The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Camera3;2876252]ILB,

You need to remember that the gentleman you are trying to reason with, well, isn't reasonable. What you may not know is that Chris5 and I used to be close buds. Our falling out was over a certain piece of jewelry he possesses and the guy I put him onto to help it go away from time to time. That was just about a year ago. But don't take my word for it, read for yourself, #2954:

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?12221-The-Rat-Trap&p=2457362&highlight=Ankle[/URL]#post2457362.

C3.[/QUOTE]


[QUOTE=Chris5;2874914]AncientAss is old, gray, wrinkled, broke and completely useless. Swags please don't waste your time on this asshole.

This Orlando Board is getting on my fuckin nerves. A board full of pussies and faggots!

YragFag, Vino the pussy, Pharmguy, Camera3, Photohog and that disgusting Jazak is the worst of the worst.

Chris5.[/QUOTE]


Cock ring?

Oh boy, I can help!

P Gay G.

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2876485]Cock ring?

Oh boy, I can help!

P Gay G.[/QUOTE]Came to the rat trap for my daily dose of hysterics (this stuff is better than any comics!) and about spit a mouthful of lucky charms all over my new silk PJs. You are a riot PG!

[QUOTE=Camera3;2876252]ILB,

You need to remember that the gentleman you are trying to reason with, well, isn't reasonable. What you may not know is that Chris5 and I used to be close buds. Our falling out was over a certain piece of jewelry he possesses and the guy I put him onto to help it go away from time to time. That was just about a year ago. But don't take my word for it, read for yourself, #2954:

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?12221-The-Rat-Trap&p=2457362&highlight=Ankle[/URL]#post2457362.

C3.[/QUOTE]Camera3,

You as well are indeed a good man with a good reputation on this wonderful USA site. Tell the band you play in that I say hello and keep up the good music. Upon joining this great site I spent a lot of time doing my homework, I went back and read many posts and many of the rules of mongering. I find this site full of valuable intel and some good helpful gentlemen. The mistake I made early on here was joining in on the street walker thread, Those guy's are viciously hard to get intel from. I feel there leader, Chris5 is an arrogant, pompous jerk. The gentleman is non reasonable to everything. He is a poster child for the criminally insane. He talks openly about his criminal profession, abuses women, takes advantage of young hopeless women, low balls them on donation, strong arm's them to purchasing his illegal candy, runs house's of illegal activities on obt, frequents strip clubs in the middle of the day, drinks and smokes marijuana like there's no tomorrow and simply is everything your mom and dad teach you to stay away from.

Chris5 has no life, has nearly 3000 posts on this site. He posts all over the place and seems to have another street walker thug crew who worship him in south Florida. There is no doubt in my mind that the fine moderator of this site will keep the gentleman around until the end of time. Chris5 can take a dead thread and post one post and light the entire thread up within minutes. It's sad to say but Chris5 has a uncanny way of getting people to react, mostly all very negative. The gentleman easily seems to be the most hated member on this site. One young woman whom I dreamed with says most, if not all the girl's despise him, but his ruthless and physical violence towards them, makes them practically do whatever he pleases with them. Her word's not mine.

So why I strongly disagree with everything the gentleman stands for, there is just no denying that he electrifies this site like no other I have seen so far. The owner of this site should give the gentleman a free VIP membership for the hits that he will surely get whenever he posts. We all know he cannot afford or will be to cheap to spend a dime on this site. So in closing I wish the gentleman peace and harmony and remember Chris, We all reap what we sew.

[QUOTE=AtlTravel;2876687]Came to the rat trap for my daily dose of hysterics (this stuff is better than any comics!) and about spit a mouthful of lucky charms all over my new silk PJs. You are a riot PG![/QUOTE]The Rat Trap and my morning paper is the first thing I look at in the morning while drinking my coffee. I would love to see PG on stage at a comedy club. I would happily purchase a ticket.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2877113]You are so transparent LOL. Oh Karen has some nice pics of KaitlynJennifer and white girl in the hassleberry lodge elevator. How's your do boys chew and Andre LOL. Peace out.

Swags.[/QUOTE]Daughter,

You sentences aren't making sense and your attitude has gotten way to antagonistic. Are we off our meds, again?

Luv ya,

Daddy.

[QUOTE=ILoveBlondes2;2876811]Camera3,

You as well are indeed a good man with a good reputation on this wonderful USA site. Tell the band you play in that I say hello and keep up the good music. Upon joining this great site I spent a lot of time doing my homework, I went back and read many posts and many of the rules of mongering. I find this site full of valuable intel and some good helpful gentlemen. The mistake I made early on here was joining in on the street walker thread, Those guy's are viciously hard to get intel from. I feel there leader, Chris5 is an arrogant, pompous jerk. The gentleman is non reasonable to everything. He is a poster child for the criminally insane. He talks openly about his criminal profession, abuses women, takes advantage of young hopeless women, low balls them on donation, strong arm's them to purchasing his illegal candy, runs house's of illegal activities on obt, frequents strip clubs in the middle of the day, drinks and smokes marijuana like there's no tomorrow and simply is everything your mom and dad teach you to stay away from.

Chris5 has no life, has nearly 3000 posts on this site. He posts all over the place and seems to have another street walker thug crew who worship him in south Florida. There is no doubt in my mind that the fine moderator of this site will keep the gentleman around until the end of time. Chris5 can take a dead thread and post one post and light the entire thread up within minutes. It's sad to say but Chris5 has a uncanny way of getting people to react, mostly all very negative. The gentleman easily seems to be the most hated member on this site. One young woman whom I dreamed with says most, if not all the girl's despise him, but his ruthless and physical violence towards them, makes them practically do whatever he pleases with them. Her word's not mine.

So why I strongly disagree with everything the gentleman stands for, there is just no denying that he electrifies this site like no other I have seen so far. The owner of this site should give the gentleman a free VIP membership for the hits that he will surely get whenever he posts. We all know he cannot afford or will be to cheap to spend a dime on this site. So in closing I wish the gentleman peace and harmony and remember Chris, We all reap what we sew.[/QUOTE]While I disagree and dislike many of his posts, I'd encourage others, and perhaps you, to try to see the bigger picture. At the very least there's someone out there to put them in their places and take the time to call out newbie mongers to keep prices down for us Orlando inhabitants. I'm sure there will be others wanting to take his place in terms of candy supply for the ladies, but who's willing to be a jackass to everyone to warn you how your money will affect other mongers.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2876252]ILB,

You need to remember that the gentleman you are trying to reason with, well, isn't reasonable. What you may not know is that Chris5 and I used to be close buds. Our falling out was over a certain piece of jewelry he possesses and the guy I put him onto to help it go away from time to time. That was just about a year ago. But don't take my word for it, read for yourself, #2954:

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?12221-The-Rat-Trap&p=2457362&highlight=Ankle[/URL]#post2457362.

C3.[/QUOTE]#2954.

One of the best responses ever in the trap.

Bahahahahaha.

True story, I once tipped a stripper by sliding the $ in her ankle bracelet. She actually had a pretty good sense of humor about it.


So we learn something new, umm, I mean creepy about Chris everyday.

Somebody's bucking for a promotion, it's probably that pederast Hanrahan. (Fletch).

C5's new nickname, Hanrahan!

PG.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2873443]Swags can post anywhere she fucking likes. Savanna has earned that right, unlike you asshole! You are such a worthless piece of shit.

Chris5.[/QUOTE]Sissy Chrissy comes to the aid of his fair maiden Savanna a / k / a Swags by slamming the AncientOne! Has your long extinct love been re ignited? Tell us Sissy we all want to pass around the popcorn! Lets recall, with nausea, the daily public posts here proclaiming the undying LOVE the two of you share (d). I will reiterate my slam on your precious SWAGS, absolutely NOTHING she posts here makes ANY sense and she should stick to her new home town of Daytona since she has ZERO business here. Maybe you are correct that Savanna has earned the right to post here, after all I let her suck my cock once, some nasty hotel on Lee Road just a step up from your favorite type of streetwalker!

[QUOTE=AncientOne;2877939]Sissy Chrissy comes to the aid of his fair maiden Savanna a / k / a Swags by slamming the AncientOne! Has your long extinct love been re ignited? Tell us Sissy we all want to pass around the popcorn! Lets recall, with nausea, the daily public posts here proclaiming the undying LOVE the two of you share (d). I will reiterate my slam on your precious SWAGS, absolutely NOTHING she posts here makes ANY sense and she should stick to her new home town of Daytona since she has ZERO business here. Maybe you are correct that Savanna has earned the right to post here, after all I let her suck my cock once, some nasty hotel on Lee Road just a step up from your favorite type of streetwalker![/QUOTE]Ancientass you never know when to shut up. Your time is done here on the trap. Swags doesn't even remember who you are! Lmao! Swags can handle herself fine without me. You need to just take you old man meds and shut up.

Chris5.