were not happy. Don't disrespect yourself and money.

BigTigg

[QUOTE=BigTigger; 1762914]This is where you are supposed to get up and leave. Tell her you don't put up with bad service and let the mamasan know on the way out that you were not happy. Don't disrespect yourself and money.

BigTigg[/QUOTE]He is absolutely right, and that is being one hell of a nice guy just to tell her the service is no good. If one of these third rate broads did that to me, I can guarantee you I would have looked the little chink in the eye and told her "massage finished", walked out, told the mamasan that they should fire this girl immediately, and that they if ever pull that crap again you are going to let LE know the little operation they are running. I would fix their rickshaw real quick. Eye to eye. I wouldn't take that from a first rate girl, much less ones of these low life's. This is probably one more example of guys over tipping. Too bad guys can't get it through their skulls that this is not a love fest.

One more reminder that (1.) they are "working girls" (and there are a lot better descriptions of them I can think of but it would be deleted) ; (2.) you are there to get serviced; (3.) they are not your girlfriends and you are not special. End of story. Period.

[QUOTE=Daearth;1762890]I must say I agree with all that you said. Kept asking if I've "been to one of "these" spots" before. I stated in MD. Either way, she definitely offered the hands on the muscle action and I finished after some good motion. She was kind of cute and thick. I may go back but ha I wish they did more. Good time though.[/QUOTE]I got the same have you been here or have you gotten massages before questions at least 3/4 times. I wish there were more too but as I said I got a great massage front and back.

[QUOTE=UviLovMe; 1744553]I went to the White Bird in Sterling for a massage. I paid $80 for the hour including table shower and the table shower was worth it. Lots of playing. Very clean and relaxing environment. The massage was really good say 7/10. My provider was cici who is younger than most in this biz and was very friendly. Standard VA finish for appropriate tip.

Enjoy![/QUOTE]Where is the White Bird in Sterling (sorry. New to the AMP scene in NoVA)

So out of curiosity, I had my first experience Friday afternoon and it left me with one question. What do you guys do with cash / keys / cell phone while at the TS? Figure next time I will just leave my phone in the car with everything else but keys and cash means they can find your car if they want and the time it takes for a TS is plenty of time. Once in your car they can get your registration and plenty other stuff if you stashed your wallet there.

[QUOTE=AsianOccasion;1764054]So out of curiosity, I had my first experience Friday afternoon and it left me with one question. What do you guys do with cash / keys / cell phone while at the TS? Figure next time I will just leave my phone in the car with everything else but keys and cash means they can find your car if they want and the time it takes for a TS is plenty of time. Once in your car they can get your registration and plenty other stuff if you stashed your wallet there.[/QUOTE]Another rule to add to all the others:

NEVER take in anything you are afraid of losing! Leave valuable at home or locked in some unusual place inside the car. Glove box, center console, under the seat. NOT safe. Be original!

NEVER take in more cash than you are ready to spend. They can easily get us to empty our wallets once they get one hand on the dick, one on the balls and the tongue in the ear.

Watta lot of rules!

[QUOTE=AsianOccasion;1764054]So out of curiosity, I had my first experience Friday afternoon and it left me with one question. What do you guys do with cash / keys / cell phone while at the TS? Figure next time I will just leave my phone in the car with everything else but keys and cash means they can find your car if they want and the time it takes for a TS is plenty of time. Once in your car they can get your registration and plenty other stuff if you stashed your wallet there.[/QUOTE]AO: Most (if not all) AMPs provide a small bag in the massage table room for the purpose of placing any valuables during the TS. Look for it on the towel or lotion table. If you don't see it, ask. The bag is usually plastic or some such, and you are free to take it with you to the shower room. There is usually a dry spot in the TS where you may leave the bag, or just hang it up. I do have to say, however, that in my MANY years of this hobby, I have never had ANYTHING missing, or even disturbed. I used the bag for a couple of years, but came to the conclusion that the AMP does NOT want any attention drawn to the place, and a customer complaining of robbery is a sure way to get the attention of the local authorities. That being said, I just leave my phone (locked) and my cash (just enough) in my pants. AM

[QUOTE=Any Mouse;1764273]AO: Most (if not all) AMPs provide a small bag in the massage table room for the purpose of placing any valuables during the TS. Look for it on the towel or lotion table. If you don't see it, ask. The bag is usually plastic or some such, and you are free to take it with you to the shower room. There is usually a dry spot in the TS where you may leave the bag, or just hang it up. I do have to say, however, that in my MANY years of this hobby, I have never had ANYTHING missing, or even disturbed. I used the bag for a couple of years, but came to the conclusion that the AMP does NOT want any attention drawn to the place, and a customer complaining of robbery is a sure way to get the attention of the local authorities. That being said, I just leave my phone (locked) and my cash (just enough) in my pants. AM[/QUOTE]Absolutely agree, only take the bare (no pun intended) essentials in. No more money than you are willing to spend, car keys (unless you are on foot or public transportation) , and a cover (in case that is an option you wish to pursue). They are not going to ask for an I'd (unless they are REAL careful). Have been engaged in this hobby for decades and have never had my stuff disturbed. Agree with Any Mouse, these places do not want a LEO response to a theft or robbery call (don't think these girls would bank on the customer being too embarrassed to call LEO).

Thanks a lot guys, I appreciate the words of wisdom. I figured as much with regard to AMP's being relatively safe as far as worrying about my stuff getting stolen. AMP's seem a lot more safe than finding body rubs on BP. That's primarily why I started my mongering here. I hope to venture out to other avenues, but I am playing this game cautiously trying to learn as I go. My next step will likely be one of the asian agencies that I have seen posted on the forums, as those too seem relatively safe with references from senior members.

Still learning the ropes, I noticed bunker buster posts alot of fake ad listings up so I have been using the phone / image search functions to just to see if I can get the same results from the info on the original ad's on the fakes that he posts about. Figure if I can get my searches down like he does them I will be headed in the right direction.

Stopped by an apparently well known AMP in Arlington (Columbia Pike) after work yesterday. Was hoping for some physical therapy, but was turned away at the door because they were busy. She suggested that I call for an appointment next time.

Why bother posting this? Because, the woman who answered the door was smokin' Hot! Little black dress, hair just past her shoulders, sparkles around her eyes, perfect little body that filled the dress wonderfully.

I had a massage here once before, several months ago. The provider was older, the massage was weak, but in the end I left happy. On the way out, I also saw another provider, again very old, but with huge implants. So, I told myself I would come back again sometime to get a closer look at those.

Now, after seeing the fresh face who answered the door yesterday, I'm extremely eager to go again.

In general, I don't like making appointments, or calling providers at all. Prefer to just walk in. Realistically, I'll probably try a walk-in here again, and hope not to hit it during rush hour. But, if I have another near miss with the beauty queen who I glimpsed yesterday, I'll probably go out and buy another phone just for calling her.

[QUOTE=FrogNog;1764032]Where is the White Bird in Sterling (sorry. New to the AMP scene in NoVA)[/QUOTE]If things are clear enough for a casual noob to figure out, then they're easy for others to figure out. Low key is the key in the MP forum.

Take some time to RTFF starting about 20 pages back to present, go have a few experiences, post discreetly about them, and by that time you'll either figure out the answer yourself, or you'll have gained the credibility to get your answer through back channels.

[QUOTE=OtherRonPaul; 1764870]Stopped by an apparently well known AMP in Arlington (Columbia Pike) after work yesterday. Was hoping for some physical therapy, but was turned away at the door because they were busy. She suggested that I call for an appointment next time.

Why bother posting this? Because, the woman who answered the door was smokin' Hot! Little black dress, hair just past her shoulders, sparkles around her eyes, perfect little body that filled the dress wonderfully.

I had a massage here once before, several months ago. The provider was older, the massage was weak, but in the end I left happy. On the way out, I also saw another provider, again very old, but with huge implants. So, I told myself I would come back again sometime to get a closer look at those.

Now, after seeing the fresh face who answered the door yesterday, I'm extremely eager to go again.

In general, I don't like making appointments, or calling providers at all. Prefer to just walk in. Realistically, I'll probably try a walk-in here again, and hope not to hit it during rush hour. But, if I have another near miss with the beauty queen who I glimpsed yesterday, I'll probably go out and buy another phone just for calling her.[/QUOTE]Went back Friday morning. In fact a little too early, had to wait about 15 min until they opened at 10am. To my dismay, I did not see the 30-ish year old beauty from Thursday evening, instead one of the 50+ ladies who's serviced me before. Diane, I think. But, she did have a black dress on, and enough makeup that I was able to pretend. Very light touch massage, everything standard. No shower available, or at least, not offered.

On the way out, was introduced to Lotto, another well aged provider.

Still curious about the younger woman I saw the other night. Wondering if my eyes deceived me, or if it's just a matter of timing.

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster; 1765557]If things are clear enough for a casual noob to figure out, then they're easy for others to figure out. Low key is the key in the MP forum.

Take some time to RTFF starting about 20 pages back to present, go have a few experiences, post discreetly about them, and by that time you'll either figure out the answer yourself, or you'll have gained the credibility to get your answer through back channels.[/QUOTE]BB. LEO is not a newbie and can de-crypt any talking around we may do here. Sometimes we get a little too vague in these reviews and may as well not file a report at all.

It is kinda fun to write in "mongerese" but we must not fool ourselves into thinking LEO is not fluent in the language as well.

Just one fat, old man's opinion.

Struck out at the rain forrest. After some luck at FCCC earlier this week I decided to call sky eden but was told I need a reference? Never heard of that here can anyone enlighten me?

I've been to this place five times now over the course of roughly a year. I definitely like it, though have only dealt with two of the women there. The first one I dealt with is no longer there. Had an exciting* time there my second go round last August when 20 minutes into the session LE decided to drop by for a visit. Everything was good though and they started the clock over for me.

[QUOTE=AsianOccasion; 1760964]Well I have been lurking for a week or two and finally pulled the trigger on an AMP that I figured was a safe bet.

[url]http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/annandale-springfield-alexandria-bky-therapy-_-relax-your-mind-and-enjoy-oriental-massage-28/7729702[/url]

I didn't see any reports on this place, so I might have TOFTT, but I am sure if I RTFF a little more, I may have seen a report on this place. FYI this was my first ever AMP experience.

First of all if anyone is going to go here. The suite is on the right side of the building (doesn't make sense based on the numbering of the other suites). Figured perhaps they had been closed and opened up with a new "address" just by changing the suite number. The suite number was indicated by a paper printed out / taped to the door as opposed to the metal sign on the bricks.

2 door system with a bell on the inner door. Answered promptly by MMS who took me too a room. I was then met by Soo / Sue, a K-girl who appeared to be in her 30's placing her in her mid-late 40's. I would give her a 5 or a 6. She asked me how long, I told her an hour at which point she took the house charge from me and left the room. Upon returning she took me to another room for a TS. Kinda felt uncomfortable leaving my stuff in a separate room, but what can you do really. Fortunately other than my cell / cash, everything else was locked up in my vehicle. TS was nothing special in that I couldn't gauge how my massage session would go after that. But I still had high hopes. The massage session I would rate a 8/10 as far as the actual massage, Soo really knew what she was doing with that, she worked out all the knots in my back. That said, I was kinda worried that after the flip she wouldn't know what I wanted due to the lack of sensuality, but before the flip it started to get a little more sensual so after the flip it was evident which muscle was tense and needed the most attention. After the flip she didn't touch me, she hovered her hands over my stomach and said "Where" to which I replied EVERYWHERE. She then said "show me" so I took her hands and placed them on the tense muscle that needed the most attention on the second half of the massage. Nothing else was discussed wrt tip which I thought was nice. She knew what I wanted, and I knew what was expected afterwards. OTC roaming was allowed (man her ass was rock solid, which surprised me for an older woman). Typical NOVA finish.

Overall I would go back, if I want a great all around massage beginning to end, I will see Soo again, if I am not so much worried about the actual massage I will likely sample another.

Tipped. 4 on my way out the door.[/QUOTE]