Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1327436]You had a typical session. If you can get her to go to a more private location, with no teenagers running around, you should be able to get a no holes barred session. But that dark bedroom in the basement and the kids upstairs. Most guys feel weird about it. She's really into getting YOU to give her a massage. Funny all three providers I've been to in Hales Corners had red hair. The stretch marks scared me the most.[/QUOTE]I noticed in most of the posts about Big Red, her kids were mentioned. I definitely did not want to deal with any kids running around upstairs. I just did the most logical thing and went to see her during the day when the kids would most likely be in school. There were 2 cars in her driveway so I am guessing someone else may have been home but I didn't hear or see anybody else at the house.

And she never shuts the fuck up. If that's what I wanted I'd stay home with the old lady.

[QUOTE=Trader Joe;1327865]I noticed in most of the posts about Big Red, her kids were mentioned. I definitely did not want to deal with any kids running around upstairs. I just did the most logical thing and went to see her during the day when the kids would most likely be in school. There were 2 cars in her driveway so I am guessing someone else may have been home but I didn't hear or see anybody else at the house.[/QUOTE]I though I hit the jackpot the first time I went to her house. There was this beautiful young girl on the couch. I rang the bell, no answer, so I walked in. There she was, super hot. Wrong. It was one of the girlfriends of one of her boys taking a nap. Then Big Red emerged from the dungeon.

Stopped at a small town AMP today out of state. Had a really nice and attractive Asian gal in her 30s. Good massage and a HE. Very professional, no nudity, nothing more available on the menu. Had a nice long talk. Turns out she used to live in Pewaukee and worked at a Hibachi style restaurant out there on Capitol. Small world.

Karen is a headcase and makes you finish yourself. Not a great experience.

Her massage is decent but she never stops talking. And yeah you have to finish yourself. You can play with her above the waste while you do it. Not worth it with many other options out there.

[QUOTE=Amplover69;1328882]Her massage is decent but she never stops talking. And yeah you have to finish yourself. You can play with her above the waste while you do it. Not worth it with many other options out there.[/QUOTE]A repeat of all the things that were posted about Karen in the last dozen or so posts? WTF!

So, I heard Karen likes to talk to much, and makes you finish yourself, can anyone confirm?

LOL, J / K, this post was for you scotter, I could see your frustration in your post.

[QUOTE=Amplover69;1328882]Her massage is decent but she never stops talking. And yeah you have to finish yourself. You can play with her above the waste while you do it. Not worth it with many other options out there.[/QUOTE]Who would want to do that? Put up with a chatterbox. Then one hand on your johnson and one hand on her boob? Just reading through her ad and I'm scared.

[QUOTE=Waukesha; 1328941]So, I heard Karen likes to talk to much, and makes you finish yourself, can anyone confirm?

LOL, J / K, this post was for you scotter, I could see your frustration in your post.[/QUOTE]Confirmed and confirmed. LOL

Isn't the wording of the ad obvious enough? Little heads usually do the thinking, however. I have seen her a few times, hoping the next time would be something more.

My first time with her she got completely nude. 69'd me and gave me a great HJ to finish. I even played with her butthole a bit during. Shortly afterwards, she changed her policies and has never been the same since.

Self finish and minimal touching is accurate. Loves to talk.

S.

[QUOTE=Mickey 1973; 1327566][url]http://milwaukee.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/movinglast-chance-for-pro-swedish-esalaenstyle-massage/3631867[/url]

She posts at both therapeutic and adult body rubs. It seems funny that she is offering last chance to be grandfathered in for about a year now. She is like those perpetually going out of business stores. She is self service, and while nude for the massage is not really erotic or sensual. At times she uses too much pressure and it was a little painful. Overall not a recommend. For the price there is better. Plus the lengthy odd post is a little annoying.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Stevemilw67; 1329475]Isn't the wording of the ad obvious enough? Little heads usually do the thinking, however. I have seen her a few times, hoping the next time would be something more.

My first time with her she got completely nude. 69'd me and gave me a great HJ to finish. I even played with her butthole a bit during. Shortly afterwards, she changed her policies and has never been the same since.

Self finish and minimal touching is accurate. Loves to talk.

S.[/QUOTE]She is not the first one I've encountered like this. A lot of them are stay at home single moms, no car, no license, no job, and no help from the baby daddy. They don't want to sleep around yet they do enjoy male companionship. They are husband hunting. If you look like you'd be a good mate and provider, they usually give you their best effort to make you happy. If you appear to be looking to score a HJ, or don't appear appealing to her, you will just get the massage. The whole nudity thing is to just get you in the door. No different that going to a strip club and getting a lap dance. I've noticed one thing these types of girls have in common is they are chatterboxes. It probably has something to do with their mental state, perhaps ADHD. Often the only time they stop talking is when you are pacifying them with your penis. Even then they keep trying to talk. If you feel you must see this type of therapist because you find it a challange, I suggest you look your best, be clean, appear to be a single parent that cares, gainfully employed, and most important, let her talk. Ask her some engaging questions and let her get it all out. Once they have finished talking they are often ready for sex. There stress had been relieved and they are relaxed. You did something for them no one else does. You listened to them, when most guys are just trying to steer her hands to their cock. Sure it can be a difficult hour of pointless babble. Personally, I don't have the patience for this. There is another one like this on the east side, older one, forget her name.Susanne-salt bath, something like that. Many are on dating sites looking for a mate. Oh and if you ever take one out on a date, well my friends you just got yourself a stalker. Married mongers. Do not go to these types. They will eventually call you at home.

Karen was discussed at length in the CL review forum:

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?4954-Success[/url]

Bottom line is that she is nuts. Save your time and money and go elsewhere.

[QUOTE=BadAz Mofo; 1331242]Karen was discussed at length in the CL review forum:

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?4954-Success[/url]

Bottom line is that she is nuts. Save your time and money and go elsewhere.[/QUOTE]Very important to her that you know she will be nude and she used to be a stripper. She makes sure you know that. Thats enough to get a lot of suckers to call.

My experience with her is identical to these last several comments. She is capable of a very good massage. But she won't shut up. She quit the happy ending part of the massage a few years ago and that was my last trip to see her. Used to be very creative in this area. More on the table when cash was tight. If you think her web site is wordy, go get a massage and you will hear her life story.

JJ