Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Just Ken]They were closed up last week after a visit from LEO.

Seems the providers were not licensed.[/QUOTE]Imagine that! How can these gals not be licensed, lol.

PC out

How about my favorite place Aroma Therapy in Sterling? Still there?

[QUOTE=Benefactor9]Both Lilly's Therapy and MIO were visited and closed last week.[/QUOTE]

Appears LEO is cracking down in time for the election. I took a chance and hit my local favorite again anyway.

June provided the same top notch service as before.

The ajima seemed a little concerned over the closings and asked my to bring her a printout of the forum since her computer has been down for a while. Guess she hadn't read the rather indiscreet posting by another monger recently. Lets all be very careful out there, and please, please please take care of the ladies.

AT is still open.

[QUOTE=MassLover]How about my favorite place Aroma Therapy in Sterling? Still there?[/QUOTE]

Anyone know any causian females that give a good massage in the Charlotte area?

If so, please PM me.

Thanks

Waiting for the names of the Johns busted to be published in the paper.

Be careful!

[QUOTE=Benefactor9]Both Lilly's Therapy and MIO were visited and closed last week.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Hondo17]Anyone know any causian females that give a good massage in the [b][Color=Red]Charlotte[/Color][/b] area?

If so, please PM me.

Thanks[/QUOTE]In the [b][u][i]Charlotte[/i][/u][/b] area? This is the Virginia (Northern Virginia) forum, not the North Carolina forum. Or, are you enquiring about the Charlotte[u]sville[/u] area? If so, this is still the [Color=DarkRed][b]Northern Virginia[/b][/Color] board. You need to look in the [Color=DarkRed][b]VA- Other Areas[/b][/Color] board, and read/post there. Happy hunting and good luck.

R::R

[QUOTE=Hondo17]Anyone know any causian females that give a good massage in the Charlotte area?

If so, please PM me.

Thanks[/QUOTE]SPA74, it is on Indenpendence Ave, however there are some good ones a little closer.

The night was damp and wet - the AMP was warm and friendly.

The provider - younger than many --- Good TS, Excellent (truly) relaxing massage. Worth the standard house fee. Average at the end -- but a great massage. THe massage was worth the full standard tip -- so, no true complaint about the average finish.

I've seen her before - may again -- but there are good alternatives with more smiles and above average dreams.

Always be nice to the ladies

PA

Sorry it has been a while, I have been out of town. Guess I missed all the fun, what happened while I was gone? All of the old haunts are closed down, so I was off to visit my favorite Mom. She welcomed me back with open arms. I drew Yong, 30, or so she said. Very nice massage, it felt great then some hot towels and more massage. On the flip she continued the massage and finished off with a nice hand shake. Ample roaming was allowed and the dues remained the same. Have a great and safe time out there, if anyone is interested in exchanging data let me know.

CS

Have been an aficionado of AMPs for many, many years. Just found this site. Where have you been my whole life?

Have been seeing one girl (Lisa) at OTC for a while (I was a long time patient of Jay's at SWC before it changed to OTC).

Had a hankering for for something new, so after reading this forum, went to CTM and asked for Sara (although the slender little thing who checked me in (is she the Mamasan? ) would have been nice to try out).

Sara was exactly as physically described in this forum. The TS was, without question, the best I have ever received. On the face down side, lots of special attention where it mattered. On the flip side, at least one hand was in constant contact (often both hands worked together). TS was at 10 minutes of non-stop attention where it counts. I almost had my NOVA finish right up front.

In the room, asked for it "soft. " Sara started right where and how I like it. Roaming was A-OK (lots of stroking, but no penetration). One touch to the girls and out they came. After lots of this, went to the flip side. Got to pay homage to the girls and had some nice DATY. Excellent NOVA finish. Will be returning.

[QUOTE=Amp Forever]Excellent NOV finish.[/QUOTE]

Being a first-time poster, your posting was not bad. In time, your postings will improve. One of which, is your use of the abbrevation, "NOV." Nobody here knows what that means. You should learn to use only abbrevations standardized by the forum moderators by clicking on either the "Abbreviations" link on the menu bar above, or if you can't find it, here's the link ([url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=1897)[/url].

Peace...

[QUOTE=Sleeping Bag]Being a first-time poster, your posting was not bad. In time, your postings will improve. One of which, is your use of the abbrevation, "NOV." Nobody here knows what that means. You should learn to use only abbrevations standardized by the forum moderators by clicking on either the "Abbreviations" link on the menu bar above, or if you can't find it, here's the link ([url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=1897)[/url].

Peace...[/QUOTE]I'm guessing it's just a typo for std "NOVA" finish.

[QUOTE=Sleeping Bag]Being a first-time poster, your posting was not bad. In time, your postings will improve. One of which, is your use of the abbrevation, "NOV." Nobody here knows what that means. You should learn to use only abbrevations standardized by the forum moderators by clicking on either the "Abbreviations" link on the menu bar above, or if you can't find it, here's the link ([url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=1897)[/url].

Peace...[/QUOTE]Sorry "NOV" was a typo for "NOVA."

Sorry, "NOV" was a typo for "NOVA."

I got an excellent table shower.I love it when they use their hands instead of a loofa.8-) Massage was long and relaxing.Just the think after a week of raking leaves. Usual finish.

After just one visit to this mixing bowl establishment, I am smitten. I have scanned the forum as much as I can to find out more. But, alas, given the frequency with which AMP girls seem to come and go, I'm not sure at the current crop. Any assistance would be greatly appreciated. PM if the details are too specific.

Thanks all

Sorry guys,

Once a week visits to NOVA for me.

From RIC can I be able to get some AMP info.

Anything would be appreciated.

Although I worked part of the day, I did get to enjoy the holiday. Went to one of my favorite places.- as always a great visit. A much enjoyed TS. And a light touch massage today that lasted the entire hour and included dreams of previously uncharted pleasurable locations. Everyone was happy by the end.

Enjoyment with discretion is still possible in NoVA.

Always be nice to the ladies

PA

Women who opened the door was a bit older with a rack like a couple of airbags. Therapy provider was younger (late 30's? ), plain face, natural B's, cute butt, a little tummy. Later saw that provider was almost completely deforested. Italian technique (Roman hands) was met with repeated insincere statements of "only massage" but attempts were not stopped either high or low, even when outfit dropped below her knees. Seems that kissing, hugs and Russian were available.

Paid for 1/2 hour which I will not do again, I like more actual physical therapy, so an hour next time, wherever I go.

Would I go again? Probably not, but I am pretty neutral about the whole experience. I have had a better time with less access at other places.

My condition was improved after the therapy, but, it was NOT covered by insurance and I can't submit the bill to my flex account. DAMN!

I was very tense and decided to relieve my tension with a nice massage. I wanted to try somewhere new so after checking the forums I decided to check out AT in Sterling. When I arrived I was told they were busy. So I hoped back on 28 and headed towards Best since I hadn't been in a little. New talent by the name of Gina greeted me at the door. I would say she is a early forties, attractive woman with nice C breasts. Unfortunately her ass looked like it was hit by a shovel. Real flat. While being walked back one of the ladies made a mistake and pulled her customer out of his room without looking first. I am not a nervous type, but in case he was I just looked straight ahead down the hallway. TS was nice and longer than usual. No complaints here. Followed by a nice massage. I could tell she was a little nervous not knowing me, so the massage went long. She was trying to feel me out so to speak. Started with a nice HJ. I almost wanted to tell her to be more careful. She didn't even do the "accidental" brush of her hand to see my reaction. Just grabbed the oil and went to town. I gestured to see the ladies. She motioned that she couldn't because she had oil all over her hands. No problem I said I got it. Began to play with the ladies. Nice size and nice asian nips. The finish was incredible. Major volcanic eruption. I think it was a combo of her nice HJ style and the fact that I was hella stressed. It was almost a double eruption. Really powerful and hit the spot. Later.

I am new to this. Saw Tiffany's ad in CL. Called her and she said she was a BBW and promised massage and manual release for $1.2. She does incall in Herndon.

She looked more manly than BBW. Well, I went through with it. For an extra $.2 she did a very nice CBJ.

Well, I was looking for a GFE and a better looking woman. I will have to research this forum more before I venture out again.

Although the MMS is "on vacation" -- this NoVA Amp is still a friendly place.

Met a new therapist (her third day) -- and enjoyed a massage. Very conversational (chatty) - very interested in the area.

Will likely ask for Yumi again next visit -- she is unusally tall and unusually attractive.

Always be nice to the ladies

PA

Finally went back to Spa World for the long awaited oil massage. Kim was off, but the receptionist took me right away. Han looks early 30s but as you know could be older, still very attractive.

She asked if I wanted soft or deep. Soft sounded enticing, but opted for medium then soft. What followed was a most thorough medium to hard massage I've ever had. Never really got to the soft though, so on the flip proceeded with more work on my muscles with only the most casual brushing of my more sensitive spots. She said something at the end about better next time (seems I've heard that a lot), and that the price would be coming down to get more business.

Price is a bit high considering you have to pay to get in. The massage was $ and left the standard .2 tip for the level of service received. Entrance was .25 thanks to the coupon from last time.

This place is ideal for some seriously lounging, good soak (with oddly stimulating jets), steam, range of saunas. Very family oriented place except for the mens sleeping and smoking rooms upstairs. It's open 24hrs and you stay as long as you like, so if I were coming through town, it would make a great alternative to a hotel.

I'll probably repeat, but not until the price comes down.

Have to agree it's a great place to relax but after twenty-four hours they hit you again for another fee I was there for 2 1/2 days with a couple ladies. When they get off work they love to go down there and just relax.




[QUOTE=Bumble]Finally went back to Spa World for the long awaited oil massage. Kim was off, but the receptionist took me right away. Han looks early 30s but as you know could be older, still very attractive.

She asked if I wanted soft or deep. Soft sounded enticing, but opted for medium then soft. What followed was a most thorough medium to hard massage I've ever had. Never really got to the soft though, so on the flip proceeded with more work on my muscles with only the most casual brushing of my more sensitive spots. She said something at the end about better next time (seems I've heard that a lot), and that the price would be coming down to get more business.

Price is a bit high considering you have to pay to get in. The massage was $ and left the standard .2 tip for the level of service received. Entrance was .25 thanks to the coupon from last time.

This place is ideal for some seriously lounging, good soak (with oddly stimulating jets), steam, range of saunas. Very family oriented place except for the mens sleeping and smoking rooms upstairs. It's open 24hrs and you stay as long as you like, so if I were coming through town, it would make a great alternative to a hotel.

I'll probably repeat, but not until the price comes down.[/QUOTE]

I found a website that explains VAs laws.Clck da link

[url]http://www.srislawyer.com/PracticeAreas/CRIMINALLAWYERPROSTITUTIONSOLICITATION.asp[/url]

Greetings all, I usually post on the Baltimore, Jessup, or even DC AMP boards, but I have found an excellent NOVA Spa. NSP is just off of 395, easy to get to and park, and is very clean and fresh.

Over the past several months I have been there four times, with the first one mediocre (she is gone) and the last three outstanding. I go at lunch time, and I have enjoyed sensual showers, good massages, and excellent value added services.

To me, the trick is always to act like a gentleman, and tip appropriately for the servces given. If all your spas are like this one, you all have a good thing going.

I have put it on my rotation.

Have been to Spa World a number of times. With my significant other. It is a very family friendly, professionally therapeutic spa experience. I would not put it in the AMP category at all. The $35 fee ($25 with coupon) gets you access to the bade pools (men & women separate. Nude bathing) and poultice (saunas) rooms (Clothed and mixed). It also has a juice bar and restaurant. The massage services are extra (I have not checked it out, but would be shocked if anything extra e. G. NOVA happy ending, was available). If anyone's experience has been different, please let me know.

Thanks

Any updates on Rainbow? I haven't seen anything in the long time. Do they Offer FS? Any name recommendations?

[QUOTE=Hofi35]Any updates on Rainbow? I haven't seen anything in the long time. Do they Offer FS? Any name recommendations?[/QUOTE]Nobody in NOVA offers FS and if they do the therapist is going maverick and will be fired if the owner finds out. If you want FS at an AMP go to DC or PWC. I don't know if you are a cop but don't ask dumb questions.

Spa World is not a place for happy ending, just great place to relax. Many ladies from our favorite places go there as well, but again, just to relax. I've been there many times, had men and/or women to work on me.

[QUOTE=Amp Forever]Have been to Spa World a number of times. With my significant other. It is a very family friendly, professionally therapeutic spa experience. I would not put it in the AMP category at all. The $35 fee ($25 with coupon) gets you access to the bade pools (men & women separate. Nude bathing) and poultice (saunas) rooms (Clothed and mixed). It also has a juice bar and restaurant. The massage services are extra (I have not checked it out, but would be shocked if anything extra e. G. NOVA happy ending, was available). If anyone's experience has been different, please let me know.

Thanks[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Hofi35]Any updates on Rainbow? I haven't seen anything in the long time. Do they Offer FS? Any name recommendations?[/QUOTE][Color=DarkRed]Hofi, amigo, that's a foolish question to ask, in the clear, these days. But, to answer your question, it's like Bradley said: There are [b]NO[/b] NoVa AMPs that provide FS or anything else aside from a good massage and a happy ending. And, there probably [u]won't[/u] be any springing up that [u]will[/u] offer anything beyond that until after the Inauguration. Afterward, who can say? My guess is yes, but only [b]very[/b] discreetly. DC is your best bet.

R::R[/Color]

Can someone PM with the address of this place.

Yeah, I guess it was stupid question to ask, sorry. I go to DC, even though many places got shut down a while ago. There is place on Pensylvania, orange spa, very pleasant, very convenient. Here in NOVA, I usualy go to one place in tyson's, but last week I've decided to try another one, in Springfield. First time had lady name Pepsi, second time don't know the name, bit chubby for my taste. Both times received FS. My question was if anyone has any updates on Rainbow, or any other place in the near neighborhood. Haven't seen any reports in the long time. Any name recommendations.

[QUOTE=Hofi35]Yeah, I guess it was stupid question to ask, sorry. I go to DC, even though many places got shut down a while ago. There is place on Pensylvania, orange spa, very pleasant, very convenient. Here in NOVA, I usualy go to one place in tyson's, but last week I've decided to try another one, in Springfield. First time had lady name Pepsi, second time don't know the name, bit chubby for my taste. Both times received FS. My question was if anyone has any updates on Rainbow, or any other place in the near neighborhood. Haven't seen any reports in the long time. Any name recommendations.[/QUOTE]Most of times MPs in NOVA offer service up to HE. But, there are always exceptions to the rule. Some NOVA Korean MPs do offer FS if they believe they can almost confidently discount the possibility of you being a LE.

I have been offered FS in Rainbow, Aroma Therapy, Ivy, Universal Therapy, et al.

I mentioned the names here because what is going on inside any MP is an open secret. LEs know well. They stop patrons and question them. I saw it once personally.

In Rainbow, I was a bit pissed off last time because the lady blocked the exit, kept asking for more donations after giving her 80 roses for door entry and another 100 for entering her.

If you are like me, a white man speaks English with European accent. Their greed could overcome fear quickly as they believe no police department would hire an European to discover pleasure-related business offers, which, a bit strangely, is a crime here, but, after all, a petite one.

I learnt my "advantage" from what a provider told me after finishing FS at Aroma Therapy last year. Most of the providers I have met could hardly speak any English. But, she was good enough to have a short and pleasant conversation.

I asked her why she did not think I was a LE. She mentioned my accent. Then, she went on about how they identify a potential "LE bastard" as she put it.

She used the word "bastard" as she was quite angry about the fact that offering a pleasure service here is a crime. She needs the money to support her family. This is the only skill she has or job willing to do.

She said they are suspicious if you appear to be relatively young, short hair, solid muscle, speaking without any accent, and asking strange questions, i.e. all the trademarks of a LE.

They are most alert if you always look at her or anyone in a peculiar way, as if she is a criminal at large.

Let me give one more example of what she means by "a peculiar way".

It is the same way the traffic cop who looked at you when he stopped you driving and crossing a red light after your midnight visit to a massage parlor and now in a rush to go home.

You boldly decided to ignore the traffic signal because your wife couldn't locate you for the entire hour while you were naked with your provider on a small table which could hardly hold yourself, not to mention both of you.

Your dear wife had called you "1001" times, and your cell phone was full of her messages demanding a "serious talk" or "see you tomorrow in divorce attorney's office".

After listening to her messages, all you could see was her red eyes, not red lights.

Can you remember how the "bastard" looked at you when you flew through the red light, in you car, not personal jet, of course?

Yes! you said.

OK, then please don't look at your lady provider that way.

So, getting a FS at right MPs really boils down to an intelligent art of how to help your provider convince you are not a LE and tip her balance from fear to greed!

The description given by ML of what the ladies think is a "LE Bastard" is also a pretty accurate description of a large number of GIs. It is sad that our brave young service men (and women), who put there lives on the line for freedom and democracy, should find it so hard to get service back home because they also fit the description of Uncle LEO. Instead they should be offered a military discount or special service.

This index covers reports of Nova AMPS as found here on the board from July 2008 to September 2008.

Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.

Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of report - reviewers handle (*)

* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.

Previous Update - 7/19/08 - Wayward One (Apr to Jun 2008)


Unknown location
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??? - 9/27/08 - Asnaficiando (+)
??? - 9/19/08 - Bumble (+)
Roxie - 9/17/08 - Pilot Aviator (+)
- 9/6/08 - Fuk U Good (+)
??? - 9/3/08 - Passing Thru (+)
Penny - 8/22/08 - Nova Player (na)
7 corners - sunshine therapy - 8/4/08 - Sashimi
7 corners off rte 50 next to quick lube -8/1/08 - Dick trickle
??? - 8/1/08 - Brdcsttech (+)
Sasa - 7/24/08 - Yuengling69 (+)
Judy - 7/18/08 - Ampamp72 (-)
Amy - 7/16/08 - Kronous (-)
Rose - 7/5/08 - Just Ken (+)


A Plus Therapy
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??? - 9/22/08 - Just Ken (+)
Suki - 7/11/08 - BigTigger (+)


Aroma
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??? - 8/3/08 - Computer Luvvv (-)no extras


ATMB
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Connie - 8/5/08 - njasix (?)


Backlick
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Linda - 9/25/08 - Omega0003 (?)
??? - 8/6/08 - Vahotguy (+)
Linda - 7/29/08 - Nova Player (-)
Linda - 7/23/08 - Kha Tn (?)
Penny - 7/11/08 - Skyn Deep69 (+)



Best
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Connie - 9/14/08 - Amp Bum (+)
Nana - 9/12/08 - WebDog (+)


Cosmos
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??? - 8/16/08 - Plaqueman75 (?)
Sara - 8/9/08 - Jag65 (?)


CTM
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??? - 7/16/08 - Tom Wolff (-)
Lisa - 7/7/08 - Pilot Aviator (+)


Dollar Msg
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??? - 8/4/08 - Nova Player (-)


G Accupressure (legit)
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??? - 9/13/08 - Norm Leone (legit)



Golden Palms
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??? - 7/10/08 - Magiks (?)



Holiday (K Accupressure)
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??? - 9/25/08 - Wayward One (+)
Ruby - 8/28/08 - Black Coffee (+)



Honto
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mms? - 8/17/08 - Norm Leone (?)


Kim's Therapy
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Yong - 9/19/08 - Sushi Boy (+)
Yong - 9/19/08 - Guitarman1 (+)
Yong - 9/18/08 - Tomfool (+)
Mai - 9/13/08 - Pilot Aviator (+)
Ruby - 8/29/08 - Stay Sober (+)
Mai - 8/28/08 - Pilot Aviator (+)
Bebe - 8/21/08 - AKFourtySeven (+)
??? - 8/16/08 - Guitarman1 (+)
Bebe - 8/15/08 - Thair9999 (?)
Jeanie - 8/12/08 - Pilot Aviator (+)
Connie - 8/02/08 - Pilot Aviator (+)
Yong - 7/22/08 - Thair9999 (+)
Jeanie - 7/18/08 - Halberstammer (?)
Yong - 7/9/08 - Tomfool (+)
Ruby - 7/1/08 - Pilot Aviator (+)



Little River
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JoAnne - 9/22/08 - Fatpig (?)



Magical Touch (MT)
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??? - 9/9/08 - Magiks (+)
??? - 7/19/08 - Tom Wolff (?)
Mullah - 7/13/08 - Thewayoflaotzu (?)
Amy - 7/3/08 - Firmwearnova (+)


NPR
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??? - 9/19/08 - Brdcttech (+)

NSP
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Connie - 7/24/08 - Mustang946 (+)
Moon - 7/23/08 - Harley Dude 29 (?)
Kandy - 7/21/08 - Pilot Aviator (?)


Oriental Touch
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Grace - 8/8/08 - Phaik Naim (?)


OTC
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Kim - 8/10/08 - Brdcsttech (?)


Pine Tree (Lotus)
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Tony - 9/25/08 - Mason37 (?)
??? - 8/16/08 - Tophat (?)
Sonny - 8/4/08 - CFoxtrot (-)


Rainbow
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Julie - 9/24/08 - Phaik Naim (-)
Penn - 9/2/08 - Weekapau (+)
May - 8/8/08 - Phaik Naim (?)
May - 7/24/08 - CsInControl (-)
Mai - 7/18/08 - Ortho313 (-)
Mai - 7/17/08 - Professorx (-)
Mai - 7/14/08 - Aman Tuleev (+)
Bebe - 7/12/08 - Frank J Rizzo (+)


Sakura
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no mo sko - 8/7/08 - Sashimi
Coco - 8/1/08 - Jlg0018 (+)
Cici - 7/24/08 - Slevin Kelevra (?)
??? - 7/3/08 - Jwwilli (-)


Spa World (legit)
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??? - 7/29/08 - Jag65 (?)


Swan
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Tina - 8/6/08 - Vamongerman (-)
Song - 7/27/08 - LoveAsianQ (+)


Tyco
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Sara - 8/18/08 - Max Beelyun (?)


Tea Tree Therapy
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Tea - 7/10/08 - JaxAMPman (+) no extras


Universal (Angel Therapeutic)
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Bebe - 9/19/08 - Sushi Boy (?)
Jeanie - 9/10/08 - amplvr (?)
open again - 9/8
closed for remodeling - 8/18/08 - Dr Bombay


VP (V&P)
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June - 9/5/08 - Jag65
??? - 8/11/08 - Backhand (-)no extras
Yung - 7/17/08 - Parker Fly (+)69,Hj
??? - 7/8/08 - Vaisland (+)FS?


Youngs
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??? - 8/16/08 - Tophat (?)
??? - 7/11/08 - Dc Chet (+)


Chinese Condos
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Meena Ma - 9/10/08 - Dj Listro (?)
Michelle - 9/9/08 - Just ken (+)
Monica - 9/8/08 - Low Jack (+)
??? - 9/7/08 - Just Ken (+)
mandy - 9/7/08 - Stanleycupz2 (+)
rose - 9/5/08 - Benefactor9 (+)
Mee-Na - 9/3/08 - Sleazebum (+)
Jennifer - 8/27/08 - Ampamp72 (+)
Mandy - 8/11/08 - Ohio4413 (+)
Lisa - 8/4/08 - MoonView (+)
H - 7/17/08 - Just Ken (+)


Closed Locations
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HWC
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??? - 9/28/08 - Asnaficiando (+)



Wayward One

All described acts should be read as interactive fiction

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[QUOTE=Bumble]The description given by ML of what the ladies think is a "LE Bastard" is also a pretty accurate description of a large number of GIs. It is sad that our brave young service men (and women), who put there lives on the line for freedom and democracy, should find it so hard to get service back home because they also fit the description of Uncle LEO. Instead they should be offered a military discount or special service.[/QUOTE]

Nah, just give them the Purple Heart for all their sufferings.

Discount, get real. Do you think these ladies of the AMP really care about what is going on outside of their respective countries. HA.

Discount my ass!

More like, if they get serviced they will be hosed!

You think most have a heart find me one. Not like the $60 and $25 houses of NYC where you can, on ocassion find a jewel (usually DR).

SUPPORT OUR USC TROOPS; buy one a fling. Maybe if you tell the ladies you are paying for the trooper they will be kind.

Give a nice gift of Thanks for Thanksgiving; get a warrior laid!

[QUOTE=Bumble]The description given by ML of what the ladies think is a "LE Bastard" is also a pretty accurate description of a large number of GIs. It is sad that our brave young service men (and women), who put there lives on the line for freedom and democracy, should find it so hard to get service back home because they also fit the description of Uncle LEO. Instead they should be offered a military discount or special service. [/QUOTE]

The opening of an AMP a stone's throw from where the swearing in will take place should put to rest the idea that the closings have anything to do with the inauguration. There were AMPs open during the last 3 or 4 inaugurations at least.

[QUOTE=Roamin Roman][Color=DarkRed]Hofi, amigo, that's a foolish question to ask, in the clear, these days. But, to answer your question, it's like Bradley said: There are [b]NO[/b] NoVa AMPs that provide FS or anything else aside from a good massage and a happy ending. And, there probably [u]won't[/u] be any springing up that [u]will[/u] offer anything beyond that until after the Inauguration. Afterward, who can say? My guess is yes, but only [b]very[/b] discreetly. DC is your best bet.

R::R[/Color][/QUOTE]