Sexhobbyist's guide to strip clubs, part 4: stripper types
Sexhobbyist's Guide to Strip Clubs, part 4
TYPES OF STRIPPERS
(Credit: Neil Miller, Doubleviking dot com)
The Perfect 10—a.k.a. "The Pretty Girl"
Could be new; could be a career girl. However, always totally gorgeous and has a smoking body. However, she gets by completely on her looks and works better as eye candy than as a lap dancer. Avoid this one unless you're at an all-nude, no-touch club.
The New Kid on the Block
This girl's new to stripping. She's often very pretty and usually is working her way through college. Her inexperience makes her inconsistent. She can be good or bad, depending on the girl. She might be too nervous to give a good show, but she might be more adventurous and "go that extra mile." Take this gamble only if she'll actually drink what you buy her from the bar.
The Old Gray Mare—a.k.a. "The Lifer"
This girl is way past her prime. She may have been hot 15 or 20 years ago, but too many kids, too much drinking and too much smoking has taken its toll. The other girls won't tip her even if they're using your money. Don't be surprised if she's related to the club owner.
The Bait-and-Switch
Watch out for these girls as they cover a variety of demographics. These strippers are out for fast cash and don't have any regular customers. They prey on the new guys. Their m.o. is to promise or imply extras, especially if they quote you a specific tip amount, but never deliver. Test for this one by getting the $20 couch dance before buying time in the back room.
The Career Girl
Unless you're looking for a specific body type, you're going to have your best time with this girl. She's usually a 6 to an 8—hot enough to fulfill the stripper fantasy, but not perfect. Realistically, they often have a boyfriend or husband, they're a working mother and a little older (late 20s or early 30s). However, she's got a stock of regulars, and she's figured out the biz. She knows how to show a good time, she's a good provider and definitely worth the money.
Sexhobbyist's comments:
I love the Career Girls. They know how to treat a customer and are willing to be flexible. I've seen them for years at various clubs and usually follow them when they change venues. They have known me for a long time and know what I need and they get paid accordingly. There's no surprises with them. They're like comfort food—always good or the soul.
I don't mind trying out the New Kid on the Block because I have the opportunity to train them to my standards. I've done this successfully many times. The downside is, once they get broken in by me, they usually leave the business. A hazard of the business.
What are your stripper types?
Sexhobbyist
Experience with CS at night
I've been debating whether to mention this in the open forum but after my experience this past Tues night I've decided to speak up.
Went in to CS last week Wed night (I usually go in during the day). Kind of a slow night in there but was still looking to have a decent time. Along comes Cayden and a good table dance. Asks to move to VIP. Now I've taken Cayden to VIP before and things were good so I agree. Cayden obviously doesn't remember me (no big deal) but such is life. After 5 VIP dances she opts to take a break and asks for payment (5 VIP plus one floor). She asks for a min of $100! I'm thinking that is a bit steep but she looks good and I'm a pushover for a pretty girl. I reluctantly gave her the C note and waited for her return (at this point I've only got $50 left so I decided to finish the night with her). Upon her return I ended up buying her a couple more shots (three in total) and a couple more VIP dances to finish off my cash.
Things should have ended there but after the investment I thought I'd continue for a bit. Decided to hit the ATM and try a few more dances. As I suspected the dances got better (quite a bit but not the ultimate). After 9 more VIP I was ready to call it a night. Now she asks for another $300! She had to settle for less since I didn't get that much out of the ATM but even what I gave her was WAY more than it should have been. I left feeling like the biggest strip club rookie....
To top it all off was back in this past Tues night. Saw Cayden come by my table a couple of times and she didn't even give me a smile. Talk about lack of appreciation.
So, bottom line is decent mileage but in my book WAY, WAY overpriced. Good looks and nice dances but attitude doesn't get my recommendation. You can do much better...
Sorry for the rant but hopefully this will save some of you some trouble.
K4me
Another week in the clubs
A couple of interesting things happened this week.
A dancer who I've gotten close to doing fs came up to me and asked if I'd do anal instead of regular. Yes, of course, I told her. We get to the VIP and she's getting all hot and bothered. I'm doing my best to get her prepared. We tried a couple of times but she said it hurt because I was too big. So...she straddled me cowgirl and we did a regular fs session until she came so loud we drew too much attention. Now I know why she wanted to do anal. When she climaxes, she sounds like an air raid warning siren. I thought for sure we'd be busted.
At another club this past week I was trying a new dancer in the VIP. She never danced for me before at the tables or in the VIP. I had her in the VIP based upon the recommendation of a waitress friend. We sat down on the couch and the first thing she said was, "What are your fetishes?" A thousand different fetishes ran through my mind. I didn't know if she was just making conversation or fishing for something more intimate. Since I didn't know exactly what kind of answer she was looking for, I told her that I had two fetishes, passionate french kissing and fingering wet pussies. The next thing I knew she was cleaning my tonsils with her tongue in one of the most passionate liplocks I've experienced in a long time. This went on for about five minutes and I was getting really turned on when she took my hand and guided it into her t-bar to feel her moist pussy. I began fingering her and it was like the dam burst. She was really turned on by now and was squirming with the fingering while kissing the hell out of me. She drenched my fingers when she climaxed and collapsed with her head against my chest. Not a bad beginning for us. And she hadn't even started dancing yet. Needless to say the rest of the session went great. I asked her what her fetishes were and when she told me, I performed them on her. By the time we were done, neither of us could walk and we both had embarrassing stains on our clothes from an exchange of bodily fluids. Thinking back on the experience, I thought she had a very clever opening line. I just wish that I'd said that my favorite fetish is face sitting or DP or threesomes or....
Also this week my female pimp kept me busy with luscious honeys including a couple of new prospects in a couple of the clubs. Details forthcoming once I've finished with them.
Sexhobbyist
