Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=HedonismBot;5543381]Sometime in the recent past I thought about running back the AMP formerly known as Asian Lotus. My idea was to go in for an hour, get a really good massage then on the flip get a regular HE. I imagined the therapist, masked like the last one I thought about and was very short and thin ("no name"), curled up on me like a kitten and asked if I wanted to fuck her while talking about how beautiful my member was. Despite this very enticing offer, to the understanding of some reading this and the ridicule of others, I politely declined.[/QUOTE]This is the place right next to the Chinese takeout and dance / martial arts studio? I haven't been there in months but maybe time to go back. I had a favorite there but she left and the provider I got was a real dud so I started testing the waters at other places.

[QUOTE=HedonismBot;5543381]Sometime in the recent past I thought about running back the AMP formerly known as Asian Lotus. My idea was to go in for an hour, get a really good massage then on the flip get a regular HE. I imagined the therapist, masked like the last one I thought about and was very short and thin ("no name"), curled up on me like a kitten and asked if I wanted to fuck her while talking about how beautiful my member was. Despite this very enticing offer, to the understanding of some reading this and the ridicule of others, I politely declined.[/QUOTE]Admittedly, I have barely finished my coffee, but I don't get your post?

What is the name of the AMP?

You were offered FS by a thin short Asian and you refused?

I look forward to clarification and another cup of coffee. .

[QUOTE=WildCard;5543625]This is the place right next to the Chinese takeout and dance / martial arts studio? I haven't been there in months but maybe time to go back. I had a favorite there but she left and the provider I got was a real dud so I started testing the waters at other places.[/QUOTE]That's correct.

[QUOTE=Fuzzyek;5542684]I have no idea what it actually means, something to do with bareback and pussy. Some of these guys just make this stuff up assuming everyone will know. (B / S) why not just come out and say what you mean instead of making up bs abbreviations.[/QUOTE]Here is another one for you to think about that is used frequently and not listed in the abbreviation's. "ZPO" see if you can figure this one out. Some times abbreviations are more expeditious than typing out the full meaning.

Jimmy:

[QUOTE=SR7D1;5543894]Admittedly, I have barely finished my coffee, but I don't get your post?

What is the name of the AMP?

You were offered FS by a thin short Asian and you refused?

I look forward to clarification and another cup of coffee. .[/QUOTE]Being new here and having some things to figure out, my first ever post was about a New Hi Spa fantasy and I thought about what a return visit would be like a few weeks later. That was my story.

Perhaps I should have entertained the offer, but at the time I didn't feel like it. I also tend to go into those places with nothing on me but keys and the cash I plan on spending, and did not have anything besides room and standard gratuity.

[QUOTE=Jimmy5;5544023]Here is another one for you to think about that is used frequently and not listed in the abbreviation's. "ZPO" see if you can figure this one out. Some times abbreviations are more expeditious than typing out the full meaning.

Jimmy:[/QUOTE]The German judicial code, obviously.

I have no clue either and am glad not to be alone.

[QUOTE=Jimmy5;5542727]She is not a spinner by any means but also not an overweight "Porker".[/QUOTE]What happened to the nice Asian lady who shared the office at the old place?

I believe her name was Mia.

I texted her recently and got no reply.

[QUOTE=Jimmy5;5544023]Here is another one for you to think about that is used frequently and not listed in the abbreviation's. "ZPO" see if you can figure this one out. Some times abbreviations are more expeditious than typing out the full meaning.

Jimmy:[/QUOTE]Zero, Pussy, Odor. Now you know what it means.

Whatever happened to the nice Asian lady (Mia) who shared her office at the old location?

FWIW it appears to be closed for good.

I'm not sure what the contention over abbreviations is. Abbreviations are common throughout communications everywhere. Sure, someone could say bare back blow job but it is much easier to enter and even read BBBJ. It's a lot easier to type and read: Went to something AMP yesterday and got ATF Babyback Gigi for HR; FIV, ZPO, HJ, BBBJ / DT, DATY, BBFS, CG, RCG, DS, Mish, CIP and second BBBJTCWS; 60 plus 60. It's not a code—it's simply abbreviating. EOM.

[QUOTE=Gunthertwid;5544371]FWIW it appears to be closed for good.[/QUOTE]Drove by there a few times in the last couple weeks and closed every time. Never been there and not surprised since it's not the smartest of locations.

[QUOTE=Fuzzyek;5544075]Zero, Pussy, Odor. Now you know what it means.[/QUOTE]Yeah for you, you win the prize! LOL!!! Have fun out there!!!


Jimmy:

I wanted to know if anyone knew anything about Painesville AMP across from fairgrounds.

[QUOTE=Jimmy5;5544580]Yeah for you, you win the prize! LOL!!! Have fun out there!!!


Jimmy:[/QUOTE]ZOP is very important!

Don't want to smell the tunaboat.