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[QUOTE=Davidonecall;1171531]The golden ax mark the spot, right between her legs. X marks it. I'm just guessing there because that were I want to be.[/QUOTE]Correct. Getting "hit with the golden ax" refers to the cleft between a woman's legs in the pubic area. Ladies, if you have pictures of where you were "hit with the golden ax", post them. There is an old joke about a mother whose young son sees her naked. The boy points to her pussy and says "what's that." The mother is embarassed and says,"that's where I got hit with the golden ax." The young son then says " oh, got you right in the c*nt didn't it!" Okay, so I am a better photographer than a joke teller. But keep those golden ax photos coming ladies.

I let a week slip by without posting about day dreaming on a Saturday.

What a great day to see a beautiful woman on a beautiful day. Greeted by a kisses and hugs and a wrap around dress. I love when your hair is up. I got an appertizer when she sliped it off and presented a picture of delight for my pleasure.

We shared lunch and smiles while I thought she was prefectly fit on my arm.

I was fortunate to be her photographer. Boy to see her in that cowboy hat and boots plus that new turquoise set. Those were well worth the price!

Then to follow the tanlines down the hall. It was workout time.

She knows what I like to do in between too.

I got to do it again soon.

Thanks Sweet Melissa

I know there are a lot of ladies who practice some form of screening now. It is for their protection and peace of mind, and I understand all that.

But how much information is too much information? When does the need for privacy and discretion on behalf of the client become a conflict? The reason I ask is because I called up an ad I saw, and the provider said she screens her clients. So I'm expecting her to ask about what other providers I've seen or how many of them could vouch for me if she gave them my name, description or the car I drove. Instead she asked where I work. I have had providers ask what I do as small talk either before or most times after the session has ended and we're getting dressed, but never as a screening requirement when I have never seen you.

Some of the guys on here might be able to set the record straight with what I'm missing, but if I call up a provider I have never seen before, and for all I know, might not be the girl in the photos which happens a lot here, why would I tell you my full real name and where, not what I do for a living, but where I specifically work.

I understand if some of you don't see a problem here, but I am not with you on this one. I know someone will say "don't call her then if you don't want her to feel safe."

That is not what I am saying. LE and bad deals work both ways. When I pick up the phone to call you, I cannot ask you to take off something to prove who you are, so for all I know, I'm telling our good friends at 201 exactly where they can pick me up, or a robbing pimp exactly where he / she can threaten to tell my co-workers on me if I don't pay up.

What happened to this being a game of discretion."My mistress don't need to know what store my wife shops at." That's what a friend of mine said once.

Ladies, protect yourself from harm anyway you need. But in an hour (or less if they are a time-skimming provider) , you won't see me again unless I happen to call you up again. I should be able to fear for my safety and tell you my name is Paul instead of Tom, and it have nothing to do with how hard I get.

You don't need to know my work address.

[QUOTE=Aces Strong; 1172708]I know there are a lot of ladies who practice some form of screening now. It is for their protection and peace of mind, and I understand all that.

But how much information is too much information? When does the need for privacy and discretion on behalf of the client become a conflict? The reason I ask is because I called up an ad I saw, and the provider said she screens her clients. So I'm expecting her to ask about what other providers I've seen or how many of them could vouch for me if she gave them my name, description or the car I drove. Instead she asked where I work. I have had providers ask what I do as small talk either before or most times after the session has ended and we're getting dressed, but never as a screening requirement when I have never seen you.

Some of the guys on here might be able to set the record straight with what I'm missing, but if I call up a provider I have never seen before, and for all I know, might not be the girl in the photos which happens a lot here, why would I tell you my full real name and where, not what I do for a living, but where I specifically work.

I understand if some of you don't see a problem here, but I am not with you on this one. I know someone will say "don't call her then if you don't want her to feel safe."

That is not what I am saying. LE and bad deals work both ways. When I pick up the phone to call you, I cannot ask you to take off something to prove who you are, so for all I know, I'm telling our good friends at 201 exactly where they can pick me up, or a robbing pimp exactly where he / she can threaten to tell my co-workers on me if I don't pay up.

What happened to this being a game of discretion."My mistress don't need to know what store my wife shops at." That's what a friend of mine said once.

Ladies, protect yourself from harm anyway you need. But in an hour (or less if they are a time-skimming provider) , you won't see me again unless I happen to call you up again. I should be able to fear for my safety and tell you my name is Paul instead of Tom, and it have nothing to do with how hard I get.

You don't need to know my work address. [/QUOTE]Ace, I can't agree with you more on this one. Asking where someone works is completely unnecessary in my opinion. The way I see it is this "I PAY you to Leave" or "I PAY you to NOT know everything about me". Otherwise, we might as well meet at my job, so that you can meet my damn co-workers.

[QUOTE=C Note2; 1172319]I let a week slip by without posting about day dreaming on a Saturday.

What a great day to see a beautiful woman on a beautiful day. Greeted by a kisses and hugs and a wrap around dress. I love when your hair is up. I got an appertizer when she sliped it off and presented a picture of delight for my pleasure.

We shared lunch and smiles while I thought she was prefectly fit on my arm.

I was fortunate to be her photographer. Boy to see her in that cowboy hat and boots plus that new turquoise set. Those were well worth the price!

Then to follow the tanlines down the hall. It was workout time.

She knows what I like to do in between too.

I got to do it again soon.

Thanks Sweet Melissa[/QUOTE]The pleasure was all mine. There is something to be said for a 4 hour visit. You looked fantastic and I told you that over and over. White button down, jeans and a sports coat. YUM. You know I love the new goatee. I've always been a fan of working up an appetite first before heading out to lunch. Thanks for not messing me up too much so I could still be presentable in public. Going back to our favorite spot was perfect and the food was beyond amazing. The initial release made it a bit easier to get through our meal but I was certainly ready to go again by the time the check came. Having play time was better than any dessert they could have served us. All calories consumed were burned and then some. LOL. I hated that we couldn't extend it to a 6 hour visit. Alas, duty called and we both had to go back to the real world. Some dreams you just don't want to wake up from.

Kisses,

Melissa

[QUOTE=Idigress; 1166506][url]http://prettynellie.escort-site.com/[/url]

Hello,

I'm Nellie and I am a fresh face in the Memphis area.

About me:

21.

Black.

Perky C-cups.

Small waist.

Thick round ass.

Love fulfilling the fantasies of men who want the chocolate experience.

Can be at your door (in the Memphis area) within an hour.

Let me come add a little fun to your day!

Everyone.

I'm an occasional hobbiest with a bit of an itch today. The itch was caused by the picture that accompanied the above ad (posted Tuesday in the Classified Ads. Posted by Escorts page). After exchanged pms and conversing on the phone, I decided to TOFTT. Boy am I glad I did. The description and picture are accurate. Her skin tone is a bit darker than the photo and her body is even better than the picture. Hot girl. Outstanding body. Sweet person. Independent. Both she and I enjoyed our time together. While I would like to keep her to myself, I owe folks here and therefore will strongly recommend her.[/QUOTE]Thanks for taking a chance with me sweetheart. You're right, we both enjoyed our time together and I hope to see you again soon!

I had a dream about this lady a few days ago. It was an easy arrangement after verification. After arriving at her incall, I was met with the most beautiful sight. She was hot and ready to go from the beginning. All I can say is that she has the most incredible lips I have ever had the pleasure to partake of. This should be high on everyones bucket list. A great menu and an even better attitude. She loves what she does.

I have seen Lexi in the past and agree. She is awesome. I made her squirt steams twice, oral and doggie! Great dream! I guess it would be a WETDREAM!

[QUOTE=Memaca;1174581]I had a dream about this lady a few days ago. It was an easy arrangement after verification. After arriving at her incall, I was met with the most beautiful sight. She was hot and ready to go from the beginning. All I can say is that she has the most incredible lips I have ever had the pleasure to partake of. This should be high on everyones bucket list. A great menu and an even better attitude. She loves what she does.[/QUOTE]

I would like to see her too. Maybe when I get back to Memphis, she is high on my list! I enjoy chocolate treats now and then! Nothing much here in Jackson TN.

[QUOTE=PrettiNelli;1173295]Thanks for taking a chance with me sweetheart. You're right, we both enjoyed our time together and I hope to see you again soon![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Memaca;1174581]I had a dream about this lady a few days ago. It was an easy arrangement after verification. After arriving at her incall, I was met with the most beautiful sight. She was hot and ready to go from the beginning. All I can say is that she has the most incredible lips I have ever had the pleasure to partake of. This should be high on everyones bucket list. A great menu and an even better attitude. She loves what she does.[/QUOTE]For those of you oldtimers, you may remember that Lexi and I got off to a very rocky start. She called me all kinds of names (she is very creative) and posted a lot of bad things about me (unfortunately, they were all true). However, we managed to kiss and make up and today we are the best of friends. We keep in touch and I see her as often as I can. I even take her out to dinner "off the clock." In fact, on those occasions when I am out of town and a lady wants a reference, Lexi is my go to girl. Based on our early encounters, you would never have thought that she would give me a positive recommendation. However, all of ladies who I have given her name to say she promptly responds, gives me glowing recommendations, and says "give that boy a big hug for me". It goes to show that it is good to have a lady that you know well and to stay in her good graces. Lexi is one of those ladies.

Lexi agreed to let me post a recent photo I took of her. As far as I know, this is the first photo of her on this board. She doesn't want her face visible, so I have blurred it. Believe me though, Lexi is one beautiful lady. She is one of my favorites. I may post a few more, if there is any interest (ok, I know there will be).

Does she advert on BP? I would like to get her info. New to this forum, but well versed in the hobby.

[QUOTE=Glockman;1174867]Lexi agreed to let me post a recent photo I took of her. As far as I know, this is the first photo of her on this board. She doesn't want her face visible, so I have blurred it. Believe me though, Lexi is one beautiful lady. She is one of my favorites. I may post a few more, if there is any interest (ok, I know there will be).[/QUOTE]I can never find the girls you guys talk about on Backpage wouldl love to have Lexi's #

Can anyone post her number or where she advertises.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Dorsett33; 1174964]Can anyone post her number or where she advertises.

Thanks[/QUOTE]I have also seen her post in the apst on escorts. Com, you might be able to find her number there.

Greg Tennessee