Massage Parlor Reports

This is great news. Where is this place at? I was beginning to miss Tiffany.

[QUOTE=Alterxxx]Stumbled onto the old crew from Bella by accident and had another great massage from Tiffany with the same great ending. I still can't believe she doesn't negotiate. Just goes for it after she gives you boner and hopes for the best. And until I see more than breasts, I aint paying more than. 4. She is a work of art. Face reminds me of Milla Jovovich (think its the eyes) with long sandy blonde hair and a curvier bod. Won't do more than HE with roaming and some boob play.. I'd say a solid 9 with a juicy thick body. Perfect Cs. Anyways. Address isn't givien until you call. The doors are locked and place seems to be closed. You have to knock, they slide the shades to see who's knocking. You walk in and Voila!. Tiff, some other blond with big knockers and Asian mamasan all sitting in a dark room.[/QUOTE]

Once known as Yumi and located on Addison, she's now "Yoko" and located on Pine Grove just off Div. Very sensual and stimulating in the "massage" leading up to the FS. Excellent command of English and will giggle at anything you say that is even half funny. Very attractive in her appearance. Everything covered--but seeks out DATY. Half hr. = 1.4 recommended); full hr = 1.6. Look for her ad on backpage: "sweet asian girl". If the mamasan is suspicious and reluctant to arrange an appt., tell her you're a friend of the guy who doesn't have a cell phone.

[QUOTE=Mad Ivan]I don't think I would trust their idea of hygiene that much...
[/QUOTE]I haven't actually been to the place so I'm not sure how clean it is. Is it kind've a dirty spa or you just don't trust the girls to use clean blades?

[url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/49-relaxation-you-can-afford-49/5849843[/url]

Just wondering if anyone has been to this MP yet? I was thinking about toftt team tomorrow but I would obviously like to gain some intel on the place first if possible. I'm pretty sure the place is new or under new ownership because when i used the google maps streetview the massage parlor was under a different name than what it is currently registered as.

Wabash is a legit place but no extras. They complain of handcuffs... but when I went there she allowed some roaming, you get too close and then she says "that tickles". Sheesh.

[QUOTE=Print Man 123]Went to Paradise spa this afternoon on Wabash ave.

Decided to get a wax back there and a shower/massage. Paid 115 for the both of them. The wax hurt like hell but trust me. My ass needed it. The shower was uninspiring, however she was not shy about any type of touching. Saw Sue, of the 3 girls there she was right in the middle. The breasts were small. Face was just OK.

She gave an awesome swedish massage that lasted a full hour and ended the massage like a pro. No asking for tip. Was grateful for what I left her. (45)

Any q's give me a holler.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Luvulongtime]Wabash is a legit place but no extras. They complain of handcuffs... but when I went there she allowed some roaming, you get too close and then she says "that tickles". Sheesh.[/QUOTE]Not my experience, in fact a couple ladies showed up during my massage and the girls sent them away saying they were too busy.

I did in fact leave with a happy ending.

[QUOTE=Stevo1414][url]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/49-relaxation-you-can-afford-49/5849843[/url]

Just wondering if anyone has been to this MP yet? I was thinking about toftt team tomorrow but I would obviously like to gain some intel on the place first if possible. I'm pretty sure the place is new or under new ownership because when i used the google maps streetview the massage parlor was under a different name than what it is currently registered as.[/QUOTE]

This is a perfect example of what's wrong with this board. Four posts in almost a year, with no real intel PROVIDED. If you're new to this board, please don't ask questions with your first few posts. You're not going to get responses, or at least you shouldn't. You have to give info before you get it. That's a lesson I was taught when I joined this board, and it still applies today.

The search function is a fantastic tool; use it before asking stupid questions. This place has been reviewed extensively, especially by me. The reports are not hard to find.

[QUOTE=Amping Around]I drove by Spa 1 a few weeks ago, and it appeared closed. The neon open sign was not lit, and the windows appeared to be extra dark, not like the normal tinting.]


Here's a tip for you newbies. Places like Spa 1, Sing and 83 are not REALLY closed. They're just flying under the LE radar. If you just keep knocking on the door mamasan will eventually open up. And don't give up too early. Keep knocking and knocking and knocking.

And, when you finally get in, use the secret code words to get access to the full menu: "Vazooli sent me." ;-)

-Vazooli

There have been mixed reports on this late-night River North option, but there I was, so I gave it a shot. Boy, is it dark in there. You walk up stairs that are totally unlit, which would be mildly alarming in a worse neighborhood. Cindy seemed to be the only one there: very short, voluptuous, cute and friendly but nothing to get too excited about.

The hour is 80, which is a deterrent to repeat visits. The massage was pretty average. She haphazardly covered with a towel, but it seemed to be just for appearances, because it didn't stop her hands from getting anywhere. There wasn't a lot of teasing, except for a minute or two right before the flip. After I turned over, she wanted me to indicate where I wanted the massage to continue, and a somewhat labored negotiation ensued (because I tend not to be sufficiently blunt about what I'm looking for beyond a HJ, plus English difficulties). I ended up with a total outlay of $.6. Too much, but I left very happy with enthusiastic and unhurried service.

Anyway, the message here is that if you were worried that extras might not be available, that was not my experience, but it's not for bargain hunters.

I don't get why people go here. Cindy is a 3 out of 10 in terms of looks imo as I mentioned before, with man hands, and a horrible massage technique. She clearly does not enjoy her job and just goes through the motions. She does have a decent rack but she's overall very homely and out of shape, and as I mentioned, horrible, lackluster massage. If she was nice then that would be one thing, but I had such a crap experience I almost called in to complain to the manager but decided no point, since I'm never going to return. (unless there are some new reports about other talent that could probably be found in the daytime as I went very late) After you pay 80 which is mandatory, any 40-60 tip for the HJ puts you within close range of 160. 00, which is the standard rate for Thai palace, or other asian apt that's don't twist your arm and leg to get an appointment (if you don't have a rs2k membership or want to deal with verfication, etc). I understand many of you here love asians, but geesh, you can spend your money better elsewhere if you look around. There is no comparison between the hot young babes I've encountered at various asian apts and some of these nasty old hags at various AMPs that could only thrive in a sexually conservative and repressed mongering area such as Chicago.

[QUOTE=Friendofjill]There have been mixed reports on this late-night River North option, but there I was, so I gave it a shot. Boy, is it dark in there. You walk up stairs that are totally unlit, which would be mildly alarming in a worse neighborhood. Cindy seemed to be the only one there: very short, voluptuous, cute and friendly but nothing to get too excited about.

The hour is 80, which is a deterrent to repeat visits. The massage was pretty average. She haphazardly covered with a towel, but it seemed to be just for appearances, because it didn't stop her hands from getting anywhere. There wasn't a lot of teasing, except for a minute or two right before the flip. After I turned over, she wanted me to indicate where I wanted the massage to continue, and a somewhat labored negotiation ensued (because I tend not to be sufficiently blunt about what I'm looking for beyond a HJ, plus English difficulties). I ended up with a total outlay of $.6. Too much, but I left very happy with enthusiastic and unhurried service.

Anyway, the message here is that if you were worried that extras might not be available, that was not my experience, but it's not for bargain hunters.[/QUOTE]

Just wanted to let you all know that I have been a regular at Ace Spa in Downers Grove, as well as the one further up Ogden, I forget the name but it is still in Downers. Both places are sure things. I think in the 2 dozen times I have been to Ace once I had been turned down. I am never looking for anything other than a h. R. The t. Shower and steam room at Ace are great and the massage is usually average. Nothing over the top. Worth the trip, you just have to know how to ask.

Haven't had this dream in a while, but dreamt that I went to Oki Doki a few days ago. It was a good dream. The therapist was Asian (Chinese, I believe), but I don't know her name. She was average in looks and a little thick. Her massage was the highlight. I haven't had that good of a massage in a while. On the flip, there was only one thing on the menu. It was very good and I ended up happy. Although she wasn't that great looking, she did the job. I will probably return to try out the other therapists.

[QUOTE=Falken]I haven't actually been to the place so I'm not sure how clean it is. Is it kind've a dirty spa or you just don't trust the girls to use clean blades?[/QUOTE]

It does not look too dirty, but I would not be surprised if blades weren't sterilized either.

[QUOTE=F Blaster]This is a perfect example of what's wrong with this board. Four posts in almost a year, with no real intel PROVIDED. If you're new to this board, please don't ask questions with your first few posts. You're not going to get responses, or at least you shouldn't. You have to give info before you get it. That's a lesson I was taught when I joined this board, and it still applies today.

The search function is a fantastic tool; use it before asking stupid questions. This place has been reviewed extensively, especially by me. The reports are not hard to find.[/QUOTE]You're a perfect example of what's wrong with this board.

[QUOTE=Yoni Sniffer]You're a perfect example of what's wrong with this board.[/QUOTE]

Big talk from a guy with five whole posts, none of which are longer than a couple of sentences and contribute nothing to the board.