Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=DuckHed;2171456]Do you dare to trust a fat middle aged ugly woman with your balls in one hand and a razor blades in the other?[/QUOTE]Its actually a pretty hot AA chick. Has a table and does some over priced "scrub" and then tries to wax all your "areas" I went ahead and went for the whole deal and spent about 4 hours in there. I was pretty hairless when I left. 400 lighter, and got a pretty mechanical HJ. Waaay over priced.

400 bucks for a wax and a HJ? That seems like money well spent. Let's just say hypothetically that she spent 10 min on the HJ, and 3 + hrs on the waxing. Exactly what kind of forest did you walk in there with?

[QUOTE=SpiderMan;2173815]400 bucks for a wax and a HJ? That seems like money well spent. Let's just say hypothetically that she spent 10 min on the HJ, and 3 + hrs on the waxing. Exactly what kind of forest did you walk in there with?[/QUOTE]Yeah that's the thing. I'm about as hairy as a 9 year old.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/oo-oo-professional-asian-bodywork-grand-opening-oo-o-27/10299120[/URL]

Going to swing by later will report back.

[QUOTE=Vedorn;2180988][URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/oo-oo-professional-asian-bodywork-grand-opening-oo-o-27/10299120[/URL]

Going to swing by later will report back.[/QUOTE]I passed by & saw the new sign today.

[QUOTE=Tvolt;2181814]I passed by & saw the new sign today.[/QUOTE]Isn't that the old Bali spa? Are they operating like the newer places in the area that don't offer extras?

No, it will operate like any other mp that's been in that building. I would only go if you've never had your picture in the paper though, LOL!

[QUOTE=BhmGuy;2182417]Isn't that the old Bali spa? Are they operating like the newer places in the area that don't offer extras?[/QUOTE]Yep its the old Bali. & Spider man is right its a risky venture.

I got a chance to swing by the new AMP that opened up in the Bali building, and I was severely dissapointed. As soon as you walk in there are 2 tables just set up in the front. Odd I thought but not out side the norm they're just opening up, I thought. I get put in a room seems clean enough and then my masseuse walks in. I'd give her a 5 and that's being nice. She promptly tells my. 80 for the session which threw me back a second, but what she did next made me walk right out and not even think twice. She copped an attitude and in a really angry tone told me if that was too much I could go some where else. The money was not an issue with me, but that attitude she gave me did not make me want spend it there. I'd rather just go home. I could understand if a 10 is pissed by a little hesitation over the price but a 5 is unacceptable!

Well I had a better experience when I checked the new place last week. I was put off by the $80 charge too but didn't protest. I never could catch the girls name but I got a great massage, decent table shower and had a good time. She was definitely easy on the eyes too. Definitely more like the old Bali girls than VIP girls!

I'll have to take another run next time I get back over that way.

[QUOTE=SpiderMan;2182708]No, it will operate like any other mp that's been in that building. I would only go if you've never had your picture in the paper though, LOL![/QUOTE]Anyone risk going to any AMP at this point may get the free pic and handed a stupidity tax to boot. Seems like the State of Alabama has a serious hard on for the places.

[QUOTE=EricShunn;2189555]Anyone risk going to any AMP at this point may get the free pic and handed a stupidity tax to boot. Seems like the State of Alabama has a serious hard on for the places.[/QUOTE]That's because it doesn't require actual police work to bust a spa. Just kick in the door and start arresting people.

Still just Pam at HT, as far as anyone knows?

[URL]http://bham.craigslist.org/thp/4623209056.html[/URL]

Is it worth it?

[QUOTE=SumDingWong;2193706][URL]http://bham.craigslist.org/thp/4623209056.html[/URL]

Is it worth it?[/QUOTE]A nice lady and a good massage be nice to her.

Outcall only?

[QUOTE=TiderInsider1;2194024]A nice lady and a good massage be nice to her.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TiderInsider1;2194024]A nice lady and a good massage be nice to her.[/QUOTE]Thanks TiderInsider1.

Saw this post today. Thinking about a short road trip. Alls I can say right now is Roll Tide.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-open-asian-best-massage-and-relaxation/10366191[/URL]

[QUOTE=SumDingWong;2194500]Saw this post today. Thinking about a short road trip. Alls I can say right now is Roll Tide.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-open-asian-best-massage-and-relaxation/10366191[/URL][/QUOTE]Be interesting to see if "extras" are offered. If so it won't last. Tuscaloosa will shut down quickly.

Number comes to a younger chick too. 256-281-8539 [URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/come-let-me-work-my-magic-on-you-44/10412746[/URL].

She was part of the crew that was mentioned in the BP report yesterday. Price was ridiculous especially for someone that looks like a granny. She reminds me of that Violet lady that has the weird ad description.

What I was thinking but wasn't sure.

[QUOTE=SpiderMan;2204276]She was part of the crew that was mentioned in the BP report yesterday. Price was ridiculous especially for someone that looks like a granny. She reminds me of that Violet lady that has the weird ad description.[/QUOTE]

I have met her socially. She is actually quite attractive. Not everybody's cup of tea thou as you say. Personally, my experience with older providers has been quite good.

The Hsv girls are legitimate BTW. Fairly new to the indy game. Feeling their way for the most part. Maybe not ready for prime time yet, but they seem to be trying.

[QUOTE=SpiderMan;2204276]She was part of the crew that was mentioned in the BP report yesterday. Price was ridiculous especially for someone that looks like a granny. She reminds me of that Violet lady that has the weird ad description.[/QUOTE]

Anyone see this ad? Wonder if it's another AMP or what, doubt it'd survive in Homewood. [URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage-girls-needed-4the-homewood-area-1300-2000-weekly-25/10456368[/URL].

[QUOTE=TideLover;2213134]Anyone see this ad? Wonder if it's another AMP or what, doubt it'd survive in Homewood. [URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage-girls-needed-4the-homewood-area-1300-2000-weekly-25/10456368[/URL].[/QUOTE]I saw that. Recruiting is best done UTR, and I wouldn't expect something that public to last long. Inviting too many eyes too early.

He said around first of October. He's planning on hiring different types of women, and from what he told me, he seems to be planning to offer extras. If he does set up in Homewood, he's really taking a chance; I once knew an indy escort who was being leaned on by 2 Homewood cops to roll over on a friend of hers. Her lawyer wrote a letter to complain about it; the next day, she gets another visit by the 2 cops, and the first thing they asked was "Why did you call a lawyer?

Well, when he suggests what they can make in a week, I hope they offer extras. I wouldn't suggest going. The whole thing is an open invitation to get busted.

I know this girl that's trying to earn some money so that she can get a house. She's utr and doing fbsm. If you're interested and someone I know or trust, I share.

I'm willing to bet he is the same dumbass who was with those fat girls in Hoover apartment!!

[QUOTE=Jaymack;2213356]He said around first of October. He's planning on hiring different types of women, and from what he told me, he seems to be planning to offer extras. If he does set up in Homewood, he's really taking a chance; I once knew an indy escort who was being leaned on by 2 Homewood cops to roll over on a friend of hers. Her lawyer wrote a letter to complain about it; the next day, she gets another visit by the 2 cops, and the first thing they asked was "Why did you call a lawyer?[/QUOTE]

Went there earlier this week. Lobby is pretty much empty go up to the door and ring the bell. 80 for entrance fee everything else seemed opened for discussion and pretty much as the same as before. Saw June, overall experience I would say would be an 8/10. Good personality.

Medical Mal.

One of those Hoover apt. Girls actually told me no sex but giving hjs was all legal. Sounded like she climbed up the Stupid and kicked away the ladder.

[QUOTE=DuckHed;2214200]I'm willing to bet he is the same dumbass who was with those fat girls in Hoover apartment!![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SumDingWong;2194500]Saw this post today. Thinking about a short road trip. Alls I can say right now is Roll Tide.

[URL]http://birmingham.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-open-asian-best-massage-and-relaxation/10366191[/URL][/QUOTE]Anything offering "take your stress away" on Highway 69 has to be a good joint.

[QUOTE=DuckHed;2214200]I'm willing to bet he is the same dumbass who was with those fat girls in Hoover apartment!![/QUOTE]LOL. I was thinking exactly the same thing. Those girls were about dumb as mud. Heard the same BS about they cannot get naked with a client unless its in the shower, then its OK. LOL. That guy had a true gift for finding them dumb. The Aussie girl actually had some potential.

[QUOTE=SumDingWong;2216252]One of those Hoover apt. Girls actually told me no sex but giving hjs was all legal. Sounded like she climbed up the Stupid and kicked away the ladder.[/QUOTE]Told me the same thing when I warned her about their public ads. She said "hand relief for pay isn't illegal". I told her to go back to law school, because she had obviously missed something in class. They were the worst massages I've ever had anyway.

You should've told her to call any AMP and have them give their thoughts on a "massage with HJ not being illegal. " In all ho testy I don't see how everyone who advertises doesn't get busted. It certainly wouldn't be that hard to do.

[QUOTE=SpiderMan;2223351]You should've told her to call any AMP and have them give their thoughts on a "massage with HJ not being illegal. " In all ho testy I don't see how everyone who advertises doesn't get busted. It certainly wouldn't be that hard to do.[/QUOTE]Spidey, she had my attention because she emailed a sexy pic supposedly of herself. We went back and forth in email several times. I was careful not to ask or say anything sexual. Most providers are careful not to discuss details especially in email for obvious reasons. But I thought it was funny how she said no sex in the email and then quoted me a reg massage price and the happy ending extra price. That's when I said well you shouldn't be emailing me back saying no sex but HJ that's okay cause you get busted. That's when she started justifying it and arguing with me about how it's not the same as sex and that her cop buddy confirmed that it was okay. Weird, really weird. For all I know it could have been some cop trying to set me up. It just screamed to me stay the h3 ll away and I did. Birmingham is so fucked up.

[QUOTE=SpiderMan;2223351]You should've told her to call any AMP and have them give their thoughts on a "massage with HJ not being illegal. " In all ho testy I don't see how everyone who advertises doesn't get busted. It certainly wouldn't be that hard to do.[/QUOTE]Then there's the dummies, on both sides of the transaction, that think if you ask a cop that they have to tell you they are LEO.

[QUOTE=Bully;2224501]Then there's the dummies, on both sides of the transaction, that think if you ask a cop that they have to tell you they are LEO.[/QUOTE]That one is the best. LOL. There are girls in Montgomery who say in the ad you have to prove you are not LE. How in the hell do you do that? I guess saying it is enough for them. Until they get popped.

Anyone try it?

[URL]http://www.bodyrub.info/categories/Birmingham-AL-body-rub-massage[/URL]

[QUOTE=SumDingWong;2226602]Anyone try it?

[URL]http://www.bodyrub.info/categories/Birmingham-AL-body-rub-massage[/URL][/QUOTE]Sounds too fishy.

I'll be it's a scam to lure suckers who would fall for that kind of be. S.

Internet is full of scammers. Be careful!