Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MrBater;3721708]I am not doubting your report in the least. It was a marvelous and enjoyable recounting. However, bait and switch ("I am Lily". "Uh, no, you're not") does happen and probably more than we know. Unless Lily shows up somewhere soon, your post may have been the unwitting hook to lure in the less fortunate. Not your fault, though you were one of the lucky ones.

I am preaching awareness to the masses and in no way disparaging the unfortunate who come in the footsteps of an enticing experience. If only for the existence of this forum, Let The Buyer Beware![/QUOTE]I agree 100 percent. But I think shes over at a place on balboa Avenue but I havent personally confirm that

[QUOTE=Dctex99;3721711]Saw Way way, as before they want you to self service but she had some huge berry tits, 40/40, she allowed a lot otc also, cute, recommend!

[URL]http://sandiego.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/40-hr-new-massage-in-town-nice-maseuses-wonderful-760-919-5888/34954972[/URL][/QUOTE]I'm sorry did you tip 40 for self service?

You're more generous than me, I tipped 20 to them there on my last visit and I thought that was being generous.

As long as you enjoyed the experience, tip what you feel it was worth but personally 40 for self service is a farther stretch than I'm willing to go.

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I stopped by this place on a whim. I debated between this place or the other place down the street that offered J-Girls. Anyway, I drew "Coco". Definitely not the girl in the picture, but fairly satisfied. She's probably in her very late 30's / Early 40's. Her jawline was more square compared to the girl in the picture. Either way, I figured her to be at least a 7/10. C-Girl with a fit and lean body. Probably close to 5'5, and has to be less than 120 lbs. I was able to pick her up and lift her over my head easily. She has a tight body. No stretch marks. Beautiful, natural-looking (LOL) breasts. Give them a squeeze, and you'll feel the implants. LOL! Very beautiful, light-colored Mandarin skin. No tattoos. I would guess she doesn't smoke. Very trimmed and well-maintained pussy as well.

I wanted an hour. $60 house fee. Really good therapeutic massage on upper body. No leg massage, as she ended up teasing and tickling. Flipped over, then had to endure more teasing and tickling. She grabbed my "member" and asked, "You want?

(Of course! The question was, was she ready? I had some tension that I needed to work out. She had body beautiful and fit enough to take it.).

I paid the tip, $140. She seemed a little disappointed at first. She asked for $160. LOL! (K-Girls want $140 for hhr). I had no issue with meeting her request.

CBJ. Asked me to go on top. What a beautiful view! CFS. Missionary, K9. A few minutes into it, she asked that I came already. I had 30 minutes left, but I'm not a fan of women who tire too fast. I figured I'd get mine in and get on my merry way. Pulled her to the edge of the table for standing K-9, standing missionary, then picked up for "Stand-and-Deliver" (is what a quick Google search named it). Once I had enough, I pulled the condom off and her rub me out. She laid back down on the table as I came on her tits.

In Summary:

House Fee: $60/ HR.

Tip: $160.

Services Provided: CBJ, CFS, HJ.

Service Quality: 7/10.

Looks: 7/10.

Repeat? : Yes*.

Additional Comments: I recommend to keep track of the time yourself. They will try to make you leave sooner than your actual paid time.

*: I'd repeat every now and then, but she wouldn't be my weekly endeavor.

Nancy, the manager, has been the only MT for at least a month until Monica showed up in Feb. I provided a review on Monica not long ago and for those who have yet to try, she's worth a visit. I think Nancy only does HJ and some UTC, but provides an awesome DT massage.

New girl, Coco (A lot of Coco's in this industry) that is very petite (Maybe 5' thin, and is one of those Asian women that looks anywhere from late 20's to early 40's and very sweet. Darker skinned compared to most Chinese MT's and could pass for Filipina or Thai. I found her appealing in a third world, hotel maid I'd like to bang kind of way. (I know. . . I'm such an A –hole, but she reminded me of an experience I had in Bang-Cock) Spoke enough English to understand my requests. Hard massage, little brother in pretty lips and in little sister. With new gals I usually opt for an hour. HF is $40 before Noon, $60 after.

You boys with a little muscle mass should appreciate Coco's acupressure massage using her body weight, elbows, knuckles, knees, stretching and other techniques I thoroughly enjoyed. It was an awesome mix of Thai stretching and Chinese deep tissue. She was very considerate asking if I was okay throughout the massage. Exactly on the ½-hr came the flip and she sits on the side of the table and lightly glides her fingers all over while steadily giving more attention to the family jewels. I slid my fingers between her panties w / o any resistance and played with her pussy that became wetter with her increasing ohhhs and ahhhs. After barely squeezing 2-fingers in her, I get up to help her undress. No negotiating, though Jenny might have clued her in on my generosity.

All natural, a / b cups. . . An unblemished nymphet. I only do CFS and I hope she does the same. Very accommodating to all my positions, but I had to be considerate of her tiny twat as she expressed some pain when I went too deep. She was very reciprocal to all my advances. Light kissing, DKF, embracing was all returned as if we were in synch. I lost track of time until Nancy knocked on the door exclaiming something in Chinese that I took as "times up" however Coco never brought up time or any indication to hurry, rather seemed to just want to accommodate me. Best attentive "massage" I've had in a while.

For you boys that are penile challenged, this gal is for you. For you John Holmes types please be gentle and considerate of this sweetie. I was concerned I may have hurt her tiny twat or maybe I'm just giving my manhood too much credit, but regardless after I showered she gave me a huge smile, a kiss and a hug upon my departure. If you indulge in this tiny treasure, please treat her well.

[QUOTE=BlueSkyBlue;3721649]I really have to laugh because there are times when I read reviews and I know the real age of the girl and they're off by a long ways.

I have fucked a Chinese grandmother that some people have reviewed and they say is 30 but I know she's 47 . Took her out to dinner on her birthday and spent a lot of time with her outside of work.

Looks can be deceiving but actions speak louder than words. I think they're great to fuck even if they are grandmothers. YMWV.[/QUOTE]Who really cares how old they are as long as it turns you on and there's a lot to be said for experience. For as many Asian women I've been with and know, it can be challenging to peg their age and it's not polite to ask. As Asian women say "Woman's age their secret." I used to date a Chinese gal just turned forty that easily passed for being in her twenties. She got carded everywhere under 21 was an issue. That's why I love the Asian gals!

[QUOTE=MrBater;3721708]I am not doubting your report in the least. It was a marvelous and enjoyable recounting. However, bait and switch ("I am Lily". "Uh, no, you're not") does happen and probably more than we know. Unless Lily shows up somewhere soon, your post may have been the unwitting hook to lure in the less fortunate. Not your fault, though you were one of the lucky ones.

I am preaching awareness to the masses and in no way disparaging the unfortunate who come in the footsteps of an enticing experience. If only for the existence of this forum, Let The Buyer Beware![/QUOTE]One man's treasure is another's garbage. That said, sometimes when I ask for an MT by name, that I've never met and it's not what I hoped for, I have no problem walking away. I simply say I must have the wrong place or a different "whatever name you asked for. " Yeah, it's kinda a dick move, but my dick appreciates it. And if they've already got my house fee, I have no problem asking for that back as well. Of course these are places I don't care if I'm no longer welcome especially in this MP rich environment.

I'm new to the area and did a walk-in at the place on Ronson street behind the Wendy's. I drew Jessica. Late 20's, pretty face, fit firm body, nice ass, and full, firm natural C's. Paid the house fee of. 6 for an hour. Massage was okay. Not the worst I've had, but definitely not all that special. On the flip I put my hand on her leg and she immediately hiked up the short white dress she was wearing. She has a wonderful ass. After a bit of teasing on her part, negotiations commenced. She wanted 1.6 for FS but I was able to get it for 1.4. She left for a few minutes, then came back in and dropped her dress. Her body is really something to behold, at least it checked all of my boxes. She is thin with a nice flat stomach, great hip to waist ratio, and those tits! We did some mutual touching for a while. She seductively stroked me while I licked all over her chest. CBJ was as good as can be (meaning that covered doesn't do much for me, but I did enjoy watching her do it). After a good five minutes of this, we did mish (I really liked the view when she put her feet over my shoulders), and then about 10 min of CG before I finished. Hot towels then some leg massage to finish out the time. I think she wanted me to leave after the main event (45 minute mark), but I insisted we finish out the hour.

Overall I was very pleased with her service and over the moon about her body. If I have any criticism, it would be for a bit better therapeutic massage and more teasing before the flip. That being said, I recommend her and I know that I'll be back.

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[QUOTE=ChowGow;3721455]Sounds exciting. Shared room full service with other staff around. LOL. . . Are the other MTs worthwhile?[/QUOTE]Stay in SD as Vegas foot places if you get FS are older and not necessarily MILFS either. They are unfortunately promised that money falls off trees here in our motherland and once here sadly realize that they are getting fucked in more ways than one.

Looks like the talent here is much better and younger and tons of choices for $. 60- Similar rates in Vegas for top class young Asian tang are over $$.

PC out.

Decided to hit up Bluegreen. I've been there a few times when the legendary Tina was there. After reading a review that "Coco" does BBBJCIM I called and set up up an appointment. They said she was there when I called, but of course when I got there she was not. With the info from the aforementioned report, I knew to not pick Emma because she only did HJ. I asked each their name and the younger one said Emma, so I took a gamble with the older of the two. I have this asinine theory that the older ladies are open to much more, so I tried this method. Massage was pretty average, lots of brushing the boys and massaging my ass. I do this thing where when they go to massage my ass, I raise it a little to give them more access. Tina loved this when she was there and would constantly rub the boys and massage the deeper part of my thighs and sometimes went straight in with the tongue. Lili (that's what she said her name was) didn't take the hint and just carried on. On the flip she started with my shoulders and then pointed down and asked if it was ok. I asked for BJ, but she said no and after much back and forth there was no changing her mind. She then asked if Tina and Coco did this. I said yes to try and convince her, but she was adamant about it and I reluctantly took the normal HE. She has A / B cups and not much of an ass. She allowed OTC and really liked me rubbing her over the pants. I didn't try for UTC but I don't think she would mind. After HE she wiped me down and did a real nice foot massage to finish out the hour. While the massage was finishing, I heard another bro come in and say he just called and made an appointment with Tina. Be careful, they will say she is there to get you to come, then tell you she in fact is not there but, hey, we can massage you instead. I hope Tina does come back. This place is a shell of it's former self. When I asked about Tina, they didn't seem to reassuring that she actually was coming back. I don't know what Coco looks like, but if I go back I know not to pick either of those two. 50/30 was the damage.

[QUOTE=MeeLikeeAsians;3722407]Nice report but you need to be realistic about one thing. "a bit better therapeutic massage" If you want a therapeutic massage, you go to a legit spa. These types of AMP are for finding hot Asian women who will grant your fantasies. IF. And that's a BIG if. You find one who actually gives more than a basic body rub, consider that a bonus.[/QUOTE]I agree, but let's cut this monger some slack as it is his first post and IMHO a pretty good one. Personally, I want it all. A pretty gal that knows how to give a great massage and rock my world. Keep your standards high, but be prepared for disappointment is my philosophy.

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688;3722459]Stay in SD as Vegas foot places if you get FS are older and not necessarily MILFS either. They are unfortunately promised that money falls off trees here in our motherland and once here sadly realize that they are getting fucked in more ways than one.

Looks like the talent here is much better and younger and tons of choices for $. 60- Similar rates in Vegas for top class young Asian tang are over $$. [/QUOTE]One of my first AMP FS experiences was in Vegas. I got a hot 20 something Chinese gal, with a kicking body, gave a great massage, then she fucked the fuck out of me (as opposed to me fucking her). I'm like "jackpot" if all Vegas AMPs are like this, but we all know the reality.

A bit off topic for SD, but I know we have a lot of local mongers that frequent Vegas. Spring Mountain Road is Vegas Chinatown. It seems like there is an AMP every other business on that street. I would literally walk that street and check out each AMP until I saw something I liked. I pretended that I was looking for a specific gal and if I saw something I like, I would ask their name and if available. 90% of the AMPs in Vegas, the gal that greets you is your MT. BTW top 5-names for AMP tramps:

1. Rose.

2. Coco.

3. Amy.

4. May or Mei.

5. Candy.

Per your post, Vegas standard tip is higher than SD, HE $60 and FS $300 and that was over 10-years ago and is the same today. I suspect the many gamblers there are stereotypically good tippers and I base my gambling allowance on getting laid at an AMP. $300 and up, walk away and hit an AMP. $300-$500 down, FUCK, I could've got laid so walk away.

[QUOTE=ChowGow;3722131] sometimes when I ask for an MT by name, that I've never met and it's not what I hoped for, I have no problem walking away. [/QUOTE]I should've walked away sooner than I did but I stayed and all I did was get pissed off and end up walking away with 30 minutes left.

I didn't write a review of it but I was here last Thursday and was happy with the massage and the girl so I tried to repeat.

I called and asked for her by name, I showed the boss the card with the name written on it. I actually handed it to the manager and she said no problem and then in walks a different girl. She had obviously had never seen me before and she couldn't massage worth a crap in my opinion.

Last October I got pretty irritated at waiting in the room because they were busy. Instead of telling me they're busy they keep saying wait 10 minutes, then another 10 minutes, so after 30 minutes I stormed out and got my money back but this is probably the third time I've really felt that it's not worth it for me to bother coming here again. I come here to relax not be given bullshit and get irritated. There's way too many choices out there.

Another annoying thing is I have been here many many times and she acted like she's never seen me before, which is really weird because usually these girls have an excellent memory of the customers. Most shops remember me even if I've only been there once and I've easily been here 50 times in the last 2 1/2 years.

So I hope the rest of you have better experience but I'm just not going to put up with massage Wen anymore.

If you feel like you're getting pissed poor service here at least you were warned.

[QUOTE=MeeLikeeAsians;3722407]Nice report but you need to be realistic about one thing. "a bit better therapeutic massage" If you want a therapeutic massage, you go to a legit spa. [/QUOTE]It's not necessarily true you need to go to a legit spa to get a therapeutic massage. I've had plenty of great therapeutic massages over the past 25 years from those who also do pretty much anything and everything else. Finding a masseuse who can do both is not all that unusual at all. In fact I'm going to one this coming Tuesday that is legend for doing both. I'll do a writeup afterward.

[QUOTE=BlueSkyBlue;3722741]I should've walked away sooner than I did but I stayed and all I did was get pissed off and end up walking away with 30 minutes left. If you feel like you're getting pissed poor service here at least you were warned.[/QUOTE]We've been doing this long enough where we know what to do, but sometimes our guard is down and we suffer the consequences. Don't beat yourself up over it and thanks for a reminder to all of us to use our experience and wits to limit these unpleasant experiences.