Massage Parlor Reports

TOFTT at this place today. They have been advertising a lot on Craiglist and Backpage. The girls look sexy and the price was right so I figured I'd give it a shot.

Well....

If you're looking for a straight up and good legit massage like you'd get at Heavenly Massage- stay away - it's a waste of your money. The massage was awful.

If you're looking for a rubdown with lots of teasing but no finish - stay away. There is no teasing and no "accidential" contact.

If you're looking for a crumy massage by a hot chick with no hope of a happy ending - this is the place for you.

Here's one of their ads from Craigslist.

"Grand Opening of Escape Day Spa located in Chicago Ridge. Come escape with our tropical beauty's Aleana, Carissa, and Niki for the best massage in the Chicagoland area. Our grand opening specials will be a one hour massage with a free table bath for $75 or a one hour four hand massage with a free table bath for $120. Call now to plan your escape. ESCAPE DAY SPA 708-770-7045"

My therapist was 24 year old Niki. She spent 45 annoying minutes rubbing slimy oil on my back. I told her that she had worked every possible inch of my back and that I was ready for her to move on to other parts. She said not to worry and that she would be moving down to my legs shortly. She spent about 5 minutes on my legs with no teasing or contact. Then she said it was time for the "table bath" and that she would be right back.

I complained that there was no flip. She said that had lost track of the time, and that I could turn over and that she would give me antoher 10 minutes. She was just rubbing my neck and shoulders again, and then tried to rub that slimy oil in my hair. I stopped her and asked if she was planning to massage my stomach. She said she normally doesn't massage the stomach unless the customer asks. I then told her I was asking. I was uninspired and short. Then she left for a minute and came back with a bowl of warm water and a couple towels and made an attempt to rub the oil off me. She said that is their table bath.

Also, she talked throughout the entire massage and never shut up. My interest was peaked when she told me she is taking 2 1/2 weeks off work beginning Monday because she is going to get her boobs done. She said the doctor is going to give her 400 ccs and that she will be a very large C cup after the surgery. My interest was also peaked when she told me her arms are so strong because she does pull ups on a stripper's bar to keep in shape.

Sorry for such a long and detailed report about a worthless place, but I wanted to make sure none of you end up wasting your hard earned dollars at this place. Typically case of false advertising.

[QUOTE=SpaSearch]TOFTT at this place today. They have been advertising a lot on Craiglist and Backpage. The girls look sexy and the price was right so I figured I'd give it a shot.

Well....

If you're looking for a straight up and good legit massage like you'd get at Heavenly Massage- stay away - it's a waste of your money. The massage was awful.

If you're looking for a rubdown with lots of teasing but no finish - stay away. There is no teasing and no "accidential" contact.

If you're looking for a crumy massage by a hot chick with no hope of a happy ending - this is the place for you.

Here's one of their ads from Craigslist.

"Grand Opening of Escape Day Spa located in Chicago Ridge. Come escape with our tropical beauty's Aleana, Carissa, and Niki for the best massage in the Chicagoland area. Our grand opening specials will be a one hour massage with a free table bath for $75 or a one hour four hand massage with a free table bath for $120. Call now to plan your escape. ESCAPE DAY SPA 708-770-7045"

My therapist was 24 year old Niki. She spent 45 annoying minutes rubbing slimy oil on my back. I told her that she had worked every possible inch of my back and that I was ready for her to move on to other parts. She said not to worry and that she would be moving down to my legs shortly. She spent about 5 minutes on my legs with no teasing or contact. Then she said it was time for the "table bath" and that she would be right back.

I complained that there was no flip. She said that had lost track of the time, and that I could turn over and that she would give me antoher 10 minutes. She was just rubbing my neck and shoulders again, and then tried to rub that slimy oil in my hair. I stopped her and asked if she was planning to massage my stomach. She said she normally doesn't massage the stomach unless the customer asks. I then told her I was asking. I was uninspired and short. Then she left for a minute and came back with a bowl of warm water and a couple towels and made an attempt to rub the oil off me. She said that is their table bath.

Also, she talked throughout the entire massage and never shut up. My interest was peaked when she told me she is taking 2 1/2 weeks off work beginning Monday because she is going to get her boobs done. She said the doctor is going to give her 400 ccs and that she will be a very large C cup after the surgery. My interest was also peaked when she told me her arms are so strong because she does pull ups on a stripper's bar to keep in shape.

Sorry for such a long and detailed report about a worthless place, but I wanted to make sure none of you end up wasting your hard earned dollars at this place. Typically case of false advertising.[/QUOTE]
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I heard the same owners sence the doors open around 2 1/2 years ago. Young guy and a young good looking gal. They used to post her picture on CL. I been there twice in 2 years had a differnt polish girl each time. Good legit massage. The place was up for sale for a long time.

[QUOTE=Luvulongtime]I don't want to doubt Prowler. I'm not a highly participating member of the boards, though I've been around for several years (long enough to see Angel and Anna at GT Alice for a while, disappointed when it closed). But I was interested after seeing the ads and went last week. It is in a high-rise in a nice part of town, indeed. It is also highly professional when you go in - you even sign a form with your aches and pains with the statement that it is purely non-sexual. The hispanic gal is very nice, pretty hot, and gave a decent massage. Not therapeutic, but I would go there again. I didn't get one inkling of any extras. So that is where the BS flag starts to get raised. We'll see if a 2nd visit will do the trick.

Trust me - it's been interesting lately. I went to the AMP in the south loop off Franklin, had a great massage after a full TS and some play. She let the hands roam so far and then said "oh, it tickles". Then when I asked for extras, she did the "show the handcuffs" sign and said "too dangerous". Right. So that's why I wanted to check out this place. I would recommend it to anyone on the boards, just don't know so much about what Prowler is saying. Yet.[/QUOTE]

Which AMP is off franklin in the south loop - or do you mean paradise which is on Wabash in the south loop??

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]Needed a decent massage, but Wei Wei, or whatever the hell her name is, was busy and I didn't feel like waiting for her. I agreed to see Lisa, but I won't make that mistake again.

It was a lame session, definitely one of the worst I've had. She'd rub/massage me and then just stop and kind of zone out as if she forgot where she was and what she was doing. It was a very strange experience, so I ended it way before the hour was up. The dude downstairs asked me how it was and I told him I'd had better. He responded by saying "good", apparently oblivious to my comment. He then sent the next monger up to see her. What a waste of time and money.[/QUOTE]

Last couple of visits to Senina for me have been lame. Must be something in the air (or water) and I don't look to be going back. There's a definite change or did I go at the wrong time?

Visited Harvest on Diversey last week. Paid $. 65 for an hour massage and TS. I got Mei who was a pretty little asian woman with daisy dukes on. One thing that was a turn off was she had a small buddha belly. Table shower went well with her washing with her hands. I hate it when they use a loofah or wash cloth. After 45 minutes, she had me flip. Went right to work on the boys without asking for a tip. When I asked for a BJ, she wanted $. 80. I countered with $. 60 but wouldn't budge. Had her finish and left.

The spa in the loop "off Franklin" may be referring to Haiku at 356 W. Superior, on the 2nd Floor, about block-and-a-half west of Frankling. Not really suitable for walk-ins: they want you to phone first.

I visited New Hope Spa at 3128 and Lincoln Ave last week, I believe they just opened. It was $60 for the massage and table shower. I got a young girl with a nice figure but a butter face (bad teeth). She wore a cute skirt for the shower but changed into jean shorts for the massage (makes it more difficult to 'roam' below the waist). Massage was pretty good and above waist roaming was allowed. She gave a good HR without negotiating a price, so I gave a $60 tip. She seemed genuinely surprised and happy at the amount.

I went to Ruby and meet Yoyo, she's okay looking on the face but nice figure. I have the most massage from this place with her, and the HR is good also. I would repeat and try something more.

Long time listener, first time caller. I am going all in with my first post, as I figure most of you already know this info anyways (except for the last one):

1. Nothing you don't already know. Went to Senina about 2 months back. Had Lisa, she seemed bored and plays with her cell during mediocre massage, flip and finish is uninspired. 45 in for 1/2 hour, 40 tip. Not a big fan.

2. Swings and misses. Tried Oki Doki few weeks ago. Had super-adorable early twenties blond Russian wearing tiny pink shorts and tank top named Eva. Has puffy lips and an overbite that makes her mouth seem tailor made for BBBJ. Alas, she gives a solid massage but does not play the game. Multiple offers got me nowhere, despite light roaming and teasing during session. Similar experience at Angel spa on North ave. Drew plain jane mamasan named Sophie. Great table shower with tickling, great massage with teasing, hands up her skirt and all over her bum, but on the flip was informed that she no touchy. Self finish, gave her and Eva a 5 tip, which on a 40 massage seems appropriate enough to let them know they missed the boat.

3. Old friends. Mercy on michigan at Illinois, couple months back on and off. This is mostly the old mercy crew from 8S, I received a long-lost friend welcome from Wendy and Maggie who are still there. Wendy is pouty younger girl with reluctant finish and haggling tendencies, but she isn't bad once you get to know her. Maggie is a straight sea hag, but her technique is unparalleled. If there was a HJ video-instruction course for the new girls, she'd be my pick to show them how to start a fire, but only if the camera stayed focused on her hands. If you can keep your eyes closed its quite nice. 40 in, 40 out for HJ.

4. Shiny and New. Haiku on Superior, also a few weeks back. Yes, I know, I have a problem. Have had decent fun with tiny busty Cindy, who is more than a little past her prime. So the door is higher than most at 80, which leads to lower tips as she told me. 1st time she wouldn't put the top down, but I tipped 40 after a nice HJ finish. She told me a lot of guys don't even tip b/c of the 80 door. 2nd time was better, she got the girls out to play, and she does some funky stuff using the crook of her elbow which is actually quite nice. Haven't seen Mei, but my one bud likes her more than Cindy. But $. 20 all in for HJ is admittedly a little rich for my blood.

5. A little bit more than massage. Had some free time a few weeks ago, tried kat/stacey from backpages. $. 60 for incall to my place, drew stacey (tinier one in blue). She was more than a little spaced out, had a red weave that wasn't very attractive, but she had a nice curvy body, hopped in the shower and gave a nice BBBJ before putting her through the motions. BBBJ makes me paranoid though, and spent the next few days thinking something was wrong, but as usual it was all in my head.

6. The Value Add. So, my ATF, like a lot of you from what I gather, was the GT Alice, may it rest in peace or preferably re-open soon. Had a special place in my wallet for Anna, and often did a 4 hand with her and Angel. Angel supposedly is at korea spa, haven't tried to track her down. Anna went to Cali to get her license a few months back and wasn't coming back. But she's back. She txtd me that she's at Copper, went and saw her yesterday. I had so missed her great natural boobies and tweaker nips, her no-nonsense attitude, and her willingness to let almost anything go at least once (like my finger in her rear). So, w/ 1st time special, it was 50 in, and for her it was 50 out. I know $ is a bit high for HJ, but we have a lot of fun and she's worth it. Younger girl there seemed interesting too, but I only had eyes for Anna and her wery funny accent.

That's all I got. Stay safe my unsavory brethren.

[QUOTE=High Riser]Strange occurrences with her lately. She had told me that she left Senina because of official visits became too frequent, but if that's why she left, why would she go back? She is a licensed therapist (although Raoul might argue that after today) so visits from that department would't be a concern. Anyway I went to see her at one of the two spa's she worked at during her absence from Senina. The day before I made an appointment with her directly. When I arrived at the spa Mamasan informed me that she took the day off. I called her and reminded her that we had an appointment. She said the spa was closed that day but I should come by tomorrow. I let her know that the spa was opened as I was calling from it. When asked why she didn't call me to save me the trouble of going to the spa, she said she lost her (phone) book. This was quickly followed by "sorry" and she hung up. She didn't even give me the the opportunity to tell her to lose my number. Needless to say she had already lost it and no doubt many others. If thats true, that's completly unexcusable and depending on where it is it could have dire consequences.

A pay for view site has a very recent review stating that she has a health issue. I hope that's not the case for her and mongers that don't always play safe. (The post alludes to the problem as something you can get from her, you don't want and can't get rid of, but doesn't say what it is). If she is sick and it requires medication that could explain the reason for her performance today and strange behavior as of late. As a precaution I am going to get tested. More experienced mongers had previosly warned me that she was more problems than she was worth, I should have listened.
Maybe she realizes it's time for her to retire and manage her own spa, something she's reportedly trying to buy. Maybe it's all related, maybe it's not, but it is all strange behavior in whole or in part.[/QUOTE]
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Been going there for three years never heard of Wei Wei?

[QUOTE=Niche2312]Hey guys I'm a newbie and I've been reading a ton of posts of the mp's around here and I'm having trouble picking one cause there are so many conflicting results. So if someone can give me their atf in the northwest burbs I'd appreciate it.[/QUOTE]

So here's another guy who has never made any input but who wants some advice right away. Nevertheless, I am willing to help him out.

Here are 3 places in the NW Burbs where you will have no problems at all. Spa 1, Accupressure/83, and Singapore. Good luck.

-Vazooli

What is this korea spa?

I miss Angel's bolt ons.

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Been going there for three years never heard of Wei Wei?[/QUOTE]

Maybe it's my untrained ear, but that's what I understood it to be. Perhaps it's pronounced Vi Vi? The dude at the counter seemed to know who I was talking about. She's probably about 40, slim build, 5'5" or so, decent Engrish, excellent massage skills. Claims she's a CMT who trained at some school in the burbs. To her credit, she made my sore back feel better.

I'd never been there, and saw their ads on CL and BP, so I decided to give them a spin. I've seen some negative reviews here, but that apparently has changed.

Nothing has changed about the location (read the old reports), but it was a nice, clean room. The massage was very relaxing. Without going into any detail, it was everything I expected it would be with a full bill of fare offered for reasonable prices, and Andrea was such a cutie.

Will I return? You BET, and real soon! This place gets the PNA Seal of Approval.

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]Maybe it's my untrained ear, but that's what I understood it to be. Perhaps it's pronounced Vi Vi? The dude at the counter seemed to know who I was talking about. She's probably about 40, slim build, 5'5" or so, decent Engrish, excellent massage skills. Claims she's a CMT who trained at some school in the burbs. To her credit, she made my sore back feel better.[/QUOTE]

I believe it's Kei-Lei, pronounced Kay-Lee.