Strip Club Reports

Gotta get me a passport card. I just got out of a divorce & I wanna taste it all.

Any tips for solid action at the Bird?

Will it still work if I go on a busy night?

Thanks!

Of course, but just understand the rule of supply and demand on a busier night. In other words, withdraw some extra cash or bring your negotiating skills with you from the office.[QUOTE=Marlin 795]Any tips for solid action at the Bird?

Will it still work if I go on a busy night?

Thanks![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Marlin 795]Any tips for solid action at the Bird?

Will it still work if I go on a busy night?

Thanks![/QUOTE]

I was there Saturday afternoon - typical dreary 3/4 empty and LOTS of action for me with hot dancers for next to no money. I remarked to one dancer that I'd never come here on a weekend night when it was crowded - no leverage and no privacy. She said no shit...she'd been there the previous Saturday night and reported the couches AND VIP rooms to be packed - 5-7 asses parked next to each other in the VIP. What's the point? Seek out the dead zones even though your dancer selection will be limited...but maybe worth a stop in at busier times to get digits from girls who will see you outside.

Bottom line is this club needs to build in more capacity to fly dirty during peak hours.

[QUOTE=B Malibu]Of course, but just understand the rule of supply and demand on a busier night. In other words, withdraw some extra cash or bring your negotiating skills with you from the office.[/QUOTE]

Or just go with Malibu, your batting percentage will be inversely proportional to his! lol! JP my brudda!!!

[QUOTE=The Camel]I can't speak directly to your question, but I can tell you that if you make an application for a passport card, you will be fine at the border if you show customs your receipt for the application fee. In fact, people in the know are still insisting that the passport rule is just plain not being enforced at the border and Americans are routinely being allowed through with just a drivers license as in times past. But surely if you have the passport receipt, a DL and a birth certificate, you will have zero problem. I traveled to TJ a couple of times myself with these documents while my application was pending.

And thanks to Hugo TheMan's sensible response to yet another uninformed poster writing about the risk of "getting killed for a little pussy" by going to TJ. I realize that people who aren't in the TJ loop and even some who are have got their heads full of images and media stories and deceptive warnings from the State Department about the drug war violence and mayhem gone wild in Mexico over the last few years. But if a person takes just a little time to actually pay attention to the details, they will know that this has never gone beyond internecine gang warfare in most parts of Mexico including Baja California, the state where TJ is located.

In plain fact, not one single tourist from the U.S. visiting TJ to enjoy venues like Hong Kong and the other delights of the zona norte has ever been a victim of this violence. NOT ONE EVER!!! Yes there are crime risks in TJ but as stated, overall less risk of being taken down by a stray bullet than in L.A. and parts of OC. There is petty crime as there is in every urban jungle. Bottom line is TJ sex tourists have been 100% unaffected by the situation that we see every week in the media. Thinking that one should not visit TJ for fear of this violence is like thinking that one should never step foot in Los Angeles because street gangs war against other street gangs there - except that TJ is safer because the local homicidal maniacs make surgical kills whereas the idiot gang youth of L.A. and OC take random victims in their reckless rampages.

I would personally not venture into a few particular areas along the border and interior of Mexico right now where the violence has taken a more random turn, so I'm not blind to what's going on. I am in fact precisely tuned into what is going on and I know that TJ is safe for innocent tourists. Cartel criminals are still being killed by competing criminals, but TJ right now is as peaceful as it has ever been throughout this escalation of the war on drugs. So again, although it pisses me off when I see the misinformed warning posts about TJ, I understand that they are well meaning and just that, misinformed. TJ has also been more fun than ever with Americans turning pussy over the news and staying home instead of making the effort to precisely comprehend the content of these news stories. But it is a pretty stupid situation that panocha hunters would ignore this vast wealth of legal, inexpensive and HOT providers right in their backyards.

Sorry for the rant but it makes me crazy seeing so many people living in the dark for so long.[/QUOTE]


I got a passport card just for just that reason, visited AB after an afternoon of racing at Del Mar. I paid $45, although it recently went up. Worth the money if you plan on visiting TJ.

[QUOTE=Spoonclock]Well, I retract that now. Apparently management realized what a dumb move they made and have returned dance prices back to 10. Good for them.

Unfortunately I'm sure they'll make up for it with even more drink hustle.[/QUOTE]Hah! I'd rather pay the $15/dance if there were ZERO drink hustle. Of course, those that have no problem shutting those waitresses down every five minutes might disagree.

It has been years since I have ventured into a strip club so sorry if I sound naive. My question is this: Is there any strip club in Orange County that serves a decent lunch (any lunch)? Don't need extras from the girls. I have out of town business guests I'm supposed to take to lunch on Friday and they want to see women in some state of undress while filling their beer bellys with food at the same time.

Any suggestions?

Thanks

Went back to the Bird on a weekday and sampled a lot of the dancers with 1 or 2 $10 lap dances. There was a latina named Diana that was by far the most beautiful girl in the house and definately the best body. I went to the lap dance booth with her. First song she gave me unlimited access to her beautiful breasts. Second song she was rubbing me through my shorts. Third song she had me unbuttoned and unzipped and was giving me a HJ. It ended with me sucking on her nipples and her stroking me for several songs until I shot all over. She used napkins to help clean up the booth and I tipped her an extra $40. She didn't ask for a tip but she was worth it.

Went back the next day wearing gym shorts and no underwear. Didn't bother with the other dancers and hooked up with her as soon as she came out from the back. When we got in the booth area she immediately went for my crotch and laughed when she realized what I was wearing. It was just as good as the previous day with the same result and no talk of tip. Another great reason she is the best is that all the other dancers try to sell you on going to the VIP for $100 or $150. I asked Diana about the VIP and she said it is more private but that the same services were available as the $10 lap dances. She didn't even try to get the extra money from me when I was asking her about it.

[QUOTE=AMP Addict]It has been years since I have ventured into a strip club so sorry if I sound naive. My question is this: Is there any strip club in Orange County that serves a decent lunch (any lunch)? Don't need extras from the girls. I have out of town business guests I'm supposed to take to lunch on Friday and they want to see women in some state of undress while filling their beer bellys with food at the same time.

Any suggestions?[/QUOTE]The Venetian in Anaheim is brand new (ie, not gross yet, and maybe making an effort) and supposedly has a full menu & bar. You might call first.

I've also heard Fritz That's Too has food.

If the weather's nice, you might just have lunch at Duke's in Huntington Beach, next to the pier. Plenty of bikinis and sporties going by.

[QUOTE=Johnjohnjohnbj]Went back to the Bird on a weekday and sampled a lot of the dancers with 1 or 2 $10 lap dances. There was a latina named Diana that was by far the most beautiful girl in the house and definately the best body. I went to the lap dance booth with her. First song she gave me unlimited access to her beautiful breasts. Second song she was rubbing me through my shorts. Third song she had me unbuttoned and unzipped and was giving me a HJ. It ended with me sucking on her nipples and her stroking me for several songs until I shot all over. She used napkins to help clean up the booth and I tipped her an extra $40. She didn't ask for a tip but she was worth it.

Went back the next day wearing gym shorts and no underwear. Didn't bother with the other dancers and hooked up with her as soon as she came out from the back. When we got in the booth area she immediately went for my crotch and laughed when she realized what I was wearing. It was just as good as the previous day with the same result and no talk of tip. Another great reason she is the best is that all the other dancers try to sell you on going to the VIP for $100 or $150. I asked Diana about the VIP and she said it is more private but that the same services were available as the $10 lap dances. She didn't even try to get the extra money from me when I was asking her about it.[/QUOTE]I had the same experience with her. Shes was the most attractive woman there, but she's at her peak. She probably knows it and is milking it while she can, no pun intended.

[QUOTE=Ocbarbarian]I had the same experience with her. Shes was the most attractive woman there, but she's at her peak. She probably knows it and is milking it while she can, no pun intended.[/QUOTE]

Count me in as another satisfied customer of Diana, even though she is far from the friendliest dancer in the place - more shark than most of them. She's down my list of favorites but plenty of fun from quite a hot chica. She's also older up close than she appears from a distance in the dark lighting. Given that she was less accessible and carried herself just a bit like a Diva, I was surprise at how good she was in the lap dances, and that she did not ask for a tip. But that is the standard in this place and as a veteran of Strip Clubs everywhere, I continue to be amazed at how consistently pleasing and non-greedy the Dirty Birds are. The only club in the U.S. I would rather go to is Mons Venus in Tampa - at least as it was many years ago - so many beautiful young sweethearts, so much sweet pussy, so much bang for the buck. The Bird doesn't have the carnival of sexuality atmosphere that Mons did or a fraction of the dancers, but I continue to never leave disappointed. This won't last forever and one day we'll look back to a golden age of high mileage economical fun gone to hell.

Can somebody who is more of an OC club goer explain why this club is not more popular, and other clubs throughout OC that completely suck draw more customers? The only thing I can identify is the general sparsity of dancers at the Bird, but the regulars know that if you take a seat and exercise just a little patience, that something good is going to happen.

[QUOTE=The Camel]Count me in as another satisfied customer of Diana, even though she is far from the friendliest dancer in the place - more shark than most of them. She's down my list of favorites but plenty of fun from quite a hot chica. She's also older up close than she appears from a distance in the dark lighting. Given that she was less accessible and carried herself just a bit like a Diva, I was surprise at how good she was in the lap dances, and that she did not ask for a tip. But that is the standard in this place and as a veteran of Strip Clubs everywhere, I continue to be amazed at how consistently pleasing and non-greedy the Dirty Birds are. The only club in the U.S. I would rather go to is Mons Venus in Tampa - at least as it was many years ago - so many beautiful young sweethearts, so much sweet pussy, so much bang for the buck. The Bird doesn't have the carnival of sexuality atmosphere that Mons did or a fraction of the dancers, but I continue to never leave disappointed. This won't last forever and one day we'll look back to a golden age of high mileage economical fun gone to hell.

Can somebody who is more of an OC club goer explain why this club is not more popular, and other clubs throughout OC that completely suck draw more customers? The only thing I can identify is the general sparsity of dancers at the Bird, but the regulars know that if you take a seat and exercise just a little patience, that something good is going to happen.[/QUOTE]

I think there are a few reasons why this is so. First of all, there is a big difference between the day-shift and the night-shift. The night-shift tends to attract more of the sharks and not the more down-to-earth types that the day-shift attracts. So one's experience at night might not be as positive.

Secondly, the drink push is annoying as hell. We all know this and put up with it to get to the good stuff but, for some, it's a deal breaker.

Thirdly, there are times when the dancer selection is quite thin. Other clubs like Imperial Theatre, Ecstasy, and even Sahara's down the street have hotter dancers overall.

Flamingo's is often considered by other clubs and dancers to be the redheaded step-child of OC strip clubs. It is well-known the mileage can be quite high there and they resent the competition.

I agree with Camel's assertion that we will look back someday and realize how good we had it. I've become spoiled to the fact that I don't need to spend a lot of money at a club to have a good time. There are only a few bargain clubs around and they get my business.

Last night was not one of the best for me but I thought I'd share this information for the people interested in this place. I have to say the selection wasn't bad I think it was just my timining since I got there close to 1am but surprisingly the place stayed opened past 2am.

When I got there I already had a backpage encounter so I just wanted to relax. Entrance fee was. 10 and my drink was. 08.

Although two or three ladies sat next to me to make small talk and get me to get lap dances, I was only asked once If I wanted to buy the lady a drink. After I said no, she politely left and the same happened after I finished my drink and was asked if I wanted another one. I was surprised to not to be pressured to buy another drink. This was new for me since in previous occassions that's the one thing I hated the most; the waitress trying to make you feel bad for not buying the drink.

Anyway, by about 2am I was ready to go and thought I'd get a lap dance before I leave. Unfortunately by then the selection was not the greatest so I made the wrong choice of picking the first one that approached. So the one I picked was a tall blonde with a beer belly that goes by the name of raquel. She was by far not the best looking girl there but probably the sluttiest and maybe the best one available for a dance at that time. All the hotties were taken. So she starts giving me the lap dance and about a minute after she wispers in my ear if I wanted to go in the VIP section for a FS 20 minute lap dance. Her offer started at $. 55 and eventually went down to $80, but I didn't go with it. I just wanted to see how low I could get her fee. Since I didn't accept she must've gotten pist. I noticed while she was straddling me facing the opposite direction she raised her arm I guess signaling the bar / waitresses. As soon as the lap dances were done, the waitress appears with a big glass of whatever she must've ordered and expected me to pay for it saying that she ordered it because I approved it. When I denied the order the stripper even had the gots to tell the waitress in my face that she asked me and I said yes and walked away with the unpayed drink. I could tell that the waitress didn't have anything to do with the stripper's scheme because she really felt awkward and when I approached her to explain that I did not order the drink, she apologized and told me not to worry about it. This was obviously not the first time the stripper did this and made the waitress look bad which is why I assume she let me go that easy.

I'm not a regular at this place or any other strip joint but I don't plan to stop going because of this incident, I just know now to avoid Raquel unless I ready to say yes for FS with her so I don't piss her off.

After going through the recent posts in this thread I'll try the bird and see if I can score a lapdance with Diana. It's been a long time since I've been there and I think I now have a good excuse to go back.

[QUOTE=The Camel]Can somebody who is more of an OC club goer explain why this club is not more popular, and other clubs throughout OC that completely suck draw more customers? The only thing I can identify is the general sparsity of dancers at the Bird, but the regulars know that if you take a seat and exercise just a little patience, that something good is going to happen.[/QUOTE]Because the drink hustle is obnoxious enough to make you walk right out as soon as you sit down?

Because the place is a dump?