Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Hammer50;2849164]You can't go wrong with Kira-she's a cut above. Be nice to her! Hammer.[/QUOTE]Hey Seek I am kinda new too I tried the massage place in Schenectady awhile back I think it was 1840 good massage a HE was very nice, regarding the Grinch girl in CP yours is about the 10th bad review I have seen on her not a single good one, no idea why anyone ever goes to her she must be a complete MORON to not change her ways. I have never seen Summer or Kira but I plan to based on the reviews I have seen, have fun.

[QUOTE=Schenectadysam;2848470]1825 Van Vranken.[/QUOTE]YES. That's the address. Two yellow doors. Call ahead, they are busy. Two girls. Curtains, no doors, good service.

[QUOTE=Hammer50;2849164]You can't go wrong with Kira-she's a cut above. Be nice to her! Hammer.[/QUOTE]Thank you love. Txt w USA member and handle is always best.

Now she's calling herself Lindsey.

Don't do it, you'll regret it!

[URL]http://albany.backpage.com/BodyRubs/1-week-left-areas-hottest-bodyrubs-with-sexy-lindsey/19673365[/URL]

[QUOTE=SnakePliskin1;2853709]Now she's calling herself Lindsey.

Don't do it, you'll regret it!

[URL]http://albany.backpage.com/BodyRubs/1-week-left-areas-hottest-bodyrubs-with-sexy-lindsey/19673365[/URL][/QUOTE]Don't wait! Only a week before she heads out to Whoville with Max! Stay away from her. That's the gift that keeps on giving as you're sure to find another provider who provides farrrrrr better service. And without hearing loss! Blah blah blah! It's impossible to be less interested in what she has to say. A robot would be less mechanical.

[QUOTE=Omg1220;2854303]Don't wait! Only a week before she heads out to Whoville with Max! Stay away from her. That's the gift that keeps on giving as you're sure to find another provider who provides farrrrrr better service. And without hearing loss! Blah blah blah! It's impossible to be less interested in what she has to say. A robot would be less mechanical.[/QUOTE]She must be bad she gets more bad press than anyone else I have seen, this is good bad providers, thieves and rip off girls need to be exposed and blacklisted run out of business. That is the only way service will improve.

[QUOTE=Omg1220;2854303]Don't wait! Only a week before she heads out to Whoville with Max! Stay away from her. That's the gift that keeps on giving as you're sure to find another provider who provides farrrrrr better service. And without hearing loss! Blah blah blah! It's impossible to be less interested in what she has to say. A robot would be less mechanical.[/QUOTE]If your looking to have your back hair braided she is the one!

If anyone is on the other site, an alert or heads up should be posted about her.

She is by far, the absolute worst out there!

[QUOTE=AllBenny;2854689]If your looking to have your back hair braided she is the one![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SnoBallGuy;2849186]Hey Seek I am kinda new too I tried the massage place in Schenectady awhile back I think it was 1840 good massage a HE was very nice, regarding the Grinch girl in CP yours is about the 10th bad review I have seen on her not a single good one, no idea why anyone ever goes to her she must be a complete MORON to not change her ways. I have never seen Summer or Kira but I plan to based on the reviews I have seen, have fun.[/QUOTE]I am hoping to try one of the AMP soon and hoping once I get through some past reviews I'll figure out a good time and place to go to one in Albany which is more local for me. Also went to Kira and man do I have an excellent review to put together of my visit yesterday!

I fist want to start off by saying that I tried doing research prior to posting as I think there was a review on here a while back on Jennifer at Harmony massage but I couldn't remember what it was so I apologize if this is a duplicate. Anyone give her a try? Rates are a bit high. Feel free to pm me any details or experiences with her, thanks all!

Be safe.

Be.

[QUOTE=AllBenny;2854689]If your looking to have your back hair braided she is the one![/QUOTE]Furthermore she will yell at you for exploding in the air and onto the floor and seeing her dog lick it up!! No joke. Ask me how I know! LOL.

[QUOTE=Bgbri11;2855644]I fist want to start off by saying that I tried doing research prior to posting as I think there was a review on here a while back on Jennifer at Harmony massage but I couldn't remember what it was so I apologize if this is a duplicate. Anyone give her a try? Rates are a bit high. Feel free to pm me any details or experiences with her, thanks all!

Be safe.

Be.[/QUOTE]Anyone?? Someone??

[QUOTE=Bgbri11;2856001]Anyone?? Someone??[/QUOTE]Take note from someone that's visited her. Absolutely terrible. Upcharge for HE. Never stops talking. Terrible location in Albany.

[QUOTE=FloydMay22;2856056]Take note from someone that's visited her. Absolutely terrible. Upcharge for HE. Never stops talking. Terrible location in Albany.[/QUOTE]Ok, thanks! Is she the Grinches sister?

[QUOTE=Bgbri11;2856359]Ok, thanks! Is she the Grinches sister?[/QUOTE]She is not mean like the grinch but if you're into a bloody ear from the relentless talking go for it. LOL.

[QUOTE=FloydMay22;2856882]She is not mean like the grinch but if you're into a bloody ear from the relentless talking go for it. LOL.[/QUOTE]Lmao. Got your pm. Thanks!

[QUOTE=Bgbri11;2855644]I fist want to start off by saying that I tried doing research prior to posting as I think there was a review on here a while back on Jennifer at Harmony massage but I couldn't remember what it was so I apologize if this is a duplicate. Anyone give her a try? Rates are a bit high. Feel free to pm me any details or experiences with her, thanks all!

Be safe.

Be.[/QUOTE]85 to get in the door, ask for 60 more, said I can do myself after money exchange.

[URL]http://albany.backpage.com/BodyRubs/the-thinking-mans-masseuse/18053088[/URL]

Anyone responded to this BP ad? I must say as a thinking man, this has got me thinking. May TOFTT if not previously reviewed and if no one has any comments on her. No pic but I must say I'm intrigued.

[URL]http://albany.backpage.com/BodyRubs/kira-518-833-5337-well-reviewed-new-pics-avail-today-4am-9pm-calls-only-plz/17884826[/URL]

This seems to be preaching to the choir but in case a newbie comes along and doesn't read old posts, here is my review of Kira, who I went to based on numerous high praise reviews of her on here.

The pictures in the ad are her, she has a decent apartment on a fairly main road so parking is easy but there was a fair amount of traffic and when I left numerous people outside on the sidewalk so discretion is issue for a mid day session which mine was. $. 25 for hh full body rub. She does offer non body run services which I may have to take her up on sometime. Place had smell of smoke and clothes ended up picking up some of that so returning to work after was ok but would wear non work clothes over next time.

She was freshly showered, clean table and towels. Allowed me to rinse myself off and undress. She was only in a towel when I came in and quickly let that go. She has a very nice body, nice see looking chest and a great ass to squeeze. She did let my hands roam. Started with fk and she climbed up since I laid on table face up. Was hot and we were talking possibly non body rub services at that point and she was hot and treating me so well I will consider that next time. I ended up with a wonderful pre massage HJ and her rubbing her p on my p so very hot and I unloaded. Then she cleaned me off with hot towel and asked if I wanted to experience the massage part and of course I did. Flipped over and she went To work. We occasionally chatted here and there which was great, easy to talk to, but didn't overdo it like a prior experience of mine with a different provider (the grinch).

Learned about her prior AMP employment in the city and it showed, she was talented and gave a fantastic massage and allowed roaming on her thighs and ass (most I could accomplish face down). Again wonderful wonderful massage. Said she would have normally teased more but I already finished and I asked if we had a few minutes left she could tease me. She said sure. Not sure if we had reached hh or not but wasn't clock watching so that was a nice change too. Ended up doing same as before, HJ while straddling me and kissing me and I popped a second time.

Cleaned me up after with hot towel and even let me shower before going back to work (she had commented she would use less oil since returning to work so I wasn't too bad anyways). I showered and she had male scented shampoos in there so it was a perfect situation for mid day or before going home if someone was being discrete.

We chatted while I dressed and she cleaned the table and room so I knew she was thorough in that respect.

All in all definitely the best of my three experiences (Kira, Summer, sandpaper, the grinch; in that order). Twice as expensive as Summer who I also enjoyed but I popped twice so that was awesome. Not sure I could every time. She is also nude whereas summer had a baby doll on. Pros to going with both of them. But overall I repeat everything most have already said, she is a top notch provider and on this date was worth the price.

Will bounce between her and summer as my usuals for a bit. If you have any questions feel free to pm me. I'm already ready for my next massage just writing this review!

Thanks Kira!

[QUOTE=SeekAndPlay;2857965][URL]http://albany.backpage.com/BodyRubs/the-thinking-mans-masseuse/18053088[/URL]

Anyone responded to this BP ad? I must say as a thinking man, this has got me thinking. May TOFTT if not previously reviewed and if no one has any comments on her. No pic but I must say I'm intrigued.[/QUOTE]I know she has been around for yrs and as I recall, she first meets you in a public place first (dunkin donuts or bruggerrs. Ex) then you follow her to her incall, although I never did give her a try, I'm wondering myself what the experience is like.

[QUOTE=FlyingAlong;2857220]85 to get in the door, ask for 60 more, said I can do myself after money exchange.[/QUOTE]Well, curiosity got the best of me, in hopes things have changed over the months, NOPE. $85 at the door. Should have left my ears at the door. Massage was EHH. No HE. Was told that the next visit on I can be assured. We shall see.

Thanks to all who have responded with their input! Be safe and have fun!

Be.

Called ahead, requested private room, said I would be there in 10 minutes, said please save me a private room, I hate hearing what's going on in. Other booths. HE not she. Said, no problem save room. I arrived 9 minutes after my call, only to find that one room was "out of order" and the other room was in use. It has been a while since I had taken part in the hobby, so I really didn't want to turn and leave, opted for the spot closest to the front windows, furthest away, so no one would have to walk past us if someone else visited. H /65 I could use the rub down. 10 minutes in another customer takes the "booth" right next to us. He opted for 1/2 hour, so he was. Finished. Before me. It was the most uncomfortable situation ever. Very loud noises, negotiations were heard, moans, and awkward flirting. I could no longer come to attention. Upon the flip, she started on the taffy, I just stopped her said no. Very very disappointing. 10 tip cause the massage wasn't bad. Left very unhappy. The is not the first time I've been unhappy after leaving there. I will not return.

[QUOTE=SeekAndPlay;2858310][URL]http://albany.backpage.com/BodyRubs/kira-518-833-5337-well-reviewed-new-pics-avail-today-4am-9pm-calls-only-plz/17884826[/URL]

This seems to be preaching to the choir but in case a newbie comes along and doesn't read old posts, here is my review of Kira, who I went to based on numerous high praise reviews of her on here.

The pictures in the ad are her, she has a decent apartment on a fairly main road so parking is easy but there was a fair amount of traffic and when I left numerous people outside on the sidewalk so discretion is issue for a mid day session which mine was. $. 25 for hh full body rub. She does offer non body run services which I may have to take her up on sometime. Place had smell of smoke and clothes ended up picking up some of that so returning to work after was ok but would wear non work clothes over next time.

She was freshly showered, clean table and towels. Allowed me to rinse myself off and undress. She was only in a towel when I came in and quickly let that go. She has a very nice body, nice see looking chest and a great ass to squeeze. She did let my hands roam. Started with fk and she climbed up since I laid on table face up. Was hot and we were talking possibly non body rub services at that point and she was hot and treating me so well I will consider that next time. I ended up with a wonderful pre massage HJ and her rubbing her p on my p so very hot and I unloaded. Then she cleaned me off with hot towel and asked if I wanted to experience the massage part and of course I did. Flipped over and she went To work. We occasionally chatted here and there which was great, easy to talk to, but didn't overdo it like a prior experience of mine with a different provider (the grinch).

Learned about her prior AMP employment in the city and it showed, she was talented and gave a fantastic massage and allowed roaming on her thighs and ass (most I could accomplish face down). Again wonderful wonderful massage. Said she would have normally teased more but I already finished and I asked if we had a few minutes left she could tease me. She said sure. Not sure if we had reached hh or not but wasn't clock watching so that was a nice change too. Ended up doing same as before, HJ while straddling me and kissing me and I popped a second time.

Cleaned me up after with hot towel and even let me shower before going back to work (she had commented she would use less oil since returning to work so I wasn't too bad anyways). I showered and she had male scented shampoos in there so it was a perfect situation for mid day or before going home if someone was being discrete.

We chatted while I dressed and she cleaned the table and room so I knew she was thorough in that respect.

All in all definitely the best of my three experiences (Kira, Summer, sandpaper, the grinch; in that order). Twice as expensive as Summer who I also enjoyed but I popped twice so that was awesome. Not sure I could every time. She is also nude whereas summer had a baby doll on. Pros to going with both of them. But overall I repeat everything most have already said, she is a top notch provider and on this date was worth the price.

Will bounce between her and summer as my usuals for a bit. If you have any questions feel free to pm me. I'm already ready for my next massage just writing this review!

Thanks Kira![/QUOTE]I apologize for the smoke. Actually wasnt me but someone I had here before you called. Was little last min so was difficult to clear it out. I did yell at my friend soon as they lit it tho.

Thank you for great review. I look forward to seeing you again also. . . Because LOL.

[QUOTE=Bgbri11;2859140]I know she has been around for yrs and as I recall, she first meets you in a public place first (dunkin donuts or bruggerrs. Ex) then you follow her to her incall, although I never did give her a try, I'm wondering myself what the experience is like.[/QUOTE]** Hello There,

She is Very Good At What She Does. I saw her 3 times last year before I found Summer. I Have been seeing her since, Summer is definitely Amazing! But "The Thinking Mans Masseuse was Very Good.

She is a bit older but has a very nice body for her age. She is very sweet and relaxing. The massage is very good and very therapeutic as well.

I told her I wanted more Sensual than Therapeutic and she obliged graciously and gave me a Very Sensual Massage. Her hours are difficult for me, that was another reason I didn't see her allot.

I will definitely repeat and you should try her, you will not be sorry, depending on what your looking for. She does not offer a full menu at all. But gives an Awesome Sensual Body Rub!

Happy Exploring!

NiceGuy69.

[QUOTE=NiceGuy69;2859542]** Hello There,

She is Very Good At What She Does. I saw her 3 times last year before I found Summer. I Have been seeing her since, Summer is definitely Amazing! But "The Thinking Mans Masseuse was Very Good.

She is a bit older but has a very nice body for her age. She is very sweet and relaxing. The massage is very good and very therapeutic as well.

I told her I wanted more Sensual than Therapeutic and she obliged graciously and gave me a Very Sensual Massage. Her hours are difficult for me, that was another reason I didn't see her allot.

I will definitely repeat and you should try her, you will not be sorry, depending on what your looking for. She does not offer a full menu at all. But gives an Awesome Sensual Body Rub!

Happy Exploring!

NiceGuy69.[/QUOTE]Hi there. Getting tired of my old standby on Western ave. (amy) although I can finger and stuff my face in her crotch for 100.

Wondering what this one will allow? Naked? Otc? And also 1/2 or 1 hour fee?

Thanks.

[QUOTE=NiceGuy69;2859542]** Hello There,

She is Very Good At What She Does. I saw her 3 times last year before I found Summer. I Have been seeing her since, Summer is definitely Amazing! But "The Thinking Mans Masseuse was Very Good.

She is a bit older but has a very nice body for her age. She is very sweet and relaxing. The massage is very good and very therapeutic as well.

I told her I wanted more Sensual than Therapeutic and she obliged graciously and gave me a Very Sensual Massage. Her hours are difficult for me, that was another reason I didn't see her allot.

I will definitely repeat and you should try her, you will not be sorry, depending on what your looking for. She does not offer a full menu at all. But gives an Awesome Sensual Body Rub!

Happy Exploring!

NiceGuy69.[/QUOTE]Sent you one.

Thanks.

Went to the AMP in latham--the one behind the Chinese restaurant with a # 1 on the door. Knocked, nobody answered then noticed the window had no curtains and I could see right in. The place is gutted and gone.

I know there is a new one up the road on Rt 9--wonder if there is any relation between the two.

What a shame. This was my favorite spot for some fun. Always had a good time at this place.

Took a trip behind the yellow door in Schenectady today for a half hour trial. Got Amy. Standard girl for these places. Thin, 40's I think. She has a tattoo of a butterfly on her arm. Curtains and dividers. No doors. Nothing fancy. Seemed fine in terms of cleanliness and post massage clean up. Solid massage, pre flip teasing, and great non mechanical finish. Ventured in for a little UTC but didn't push it. 45/40. No haggling for a tip and she was happy with the 40. She didn't give me any gifts for my wife but I figured maybe I just won't tell her that I went. No harm, no foul!! Ha!

Are there any other places out there besides 1760 with a table shower?

I really love being soaped up and washed down.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Smerg;2860619]Are there any other places out there besides 1760 with a table shower?

I really love being soaped up and washed down.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]1234 has one but I don't recommend going there unless you enjoy arguing about $ halfway through a session. I've been there twice and will never go back.

There was a place in Schenectady on Broadway but they were strictly massage.

The only other place I know is Green Spa on Main St. In Bennington. It's been a year or two since I've been there but they provided a good massage and were always amenable.

I hope that helps.

There is a girl with glasses, Hsu Hsu maybe the name? Petitte looks young, was wearing a dress. Any one with something to report on her? Have also been going to the Western Ave place exclusively for awhile, and while its very good, was looking to branch out. Stopped in at 1760 just to look around a bit didn't have time to stay and this was the girl that answered the door. Looks promising but reviews are mixed on this place, and she sounds like might be the one that haggled according to report below, and hate that.

Any info much appreciated.

Hello All,

I just noticed that I listed the wrong Pricing for Summer in my older post.

She is:

$. 65 for 30 minutes.

$. 90 for 60 minutes.

Her New Location is AWESOME, very Private and Safe!!

You have to try her if you have not.

Treat Her Well Boys, She is a Keeper.

NiceGuy69.

[QUOTE=Smerg;2860619]Are there any other places out there besides 1760 with a table shower?

I really love being soaped up and washed down.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]You spa up the road has one. Used to be free but 5 $ more.

For a little variety so to speak, my friend tried out Osborn AMP. Had been there last summer and it was just Ok. Today was much better.

"Linda" is prob late 30's to 40. Not a spinner and be's. Very good massage although not much teasing before the flip. Was very satisfied walking out. He said it was. 65 + 50 tip. Worth it he says.

I saw her a few days ago. Met at a local coffee shop for screening. She walked in with a pair of mom jeans on and old fashion glasses from the eighties. All I could think of was Peppermint Patty's friend, was it Marcia? Went over ground rules and followed her back to her place. Her place is exactly where our once favorite Chloe use to live. She said Chloe was no longer doing massage. I really miss her.

Back to Marcia. We both stripped down to nothing. She gave a real nice sensual massage with a very good HE. Lot of teasing during massage. She allows you to touch but I pinched her ass and the skin stayed pinched so I'm guessing she was double my age which would be 50 ish. But decent body for her age.

Again, very plain looking, good massage, good HE. Her pricing is $. 30 for 1/2. $. 50 for. 45 and $. 50. For the hr. Would I repeat? Ehhhh. Not sure.

Thanks for the review of her that is very helpful. From that and another review seems a little pricey for ok attractiveness and the whole need to meet before and then go (just adds to the time you have to set aside). Good to know she lets you roam.

[QUOTE=FloydMay22;2864092]I saw her a few days ago. Met at a local coffee shop for screening. She walked in with a pair of mom jeans on and old fashion glasses from the eighties. All I could think of was Peppermint Patty's friend, was it Marcia? Went over ground rules and followed her back to her place. Her place is exactly where our once favorite Chloe use to live. She said Chloe was no longer doing massage. I really miss her.

Back to Marcia. We both stripped down to nothing. She gave a real nice sensual massage with a very good HE. Lot of teasing during massage. She allows you to touch but I pinched her ass and the skin stayed pinched so I'm guessing she was double my age which would be 50 ish. But decent body for her age.

Again, very plain looking, good massage, good HE. Her pricing is $. 30 for 1/2. $. 50 for. 45 and $. 50. For the hr. Would I repeat? Ehhhh. Not sure.[/QUOTE]

I ventured out to check out this place as well. Chilly initial reception as I called from down the street and was told "not busy" but was told "too busy" when I rang the bell not 2 minutes later. She said "15 minute" so I waited nearby and went back. Same woman at the door and no else around. Good hhr massage with plenty of teasing. She kept rubbing her legs into my hands so I tried some UTC and she did not pull away. Same damage as previously reported. Only detractor is waiting on the street until the door is answered. The convenience store next door was busy so the wait seemed forever as people came and went.

[QUOTE=Omg1220;2860614]Took a trip behind the yellow door in Schenectady today for a half hour trial. Got Amy. Standard girl for these places. Thin, 40's I think. She has a tattoo of a butterfly on her arm. Curtains and dividers. No doors. Nothing fancy. Seemed fine in terms of cleanliness and post massage clean up. Solid massage, pre flip teasing, and great non mechanical finish. Ventured in for a little UTC but didn't push it. 45/40. No haggling for a tip and she was happy with the 40. She didn't give me any gifts for my wife but I figured maybe I just won't tell her that I went. No harm, no foul!! Ha![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WillysWorld;2864603]I ventured out to check out this place as well. Chilly initial reception as I called from down the street and was told "not busy" but was told "too busy" when I rang the bell not 2 minutes later. She said "15 minute" so I waited nearby and went back. Same woman at the door and no else around. Good hhr massage with plenty of teasing. She kept rubbing her legs into my hands so I tried some UTC and she did not pull away. Same damage as previously reported. Only detractor is waiting on the street until the door is answered. The convenience store next door was busy so the wait seemed forever as people came and went.[/QUOTE]Was her name Melody? I had her for my first visit and was haggled for a tip, she wanted more than $40 for the standard ending rate.

When you guys are saying the rates like, $40, is that 140 or 40?

On the other site the $ implies 1. Ie: $$50 would be 250.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Bgbri11;2864608]Was her name Melody? I had her for my first visit and was haggled for a tip, she wanted more than $40 for the standard ending rate.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SnakePliskin1;2864801]When you guys are saying the rates like, $40, is that 140 or 40?

On the other site the $ implies 1. Ie: $$50 would be 250.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]My bad. I meant $40 for a tip.