Escort Reports

[QUOTE=PPJones;5329052]LOL. Yeah, wow. I guess there ARE many mongers lined up to see her! I'm fairly certain almost all the ones on here AREN'T. Simply because of what you experienced.

You're actually kinda lucky it went down like that. Quick and painless and free🤣129315;.

She's good at what she does, and doesn't look bad for her does, but damn if she ain't crazy.

One guy in here started she was literally climbing on the roof of his car and he threw like a combined up dollar bill out the window, so when she jumped off to go get it, he took off. Forget who it was, maybe they'll speak up.

Just not worth the hassle, I know it's skin pickins, but keep up the research.[/QUOTE]That would have been me with the dollar bill trick. You forgot to say she chased me down the road for a bit screaming and giving me the finger. LOL!!

[QUOTE=Fdisbbf;5329559]That would have been me with the dollar bill trick. You forgot to say she chased me down the road for a bit screaming and giving me the finger. LOL!![/QUOTE]Sorry, I forgot about that part😂. Good thing your car was fast enough to outrun that crazy lady!!

[QUOTE=EscortHunter99;5328613]Well, I had my personal run in with bat shit crazy Patty and it ended before it even started LOL. Figured I'd give it a cautious shot for something different, but she freaked out from the git go. Text screen shots included, the gist is that I was too far away being in Salisbury. Mentioned party favors because she says she is 420 friendly and other Mongers said she's drunk half the time, so I figured that might help me get on her "good side" LOL. Talk about biting the hand (s) that feed you; I guess there must be dozens of available mongers ready and waiting within the corporate limits of Milford, DE LOL. Shit makes no sense.[/QUOTE]Met her once when I was in the area. Uneventful and good, was on my repeat list until I signed up here.

No longer on repeat list to say the least. Bullet dodged.

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I know I saw some talk of this one recently, but I can't seem to find it. Can't remember if it was good or bad. Think it was kind of in the middle🤔.

[QUOTE=PPJones;5329560]Sorry, I forgot about that part😂. Good thing your car was fast enough to outrun that crazy lady!![/QUOTE]Ah yes, the infamous car story LOL. A definite classic on these boards. I saw Patty a few times several years back. She was always annoying, like talking about inane crap during the first couple of minutes of action. But every once in a while it would veer off into full-blown lunacy. The worst I experienced with her was her blowing up my phone with texts at 6:00 am with bat-shit crazy texts attacking me for no reason. Also she started sending unsolicited texts while I was at work offering "specials. " I tried to explain why this wasn't a good practice and predictably she went ballistic. Thankfully she's been permanently in my rear view mirror for a few years now. As others have said, she's got a decent body for her age and nice head skills to match but the craziness far outweighs that.

Thanks guys,

I had seen all the reports, but always figured I'd try to line something up with her "some day". Well that day turned out to be yesterday. I had the day off and had been stood up by another provider, so I'm looking for options. I figure why not try Patty? She was advertising somewhat, it's during the day, nice out, I'm not in a rush, etc. Etc. Also I'm not married nor am I worried about friends / family / job finding out about what I do (getting too old for the shit), so I wasn't worried about any of her possible "extortion" attempts. And of course I was going to park as far and discreetly away as possible backed in or aiming away LOL.

Anyway. I'm too far away? I've seen providers in NYC and Charlotte NC. None of that matters. One could make an appointment with a provider for next Tuesday at 5 pm in Detroit and be living in Hong Kong and it doesn't matter as long as he shows up on time and has his money and not be a jerk. I mean wouldn't she need an hour to get ready? By the time she said no it was 42 minutes into the convo. I'd have been over halfway there? I feel like I'm preaching to the choir as you've all been there but to nix it right out of the gate. I've never heard of that.

She reminds me of the Soup Nazi on Seinfeld. You have to go thru a script pressing all the right buttons (which you don't really know) and then if you make one little mistake you're banished for life.

Anyway, I haven't really posted much, but don't want to needlessly post just to get my count up. I lurk a lot and definitely RTFF and use the search function (shoutout to the regulars). I've been in the hobby for a while (20+ years), but only see providers occasionally, sometimes going years between.

I've seen a few providers in the area, Ivy Seaford, Sandra Seaford, Melody / Star Georgetown (I'll write a funny review of that sometime), Diamond Dover, Patricia ESVA (retired? Chanel Luv Sby (now DC), and some SA "babies" as well as lots of travelling providers or those in Balt / DC / Philly. But nothing really to offer beyond what's been written.

Thanks to all the regulars for making this board what it is!

Thanks to all who keep reminding me about patty. I saw her severs times when she was in Elsmere the new castle motels. Always left totally happy. Then when I took too long of break between contacting her I saw the coo coo come out of her. I'm glad she is farther than I like to travel.

[QUOTE=EscortHunter99;5328613]Well, I had my personal run in with bat shit crazy Patty and it ended before it even started LOL. Figured I'd give it a cautious shot for something different, but she freaked out from the git go. Text screen shots included, the gist is that I was too far away being in Salisbury. Mentioned party favors because she says she is 420 friendly and other Mongers said she's drunk half the time, so I figured that might help me get on her "good side" LOL. Talk about biting the hand (s) that feed you; I guess there must be dozens of available mongers ready and waiting within the corporate limits of Milford, DE LOL. Shit makes no sense.[/QUOTE]My first question is did you send the pic? If you didn't and talk about other stuff it looks like you're deflecting and with her not knowing who you are, no pic and mention of party favors. I can def see why it through up red flags on her behalf. That's why she mentions "bait". She was referencing a set-up like if you were law enforcement. I also think you were enticing her with your remarks. I've never met the girl and not taking up for her by any stretch but maybe singing a different tune may of got you a better outcome. I don't know.

[QUOTE=TommyBoy11;5332570]My first question is did you send the pic? If you didn't and talk about other stuff it looks like you're deflecting and with her not knowing who you are, no pic and mention of party favors. I can def see why it through up red flags on her behalf. That's why she mentions "bait". She was referencing a set-up like if you were law enforcement. I also think you were enticing her with your remarks. I've never met the girl and not taking up for her by any stretch but maybe singing a different tune may of got you a better outcome. I don't know.[/QUOTE]I have seen her several times in the past few years and never had a problem. Would rate as one of my favorites. Always left very satisfied.

[QUOTE=BBRider69;5333277]I have seen her several times in the past few years and never had a problem. Would rate as one of my favorites. Always left very satisfied.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TommyBoy11;5332570]My first question is did you send the pic? If you didn't and talk about other stuff it looks like you're deflecting and with her not knowing who you are, no pic and mention of party favors. I can def see why it through up red flags on her behalf. That's why she mentions "bait". She was referencing a set-up like if you were law enforcement. I also think you were enticing her with your remarks. I've never met the girl and not taking up for her by any stretch but maybe singing a different tune may of got you a better outcome. I don't know.[/QUOTE]Yes, not sending a pic and what not always raises red flags. Have I sent a pic🤔. Maybe one or two in all the years. But it's how they handle it that matters. If they fly off the handle right off the bat, I generally say thank you. Saved me from possible drama in the near future that I didn't want to deal with.

Have I seen her and left satisfied everytime? YES!. But I can also believe ANY and ALL the stories I've read about her! For me, when she's fucked up and wants to ramble uselessly for a half hour before a good sucking, for me, it's just not worth it.

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[QUOTE=TommyBoy11;5332570]My first question is did you send the pic? If you didn't and talk about other stuff it looks like you're deflecting and with her not knowing who you are, no pic and mention of party favors. I can def see why it through up red flags on her behalf. That's why she mentions "bait". She was referencing a set-up like if you were law enforcement. I also think you were enticing her with your remarks. I've never met the girl and not taking up for her by any stretch but maybe singing a different tune may of got you a better outcome. I don't know.[/QUOTE]That's right you don't know. All you have to do is research this board and see how many of us have dealt with this crazy woman. Then you will know. Just Sayin!!

[QUOTE=BBRider69;5333277]I have seen her several times in the past few years and never had a problem. Would rate as one of my favorites. Always left very satisfied.[/QUOTE]Patience my friend, you're time will come.

[QUOTE=Fdisbbf;5333943]That's right you don't know. All you have to do is research this board and see how many of us have dealt with this crazy woman. Then you will know. Just Sayin!![/QUOTE]Listen I'm not debating whether the chick is cray cray or not but I can tell you it's in the approach. So, like the screenshots show, for example, starting the conversation out with I have party favors, is a red flag to anyone with common sense. Maybe some guys feel entitled and talk all kinds of crazy to begin with and well if you add gasoline to a fire what are you going to get?