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[QUOTE=Jannisary;6417495]Sorry to hear you had a bad experience at Healthy. But, what is the point of the post if you're not going to give enough details so the rest of us know what happened?[/QUOTE]What time. Who did he see. What went wrong.
Agreed.
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[QUOTE=Jannisary;6417495] what is the point of the post if you're not going to give enough details so the rest of us know what happened?[/QUOTE]A fair question. I was hoping my record posting on sg would give people confidence in my ranking this as "the worst". You'll find many very positive posts and even some posts designed to help newbies who don't know what to do their first time at an AMP.
Girl supposed to be answering the door was asleep behind the counter. I had to HELLO to wake her up,. When she tried to communicate with me by mouth in a language I could not understand the other "girl" came out. 4 os with baby damage, big mammaries size of dodge ball balls but feel of basketballs, skinny, flabby, and no idea how to make a guy interested. She had a set routine and enforced it my grabbing me and putting me in the position she wanted. A customer, especially when his face is in one of those face-holes in the bench, has no way to alter that routine and still be civil and polite.
No English at all, just poking phones and giving me looks at their translated replies. Repeating "No", shaking my head and putting my spread hands out in a "stay back" gesture while standing up did not discourage her from upselling "TWO GIRLS?" 3 or 4 times. Instead she tried to put my hands down and reached again for her phone. Before the flip her massage involved the heels of her hands, her knees, and sometimes her palms, never any fingers into muscle. Kneeling on my back at the waist has no relationship with massage in my experience and firm Karate chops up and down my legs and arms felt like what you imagine.
After the flip, more sexy to her meant pounding harder and faster. I had paid FS yet had to plead for HJ because foreplay was absent, I didn't trust her teeth on my body parts, and FS felt like a jackhammer. Even with HJ she didn't understand what part of a man is sensitive or that squeezing harder is a physiological turn-off.
She walked out while I was still lying there damp with half the hour still remaining. After a while I helped myself to a towel, dried off as best I could, and put my socks and pants on, whereupon she returned, put a towel in hot water, and advanced with a big smile. I said something like "too late" into her phone and finished dressing while she read and spoke into it. While retrieving my shoes, she tried to stand me up and pointed to the table, and to her phone which said "massage". I just walked out fast with her following all the way to the door holding onto the back of my T-shirt.
YMMV doesn't come close to explaining this visit. Much could be poor hiring (if that is the appropriate phrase) or lack of training, which implicates the person or company that owns the franchise and, one can speculate, other AMP locations.
John.
New owners at Providence, and a sweet litttle girl doing the massages, I'd say 25-28 name was anna, cute with a good body, masssage was good, flip was decent will try for FS next visit.
[QUOTE=JohnBTipton;6417697]A fair question. I was hoping my record posting on sg would give people confidence in my ranking this as "the worst". You'll find many very positive posts and even some posts designed to help newbies who don't know what to do their first time at an AMP.
Girl supposed to be answering the door was asleep behind the counter. I had to HELLO to wake her up,. When she tried to communicate with me by mouth in a language I could not understand the other "girl" came out. 4 os with baby damage, big mammaries size of dodge ball balls but feel of basketballs, skinny, flabby, and no idea how to make a guy interested. She had a set routine and enforced it my grabbing me and putting me in the position she wanted. A customer, especially when his face is in one of those face-holes in the bench, has no way to alter that routine and still be civil and polite.
No English at all, just poking phones and giving me looks at their translated replies. Repeating "No", shaking my head and putting my spread hands out in a "stay back" gesture while standing up did not discourage her from upselling "TWO GIRLS?" 3 or 4 times. Instead she tried to put my hands down and reached again for her phone. Before the flip her massage involved the heels of her hands, her knees, and sometimes her palms, never any fingers into muscle. Kneeling on my back at the waist has no relationship with massage in my experience and firm Karate chops up and down my legs and arms felt like what you imagine.
After the flip, more sexy to her meant pounding harder and faster. I had paid FS yet had to plead for HJ because foreplay was absent, I didn't trust her teeth on my body parts, and FS felt like a jackhammer. Even with HJ she didn't understand what part of a man is sensitive or that squeezing harder is a physiological turn-off.
She walked out while I was still lying there damp with half the hour still remaining. After a while I helped myself to a towel, dried off as best I could, and put my socks and pants on, whereupon she returned, put a towel in hot water, and advanced with a big smile. I said something like "too late" into her phone and finished dressing while she read and spoke into it. While retrieving my shoes, she tried to stand me up and pointed to the table, and to her phone which said "massage". I just walked out fast with her following all the way to the door holding onto the back of my T-shirt.
YMMV doesn't come close to explaining this visit. Much could be poor hiring (if that is the appropriate phrase) or lack of training, which implicates the person or company that owns the franchise and, one can speculate, other AMP locations.
John.[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear about your bad experience, not sure which provider, but I've been to healthy a few times the past couple of weeks and had both Emily and Andy (I think they are both still there).
My experience was pretty good. Not on the level of Selena or Grace, but certainly worth the visit. Good massage and a lot of attention on the flip.
[QUOTE=JohnBTipton;6417697]A fair question. I was hoping my record posting on sg would give people confidence in my ranking this as "the worst". You'll find many very positive posts and even some posts designed to help newbies who don't know what to do their first time at an AMP.
[/QUOTE]Frankly, your posting history doesn't mean anything if you don't include any details about what happened to you. Just saying you had a bad experience at the place could mean so many things. Sorry you had a bad visit but that is a gamble we take walking into the spas even if the girls have good reviews.
I didn't mention it my previous reviews of Healthy but twice I had to call the number on the sign on the front door to get a girl to unlock the door and greet me. That number got me their manager and then she called the girls, LOL. One time they were eating and another time they were both sleeping in the middle of the afternoon. If you really think the session was that terrible I'd suggest you call the number and let her know about the issue.
The translator app issue is just something you're going have to either get used to or find places where the girls speak more English. For the most part if you want hot younger ladies at the spas the chances of them knowing a lot of English is slim.
[QUOTE=Jannisary;6418956]I had to call the number on the sign on the front door to get a girl to unlock the door and greet me..[/QUOTE]I did not drive to Springfield beforehand to notice that number on the front door. I had called the number on their web site twice, no answer, no voice mail, line went dead after several rings. The nonfunctional web site number is one of the reasons that I implicated poor management in my long detailed followup post. I had texted ahead with my ETA and gotten a positive reply. The door was not unlocked when I drove up on time, walked in, and found the other girl asleep behind the counter.
I saw no indication that anybody besides those two girls was there when I was. If a manager were present, that person did not emerge from the back when my provider was talking loud in her language with her hand on my elbow trying to keep me from striding down the hallway and out.
And a post with "terrible" but lacking details is not bad form considering that these women live a closeted, difficult working life especially when they have not been able to learn the language. You can certainly understand that I didn't want to go into the negatives when I was still reacting emotionally from that visit.
Please don't be critical when a poster tries to do something reasonable and cannot.
John.
Stopped by A1 today on a whim. Got a semi cute girl, I forget her name, starts with an "E", Emma maybe? Looks weren't bad, kinda short, long legs, really nice long hair, maybe large B or small C cup titties. Face was maybe a 6/10, body 7/10. The massage was really good, worked out a lot of knots. But was very short. I paid for an hour and about 20 minutes in she went to get a hot towel to wipe the oil off. She came back in and offered CBJ or HJ. I tried to convince her "boom boom" be she kept declining, insinuating it was that time of the month and said "boom boom next time". So I went for the CBJ. She stopped a few times to say that her neck or jaw was hurting, this started about 3 minutes in. There was limited roaming because of Aunt Flo and the whole BJ last maybe 10 or so minutes subtracting the times that she came up to complain. I bust as we are right at 35 or so minutes into the session thinking at least she'll finish the massage, but she tells that somebody else is waiting, she's "busy busy". Helps me get dressed and offers me a water and I'm out the door. She had a really fun personality and was very cute and bubbly, but paying for an hour, getting 30 something minutes and a limited menu, I could've spent the same amount on an escort for half an hour and gotten full service. As great as her personality was, I wasn't paying for a buddy so I won't be repeating until they switch out. A1 had had some great providers, I first saw Grace and Salina there, but my second experience with Apple and my first experience with this girl had me considering keeping my business at Warm or Cozy. As always, YMMV, it's possible that I caught her rushed and on the rag, but still, kinda lackluster.
Finally I saw a real post pop up on another site this morning. How refreshing.
So I took the opportunity to stop in and see for myself.
I was met at the door by Cola, a very pretty young woman (25-30) with medium length hair, wearing a very revealing little outfit. I have found when this happens I opt for 60 minutes, and I am very happy that I did today. A fair massage, with hair and a set of gorgeous natural C boobies (with huge nips) dangling down teasing my back, followed. From there it only got better! 60 min. And $$ later the only thing huge I had left on me was a smile. LOL.
Go see this vixen. She is DEFINITELY worth a visit.
Stopped at A1 today and met Bella. Very young and pretty. Great spinner body and firm. Excellent massage skills. Not much English but very big smile and friendly throughout. On the flip was a lot of fun. Will definitely be back soon.
[QUOTE=Gofer74;6426959]Finally I saw a real post pop up on another site this morning. How refreshing.
So I took the opportunity to stop in and see for myself.
I was met at the door by Cola, a very pretty young woman (25-30) with medium length hair, wearing a very revealing little outfit. I have found when this happens I opt for 60 minutes, and I am very happy that I did today. A fair massage, with hair and a set of gorgeous natural C boobies (with huge nips) dangling down teasing my back, followed. From there it only got better! 60 min. And $$ later the only thing huge I had left on me was a smile. LOL..[/QUOTE]Thanks for the recommendation. Stopped today to visit cola. Very pretty and good English. Massage was excellent lots of attention to all the right places.
Very playful and vocal. I will definitely be back. Money well spent.
She was good. Didn't ask tip upfront. Huge plus. One thing negative was she wanted me to fully covered from the beginning to the end. Is there a girl slamming a cover on Jr when it comes to the main event?
The one who I believe is in charge (40 ish, attractive, OK English) gave me the best massage I've had in ages. She was also good on the flip and allowed some roaming. I've seen her a few times and she is always enjoyable. It's just L1 here, which may disappoint those on this forum since we seem to hear only about the same 3 or 4 places that do more, but GY is still top 2 for me.
[QUOTE=Gofer74;6426959]Finally I saw a real post pop up on another site this morning. How refreshing.
So I took the opportunity to stop in and see for myself.
I was met at the door by Cola, a very pretty young woman (25-30) with medium length hair, wearing a very revealing little outfit. I have found when this happens I opt for 60 minutes, and I am very happy that I did today. A fair massage, with hair and a set of gorgeous natural C boobies (with huge nips) dangling down teasing my back, followed. From there it only got better! 60 min. And $$ later the only thing huge I had left on me was a smile. LOL.
Go see this vixen. She is DEFINITELY worth a visit.[/QUOTE]She definitely has some huge nips!
[QUOTE=Kryan13;6436135]She definitely has some huge nips![/QUOTE]Is that the Cozy Cabin Spa?
I was passing through Springfield on a drive from St. Louis to Chicago. First tried to stop at Healthy but they didn't pick up the phone and the lot was full when I drove by so I didn't try. Went to Cozy next which had zero cars in the lot in the back so figured I was in the clear. Greeted by a woman (probably 50? Wearing a bathrobe and no makeup and what appeared to be no clothing on underneath. C or D cups. There's what I assume is a fellow monger sitting on the couch so she quickly pulls me in a room, takes $40 for hhr and leaves. I disrobe and all of a sudden she's in a full-on argument with the dude (mostly him talking, she didn't speak much English) outside the door. He's talking to her either like an angry boyfriend (or ex) or pimp and either way my uneasiness is off the charts. This goes on for at least five minutes and she comes back in the room to say "hold on, hold on" and leaves again. Soon I hear the guy say "do you even know who that is in there" and at that point I'm ready to bolt. Put all my clothes on and started to walk out and she starts trying to pull my arm back saying "one moment, one moment" and the dude is now standing in the shadows of the bathroom. I decided to just cut my losses and scram and eat the $40. Got some serious heebie jeebies from the whole situation. Either way, I was on a tight schedule so had to get back on the road unsatisfied and $40 poorer.
Regardless, there's some great intel on this board and sounds like there's a lot of great spots in the area. I'll be back but hopefully when I have more time to drive / shop around. Happy to give Chicago intel if anyone ever needs it.