Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

[QUOTE=Dr Kenneth W;1760392]Just curious why so many of you kiss phatdaty's ass. The admiration some of you express for him borders on some weird homo incest vibe.[/QUOTE]I'm popping popcorn and calling el Quartito to order pizza. This is going to fucking ROCK!

Flame ON!

A2

[QUOTE=Dr Kenneth W;1760392]Just curious why so many of you kiss phatdaty's ass. The admiration some of you express for him borders on some weird homo incest vibe.[/QUOTE]Dr. Ken, I searched "homo incest" and got over 2. 5 million results. In these United States in 2013 I would say homo incest is more normal and not some weird fringe activity. Don't they teach a PC class at your hospital? Maybe if you actually knew Phat DATY you might want to have an incestuous relationship with him too. I call DS on this one, Dumb Shit!

[QUOTE=PhatDaty; 1760549]Can you two take a break from sucking each other's dicks for a moment and pay attention to board protocol?

You two dumbasses should know better than to clutter up the fucking review section with your bullshit. If you feel the need to take a dump, squat and shit here in this nice commode A2 has made for you.

You two clowns should know better by now than to clutter the fucking review section with your bitching and moaning.

I am sorry if I am better fuck than you, and have more money to spend in the hobby than you do, but hey, if you feel the need to get your panties in a twist over it, at least do it in the correct fucking section of the board!

Thanks,

-PD[/QUOTE]Phat this reminds me of an old joke: you know why women have 2 sets of lips? So they can piss and moan at the same time.

Keep up the good work!

GG

As far as I have discovered there is only one advantage to being a "noob" on this board. That is that as a noob, I am in a position to know far more about those that have posted hundreds of times, or who respond regularly to others' posts. Your posts say a lot about your personalities. On the other hand you know very little about me. For instance it is easy to see from PhatDaty's posts that he is an egomaniac. Those of you who choose to kiss his ass are sycophants. Your posts honoring or defending him come across as wimpy and only fuel his continued egomania. You sycophants behave as if it serves your self interest far better to continually kiss his ass, rather than to call him out for being a braggart. What are you afraid of? Does phatdaty control your access to pussy? Be men and have some god damn self respect, especially those of you who are turned on by his reviews. I am actually still scratching my head as to what is so wrong in PhatDaty's personal life that he has to brag and embellish on his paid conquests. Yet, I am also curious what gets Phatdaty off more? Hot women, or the constant praise heaped upon him by men on this board?

I've made my opinion known on here about PHATs posts. I'm not for or against them, but I definitely don't want to see anyone quoting them in the review sections. I visit this site because it has made my hobby easier, but also because the site itself is entertainment. I don't mind the back and forth drama (in fact the opposite as it keeps me entertained) , as long as it's in the appropriate sections like this. Keep it up noobie, as if I'm not hobbying to get some boobie, at least I get a laugh at the noobie!

[QUOTE=Dr Kenneth W;1760392]Just curious why so many of you kiss phatdaty's ass. The admiration some of you express for him borders on some weird homo incest vibe.[/QUOTE]I never expect anyone to kiss my ass or kiss my ring as you seem to intimate. It is is called mutual respect and admiration. I bring a great deal of new talent to our local hobby community. Some of them are epic. I freely share my thirty years of hobby wisdom when guys need advice.

I also travel extensively, so I share inside intel for guys headed on road trips. For instance, you guys won't believe the hot little dish I was with last night in Nashville: review to come later this week. She is a auburn haired firecracker named Hannabeth. If you like a woman that is witty, charming, intelligent (she is in grad school down here) , beautiful. 5'2 125, with a narrow waist, large natural breasts, and a booty that is well rounded but, tight enough to bounce a quarter off, you need to let me know when you are headed south and I can put in a good word for you, unless you are a fucktard like Dr. Ken. By the way, she can suck the chrome off a bumper, and fuck like a minx, while quoting Seneca in the original Vulgate Latin, with a cute southern drawl.

A fucking awesome experience!

Next stop, Birmingham, and you should should see the gal I have lined up for a tryst tonight.

After that further south to the strip club capital of the world: Tampa / Clearwater to see my gal Selena and some of her friends-I host strip club after parties for the dancers.

I will of course, as always, share my intel freely, unless you are a fucktard like Dr. Ken

[QUOTE=Dr Kenneth W;1760935]As far as I have discovered there is only one advantage to being a "noob" on this board. That is that as a noob, I am in a position to know far more about those that have posted hundreds of times, or who respond regularly to others' posts. Your posts say a lot about your personalities. On the other hand you know very little about me. For instance it is easy to see from PhatDaty's posts that he is an egomaniac. Those of you who choose to kiss his ass are sycophants. Your posts honoring or defending him come across as wimpy and only fuel his continued egomania. You sycophants behave as if it serves your self interest far better to continually kiss his ass, rather than to call him out for being a braggart. What are you afraid of? Does phatdaty control your access to pussy? Be men and have some god damn self respect, especially those of you who are turned on by his reviews. I am actually still scratching my head as to what is so wrong in PhatDaty's personal life that he has to brag and embellish on his paid conquests. Yet, I am also curious what gets Phatdaty off more? Hot women, or the constant praise heaped upon him by men on this board?[/QUOTE]You clearly are a one dimensional thinker. Do you really believe the online persona some of us craft on the board have anything to do with who we actually are?

If so you are an idiot.

Phatdaty is simply a caricature.

As to the paid conquests, wow, you really have a lot to learn if you actually think we all pay the same rate, get the same level of service, or even length of time.

Besides, I don't pay these women to fuck, I pay them not to show up on my front lawn screaming in the middle of the night. I can land civilian pussy any time I want, but generally, they can't fuckk as well as a provider, and they come with a whole bunch of emotional baggage that can easily be cracked open and thrown all over your driveway some dark night.

Buy a fucking clue, doctor.

If you weren't so abrasive, perhaps one of the Pussy Jedi's (I am only one of many that are on here) on this board would take you as a Padawan, but so far you have proven to be intractable, so it would be a waste of time and energy.

[QUOTE=Wickman;1761203]I've made my opinion known on here about PHATs posts. I'm not for or against them, but I definitely don't want to see anyone quoting them in the review sections. I visit this site because it has made my hobby easier, but also because the site itself is entertainment. I don't mind the back and forth drama (in fact the opposite as it keeps me entertained) , as long as it's in the appropriate sections like this. Keep it up noobie, as if I'm not hobbying to get some boobie, at least I get a laugh at the noobie![/QUOTE]That's fair, you can laugh with me or at me, either is fine.

I am astounded by all the men who compliment him on how erotic his posts are, I find that creepy. Granted that's just my opinion, but I know factually there are many on this board Seniors and Noobs alike who agree with me. I also find it comical how he resorts to name calling and threats of "ass shredding" when people question his obvious use of artistic license to describe his encounters. I am sure the girls are every bit as good as he says so I am not challenging his veracity in that regard. Still, so much of his writing is filled with such obvious pretentious bull shit that the many qualities of the provider are sometimes lost. I think this is why many members find his posts so annoying.

Actually there is a part of me that has some sympathy for the guy. My experience is that "boys" that advertise and embellish their qualities suffer from a chronic lack of self worth and they probably have daddy issues.

All of the above being said, if he is not breaking the rules I will defend his right to post whatever BS his fingers type. Likewise, if I am not breaking the rules and as long as I keep it in the Octagon, I expect to be able to speak my mind. I grant that I made an apparently classic Noob mistake by posting my first reaction in the inappropriate forum, and I paid the price. Now that I am aware of The Octagon,"Let's get it on!"

Sit Verum Dux

Not expecting Phat's male fans to get this:

"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."

[QUOTE=Dr Kenneth W; 1760935]As far as I have discovered there is only one advantage to being a "noob" on this board.[/quote]I was not going to enter this fray but damned if I can sit here and just let it go. Phat can be arrogant, verbose, and you can throw in a little pompousness at times. But do you know what Dr. K? He delivers information, lots and lots of information. You, on the other hand offer nothing but inflammatory tripe that has no place on this or any other board. If you want to stay on this board, please delete your profile and start all over. I know that we will all miss your fucking 11 posts (it jumped up to 12 while I was typing, sorry) of such great and significant consequence. Please just go away. You actually seem to be a somewhat intelligent person but you insist on painting yourself with the brush which you smear others. I feel rather sorry for you, such a sad, pathetic little man. As always.

[QUOTE=Dr Kenneth W; 1761467]Not expecting Phat's male fans to get this:

"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."[/QUOTE]You are misusing Fredrick's quote young man. In fact, looking at your pattern, perhaps you should write this on your brain:

[b]"He who would learn to fly one day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance. One cannot fly into flying."[/b]

You are biting off far more than you can chew on this board. Take a step back and try learning from the wisdom of others.

[QUOTE=Dr Kenneth W;1761323]I also find it comical how he resorts to name calling and threats of "ass shredding" when people question his obvious use of artistic license to describe his encounters. I am sure the girls are every bit as good as he says so I am not challenging his veracity in that regard. Still, so much of his writing is filled with such obvious pretentious bull shit that the many qualities of the provider are sometimes lost.[/QUOTE]Perhaps you should book a date with one of the providers I review, and after the session ask them to be candid and tell you how you measured up.

There is no artistic license. They will tell you just what a tantric expert I happen to be.

Your entire approach here reminds me of the Hunter S. Thompson observation:

"For the rest of your life you will always be wondering what bawdy experience manly men will be experiencing sexually behind closed doors that is completely alien to you, and rather than admit your shortcomings and inadequacy, you will instead dismiss it as homo-erotica."

As promised the review of the southern belle I bedded last night is up:

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?4167-Escort-Reports&p=1761531#post1761531[/url]

Tonight I fucked Kylie, a graduate student in Psychology at the University of Alabama. As soon as I can walk and type again, that will be posted. Phat needs a sandwich and eight hours of sleep to recover from the sexual acrobatics indulged in this evening.

Damn, southern ladies are fucking awesome!

[QUOTE=Waltmore;1761665]I was not going to enter this fray but damned if I can sit here and just let it go. Phat can be arrogant, verbose, and you can throw in a little pompousness at times. But do you know what Dr. K? He delivers information, lots and lots of information. You, on the other hand offer nothing but inflammatory tripe that has no place on this or any other board. If you want to stay on this board, please delete your profile and start all over. I know that we will all miss your fucking 11 posts (it jumped up to 12 while I was typing, sorry) of such great and significant consequence. Please just go away. You actually seem to be a somewhat intelligent person but you insist on painting yourself with the brush which you smear others. I feel rather sorry for you, such a sad, pathetic little man. As always.[/QUOTE]Very well said, and I agree. Oh shit, now Dr. Ken is going to think Waltmore has a fan base too, and will want to start bashing him.

I apologize Walt.