Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Goofy89;7027226]Anybody been to mp on howard near California / dodge in evanston passed by the other day and front looks different.[/QUOTE]If you call the number or text, they will point you to Church and Dodge location.

I've seen a lot of positive press about Relax on the forums lately, so I made a visit to investigate late on a Friday morning. I was greeted at the door by Michelle, who is pretty cute. Maybe somewhere in the 30's, great body, pair of solid Bs, and a few tattoos (which I was surprised to see, but looked good). Her English is also pretty good, with only minor repetition need a few times, and always with a cheerful attitude. In the room, I pretended I'd been there before and requested the 45 minutes with table shower. A donation of $$ was requested, which I had ready thanks to the advanced intel of the fine folks here. Cash went into hand and the fun started immediately.

Michelle's dress hit the floor, and we headed back to the table shower. The room is tiny, but the table is pretty nice and very comfortable. After a light washing of my back, Michelle was very soon rubbing her T&A over me with some enthusiasm. It went on long enough that I started to get worried I might pop from the friction against the table. After a little extra scrubbing between the cheeks, she put her tongue to good use. On the flip, my little buddy had the pleasure of meeting her chest and mouth. Again, through sheer force of will, I kept my control until the shower ended--probably 10 minutes later, maybe slightly longer. Best table shower I've ever had, hands down.

After drying off, it was back to the room, and immediately on to finishing what had been started. Michelle climbed aboard, and there was more BBBJ and an offering of DATY. It was a real treat, but the action was less exciting than in the shower, and L'il Skeever wasn't ready to give up the game. An offering of L3 was presented, but I declined and promised to wrap things up (time-wise, that is). Good to my word, I delivered a CIM, and Michelle spent a few minutes cleaning things up. WHEW!

There was a little time left on the clock, so Michelle gave me a light massage for about 5 minutes before getting me ready to leave. I didn't even mind that it was maybe the worst massage I've ever had at an AMP. Like, elbows into spine levels of bad.

In closing, a very successful first visit, and Michelle was a pure delight. I'll rate her looks an 8, and her services and enthusiasm a 9. I will indeed be returning as my schedule allows, and I hope other MTs here are similarly talented.

Just curious are walk ins accepted or do I need to text / call to book an appointment?

[QUOTE=Goofy89;7040536]Just curious are walk ins accepted or do I need to text / call to book an appointment?[/QUOTE]Walk-ins are welcome, but there is no waiting area if there isn't a massage therapist immediately available. (My only visit was as a walk-in, and I overheard an exchange with another attempted walk-in.)

[QUOTE=OPIllini;6990251]Recently stopped by Mongolian Massage Lab on Dempster next to the Skokie Swift terminal. Got a 4-hand massage with Emma and Michelle.Theyre both older ladies; not ugly, but plain-looking.

I undressed completely like I usually do when I'm at an AMP, but when Emma entered the room (which was spacious and clean by the way), she gasped and walked right back out. Right there I knew it was a legit spot, so I sheepishly put back on my underwear, and Emma re-entered the room. I asked for strong massage (I really needed it), and Emma and Michelle delivered. But no extras, not even a hint. I thought about trying this place again, but after reading previous reports that indicate the AMPs on Dempster are no-play zones (unless they know you really well), I'll pass. Still, a great spot if you're in need of a good, legit massage.

The search for an AMP that has good to great massage from a good-looking masseuse along with a possibility of at least a L1 continues.[/QUOTE]It's definitely legit only, no extras. But a really good legit massage. You can be completely disrobed, but under the cover sheet.

[QUOTE=Goofy89;7040536]Just curious are walk ins accepted or do I need to text / call to book an appointment?[/QUOTE]You can walk in. Been there a few times. Michelle is Good. I think the last Girl I seen was Judy. She was as close to GFE as you can get.

[QUOTE=WhiteSox2005;7041142]You can walk in. Been there a few times. Michelle is Good. I think the last Girl I seen was Judy. She was as close to GFE as you can get.[/QUOTE]What was the damage if you don't mind me asking?

Made an appointment with Relax via text. I received a response from a different number informing they don't text from the number any longer. I though it was a little fishy. As I was walking there the area under the Howard el was abuzz with riff-raff and there were 2 cars of Chicago's finest parked on Howard. They weren't decoys. There was LEO in the cars. I got a little nervous and started wondering why they're using that different number.

Anyway. Forged ahead. I had an appointment with Judy. As stated from a poster from below. She; s about as close to GFE as your going to get. She's very fun, very playful and just a bunch of fun. It's worth dropping the. 2 for the service you get. She is not a clock watcher. But has a timed routine for sure. But it's cool. Be nice to her and she'll do the same.

[QUOTE=DeeDee86;7056694]Made an appointment with Relax via text. I received a response from a different number informing they don't text from the number any longer. I though it was a little fishy. As I was walking there the area under the Howard el was abuzz with riff-raff and there were 2 cars of Chicago's finest parked on Howard. They weren't decoys. There was LEO in the cars. I got a little nervous and started wondering why they're using that different number.

Anyway. Forged ahead. I had an appointment with Judy. As stated from a poster from below. She; s about as close to GFE as your going to get. She's very fun, very playful and just a bunch of fun. It's worth dropping the. 2 for the service you get. She is not a clock watcher. But has a timed routine for sure. But it's cool. Be nice to her and she'll do the same.[/QUOTE]Relax is technically in Evanston, not sure if CpD would be invilved or care esp as this seems to be a lowertieroperation.

What is the rate of a full flight with Juday?

Anyone knows where she nowadays. Looks like they opened a new store. Any Intel?

[QUOTE=Chita;7059524]Anyone knows where she nowadays. Looks like they opened a new store. Any Intel?[/QUOTE]Not much help but last I heard was she was working at ev spa in may but leaving at end of month.

[QUOTE=JasoDean;7058471]Relax is technically in Evanston, not sure if CpD would be invilved or care esp as this seems to be a lowertieroperation.

What is the rate of a full flight with Juday?[/QUOTE]2 up front.

Had an opportunity to cross one off the Dempster list and checked out Royal after calling ahead and confirming immediate availability. Mia greeted me, got me settled for 45 minutes. Asked for 45 minutes and paid with a benny for a $60 quote. No change which I'll get to later LOL. Didn't say (or was asked) if it was my first time but put out all normal vibes which resulted in a better than expected massage. On the flip was clear about L1 which is my game and she started with a really nice sensual pelvic massage that got me right and ready. Through finish and cleanup which is always a nice touch. Upon exiting Mia asked for more tip and I confirmed the no change from earlier. She asked for another 2 which I wasn't about to short. Will try again or will hit up Cozy something right nearby.

Anyone been to EV or Howard recently?

Went back to Relax, first time in I don't know 3-4 years, not since the days of Vivian. Anyway, as I pop my blue tic tak, and get ready to head over, CPD pulls up right in front. Office heads into store (beauty supply?) next door. I wait 5 min for them to return and head out. I know Relax is EV, not Chi, but did not want to be waiting for the bell no matter who the LE are.

Went in, Asked for Judy, and was not disapointed. SMs, feel free to PM me for deets if you want.

I will say that the serve here is much improved for Vivian, and I had a soft spot for her. Still miss her massage skills at any rate.

Does anyone know if the girls here are exclusive to Relax or do they rotate to other AMPs like some of the talen in Chinaltown does?

Some times a good L1 is just what you need, I always expect them to suddenly "forget" to give you the change, hence if the service is 60, I won't pop out a bengi and pray. Anyway, I was always under the impression Royal was a no fun zone. Might have to try it some day. Thanks.

[QUOTE=JohnnyD12;7071075]Had an opportunity to cross one off the Dempster list and checked out Royal after calling ahead and confirming immediate availability. Mia greeted me, got me settled for 45 minutes. Asked for 45 minutes and paid with a benny for a $60 quote. No change which I'll get to later LOL. Didn't say (or was asked) if it was my first time but put out all normal vibes which resulted in a better than expected massage. On the flip was clear about L1 which is my game and she started with a really nice sensual pelvic massage that got me right and ready. Through finish and cleanup which is always a nice touch. Upon exiting Mia asked for more tip and I confirmed the no change from earlier. She asked for another 2 which I wasn't about to short. Will try again or will hit up Cozy something right nearby.[/QUOTE]

Went to Relax yesterday morning, I saw Niko (I think) she heavily used a translator app. Table Shower was the best I've ever had, gave her $$ up front, dress came off and she joined me on the table. The whole experience was amazing but don't count on much of a massage.

Foot spa on Oakton and W massage on Dempster post posting similar ads and both respond with same text response that give Zero indication of non professional offerings. Both numbers both end similarly too. Smells of pork, but if anyone wants to be the first to check it out let us know how it goes.

Also Sunny on dempster is quick in and out $ old fashioned handy dandy.

Howard / Dodge closes with a sign telling us to take our business to Sherman spa.

At first it was ok / comparable.

Two out of the last three visits, they would only let me book 30 min when I requested 60 min, said they didn't have enough people working. The last visit they took money for 60 min visit, but ended it at 45 min.

For all three visits, the didn't even provide a mediocre level massage.

This area needs another massage spot!

Stay Safe,

CR.

[QUOTE=DMain84;7076520]Foot spa on Oakton and W massage on Dempster post posting similar ads and both respond with same text response that give Zero indication of non professional offerings. Both numbers both end similarly too. Smells of pork, but if anyone wants to be the first to check it out let us know how it goes.

Also Sunny on dempster is quick in and out $ old fashioned handy dandy.[/QUOTE]Can confirm W has at least L1 service available.

[QUOTE=JohnnyD12;7083332]Can confirm W has at least L1 service available.[/QUOTE]How she look?

Was in the area running some errands and decided to stop in. Met Sophia, nice petite Asian with a friendly attitude. English is not her 1st language but used translator to communicate so that helped. Her Massage was nice and slow and relaxing, just what I needed. I Left very happy at the end and enjoyed her sweet personality. I'll definitely be back again since she said she's here until the end of the month. Enjoy guys.

[QUOTE=Goofy89;7083632]How she look?[/QUOTE]It's been a bit since I was there but I remember a 30's little spinner who was bubbly and fun to be with. Can't recall a name.

Drove by the spa. It is a very rough area. Felt very unsafe. Drove away.

[QUOTE=SmileySam;7088932]Drove by the spa. It is a very rough area. Felt very unsafe. Drove away.[/QUOTE]Take the train next time, it's next to a very busy transit terminal and has tons of security nearby, great place to visit using CTA and completely safe from my experience.

[QUOTE=GoldKnight;7090368]Take the train next time, it's next to a very busy transit terminal and has tons of security nearby, great place to visit using CTA and completely safe from my experience.[/QUOTE]There were several groups of black men hanging out on Howard near the spa. Not sure it is for drug deals or what. Just letting folks know the type of area. You definitely don't want to park there.

[QUOTE=SmileySam;7090721]There were several groups of black men hanging out on Howard near the spa. Not sure it is for drug deals or what. Just letting folks know the type of area. You definitely don't want to park there.[/QUOTE]Those folks like to congregate on the corner but I've never been bothered by them, they're just hanging out. There's Park and rides along the Purple and Yellow lines that are about a 10 min train ride away from Relax or you can park at the nearby Jewel Osco and walk over if you don't want to take the train. I would definitely recommend it because they offer great service there with an all inclusive rate and some friendly and sexy masseuses.

[QUOTE=DeeDee86;7063692]2 up front.[/QUOTE]What do you mean "up front"? In my experience, being "kind" up front means you just get hit up again later / don't get much value. PM me if you like.

[QUOTE=GoldKnight;7090894]...you can park at the nearby Jewel Osco and walk over if you don't want to take the train. I would definitely recommend it because they offer great service there with an all inclusive rate and some friendly and sexy masseuses.[/QUOTE]GK has the right idea. The parking lot is safe and has high visibility. Do yourself a favor and give it another go.

Speaking of which, the last time I went, I drew either Emmy or Amy who was super short with natural Cs (with a slight belly and an unremarkable face). And when I say short, I mean painfully short. My neck and jaw got sore from trying to reciprocate during a blowie. Her table shower skills were weaker than average for Relax, but still a pretty good time overall.

[QUOTE=Skeever;7096489]GK has the right idea. The parking lot is safe and has high visibility. Do yourself a favor and give it another go.

Speaking of which, the last time I went, I drew either Emmy or Amy who was super short with natural Cs (with a slight belly and an unremarkable face). And when I say short, I mean painfully short. My neck and jaw got sore from trying to reciprocate during a blowie. Her table shower skills were weaker than average for Relax, but still a pretty good time overall.[/QUOTE]The parking lot is a fail safe. Walk directly to Howard. The north side -and act like you've been there but don't be cocky (look at your phone of something). The riff-raff don't hang out in front of the shop. Or. Take the el. It's busier, there is a cop presence more than not these days.

I agree that parking in the Jewell lot is the way to go.

I went last week and was not disappointed. I didn't get a name, but the lady was very short and had a small belly. Saw a more attractive option on my way out, will probably go back at some point.

Paid $$ up front, went back go the shower and got the B2 B treatment, she was very good. Good enough that I wound up blowing a load while she was sliding my johnson between her tits. She giggled a bit and we went back to the room. In the room she gave a decent massage, on the flip BBBJ for a bit, then the condom went on and did missionary for a while. After a bit of that, I took off the condom and asked for BBBJ again, and she started deep throating it until I went again. Not sure if MSOG is the norm here, but I appreciated it. Would definitely go again.

Anyone have a chance to check out the new spa, W Foot Spa, at 45 XX Oakton? I see they are advertising on STG, which doesn't mean much, and curious what the talent might be like.

I was passing through the area late one fine morning, and realized I needed to pick up a few things from the grocery store. And as long as I was in the parking lot, I figured I may as well stop by Relax, too.

I rang the bell and waited outside for what feel like an eternity (probably just under a minute in real time). It's a fairly busy street, so you definitely feel like a cockroach with a flashlight shined on him while you're out there. At least I fared better than some poor fellow who rang twice with no reply while I was on the table.

This was my third visit, and my third different therapist: Cici (Cece? I'd rank her in the middle between my previous care providers, Michelle (#1) and Emmy / Amy (#3), both in terms of looks and service. Medium height, natural small Bs, and a fairly large tat on her lower abdomen. I'm guessing somewhere in her 30's?

Upon reaching a room, Cece requested $50 for a massage with table shower, and I handed her two bills with a smile. She gave a very capable table shower with some nice body-to-body teasing. A little more time would've been nice, actually, as we were done a little quicker than expected. It was noticeable cold in the store after finishing the shower, and I had to drape a fresh towel over myself for warmth while Cici prepared arrangements.

I don't know if it was her comfort level or if my L'il Buddy looked at her wrong, but she administered a CBJ, even though the previous two therapists gave BBBJs. She had good technique, though, so I honestly can't complain too much. I particularly enjoyed a move that I'd compare to gently eating a cob of corn. She prepared to hop on board, but I prefer L2 and asked her to finish me that way, which she readily accommodated. Ceci cleaned things up then gave a brief, light teasing with her hands. I've come to expect minimal massage service here.

Long story short, Relax continues to be a winner and retains top ranking on my personal list.

[QUOTE=Skeever;7100702]I was passing through the area late one fine morning, and realized I needed to pick up a few things from the grocery store. And as long as I was in the parking lot, I figured I may as well stop by Relax, too.

I rang the bell and waited outside for what feel like an eternity (probably just under a minute in real time). It's a fairly busy street, so you definitely feel like a cockroach with a flashlight shined on him while you're out there. At least I fared better than some poor fellow who rang twice with no reply while I was on the table.

This was my third visit, and my third different therapist: Cici (Cece? I'd rank her in the middle between my previous care providers, Michelle (#1) and Emmy / Amy (#3), both in terms of looks and service. Medium height, natural small Bs, and a fairly large tat on her lower abdomen. I'm guessing somewhere in her 30's?

Upon reaching a room, Cece requested $50 for a massage with table shower, and I handed her two bills with a smile. She gave a very capable table shower with some nice body-to-body teasing. A little more time would've been nice, actually, as we were done a little quicker than expected. It was noticeable cold in the store after finishing the shower, and I had to drape a fresh towel over myself for warmth while Cici prepared arrangements.

I don't know if it was her comfort level or if my L'il Buddy looked at her wrong, but she administered a CBJ, even though the previous two therapists gave BBBJs. She had good technique, though, so I honestly can't complain too much. I particularly enjoyed a move that I'd compare to gently eating a cob of corn. She prepared to hop on board, but I prefer L2 and asked her to finish me that way, which she readily accommodated. Ceci cleaned things up then gave a brief, light teasing with her hands. I've come to expect minimal massage service here.

Long story short, Relax continues to be a winner and retains top ranking on my personal list.[/QUOTE]I've seen CiCi a few times. It's never been a let down. But yeah. Sometimes it's full on PSE. Other times. It's more - 'normal'. Could come down to just the sort of days he's having. Relax has been the best as of late in my opinion.

[QUOTE=DeeDee86;7101641]I've seen CiCi a few times. It's never been a let down. But yeah. Sometimes it's full on PSE. Other times. It's more - 'normal'. Could come down to just the sort of days he's having. Relax has been the best as of late in my opinion.[/QUOTE]I went to relax last week at 9 AM to see Loki, I Text her and she texted me right back saying she was in Chicago for the next four weeks so since I took my vitamin V I decided to go in and when CC answered the door, she was wearing only a concert T-shirt and nothing else I gave her $$ And had a great table, shower session and finished with daddy covered BJ and standing mish When we were done instead of a massage, she just laid on the table next to me and we spoon for the last 15 minutes, which was actually quite enjoyable. Will definitely repeat.

[QUOTE=Sully1234;7109584]I went to relax last week at 9 AM to see Loki, I Text her and she texted me right back saying she was in Chicago for the next four weeks so since I took my vitamin V I decided to go in and when CC answered the door, she was wearing only a concert T-shirt and nothing else I gave her $$ And had a great table, shower session and finished with daddy covered BJ and standing mish When we were done instead of a massage, she just laid on the table next to me and we spoon for the last 15 minutes, which was actually quite enjoyable. Will definitely repeat.[/QUOTE]F-ing spell check daddy should have been DATY I usually proof read my reports.

[QUOTE=Sully1234;7110304]F-ing spell check daddy should have been DATY I usually proof read my reports.[/QUOTE]Hahaha, I was reading your report I saw that a few days ago. Took me a second to figure out what you meant. "Finished with Daddy". Voice to text and autocorrect sometimes clash. I made a few like that too. There is a edit function if you're not on moderation. Of course I'm on moderation forever. But if you're a regular member and post there's a edit function at the very bottom it works for about 10 minutes or so. I've looked at some of my posts afterwards and, well I guess I can't change it. I'm a member of some forums that allow editing forever to posts but they are obviously not for this subject.

That's a great report though. Makes me want to drive down to Evanston. Thanks again.

I usually hit up Ev Spa, but the last couple months, reviews have seemed to show that relax had become the better option, so I decided to check it out. Rang the bell at about 7 pm on a Friday night. Someone opened the door, and hid behind it while I walked in, so I didn't see her until the door was closed behind me. She was definitely cute. Dark skinned latina (she later told me she was dominican, and that her name was Chris and she's new), I'd say late 20's, fit, natural Cs and a few tattoos. Very little English, so all communication was through my basic spanish skills.

We get to the room, and I hand her two bills and say I'd like the special. She laughs and looks confused, but then folds up the bills. I ask for a table shower (didn't seem that was assumed), and she said ok. She steps out for me to undress, then we head to the bathroom for the table shower. Based on previous reports, I hoped for some B2 B, but the dress stayed on and only her hands touched me. On the flip, she started to tease and touch. I'm a very quick trigger when I'm with someone new, so I told her to slow down. She stopped. At the end, I dry myself off and we head back to the room.

Starting face down, she dumps some oil on, and "massages" just long enough to spread the oil around. Maybe 4 minutes. She offers L1, I ask for L2, and she says ok and walks to the counter. I flip, she comes back with a cover (was hoping for no cover based on previous reports). She puts it on, and I start roaming. She pulls her top down, and the Cs were very nice. Again, being a quick trigger, the covered L2 lasts barely longer than when the cover went on. It's embarrassing, but what can you do? She hands me a paper towel to clean myself up, and asks if there's anything else. I ask for more massage. She looks at her phone and says there's only two minutes, so I say nevermind, and get up to get dressed. She walks me out and we say goodbye.

Entire time, no smiling, no enthusiasm, and I'd say maybe 25 minutes from entry to exit. Very underwhelming and did not feel like it was worth the price. Might repeat some other time in hopes of getting a different provider, or I may just avoid.

Based on the many positive reports, this is proof that there's always at least some YMMV.

I'd love to find somewhere nearby where 2 pops are a likelihood.

[QUOTE=HighHopes312;7131772]Entire time, no smiling, no enthusiasm, and I'd say maybe 25 minutes from entry to exit. Very underwhelming and did not feel like it was worth the price. Might repeat some other time in hopes of getting a different provider, or I may just avoid.[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear it was such an underwhelming time. That was very unlike the service I've received from 3 separate therapists, so I hope you try again with better results!

[QUOTE=HighHopes312;7131772]I usually hit up Ev Spa, but the last couple months, reviews have seemed to show that relax had become the better option, so I decided to check it out. Rang the bell at about 7 pm on a Friday night. Someone opened the door, and hid behind it while I walked in, so I didn't see her until the door was closed behind me. She was definitely cute. Dark skinned latina (she later told me she was dominican, and that her name was Chris and she's new), I'd say late 20's, fit, natural Cs and a few tattoos. Very little English, so all communication was through my basic spanish skills.

We get to the room, and I hand her two bills and say I'd like the special. She laughs and looks confused, but then folds up the bills. I ask for a table shower (didn't seem that was assumed), and she said ok. She steps out for me to undress, then we head to the bathroom for the table shower. Based on previous reports, I hoped for some B2 B, but the dress stayed on and only her hands touched me. On the flip, she started to tease and touch. I'm a very quick trigger when I'm with someone new, so I told her to slow down. She stopped. At the end, I dry myself off and we head back to the room.

Starting face down, she dumps some oil on, and "massages" just long enough to spread the oil around. Maybe 4 minutes. She offers L1, I ask for L2, and she says ok and walks to the counter. I flip, she comes back with a cover (was hoping for no cover based on previous reports). She puts it on, and I start roaming. She pulls her top down, and the Cs were very nice..[/QUOTE]Couple of things I don't understand here. I assumed you were getting an hour after you laid down two bills. I also assumed you were going for FS. Then it was only 25 minutes? On top of that the balance of the two bills was for CBJ?

So if you got the half hour rate, then you must have paid A minimum of $145 for a quick CBJ. Yes, no wonder you were underwhelmed, I think I'd be asking for some money back. I've had to do that when things didn't turn out like I asked. You know the old play dumb -"I didn't understand" trick.

I agree that the language barrier could have had something to do with it. I find Google translate to be very accurate. I've used it with Spanish speakers with excellent results.

In the case of Chinese providers It is much more accurate than WeChat translator.