Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SpokenOne69]50% off massage coupons are available at their main Chinatown loction, 3501 S Lowe. Ask anyone at the desk[/QUOTE]

For newbies and anyone who doesn't know...they're just kidding. That's the 9th
District police station.

I had another massage at rose a couple of nights ago.

I have had maybe 8 or 9 massages there over the last 2 years, and though I've never had an 'extra'special experience, I've always liked going there. The massages are fantastic and always a little sexy. The tiny towel over my leaning tower is always fun and the girls are always super cool and very cute. Once a girl massaged my perineum for like twenty minutes as part of the deal. Sweet. I kind of haven't minded the lack of rub'n'tug because the massages and the dance are so good. So my latest went like this:

TS was good and thorough, but she used a scrubby thingy instead of bare hand. Her face was very close to contact with my membership as she was drying me off. It was the woman Cindy that Confucius mentioned. Cute with bookish glasses. She turned me on instantly with her skirt and nylons. She avoided giving me any extras, but she was vibing me HARD that I could get them if I put forth the effort and gained some tenure. She brushed the boss and the boys several times, but never got her hand around them. I tipped her a twenty.

I have to say that I bet If I spent some time and $ there I could have a great time. I would have really liked to get with that russian girl that used to work there. Ana I believe. Does anyone know where she is now?

Y'all don't write rose off, that place rules. You just have to enjoy the massage part of the experience as much as (or more than) the other thing. It is still a sexy, invigorating experience, just in a different way.

You fellas take care.

John Coctoston

Works at Aroma, 3807 N. Ashland

I was driving along Devon Ave. yesterday and spotted a newer looking place called "Eurospa." EVERYTHING about its appearance suggests that extras are available.

I didn't have time for a massage, but I stopped just to chat and get a feel for the place. To my disappointment, this is an AMP, not an EMP like the name would suggest. The door the was answered by an older, nice looking Korean lady who seemed excited at the prospect of some business. She told me $75 for sauna, shower, and massage.

If you're looking for an AMP, this could be worth further investigation, although I fear for its long-term prospects since it is pretty conspicuous. If you're out looking, it's on the area of Devon Ave. that is just west of where all the Indian restaurants are (~3200 W.)

As for me, I'm still holding out for that quality EMP!!!

Hey guys first time writing on the thread and excited to hear good info from some seasoned vets. I've used CL a couple of times for other erotic services but am curious about MPs. Is there anywhere in the city that I can find a good EMP? I'm considering the AMPs but definitely prefer the Europeans. Let me know any help will be appreciated.

Has anyone seen Suzanne, what was your experience? is she strictly legit?

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/628690053.html[/url]

Stopped by Seven Heavens a few days ago. I got Jenny. She's not gorgeous, but not bad either. I declined the table shower and went straight for the massage. The massage was very lacking. I needed a nice hard massage and her massage actually tickled because it was so light. Jenny was very talkative and I loved that. She was actually making me laugh. She spent a lot of time on my ass and playing with the boys.

On the flip, I tried to get FS, but she said not this time. After negotiations, she stripped down to nothing, put one leg up on the table and while she was doing her thing, I was doing mine. She had a great HS technique and unexpectedly gave me some assplay. It was pretty hardcore and caused me to hit her in the cheek with the end result. Great session even though the massage sucked.

Has anyone ever been to thai palace? They are all over CL. Yes I am a newbie and am looking to go for my first time. Need some info please!

Millenium is not offering FS, but a good massage and tug. Went this week and decided to test it out. As she cranking the.- I reached behind and put my hand on her ass and started to rub. She said, "not OK, OK" but never missed a stroke. I then specifically asked if other services were provided, she said accunpuncture and massage only. (I imagine this is true for the other fire dept location)

I live not far from eurospa. Have received two massages there. I did not pursue extras because I like to save it for my wife. But I suspect they would have been available. Will be a damn shame if it gets shut down. The lady does give a fine massage (the hour-long includes shower, sauna, and backwalking. Even went about an hour and 15, actually for no extra charge). 80 bucks for all that ain't bad.

[QUOTE=John Coctoston]I had another massage at rose a couple of nights ago.

I have to say that I bet If I spent some time and $ there I could have a great time. I would have really liked to get with that russian girl that used to work there. Ana I believe. Does anyone know where she is now?

Y'all don't write rose off, that place rules. You just have to enjoy the massage part of the experience as much as (or more than) the other thing. It is still a sexy, invigorating experience, just in a different way.[/quote]Hello John,

I love Rose too for a place with great full body massage but nothing on the menu. Generally speaking a legit place is going to remain a legit place no matter if you're a regular or not. What does happen over time is that the massages get more intimate & erotic, at least they can be given the willingness of the therapist. That's been my experience.

The subject of turning a legit provider into a provider who offers extras has come up from time to time on this board & others. I can tell you from experience that this is possible & one strategy that works is asking for a little more each time. For instance, ask for your groin area to be massaged, or you could ask for extra glute work. Also, there's really something to be said for the intimacy that can develop over time with your regular. I can also say from experience that some "regulars" know how to add variety to their massage so that you're not getting the same old in a rut massage every time. Sometimes, you just need to speak up & ask for what you'd like including "I'd like to have you for my regular but I need a little more erotic charge" or whatever it is you want. One last thing or I would be remiss if I don't report it. I did have one experience when I asked for a little more intimacy & she refused to massage me after that session. Oh well, you can't win them all over to the more erotic, intimate side. At least I tried.

A great deal of mongers don't seem willing to apply this strategy, given the responses I've read. Many mongers want the sure thing & I respect that, nothing wrong with that if that's what you're after.

Turkey Man

[QUOTE=Fumfn69]Works at Aroma, 3807 N. Ashland[/QUOTE]Is this the place with the 4-hand massage for $125?

Has anyone here had that, and if so is it truly worth it? Seems like it would be awe inspiring. But I would hate to pay double for a massage where one of them just sort of stands around. Any reports on this would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=Ray3030]Has anyone ever been to thai palace? They are all over CL. Yes I am a newbie and am looking to go for my first time. Need some info please![/QUOTE]

Using the search function at the upper right hand corner will get you over 40 results in Chicago.


[quote=Nudus81]Has anyone seen Suzanne, what was your experience? is she strictly legit?

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/628690053.html[/url][/quote]

I've been wondering about her now for a while but have yet to take the plunge. She's definitely easy on the eyes in the pic. Might be worth it even if she's legit. If you TOFTT, please post a TR.


[quote=Festman34]Hey guys first time writing on the thread and excited to hear good info from some seasoned vets. I've used CL a couple of times for other erotic services but am curious about MPs. Is there anywhere in the city that I can find a good EMP? I'm considering the AMPs but definitely prefer the Europeans. Let me know any help will be appreciated.[/quote]

Try [url=http://classifieds.chicagoreader.com/chicago/Results?subsection=oid%3A135]Chicago Reader > Classifieds > Licensed Massage[/url].

[QUOTE=Nudus81]Has anyone seen Suzanne, what was your experience? is she strictly legit?

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/628690053.html[/url][/QUOTE]Stricly legit during my 1 session with her. Nice woman, decent but not exceptional massage, draped throughout. Convenient if you work in the vicinity of Wabash & Lake St. & want a legit massage.

YMMV.

Turkey Man

[QUOTE=Nudus81]Has anyone seen Suzanne, what was your experience? is she strictly legit?

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/628690053.html[/url][/QUOTE]

I think we've beem over this before - the time I was there it was legit - she was working for krista - who no one has seen lately - and is a very strong woman - now she is at a diffferent location i think on her own

MP3 doesn't seem to work for me :(. Is relax an AMP? Where is it located around? PM me if you can't post the info

I just want to make sure I've been doing this right- when you pay for full service thats the the 'tip' right? You don't pay for the massage, pay for the full service, then tip after all that do you?

[QUOTE=Ashmartha]Just visited May again at relax. Although I got FS the last couple times, I wanted something new and special. Wow, I had a car date with her after the business closed. She and I spent more than 30 minutes in my Van. She has a nice gorgeous body, firm B cup breast, and tight ass all in one nice package. Wow, the best I like is when she moaned (I recorded with my blackberry). Definitely will repeat this great experience.

[url]http://www.freewebs.com/marthaa/may.mp3[/url][/QUOTE]

Had a taste for Latin the other day, but ended up with Korean. Mediocre TS with Cindy. She used the scrubby thing and then her hands once she lathered me up. Stayed away from the boys, rinsed me off, towel dried me and sent me off to the sauna. After about five minutes it was time for the therapy. I went with a light touch. Within a couple of minutes she was rubbing the tension away and I was outta there in about 25 minutes total. Not the best value, but I may go back if I can schedule with someone else.

[QUOTE=Deizel5]MP3 doesn't seem to work for me...[/QUOTE]
For whatever reason, the link takes you back to the same USASG page you're already on. Try copying and pasting the link in your address bar. It worked for me.

BTW, now that's what I call some good recon work Ashmartha.


On an unrelated note, earlier this week I checked out City Massage Sauna Center on the 500 block of W. 31st. They've been advertising on CL. I walked in and saw a shitload of what looked like hospital beds right out in the open in the lobby. Thankfully that's not where the massages take place. I was led to the back room by a petite Asian woman. The walls in the room did not go all the way to the ceiling. Massage was pretty typical of area AMP's. Once she got the hint that I wanted something more, she went to work while I was still on my stomach. On the flip, got access to first her top, then she lowered her undies and showed me the goods. In short order I was tasting clam. That lasted a little while but she climbed off before I would've liked. She finished me, cleaned me up and got me a cup of water. All in all a decent experience. Just one more place for mongering.

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]For whatever reason, the link takes you back to the same USASG page you're already on. Try copying and pasting the link in your address bar. It worked for me.

BTW, now that's what I call some good recon work Ashmartha.

On an unrelated note, earlier this week I checked out City Massage Sauna Center on the 500 block of W. 31st. They've been advertising on CL. I walked in and saw a shitload of what looked like hospital beds right out in the open in the lobby. Thankfully that's not where the massages take place. I was led to the back room by a petite Asian woman. The walls in the room did not go all the way to the ceiling. Massage was pretty typical of area AMP's. Once she got the hint that I wanted something more, she went to work while I was still on my stomach. On the flip, got access to first her top, then she lowered her undies and showed me the goods. In short order I was tasting clam. That lasted a little while but she climbed off before I would've liked. She finished me, cleaned me up and got me a cup of water. All in all a decent experience. Just one more place for mongering. [/QUOTE]You probbaly had Coco/ Michelle who used to work at Best Nails and Oriental Spa on N. Harlem.

I had tha same expereince earlier in the week and got oral both ways for a very decent fee, but I have known her for a long time. If you go, don't bother with the table shower as it is not worth the $15 extra. It is short for a Chinese TS and only lasted about 5 minutes. But wait! Maybe she was in a hurry to get me in the room. Yeah baby! That was it!

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]
On an unrelated note, earlier this week I checked out City Massage Sauna Center on the 500 block of W. 31st. They've been advertising on CL. I walked in and saw a shitload of what looked like hospital beds right out in the open in the lobby. [/QUOTE]

You probably saw Coco, anyone who has been around AMPs will know her. However, be mindful as to how many cameras are in that place. Not a good experience for anyone remotely paranoid... hehe!

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]For whatever reason, the link takes you back to the same USASG page you're already on. Try copying and pasting the link in your address bar. It worked for me.

BTW, now that's what I call some good recon work Ashmartha.


On an unrelated note, earlier this week I checked out City Massage Sauna Center on the 500 block of W. 31st. They've been advertising on CL. I walked in and saw a shitload of what looked like hospital beds right out in the open in the lobby. Thankfully that's not where the massages take place. I was led to the back room by a petite Asian woman. The walls in the room did not go all the way to the ceiling. Massage was pretty typical of area AMP's. Once she got the hint that I wanted something more, she went to work while I was still on my stomach. On the flip, got access to first her top, then she lowered her undies and showed me the goods. In short order I was tasting clam. That lasted a little while but she climbed off before I would've liked. She finished me, cleaned me up and got me a cup of water. All in all a decent experience. Just one more place for mongering.[/QUOTE]Sorry dont know if the first reply went thru.

You probably had Coco/Michelle who used to work at Best Nails and Oriental on Harlem. I had her earlier in the week and got oral both ways for a very decent fee. I have know her for a long time tho.

Dont bother with the TS as it was only 5 minutes and not worth it. $15 for that.

Decided to stop reading on start mongering at the AMP's. The streets are dry. Went in and saw Alice, she had a towel on and said her pants were wet and asked if I mind. Of course not. Went into a room that was clean, asked if they had a shower and she said yes and asked if I wanted to use it after I told her that was fine. I took the advice of fellow mongers and didn't put the towel on, she walked in and didn't say anything, she did put the towel over half my ass. I knew this was a good sign. Gave a really good massage and spent a lot of time on my ass, so I knew on the flip I was all good. So on the flip she asked if I wanted more, she asked if I ever been there and I said no like a rookie.DAMN She said $ for BJ, I laughed at her and said are you must be crazy. I told her the standard .4 for a HJ. Ended with .5, she pulled up her top to let me play, then complained that I pulled to hard. Then she told me that she gets mad when a guy plays with them the wrong way. I laughed and just stayed away. She still had that towel on, but I could tell that there was no ass under. Finish was good, and shower area was clean. She told me that the other girl is conservative and if I return and get her, just tell her to come get her when she finish the massage and she will finish me off. She said she would tip her, that's nice teamwork don't you think.

Next stop Zeus.

[QUOTE=Enderwiggen]For those here that dont have access to TER or MReview, I have put up two reviews of United, and Relax. Seniors PM me for info, I am cusrious if anyone has EVER gotten FS from United. I have yet to. Solid service though.[/QUOTE]Hey, I have access to ter but can't find the reports you posted. Any tip is appreciated.

[QUOTE=Confucius]You probbaly had Coco/ Michelle who used to work at Best Nails and Oriental Spa on N. Harlem.

I had tha same expereince earlier in the week and got oral both ways for a very decent fee, but I have known her for a long time. If you go, don't bother with the table shower as it is not worth the $15 extra. It is short for a Chinese TS and only lasted about 5 minutes. But wait! Maybe she was in a hurry to get me in the room. Yeah baby! That was it![/QUOTE]
That makes sense. She told me she remembered me but I couldn't place her.

Ditto on the table shower.

Alright so who posted the Relax ad with the MP3?

Huh -- I went in there about a year ago (when they first opened) and saw all those robot auto-massage machines. There were no signs that you could get a massage from a live person, just a dude handing out fliers about the machines.

I did get back to Alice's last week and received a massage from Mary. She's not much to look at, but she gives a great technical massage, and I did not have to negotiate for a .3 HR. Another stamp on my card, too.

Cherry, who also gives a fine massage, is still working there.

I was looking throught the CL therapeutic section and came across an ad for Mercy. I had to laugh. There's the masseuse in her white lab coat with the obligatory anatomy chart on the wall. I don't think I've ever been to an AMP yet that had an anatomy chart where I didn't get serviced. I think that it's just a prop to make these places look more legit. I would love to quiz one of these girls on the chart. I'm sure it would be comical.

Anyone know of any MPs with black women giving massages?

[QUOTE=Steven Lynn]Anyone know of any MPs with black women giving massages?[/QUOTE]

[url]www.andalusiaspa.com/[/url]

As always, YMMV.

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]I was looking throught the CL therapeutic section and came across an ad for Mercy. I had to laugh. There's the masseuse in her white lab coat with the obligatory anatomy chart on the wall. I don't think I've ever been to an AMP yet that had an anatomy chart where I didn't get serviced. I think that it's just a prop to make these places look more legit. I would love to quiz one of these girls on the chart. I'm sure it would be comical.[/QUOTE]With the lab coat parted who knows where is LEFT hand is!

Stopped by Yangs today. YMMV at this place but I did OK today. Vivian is her name Nice bod 6-7 and decent massage skills. She say she new here only 2 months in but knew the routine. She was very nervous but I got it all anyway. No doors only heavy curtain which is a minus. She kept leaving room which sucked. High fees, she want $$ but I got down to 1.4.and .65 for hour. Will go again but we need to stick to our prices. $$ plus entry fee is way too much IMHO.

[QUOTE=Ashmartha]Just visited May again at relax. Although I got FS the last couple times, I wanted something new and special. Wow, I had a car date with her after the business closed. She and I spent more than 30 minutes in my Van. She has a nice gorgeous body, firm B cup breast, and tight ass all in one nice package. Wow, the best I like is when she moaned (I recorded with my blackberry). Definitely will repeat this great experience.
[url]http://www.freewebs.com/marthaa/may.mp3[/url][/QUOTE]

Guys just right click on the link and select "save target as". Then you can listen to it on your computer. Delete or save as you wish.

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]I was looking throught the CL therapeutic section and came across an ad for Mercy. I had to laugh. There's the masseuse in her white lab coat with the obligatory anatomy chart on the wall. I don't think I've ever been to an AMP yet that had an anatomy chart where I didn't get serviced. I think that it's just a prop to make these places look more legit. I would love to quiz one of these girls on the chart. I'm sure it would be comical.[/QUOTE]For those that dont know, that is Wendy at their downtown location.

On the first trip to Chicago on which I was able to investigate MP's I managed to locate a really good one. I've not see reports in here though I may have missed it. I had limited time and got a cab to "Chinatown": the cabbie dropped me in Wentworth Ave around 6pm. I walked down and saw nothing until I got almost to the end and saw "Massage and Spa" above what appeared to be a hair dressing salon. As it was the first and only place I'd seen I went in. It seemed clean and tidy, it was a hair dressing salon downstairs and they had a price list for massages etc on the desk. The guy on the desk offered to show me around and explain the options. It was very smart upstairs and doubted I would get extra's but went for a one hour basic "Thai" massage at 80 USD. The girl was old, maybe late 30's, pretty big but very pleasant and friendly. I thought I'd get the usual 40 minutes and maybe, just maybe an offer of something special at the end. But it wasn't like that: almost at once she delivered a brilliant "erotic" massage: excellent technique as good as I've had anywhere. Towards the end of the hour she offered to finish it off with a "special" massage for 50 USD. I had a feeble attempt to negotiate downwards but failed and agreed to her price. Overall ëxperience was brilliant; only downside was the girl was not young and pretty.

Two days later I returned and decided to try the "table shower". 20 USD extra before the full massage. This a very shallow bath, around 4 inches deep, on which you lay on a soft plastic full length pad. I agreed a price of 85 USD all-in (ie 15 USD discount) so the table massage was only 5 USD extra. This is a "must have" at 5 USD! This is why: apart from having your dick and balls washed in foam for a few minutes, when your massage proper starts the girl seems more willing to be adventurous. She was soon licking my ass and balls and needed no encouragement to provide a fantastic BBJ. Again, included in the 50 USD extra. The whole session lasted over an hour and half for 85 plus 50. In UK you would pay double that easily and get nowhere near the service. The girls name was Tierney by the way. There were younger ones around the place, better looking too but I stuck with her the second time. I have the phone number of the place if anyone needs it.

Are you Talking about Senina Massage & Spa? Last 4 of phone number 5599?

I got a ok 4 hand TS from there long time ago, nothing happened so I never went back, I didnt push to hard but still.

[QUOTE=Bulai69]In UK you would pay double that easily and get nowhere near the service. [/QUOTE]With the dollar as crappy as it is right now, no doubt that you would pay more than double over there. BTW, great report!

[QUOTE=Sisterlovers]Huh -- I went in there about a year ago (when they first opened) and saw all those robot auto-massage machines. There were no signs that you could get a massage from a live person, just a dude handing out fliers about the machines.[/QUOTE]

Coco left there and won't be coming back, so sad! I like Coco.

Was on my way to do a little bit o shopping at Target, but decided to stop at Heaven as it was on my way. Four girls were sitting up front, one was kind of a hot Asian babe with bangs in her early 20s. Unfortunately she's not the one I got. I believe I was given Jenny, so I opted for the 30 minute session as I wasn't overly enthusiastic about my designated technician. Man, the room I was in was small. The table was on an angle and when Jenny came in the door hit me in the feet. Anyhow, I received a no-nonsense, straight to the point massage on my back. The flip was quite good; she uses a two hand technique that I've never experienced. I flew out the door about 25 minutes later and stress free thanks to those nimble hands.

They advertise a table shower, but it wasn't offered so I didn't ask. Being the shallow bastard that I am, I wish I would have had the opportunity to get the young hottie. I blame myself for not requesting her. Nevertheless, a good massage was had.

Massage quality: 8, Looks: 5, Value: 8.

[QUOTE=Bulai69]On the first trip to Chicago on which I was able to investigate MP's I managed to locate a really good one. I've not see reports in here though I may have missed it. I had limited time and got a cab to "Chinatown": the cabbie dropped me in Wentworth Ave around 6pm. I walked down and saw nothing until I got almost to the end and saw "Massage and Spa" above what appeared to be a hair dressing salon. As it was the first and only place I'd seen I went in. It seemed clean and tidy, it was a hair dressing salon downstairs and they had a price list for massages etc on the desk. The guy on the desk offered to show me around and explain the options. It was very smart upstairs and doubted I would get extra's but went for a one hour basic "Thai" massage at 80 USD. The girl was old, maybe late 30's, pretty big but very pleasant and friendly. I thought I'd get the usual 40 minutes and maybe, just maybe an offer of something special at the end. But it wasn't like that: almost at once she delivered a brilliant "erotic" massage: excellent technique as good as I've had anywhere. Towards the end of the hour she offered to finish it off with a "special" massage for 50 USD. I had a feeble attempt to negotiate downwards but failed and agreed to her price. Overall ëxperience was brilliant; only downside was the girl was not young and pretty.

Two days later I returned and decided to try the "table shower". 20 USD extra before the full massage. This a very shallow bath, around 4 inches deep, on which you lay on a soft plastic full length pad. I agreed a price of 85 USD all-in (ie 15 USD discount) so the table massage was only 5 USD extra. This is a "must have" at 5 USD! This is why: apart from having your dick and balls washed in foam for a few minutes, when your massage proper starts the girl seems more willing to be adventurous. She was soon licking my ass and balls and needed no encouragement to provide a fantastic BBJ. Again, included in the 50 USD extra. The whole session lasted over an hour and half for 85 plus 50. In UK you would pay double that easily and get nowhere near the service. The girls name was Tierney by the way. There were younger ones around the place, better looking too but I stuck with her the second time. I have the phone number of the place if anyone needs it.[/QUOTE]Welcome to the biggest Cathouse in Chicago proper. FYI, they are all like that once they know you. Dont get spoiled there tho, the others in the area are just as good.

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]Was on my way to do a little bit o shopping at Target, but decided to stop at Heaven as it was on my way. Four girls were sitting up front, one was kind of a hot Asian babe with bangs in her early 20s. Unfortunately she's not the one I got. I believe I was given Jenny, so I opted for the 30 minute session as I wasn't overly enthusiastic about my designated technician.

They advertise a table shower, but it wasn't offered so I didn't ask. Being the shallow bastard that I am, I wish I would have had the opportunity to get the young hottie. I blame myself for not requesting her. Nevertheless, a good massage was had.

Massage quality: 8, Looks: 5, Value: 8.[/QUOTE]

The hottie that you missed out on goes by the name of Coco. She's 21 years old and says she recently arrived from China...her English is very fluent though. She gave me a quick ts and carefully avoided sensitive areas. The mediocre massage was the same. She's a good conversationalist though...she inadvertently gave me an extra 10 minutes on the massage as we chatted about a subject that we had in common. She'a a nice young lady and is one of the most beautiful asian females that I have met.