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Do people even bother to visit this spot? Seems like all the Latina lovers just go to DH. If anyone cares to share their experiences at 94th ave and junction location please do PM.

Just left DH after having an amazing session with Kathy. Looks like she's back for another two weeks. And today she was looking extremely cute af. She just came back from Miami so she got this nice tan on her. I got in and she comes downstairs and I immediately get hard af. She was wearing a bikini so that ass was just poppin out with her round fake tits. I gave her two cards and headed upstairs. We get inside and kiss each other on the lips. She got some soft wet lips. I was hard as a rock at this point so I just laid down and let her destroy my penis her amazing oral skills. She slowly started to deepthroat my cock and worked my entire shaft. Kathy is a real freak and loves to suck a penis. I watched as I saw the saliva drip down the my penis and onto my balls. I asked for some 69 but told me not to daty. She got ontop of me and damn those ass cheeks looked like some balloons. She got some perfect ass cheeks. She continued to destroy my cock as I just jiggled her ass cheeks. She got off and then got ontop for a mean ride. Her box is tight and grips on your penis. I pinched her tight body ontop of me so I could suck on her juicy tits as she kept pounding her ass cheeks onto me. She got off and told me she wanted missionary. She opened up wide her legs and let me go all the way in. I started to pump and listened to her dirty talk. She pulled me real close to her and started to hug me and took deep breaths in of my cologne. As I kept pumping with my hard cock, I started to suck on her neck. She loved it and made her much horney. She started to clap back at me and I was in shocked. I turned her around and wanted to see those backshot waves. I started to thrust and watched her grasp onto the sheets as I kept pumping. She looked back at me and gave me a real slutty look. She then arched her back and this is where I knew I was going to finish. I kept pumping and watch her ass cheeks jiggle with each pump. It wasn't long until I threw a huge load into the bag. She looked back at me and gave me some more CBJ LOL. She said all done. This chick is a freak and provides great service. I hope she decides to stay for more than two weeks.

So, I decided to treat myself for my birthday with some "good loving" from the ladies of "DH. ".

Now, if this were a movie, I would've had one of the best experiences of my life for my birthday, with my toes curling in some odd fashion, and steam coming out of my ears.

Unfortunately, this is the "Real" world, so it was a little more "hit or miss".

For those not interested in the details, or who don't have the time, and patience, to read through my "screed," you can scroll down to the bottom to read my summary of my experience.

As for the rest of you "pervs," read on.

I'd forgotten what a little hike it is to "DH," for those of us using mass transit. I don't mind the trek to Queens so much as the actual "hike" to the spot, which is a good half a mile from the subway (although, FYI, there is also a connecting bus you can transfer to).

When I finally made it, I was a little thrown off, as they had removed the distinctive balloons that once graced the front. Now, the house blends in TOO well with the rest of the houses, making it easier to get confused, and knock on the wrong door.

But, as soon as I approached the house, the door opened, and I was beckoned in.

Immediately, a guy I call "Mexican Grumpy Cat" (because that's what he reminds me of!) began giving me the third degree, asking if I had called.

I said "no," since the last time I called repeatedly, and they never picked up.

"Mexican Grumpy Cat" wasn't having it, cut me off, and told me in no uncertain terms that I had to call Every. Single. Time I visited "DH. ".

So, let that be a lesson to you, fellas. Don't get on "Mexican Grumpy Cat's" bad side. CALL ahead.

After that was settled, he asked for my phone number and my nationality. The phone number, I get, but WTF does my nationality have to do with anything? We're all paying with green dollars, after all (smh.).

At about the same time, two scantily clad "chicas" came down from upstairs. I immediately noticed a nice, thick "mamacita," who gave me a sexy wink.

Me, being the typical, dumb, heterosexual male that I am, took that to be a good sign. It was not to be.

I had originally gone with a plan, to see either "Tiffani," or "Butterfly / Mariposa," based on the good reviews they'd both received on here, as well as their "Elite VIP" status. I should of stuck to my plan, but I let my "little head" do the thinking this time.

I went upstairs, and scooped out the place. My original plan was to do a "SS" with either "Tiffani," or "Butterfly. " I immediately spotted who I thought was "Tiffani," but she had her nose in her phone, and was giving off an "I can't be bothered" vibe, so I decided to ditch my original plan, and pursue a session with the thick little number who had just winked at me.

I asked the card guy (a nice guy, BTW, in contrast to "Grumpy Cat") if she was coming back, and before he could answer me, she appeared. I immediately raised my hand, and my "card. " Unfortunately, she appeared blase about my picking her. That was the first sign of trouble ahead.

I followed her to the top floor, to an actual room off to the right. As I was following her, I was drinking in the sight of her big, BODACIOUS ass in front of me. It was a beautiful sight, gents, and I told her so, and again, she was blase about it.

We got to the room, and I realized I needed to "drain the snake" before my "leisure activities. " But, rather than let me use the bathroom directly across, I had to track back down stairs and use one where the "line-up" sits, "Valery" telling something about the restroom upstairs being for "ladies only" (smh). Another lesson for ya fellas.

Anyway, I make it back up to the room, and begin undressing. I ask her for her name and mentioned that I didn't recall seeing her on the roster. She said her name was "Valery. " I later realized that the reason I didn't recall her is that she ISN'T on the roster, either on the daily, or the "Models," section. Trust me, it's better off that way. Now, onto the "heat of the meat. "

So, I'm fully nude and she hands me a "raincoat," and tells me to put it on, and I'm like "excuse me, but isn't that your job?" She give me this look of like, "whatever. " Anyway, I get it on, and she proceeds to give me a LAME, unenthusiastic CBJ, with barely any suction whatsoever.

After what felt like a HOT minute, she motions to me to "mount up. " I'm like "girl, I'm barely at half mast!" She asks me "what do you want me to do," and I replied, "Obviously, keep working on little' Johnny" orally 'til he's ready for action. " Then, she has the nerve to upsell me further "BJ" services! I'm like, that's what I paid for! I looked down at my "gun," and even though it wasn't "fully loaded," I said "fuck it. I'm not paying more for what's due me. I'll just bang her as is," and I told her to assume the position for DS.

And this brief moment was probably the only worthwhile moment of the whole session. This girl has a nice, big, juicy ass, and to top it off, she had a nice, tight pussy. She practically had my dick in a vice grip. I loved banging her big, fat, warm ass against my groin, with her also making appropriate "sounds" at the same time. I knew I would blow my load in NO time in this position, so I told her I wanted to taste those delicious big "tatas" of hers. Wouldn't you believe. , she tried to upsell me on that, too! "Twenty!" she insisted. I said fine and preceded to move in on those luscious mammaries, but she wasn't having it. "Now! She said. Motherfucker! "Fine! I said. I went through my pockets, but didn't really have extra cash, as I had originally planned a quick "SS" anyway. I found a $10, and offered it to her, and again, she insisted," $20. " Motherf at % Anyway, I fished out an extra "$5," and told her, "here, $15, I'm five short, but I trust that won't be a deal breaker!" She indicated "fine. " Then, I proceeded to move in on the "meal" I paid for. I sucked her left breast, then, her right. , then, wouldn't you know it. , she said "enough!" I couldn't believe this chick! A real chiseler! By this point, I knew I had about 5 minutes left, so I fingered I just bang away in "DS" and put this session under my belt.

I positioned myself in DS to finish off, when wouldn't you know it. I got the dreaded knock! Now, I'm not the first, and probably won't be the last, to mention being "shortchanged," time wise, with the "SS. " No way did I spend 15 minutes with this girl. Now, if this girl were a real pro, she would've offered to let me finish, if I could come in a minute. Instead, she hopped right off as if I were on fire! She even started to rush me to get dressed!

Now, even though she has a FAT, beautiful ass, a tight pussy, and a pretty face, I just can't bring myself to recommend her. This girl could easily be a top earner, another "Elite VIP," but she's got to work on that attitude.

Out of a scale of 1 to 5 stars, I could only give her ONE, and that's for her physical aspects alone. Cannot recommend.

So, after not getting off with the uppity "Valery," I wasn't about to leave "DH" with blueballs. I decided to break my budget and go for 2 tickets, and if I was lucky, "Tiffini" would still be there.

But that, gentlemen, is for another review.

Does anybody know the reason for them asking for your number I get uncle LEO type anxiety every time that happens.

[QUOTE=BennySunshine;4105616]Does anybody know the reason for them asking for your number I get uncle LEO type anxiety every time that happens.[/QUOTE]Its so they can keep track if you been there before they'll save your number couple reasons if something goes wrong with one of the girls you heart them, steal from admin bring a gun, they'll know not to ever allow that number (you) in again (banned) & lastly if one of girls or mongers say they saw hidden wire or badge ill help them narrow it down it was thag guy who came in between 7-8 & they'll look at survallence look all people that hour say bungo it was him & he gave us this number so don't let him in.

[QUOTE=XlQuick;4105855]Its so they can keep track if you been there before they'll save your number couple reasons if something goes wrong with one of the girls you heart them, steal from admin bring a gun, they'll know not to ever allow that number (you) in again (banned) & lastly if one of girls or mongers say they saw hidden wire or badge ill help them narrow it down it was thag guy who came in between 7-8 & they'll look at survallence look all people that hour say bungo it was him & he gave us this number so don't let him in.[/QUOTE]1. You can always use a "burner" phone.

2. What I don't get is the "nationality" question. So, if I say the wrong one, say, "Ukrainian," do I get banned?

[QUOTE=BennySunshine;4105616]Does anybody know the reason for them asking for your number I get uncle LEO type anxiety every time that happens.[/QUOTE]Your face is literally on the screen, recorded by the video camera when you walk in. If they got busted by LE, I'd be more worried about that. It's hard to prove you did anything with just your phone number. My guess is they ask for it to make sure you called ahead and maybe to compare it against a list of phone numbers which belong to people they don't want at their door for whatever reasons.

[QUOTE=Jwsw91;4105322]Do people even bother to visit this spot? Seems like all the Latina lovers just go to DH. If anyone cares to share their experiences at 94th ave and junction location please do PM.[/QUOTE]Never been, but do you have a link or name on that spot? Is it less crowded than DH?

Has anyone seen Zamara at DH? I've been reading the reviews and can't seem to find her on the previous pages. Sorry in advance if I missed it. I'll be headed out there next week getting 4 cards so I was thinking about her and Tiffany. She's my backup if I can't see Tiffany and Butterfly.

Even with the NYPD controversy I can't just see them vanishing for good or at least the ones that we knew. I expect them to return at some point this first quarter at least. Maybe I"m in denial but it has to happen. The Dollhouse with the Colombian chicks are just so stale to me.

[QUOTE=TrueSilentStar;4101147]Went to DH the other day with hopes of seeing Butterfly but it was a packed house and everyone there was waiting for her LOL fml. I didn't have that kind of time so I went with the hottest chick in sight and ended up choosing Naty. She's got a pretty MILF like face and a big fake ass but it's still sexy as fuck. We went to the room and she gave me a real good CBJ but the whack part about it was that it literally lasted for only like 30 secs. A little after the shaft got hard she stopped. I said whatever and proceeded to pound it in mish for a little. The kitty felt good but not really any enthusiasm from her so I asked her to go to doggy. This was even worse LOL. She moaned and was into it for like 15 secs and then went dead fish on me LOL. There was only the sound of her ass clapping. The absolute worst part of the session came here though. When I asked her to adjust herself a little she told me "papi times up". I know for a fact this wasn't true because I bought two cards and we were literally there for like 5/10 minutes tops. I looked at her strange with a "I know you can't be serious" kinda look and when she realized how pissed I was she said "oh you got two cards? Ok ok let's finish I'm sorry". Normally I'd give the benefit of the doubt but she knew exactly what she was doing because before the session started she held the two cards up to the guy I got them from and said "dos". I felt like she wanted it to be over with and tried to pull a fast one on me smh. That being said I finished the session in doggy and she was like a dead fish again. The only thing that helped me pop was the sight of her big juicy ass rippling. Let off a decent load in the bag and even tipped her after that bs because of my respect for DH.

Looks wise she's a solid 8. 5/9. Service wise I wouldn't give her anything over a 6 though and that's me being generous. Hands down my worst encounter since going there ever. Kinda made me wish I waited for butterfly LOL.[/QUOTE]Yea I popped in the other day and I should have stayed home. I'm done till the D1 talent comes back.

When I woke up Saturday, I was happy to see Kathy had made her return as I missed out on her last time around. She even complimented me and asked why I didn't pick her that day. So long story short, I was hoping she kept that energy. Kathy did not disappoint in the least. Damn I'm getting horny all over again just thinking about it. I got in around 430-5, grabbed two cards and waited for Kathy to become available. I seen the line-up of eight chicas today Butterfly, Cindy, Natalia, Tiffani, Valery 2, Dulce, Yanet and Kathy. Once I saw her, I noticed that aforementioned tan and boy was that ass looking juicy. I handed her my cards and she smiled back saying "oh finally". Now I don't know if she really wanted the D or was running game, but if it was the latter then she would make a good actress LOL. We go upstairs to her room furthest to left and I tell her welcome home lmao. I loved the dim ambiance of her room as it helps you get in the mood. She quickly cleans me up for the CBJ and starts to go in. There is nothing slow or sensual about Kathy's BJ skills, it's all suction, spit and deepthroat; real sloppy toppy. When you think she can't take anymore, she does. Kathy went from a sideways 69 position to a semi handstand just to make sure her mouth was full. OMG what a freak. A less seasoned challenger might have succumbed to her right there, but not I. After about seven to ten minutes of oral pleasures, I tell her I'm ready. She gets on top for cg, the pussy is nice, warm and tight as well as clean shaven. I put in some thrusts from the bottom, however we switched to mish shortly after. Once I pinned her down and started to pound it, Kathy pulled me in with her arms and legs to ensure I got in as deep as possible hitting her walls. As she was moaning and biting her lips, I went in to lick and kiss her neck. Kathy enjoyed it so much so that she grabbed my chin and started to take my tongue. Then she complimented me on how she loved my freshly shaped beard, shoutout to my barber Freddy on Tremont for that lmao. I reciprocated nicely taking her tongue as well, making out nonstop. We spent most of the session in mish. But I eventually pulled out for some doggy, she asked if I came, I was like hell no not yet. She told me I'm strong to have lasted this long with her. I guess she be having most guys tapping out early LOL. I laughed it off before giving her some backshots. Thinking the knock would be coming soon, I asked her to finish me off with a CBJ. She sucked and throated me again practically nonstop until I busted, only coming up once to tell me she "loves to suck my cock". She cleaned me up and complimented me on my duration once again before offering me a massage. Kathy laid on top of me, rubbing her body and pussy all over me, something like a dry nuru massage. I told her she got smooth and soft skin which she laughed about LOL. Thinking about it now, I hope she has some lotion or baby oil for round two because it would feel even better. I sat up and went to grab my clothes, however Kathy stopped me, telling me I have to stay naked until the knock. I laughed and told her your the boss. She started to give me a fire lapdance while we did some more dfk and at the end, she rubbed her clit on my bare member. I told her I got to go before you get me in trouble. She was laughing and pushed me back on the bed, luckily the knock came and then we started to get dressed. I tipped her, told her she was amazing as we hugged and tongued good bye. I let her know I'll be back to see her today most likely for an hour this time. I been thinking about that fire mouth and tongue non stop. Just knowing that round two is going to be even better makes my brain grow as well as my little head. She's in for the next two weeks, but lets hope much longer. I give her my stamp of approval and encourage everyone to go check her out. Kathy is certainly an All-Star, she is without a shadow of a doubt "Elite VIP".

[QUOTE=Jwsw91;4105322]Do people even bother to visit this spot? Seems like all the Latina lovers just go to DH. If anyone cares to share their experiences at 94th ave and junction location please do PM.[/QUOTE]I meant 45th ave and junction. Facepalm.

[QUOTE=LennyD4460;4106057]Never been, but do you have a link or name on that spot? Is it less crowded than DH?[/QUOTE]I meant 45th ave and junction. My mistake it's a CDP and yes less crowded than DH.

OMG Butterfly is on another level. Just had a second visit with her and she literally took everything she could out of me. We go inside the room and she immediately starts to LFK with me as she holds my cock hostage with her hand. I squeezer her gigantic bubbly ass cheeks and then put her heavy right tity inside my mouth. She told me to lay on the bed, cleaned me up, and started the CBJ with an amazing deepthroat. I felt like she was about to swallow my entire penis LOL. She then would work my shaft as we locked eyes. She would open her mouth and show me how wet it was and then deepthroat it. She gave some attention to the boys down there which felt amazing. Got into missionary after and started to give her a nice pounding as she looked at me and moaned. Got real close to her neck and gave her some light kisses which got her excited. She hugged me real tightly and started to fck back at me. Almost busted but held it in. Got her on all fours and gave her some great backshots. Box felt real tight and wet too in doggie. Backshot waves looked heavenly especially with her moans. I didn't want to stop. She massaged my balls as I kept pumping. She kept telling me not to stop. Grabbed her by the waist and quickly thrusted my entire penis into her. I looked down and saw some drip. Sheets were getting wet LOL. Told her I wanted to finish in cg. I pinched her body real close to me and started sucking on her juicy nipples. She kept clapping her fat loud ass cheeks onto me until I threw an amazing load. We both cleaned up and had some real talk. Got to come back for her again.