Strip Club Reports

S#T! That's been my go to place for several years. Hope they don't F#K up what I've enjoyed.

[QUOTE=Masonm;1368978]There goes the neighborhood.[/QUOTE]

Started at Flamingo, had a beer and viewed the crew, nothing really perked my interest. So I strolled out. Next Midway to chill, then Red Room, about 10 white girls, most seated with guys, before I could sit down I was approached by 30 yr old not very shapely, kind of large. So I ran out. The other girls laughed. Maybe a more attractive woman should of ran over to at least ensure I sit down and stay. So I strolled by Circus and Harem, usual guy out front with a scraggly type girl in doorway, definitely enough to keep me out.

So I cross the street and heat toward Lust, at this point the ZZ Top guy in the doorway is looking good! Once inside there are only 4 girls, its 7 PM; and 2 are built well, so I stay. Another beer and lap dance later I leave satisfied.

Good night! Special note: if I could run one of these places I would put a decent looking girl up by the door and maybe have another good looking girl inside just to greet guy and get them comfortable and stay! I don't hesitate to leave if I see nothing worthy.

Any good strip clubs near BWI? I don't like the "gentlemen's clubs". Just the basic dive is good. Look forward to any advice. Thanks

So yea, I checked out Flamingo Day Shift Today and about 4 girls there. Apparently one of the ladies had to go the ER for something and many of the other ladies accompanied her for "Moral Support" I guess. However, to make a long story short, Monet an AA spinner Body type with Blond Streaks in her hair is a waste of money in the VIP / Back Room even for the discounted price of a Ben Franklin. Avoid at all costs if you can. Hopefully my visit later this week will yield better results.

[QUOTE=Whenwhen;1371671]Any good strip clubs near BWI? I don't like the "gentlemen's clubs". Just the basic dive is good. Look forward to any advice. Thanks[/QUOTE]There is nothing I know of near BWI, only McDoogals over in Pasadena, MD, I never been there.

And yeah Monet of Flamingo is a waste, I had to really push her. To get my 30 minutes worth. Would never repeat with Monet.

[QUOTE=Whenwhen;1371671]Any good strip clubs near BWI? I don't like the "gentlemen's clubs". Just the basic dive is good. Look forward to any advice. Thanks[/QUOTE]Closest one would be Fantasies, check their webpage for directions. It's not a dive but I wouldn't call it a gentlemen's club either, Scores in Bmore is more along the gentlemens club line. McDoogals in Pasadena is a bottle club (BYOB) with a $13 cover weeknights, a few dollars more on weekends. Only bring beer in cans, not sure about alcohol (call them first) Again look at webpage for map. There are plenty of clubs farther into the city, like the Block, but going into town is somewhat of a hassle. You might find something towards Laruel (PG county) , just a little more of a drive. Have fun.

Rp

I took a trip to Nightshift on Tuesday. There were 8 or 9 girls working, most of whom were decent to hot (a nice change of pace- the last time I went to a club it was Sherries). I was there about 90 minutes without being approached, and was literally 10 seconds from leaving when Envy came up to me. She's not bad looking (Hawaiian, B-C cups, nice ass, but a 3-kid belly) , but she was probably the worst looking girl there (story of my life). She gives as good and as risque of a lap dance as you can give when there's a club guy sitting 8 feet behind you. My brain overtook my penis and we stopped after three songs.

During the dance she mention exchanging numbers, and we did so when we went back into the club. I asked her rate and she said 4$ per hour, but she doesn't allow fingers (because having a near-stranger's finger inside of you is much worse than having their penis inside of you, I guess?) , and I was proud of myself for not laughing at her then and there. Maybe one day she'll be really desperate for cash and call me and I'll offer her $, but that's the only senario in which I can see us spending anymore time together.

There was a skinny blonde who looked about 18 or 19 with big fake tits who I'd sell my soul for a go-around with, but I never caught her name. She and another of the gals (Madison?) had a barbell piercing at the bottom of their pussies- what the hell is that? Is that the hip new thing to do? Anyway, I had a decent and inexpensive time (managing to only spend about $25 until the lapdances) , but I guess I'll wait a few months to go back so I don't run into Envy.

[QUOTE=RayMichaels82; 1373102]I took a trip to Nightshift on Tuesday. There were 8 or 9 girls working, most of whom were decent to hot (a nice change of pace- the last time I went to a club it was Sherries). I was there about 90 minutes without being approached, and was literally 10 seconds from leaving when Envy came up to me. She's not bad looking (Hawaiian, B-C cups, nice ass, but a 3-kid belly) , but she was probably the worst looking girl there (story of my life). She gives as good and as risque of a lap dance as you can give when there's a club guy sitting 8 feet behind you. My brain overtook my penis and we stopped after three songs.

During the dance she mention exchanging numbers, and we did so when we went back into the club. I asked her rate and she said 4$ per hour, but she doesn't allow fingers (because having a near-stranger's finger inside of you is much worse than having their penis inside of you, I guess?) , and I was proud of myself for not laughing at her then and there. Maybe one day she'll be really desperate for cash and call me and I'll offer her $, but that's the only senario in which I can see us spending anymore time together.

There was a skinny blonde who looked about 18 or 19 with big fake tits who I'd sell my soul for a go-around with, but I never caught her name. She and another of the gals (Madison?) had a barbell piercing at the bottom of their pussies- what the hell is that? Is that the hip new thing to do? Anyway, I had a decent and inexpensive time (managing to only spend about $25 until the lapdances) , but I guess I'll wait a few months to go back so I don't run into Envy.[/QUOTE]I try to run from her also she's annoying She keeps saying she works tuesdays, and saturdays, and every other fridays so avoid those days then you won't see her I guarantee.

Met an old friend downtown last night for some drinks, but on the drive home afterwards, I thought I might just stop in for a quick recon. Bought one of those fake parking receipts from one of the street hustlers for a dollar, and did a quick in and out tour of most of the joints. It must've been around 11:30 or 12, but wasn't too impressed with some of the choices.

JB, both upstairs and down were dead.

RR didn't have any bar stools available and no good choices left.

Oasis, meh. Circus, eh.

Although Harem had some tempting choices and I could've stayed, almost got convinced to buy a beer in Diamond, but finally settled on bellying up to the bar at Flamingoes. Now, like I said, I was drinking for most of the night, so my memory is pretty hazy (don't remember any names, sorry) , but there's a few girls I've got to go back for and see how negotiations go.

Now, I noticed a new joint across the street, brand new sign, forget the name, I was tempted to try it out, but a little voice in the back of my head was whining about not having enough cash and worrying about that fack parking receipt, so I bolted on home to pass out.

Does anyone have any info on the new joint?

Keep drinking

Started with a beer at Flamingo and there were a few decent ones but 7 pm was approaching and they shut down for an hour. So I headed over to Harem and just didn't feel it so I checked out Red Room, lots of dancers and had a beer but left after not connecting. Tried Lust next, another beer and started chatting with young lady great body, nice and firm, bought a drink $25 and some real nice touchy feely action. And during this close inspection I caught several whiffs of bad breadth and the only thought I had if the bad breath above was indicative of another bad odor below, just to be sure I sampled with a finger. And thank god the big head prevailed and I decided to end and go home. Try again another time.

Be thirsty friends

[QUOTE=Drunk Again; 1375346]Now, I noticed a new joint across the street, brand new sign, forget the name, I was tempted to try it out, but a little voice in the back of my head was whining about not having enough cash and worrying about that fack parking receipt, so I bolted on home to pass out.

Does anyone have any info on the new joint?

Keep drinking[/QUOTE]IIRC the old Club Miami is now called Kings and Diamonds or King of Diamonds, something like that. Have not been in heard rumors that the same people own it as own El Dorado. But they may not be reliable.

Here are a few more pictures of Lilly, also known as Kristen. She works daytime during the week. She has a couple court dates coming up, and thinks she'll be gone for a few months. You might want to try to see her soon. She can be a lot of fun to be with. I've never seen her in the club but have a lot of experience with her outside of it.

These are the last of the pictures from my most recent visit with her. The next week or so might be her last for a while if court goes the way she thinks it will.

[QUOTE=Croaker56;1377122]IIRC the old Club Miami is now called Kings and Diamonds or King of Diamonds, something like that. Have not been in heard rumors that the same people own it as own El Dorado. But they may not be reliable.[/QUOTE]Yeah it's the same people that own El dorado

Hey guys, I'm in from out of town and was thinking of going to The Block but am not sure how safe it is (since I'm not from the area). I just drove by and it does look very shady so I'm unsure how a 40 year old white guy will make out down there. Was thinking about hitting up Larry Flints. Thoughts, advice?

Thanks in advance!

Went to Pussycat last Tuesday and met this young spinner named Megan. Now Megan wants me to take her to the back room or where ever in the club for 3$. I asked for a takeout and she agreed! If I would buy her a drink she will see me after work. #'s were exchanged and I just wrote it off thinking "Yeah right". Now I go back to the office since I had a call to attend. In between the conference call, she calls from a blocked number and I say Sayonara to my friends and pick her and take her to a notel. She was shy but warmed up nicely after a while. Fun was had by both parties. She drank a little too much in between and after the sessions and that kind of took the edge off but hey I was not complaining. Now keeping up with mongering tradition I asked for a pic but she was not having any of that. Maybe later I can share her # too with fellow mongers. Total damage: $5 including notel and booze. Blond, petite, A cups and 5'1".

Went to Pussycat last Tuesday and met this young spinner named Megan. Now Megan wants me to take her to the back room or where ever in the club for 3$. I asked for a takeout and she agreed! If I would buy her a drink she will see me after work. #'s were exchanged and I just wrote it off thinking "Yeah right". Now I go back to the office since I had a call to attend. In between the conference call, she calls from a blocked number and I say Sayonara to my friends and pick her and take her to a notel. She was shy but warmed up nicely after a while. Fun was had by both parties. She drank a little too much in between and after the sessions and that kind of took the edge off but hey I was not complaining. Now keeping up with mongering tradition I asked for a pic but she was not having any of that. Maybe later I can share her # too with fellow mongers. Total damage: $5 including notel and booze. Blond, petite, A cups and 5'1".

New joint on the block. Any lovers of black girls been in to check it out yet? Saw they had Cherokee D ass there last month. Mad I missed that.

[QUOTE=Malvo37; 1378395]Hey guys, I'm in from out of town and was thinking of going to The Block but am not sure how safe it is (since I'm not from the area). I just drove by and it does look very shady so I'm unsure how a 40 year old white guy will make out down there. Was thinking about hitting up Larry Flints. Thoughts, advice?

Thanks in advance![/QUOTE]You will be fine. Just down the street is Baltimore City Police HQ, just to alley your fears further.

[QUOTE=Malvo37; 1378395]Hey guys, I'm in from out of town and was thinking of going to The Block but am not sure how safe it is (since I'm not from the area). I just drove by and it does look very shady so I'm unsure how a 40 year old white guy will make out down there. Was thinking about hitting up Larry Flints. Thoughts, advice?

Thanks in advance![/QUOTE]I've never found The Block to be threatening (except Easter Sunday, some odd Baltimore tradition has a billion teens out looking for trouble).

The biggest potential gotcha is the open parking lot often has fellows wearing appropriate looking uniforms who don't actually work for the parking lot taking your money, leaving you with a problem and a big bill when you go to get your car from the real attendant. Use the parking garages.

Other than that it seems no better or worse than any other down town area.

I've walked down to the inner harbor and back any number of times to get food, or use a ATM that doesn't charge a extra fee.

I've not been in Flint's. Every report leaves me with the impression it is a fine honed wallet vacuum, with little entertainment value relative to the money spent.

The other places change continuously, so there isn't much specific advice on which club or who to see that is of much use by the time it's written down (as for myself the economy hit me hard, and I've not been out for over a year, no $$$, so no current info).

If you are polite, canny and discreet, you can generally find whatever flavor of fun you want. The Block is more expensive than other options, but no appointment or prior planning needed, and a chance to spend a little time upfront for relatively little investment to see if there is chemistry, is generally worth the premium.

[QUOTE=Malvo37; 1378395]Hey guys, I'm in from out of town and was thinking of going to The Block but am not sure how safe it is (since I'm not from the area). I just drove by and it does look very shady so I'm unsure how a 40 year old white guy will make out down there. Was thinking about hitting up Larry Flints. Thoughts, advice?

Thanks in advance![/QUOTE]Put your big girl panties on and go out and have a good time. Same as walking down any other street, except there is a large police presence as the station is down the block. Enjoy.

[QUOTE=Milfsalot;1378693]New joint on the block. Any lovers of black girls been in to check it out yet? Saw they had Cherokee D ass there last month. Mad I missed that.[/QUOTE]I went to the King of Diamonds on a Saturday night and it was not my cup of tea. I am in my mid 30s and I've been going to strip clubs since I was a teenager. The King of Diamonds was very crowded, to the point of being uncomfortable. Moreover, the ratio of men to women seemed like 15:1. The crowd was a young crowd and it had the feel of a hip-hop night club. I only saw black dancers, and all of them were "enhanced." There are private booths and VIP areas along the walls, with a curtain as the partition. I don't know what is on the menu, but if the King of Diamonds sounds like your type of club, then you might as well just go to a regular night club. In fact, picture a normal night club with some naked women sprinkled throughout giving grind sessions to guys on the wall. Like I said, not my cup of tea.

Six or Seven girls working while I was there at 2:30. Honey, Monica (nice MILF type would give her a 6/7 rating if I saw her at the mall) , Sheilah (bustier MILF type, maybe a little higher rating) , cute young blonde with a nice figure (boobs were too small for me) , Anastasia (sp?) light skinned black (maybe some hispanic) always flirts a good game, but not my type and one bigger brunette who spent the majority of my stay in the VIP area making some older gentleman smile.

Nice to see a show worth spending some time watching.

Let's see what kind of trouble I can get into at the Hustler on Valentine's Day.

Stay safe boys and watch your six while you are watching her's.

Jim

HUstler on Valentine's Day.

I was there early. 1:00pm or so. Nothing happening. Did you have better luck?

[QUOTE=Jim1542; 1382501]Six or Seven girls working while I was there at 2:30. Honey, Monica (nice MILF type would give her a 6/7 rating if I saw her at the mall) , Sheilah (bustier MILF type, maybe a little higher rating) , cute young blonde with a nice figure (boobs were too small for me) , Anastasia (sp?) light skinned black (maybe some hispanic) always flirts a good game, but not my type and one bigger brunette who spent the majority of my stay in the VIP area making some older gentleman smile.

Nice to see a show worth spending some time watching.

Let's see what kind of trouble I can get into at the Hustler on Valentine's Day.

Stay safe boys and watch your six while you are watching her's.

Jim[/QUOTE]

At 7:00Pm tonight Hustler is having a $500 "Heart Shaped Booty" contest. Because nothin' sez "Valentines Day" like staring up a stranger's poop chute.

[QUOTE=Winefan; 1382679]HUstler on Valentine's Day.

I was there early. 1:00pm or so. Nothing happening. Did you have better luck?[/QUOTE]

In recent years I've had good extras at the Circus. Today was not one of those days. Angel is not my normal type of girl, but I got a lap dance from her. We agreed to specific dance events and a tip value. She turned out to be a poor performer who pushed hard for an upsell. Pain in the ass.

Recommend you stay away from Angel.

[QUOTE=Horsetrader; 1382925]In recent years I've had good extras at the Circus. Today was not one of those days. Angel is not my normal type of girl, but I got a lap dance from her. We agreed to specific dance events and a tip value. She turned out to be a poor performer who pushed hard for an upsell. Pain in the ass.

Recommend you stay away from Angel.[/QUOTE]There are 2 possibly 3 Angels at the Circus. You'd think that it would be easy to create a new stage name when someone has already staked one out. But no. Is this the short blonde (sitter, non-dancer) or tall brunette? There is dark-haired one that sometimes appears, too.

[QUOTE=Masonm;1383009]There are 2 possibly 3 Angels at the Circus. You'd think that it would be easy to create a new stage name when someone has already staked one out. But no. Is this the short blonde (sitter, non-dancer) or tall brunette? There is dark-haired one that sometimes appears, too.[/QUOTE]Wavey blond hair. Too chunky for my taste most of the time. She has been around for a long time. Was very pretty when she was younger. I wouldn't say she was short. I can't remember if I've seen her on the stage recently.

[QUOTE=Horsetrader;1383135]Wavey blond hair. Too chunky for my taste most of the time. She has been around for a long time. Was very pretty when she was younger. I wouldn't say she was short. I can't remember if I've seen her on the stage recently.[/QUOTE]There only one SHORT angel with a bad foot, that does not dance anymore- with a baby face. If you catch her early on (before she is feeling good) it might be a good time. Theres another angel (angel_barbie) that is medium height, curly blond hair, breast implants, weight varies but she is a PURE hustler! Her weight varies depending on when she was just got back from "vacation". Keep your hand on your wallet.

[QUOTE=Md Curious2;1383681]If you catch her early on (before she is feeling good) it might be a good time.[/QUOTE]She is feeling good a lot. Performance goes downhill rapidly.

[QUOTE=Md Curious2;1383681]. Theres another angel (angel_barbie) that is medium height, curly blond hair, breast implants, weight varies but she is a PURE hustler! Her weight varies depending on when she was just got back from "vacation". Keep your hand on your wallet.[/QUOTE]That's the one to avoid!

Monday night was pretty dead on the block, but I went down to the Red Room and found a real treat. Brandi's a little on the thin side for my taste, but she's really pretty, flirty and fun. Very upfront with what goes on in the club. Treated myself to a. 7 lap dance with a. 6 finish. Good technical performance but was lacking passion. Digits were exchanged. She already texted me asking when I'm coming back. Will probably repeat.

Ventured down to the block on Tuesday afternoon.

Chez Joey had the infamous GYPSY working. Only girl in the club and just me drinking. She put on quite a show. Fingering herself on stage, telling me she needed a good f-k. Couldn't help her out, but enjoyed the show none the less.

Ventured over to the Red Room. Saw a cute light brown haired girl dancing that was just my type. I venture down the bar and here comes Sheilah. I have sat with her before, but was more interested in the one on stage. Tried to shoo away Sheilah, but she was persistent and by the time I did get her to move on, the cutey found another customer to sit with. A few more nice dancers made the show enjoyable, but "my girl" never left her customer for me to chat up.

Was really happy with the Tuesday talent at the Red Room.

Jim

Lots of people in the street and several in the clubs. Started with Flamingo and some talent but at 7 pm the lights come on for shift change and all the dancer split. So did I; over to Lust upstairs had 5 or 6 girls all on the large side so I went downstairs and one dark girl caught my eye. She was about 5'7' 140 lbs shapely and firm and large knockers. Got my my beer and one by one the girls approached and one by one I said no thanks. Until the the one of interest came over. She was built. And I started the inspection. Bartender wanted me to buy I drink and said in a minute. I wanted more time to inspect and see if there was some chemistry.

Eventually I bought her the drink, the knockers were not natural : definitely bolt ons but still very nice because they were not obscenely huge. I continued roaming and getting a return on my investment. She was a definite pro and talked the talk trying to get me to upgrade to the room or lap dance. She said she been drinking all day though I did not smell it on her breath. I think she said it just to give me the impression I could have my way with her.

Well only because her body was smoking I decided to go for the lap dance. And she started out by leaving to grab a glove, costing me a few minutes, then she returns without the glove and proceeded to grind, but there was no real action and shortly there after time expired. Name Shantae I think, she said she was from Minnesota, will I repeat: NO WAY. She talked the talk and that was it.

So after 3+ hours of cursing the loops I decided to take the easy (and expensive) way out and I found myself on The Block for the first time since 2007. Its funny how something's change and something's don't. First of all there are no more meters you have to pay buy credit card so I ended up in a garage. First stop The Flamingo were I learn that a can of beer went from 5 to 7 beans, they had 4 girls working all good looking but this was my first stop. Next went to Chez Joey, walked in and right back out. Next The jewel box had another beer 3 girls not one danced the whole time I was there 2 of them were ok I guess. As I walked out and was about to go back to the Flamingo a guy flagged me over to the circus, I went in and to my surprise there was at least 7 girls working and the bartender was the same lady from back in 2000. I have a seat and she says to me it's been a long time since I seen you, and I said I haven't been down since 07. Now what I remember about the circus this was this was the seediest of all the bars, this is were you went and the girls would do you right at the bar 'now you go to the couch in the back still kinda in the open' Long story short mission accomplished ended up with a blonde (believe name was venessa) 30 min on couch at 175 more then I wanted to spend but better then driving home with a hardon. You Baltimoron's are so lucky to have such a place as the block I wish philly or even AC would have such a fine establishment of clubs.

[QUOTE=CapeMay0069;1399857]Its funny hoYou Baltimoron's are so lucky to have such a place as the block I wish philly or even AC would have such a fine establishment of clubs.[/QUOTE]I've said it before and I'll say it till I die. If Baltimore had one, just one fucking AMP that was even close to the quality in Philly, I might actually enjoy living here. Sadly, neither one of is is saying anything tainted by the grass is greener on the other side, we have the block, you have the AMPs, at least is not too bad of a drive.

Bench

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock; 1400156]I've said it before and I'll say it till I die. If Baltimore had one, just one fucking AMP that was even close to the quality in Philly, I might actually enjoy living here. Sadly, neither one of is is saying anything tainted by the grass is greener on the other side, we have the block, you have the AMPs, at least is not too bad of a drive.

Bench[/QUOTE]Ditto. We used to have some good AMPs around here.

Before the "darkside, before the days of the empire".

Dropped in late this afternoon. Jada was dancing, she no longer tends bar; City, Chyna, Asia (half asian half white) really fine looking. I was tempted. Instead went with Chyna because a I wanted a known quantity.

Anyhow, the doorman, bartender Travis and the dancer all said how the Hustler was starting renovation soon like in a few weeks. Dancing will cease on the current side and move to area where the VIP rooms are. Wheat Hustler plans and what changes are made is unknown.

After my VIP session I had a discussion with Travis, I paid $ for what normally is 25 to 30 minutes and I made it known 15 to 17 minutes is not acceptable. Today was very slow Saturday and he rushed me out. We discussed the fact that he has to follow the rules but I stressed that he has discretion and should use more discretion on a slow Saturday with a customer as myself who comes in and buys drinks for the girls and VIP's as wanted.

I will not hesitate to find another location for my excursions. I will watch what the Hustler club does with this place, it saddens me because Flamingo is the only place with $20 drinks for the dancers and a reasonably priced VIP. For the money I spend here a 2 or 3 times a month I might look into just getting a babe on the side on salary.

[QUOTE=Paesano63;1400858]Anyhow, the doorman, bartender Travis and the dancer all said how the Hustler was starting renovation soon like in a few weeks. Dancing will cease on the current side and move to area where the VIP rooms are. Wheat Hustler plans and what changes are made is unknown.[/QUOTE]The Hustler is going to try on banking on the popularity of their "Barely Legal" magazine and that's what the are looking to expand to with the purchase of the Flamingo. I have seen the one "girl" they are trying to sell as the face of the club, and she is HOT. I'm not usually into these young YOUNG dancers, but she will make me think twice.

Wondering, is this Jada a shorter white girl, small tits, tats, brown / red hair?

[QUOTE=Paesano63; 1400858]Dropped in late this afternoon. Jada was dancing, she no longer tends bar; City, Chyna, Asia (half asian half white) really fine looking. I was tempted. Instead went with Chyna because a I wanted a known quantity.

Anyhow, the doorman, bartender Travis and the dancer all said how the Hustler was starting renovation soon like in a few weeks. Dancing will cease on the current side and move to area where the VIP rooms are. Wheat Hustler plans and what changes are made is unknown.

After my VIP session I had a discussion with Travis, I paid $ for what normally is 25 to 30 minutes and I made it known 15 to 17 minutes is not acceptable. Today was very slow Saturday and he rushed me out. We discussed the fact that he has to follow the rules but I stressed that he has discretion and should use more discretion on a slow Saturday with a customer as myself who comes in and buys drinks for the girls and VIP's as wanted.

I will not hesitate to find another location for my excursions. I will watch what the Hustler club does with this place, it saddens me because Flamingo is the only place with $20 drinks for the dancers and a reasonably priced VIP. For the money I spend here a 2 or 3 times a month I might look into just getting a babe on the side on salary.[/QUOTE]