Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Mikey080;2223231]Any link for her?[/QUOTE]Was curious for info too.

Stormy visited 117 Coastal yesterday for the second time. The first time, about a week ago, Stormy experienced a very eager short thick Asian masseuse in her mid-late 30's who was more than willing to rid herself of her top. Yesterday, Stormy met a leaner woman of about the same age and received an overly oily massage. Not in a good way. And generally rude demeanor. The place also stunk of food and the provider answered two calls to her cell phone during the session; no apologies for the interruption. Lastly, Stormy ended the rude almost condescending attempt at a finish early and dressed and walked out. Leaving the rude attendant with only the $10 difference in the $50 house fee and $60 paid as a tip. Stormy has a real issue with providers NOT providing the payment difference (change) and allowing the customer to determine HOW and HOW much to tip.

Had time before attending the nearby college and decided to take a chance. Received a nice massage but that was all. No topless, no touch, no HE. But if you need a massage, the. 4 for 1/2 hour is not bad. // chesapeake. [URL]backpage.com[/URL]/ BodyRubs / voted-the-bestfantastic-full-body-massagefree-table-shower-25/11676508.

After reading the reviews, jump on the band wagon for some fun. . 4 to the house, was joined by an elderly lady who wasn't grey just yet. No topless, no touch, but did enjoy a rather nice HE and she let me place the value on the tip. Not sure if I will return.

First and last visit to this spot on VBB near VBTC. As I was walking in noticed a looky-loo peering out of the window in Office Max. Decided to do lap before ducking inside. Met by CoCo who was the only person there at 10 AM on a weekday. Shocked at the $65 hourly fee given all the specials around recently. Reluctantly agreed since she looked younger (40?) and thinner that the average AMP lady. Ok room. Walls don't reach ceiling. Clean paper on table. No way to tell about linens. Massage was fine. Medium pressure, but never asked. No feet. Light lotion. Strategically stood to avoid roaming. Good teasing before flip. As soon as I flipped the negotiation began. HE was 40 with OTC or 50 with UTC. Kinda pricey given the mechanical nature of the ending. Not a good value. Will not repeat. Left out the back door to avoid the Office Max peeper.

[QUOTE=Mongeroose;2227972]First and last visit to this spot on VBB near VBTC. As I was walking in noticed a looky-loo peering out of the window in Office Max. Decided to do lap before ducking inside. Met by CoCo who was the only person there at 10 AM on a weekday. Shocked at the $65 hourly fee given all the specials around recently. Reluctantly agreed since she looked younger (40?) and thinner that the average AMP lady. Ok room. Walls don't reach ceiling. Clean paper on table. No way to tell about linens. Massage was fine. Medium pressure, but never asked. No feet. Light lotion. Strategically stood to avoid roaming. Good teasing before flip. As soon as I flipped the negotiation began. HE was 40 with OTC or 50 with UTC. Kinda pricey given the mechanical nature of the ending. Not a good value. Will not repeat. Left out the back door to avoid the Office Max peeper.[/QUOTE]I recently paid a visit to this establishment and had Coco as a masseuse as well. First mistake I made was going on a Sunday night about an hour and one half before closing and asked for an hour. By the way, they do offer a 55.00 per hour massage (I think the deep tissue is 65.00). I thought Coco was pretty hot but it ended there. Like Mongeroose said, I just tried to touch her calf during the massage and she backed away. There was absolutely no conversation during the entire massage and it was very sterile and non-erotic to say the least! The massage was too hard and too fast for my liking, despite me telling her to take it easy. The tease lasted all of one minute and consisted of light grazing near the boys but they were never touched! On the flip, she immediately started asking for a tip! This is usually a turnoff for me, but if said in a sexy voice, then ok, fine. Unfortunately, sexy does not describe Coco. She touched my semi (I was surprised I even had a semi! But I laughed and said no. She had an incredulous look on her face and said "No touch" I said no, finished, because it was so damn mechanical. I did give her a decent tip for the massage and explained to her as best I could with hand gestures that more teasing should be done before the flip so that it's a natural buildup to the HE. As always, YMMV.

Well, I decided to give Euclid another shot after the AMP I wanted wasn't available at another AMP. I did have a good experience there with an older provider but she wasn't available. The mamasan told me to "try new young girl, very good, very good", so against my better judgement, I said ok. Long story short, nice looking young lady, but first thing she asked me in the room was if I had an appointment! Then she left the room 2-3 times to talk to the mamasan and came back in talking on the phone! Wow, talk about breaking any mood that might have been there. Anyway, massage was ok, a little bit of teasing, but the HE was very lackluster and I left without a release. LOL. I think I'm finally done with this place. It's a shame because the location is great.

[QUOTE=DaleyBoy55;2228437]Well, I decided to give Euclid another shot after the AMP I wanted wasn't available at another AMP. I did have a good experience there with an older provider but she wasn't available. The mamasan told me to "try new young girl, very good, very good", so against my better judgement, I said ok. Long story short, nice looking young lady, but first thing she asked me in the room was if I had an appointment! Then she left the room 2-3 times to talk to the mamasan and came back in talking on the phone! Wow, talk about breaking any mood that might have been there. Anyway, massage was ok, a little bit of teasing, but the HE was very lackluster and I left without a release. LOL. I think I'm finally done with this place. It's a shame because the location is great.[/QUOTE]I'm growing frustrated with this area. I've lived elsewhere, around the country, and it's really sad to have a large amount of AMPs but nearly ZERO with reliable results. I mean, relatively attractive, friendly, good service and some sort of menu is really not too much to ask. Anyone have any theories on why? Mine is economic in that it appears to me that if everyone would stop rewarding half assed service with continued business things would change. Thoughts?

[QUOTE=StormyArthur;2229760]I'm growing frustrated with this area. I've lived elsewhere, around the country, and it's really sad to have a large amount of AMPs but nearly ZERO with reliable results. I mean, relatively attractive, friendly, good service and some sort of menu is really not too much to ask. Anyone have any theories on why? Mine is economic in that it appears to me that if everyone would stop rewarding half assed service with continued business things would change. Thoughts?[/QUOTE]I think it is more the transitional aspect of the area. People come and go through here unlike many other areas. So very difficult for anything to get established and nothing is more transitional than the AMPs.

The area also has been well known for "hit and miss" opportunities whether you are talking AMPs, SW's, BP Advertisers or anything else. Course "back in the day" the SW's were quite plentiful, but that is more "hit or miss" than ever. Even UTR ladies come and go on a regular basis, although some I have seen for over 2 years.

The good news is that when one moves on I generally find 2-3 more that are available for a reciprocal relationship!

Which begs the question why even waste your time and money on AMPs? For the time, work and effort (not to mention the money) that might get you a "rub & tug" you could find and cultivate a much more rewarding UTR relationship. Of course if that is what you are looking for I strongly suggest you research the posts on Natalie from Craigslist.

UTR Ladies are pretty much all I see now and the sub-culture is growing as evidenced by many back channel information trades.

Just my 2 cents on the matter.

For those of you who enjoy a good rub from a hot looking honest lady. Google this number and she is text friendly BTW:

512-842-7662 experienced ebony honey with awesome body and a superior HE enjoy no drama.

Her ad does not come up when you google her number now. The number is embedded in the ad header not in the BP ad itself.

Text her she is the real deal enjoy! Sorry for the error on my part.

[QUOTE=Redleg27;2230450]For those of you who enjoy a good rub from a hot looking honest lady. Google this number and she is text friendly BTW:

512-842-7662 experienced ebony honey with awesome body and a superior HE enjoy no drama.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=StormyArthur;2229760]I'm growing frustrated with this area. I've lived elsewhere, around the country, and it's really sad to have a large amount of AMPs but nearly ZERO with reliable results. I mean, relatively attractive, friendly, good service and some sort of menu is really not too much to ask. Anyone have any theories on why? Mine is economic in that it appears to me that if everyone would stop rewarding half assed service with continued business things would change. Thoughts?[/QUOTE]Having lived with a girl now for four years who owns two AMPs (legit ones), I can offer you a little insight into the situation, at least as it occurs in Hampton Roads. The ownership structure for AMPs at least in the Hampton Roads area is that the majority of the now 40 plus AMPs are such that most owners own anywhere from 2 to 5 AMPs. This area, as you might be aware, is highly saturated with military, and these girls are keenly aware of that. They make up approximately 48-56% of the customer base. The girls refer to these guys as the 'Military Lonely Hearts Club", made up of a lot of guys who even the thought of being touched by someone who even loosely can be referred to as female, is enough to get them excited.

Listening to these girls talk for years now while having dinner back at the apartment where they live after work, let's just say they don't exactly think of many of the customers as the summa cum laude of Harvard. I can tell you without any mental reservation whatsoever, that these girls do not think one more iota of you for over tipping them in the hopes of getting wanked next time. They view many of these guys as suckers. Almost all are married with husbands either back in China, or Flushing, New York, and have children. Yet hope springs eternal in many of these guys.

Take that for what it is worth.

[QUOTE=Robespiere;2231200]Having lived with a girl now for four years who owns two AMPs (legit ones), I can offer you a little insight into the situation, at least as it occurs in Hampton Roads. The ownership structure for AMPs at least in the Hampton Roads area is that the majority of the now 40 plus AMPs are such that most owners own anywhere from 2 to 5 AMPs. This area, as you might be aware, is highly saturated with military, and these girls are keenly aware of that. They make up approximately 48-56% of the customer base. The girls refer to these guys as the 'Military Lonely Hearts Club", made up of a lot of guys who even the thought of being touched by someone who even loosely can be referred to as female, is enough to get them excited.

Listening to these girls talk for years now while having dinner back at the apartment where they live after work, let's just say they don't exactly think of many of the customers as the summa cum laude of Harvard. I can tell you without any mental reservation whatsoever, that these girls do not think one more iota of you for over tipping them in the hopes of getting wanked next time. They view many of these guys as suckers. Almost all are married with husbands either back in China, or Flushing, New York, and have children. Yet hope springs eternal in many of these guys.

Take that for what it is worth.[/QUOTE]Robespiere,

Thanks man. Very interesting. I won't waste my time at any AMPs based on a combination of personal experience and your unique insight. I do, however, often get a hankering for Asian. Not sure how I will satisfy that thirst.

[QUOTE=Robespiere;2231200]Having lived with a girl now for four years who owns two AMPs (legit ones),......[/QUOTE]Tell us which 2 and we will know to look else where. Win-Win!

Hello all, been lurking a couple weeks, figured I'd get into the act, checked out Healing Hands last week in Chesapeake, total waste of time, As I figured it would be, having done my research here, but my search for a good non Asian provider got the better of me, so my search continues, but at least I can mark this place off my list for good. Massage wasn't even anything to write home about. .