Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=JackDeath;4847451]It had been a while since I had taken the plunge, what with COVID bullshit and everything, so I contacted Eva in Chandler for a bodyrub.

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I had a feeling the pics were not accurate, and they are not, but her place is very close by, and you know, nature was calling. Anyways, decent place, but she is overpriced. Either 50 or 60 for the time, and then upsells of course after that. 80 is the minimum she asks for, but I was able to negotiate her down. The rub was so-so on the back, kind of fast. Not rushed, she just moves fast. On the flip she made no qualms about grabbing and asking if I wanted her to rub that. I think you can probably get more than a HJ, but I was not about to pay her prices. So since it had been so long, I gave her 60 for the standard. But damn! She worked it so friggin' hard and fast, I felt like it was more of a sperm extraction than anything else! If you like the thought of being hooked up to a milking machine, then Eva is your gal! Anyways, she did the job, and I left emptier than when I went in, but I would probably not go back. There is another girl that works there too, but I assume pricing is the same.[/QUOTE]Yes, there is another girl there. Her name is Sammy.

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I've seen her a couple of times. Very soft spoken, sweet lady. Her pics are real. But you will not get the full menu on the first visit. And her prices are high. If I remember correctly it's $ for HJ, $.5 for a nude HJ and $$ for a CBJ. The massage is average for these types of places. She opens her menu up after the first visit, although YMMV. I have not seen Eva and wanted to because of her pictures, but if they are not accurate I'll pass.

[QUOTE=Apex3333;4847935]That's a shame about the pics but they did look too good to be true. Thanks for confirming. How would you describe her or where would you rate her on the 1 to 10 scale? Just in case I'm in the mood for an overpriced ejaculation extraction.[/QUOTE]The pics aren't her, but they bear a decent resemblance. She obviously works hard to keep in shape and is a hardbody. That said, very mechanical and expensive.

[QUOTE=KesterDiamond;4845261]I've seen her.

Nice gal, average massage, average grip, huge floppy tits.

I never went back.[/QUOTE]Tyler. Indeed. Her name is. Err. Was. Marney. Worked at 68th st and Thomas for years. Good personality. Actually had a bigger rack before but got a reduction. Damn.

Ah. The good old days. She used to be across from the legendary Aztec Massage. "don't look back, you can never look back" Don Henley.

[QUOTE=SpaSearcher;4848119]I stopped by here a week ago and nobody answered the door. There was also a note saying to call ahead for appointments due to covid reasons. Did you have to call ahead or are they fully open again?[/QUOTE]The last time I was there was about 2 weeks ago. I didn't call ahead. Door was open and all of the signs were lit up. The note and the appointment policy sounds like something new.

Since my regular massage girl, who was UTR, has left the area l have been searching for a replacement. Saw this one a couple weeks back, texted, not available, texted today, she had time. Set an appointment, and gave me a general area to head to, would give address before set time. When l got the address l almost cancelled since l saw another girl there before, but decided to give her a shot. Well the massage was bad, not bad in that she didn't apply enough pressure, or didn't know what to do, but bad as in she was all over the place, didn't really seem to care and half the time was using one hand while texting with the other. At the flip a handshake with roaming was allowed, she wore a long t shirt and panties and took the shirt off. Was actually good at the release, but tried to up sell for the only other thing she will do, Russian for. 6, I passed. After she said all she needs is an hour notice and she hopes to see me again, l told her there would be no next time mostly because she was texting half the time and she shorted me on time. Kind of a shame because she actually has the skills but lacks the want to do a good job. The good thing is the handshake is included so there is not surprisingly high quote and negotiations.

For got to add the link, [URL]https://phoenix.rubratings.com/173776[/URL].

[QUOTE=Selasorp;4849654]For got to add the link, [URL]https://phoenix.rubratings.com/173776[/URL][/QUOTE]Wow, she pulled that add down pretty quickly. What was her name?

First, as a monger who uses the stage name "Tyler", it is a bummer that the name is gender neutral and get used by dancers and escorts.

Two, if you PM (private message) me, know that I'm not on here often and usually only respond to senior members.

That said, to get the address for M1, RTFF (read the effing forum), or google 1660, Mesa, massage.

Third, it is worrisome that the popularity of M1 could lead to its demise. However, Aztec lasted forever. Goodness I miss that place.

Can anyone tell me where is these 2 places? I have about 1-2 k to spend. Want to get some serious fun. Looking for ladies with pretty faces and nice boobs (natural), I'll share my true experiences here thou. Thanks bros.

[QUOTE=TylerPerelli;4851849]First, as a monger who uses the stage name "Tyler", it is a bummer that the name is gender neutral and get used by dancers and escorts.

Two, if you PM (private message) me, know that I'm not on here often and usually only respond to senior members.

That said, to get the address for M1, RTFF (read the effing forum), or google 1660, Mesa, massage.

Third, it is worrisome that the popularity of M1 could lead to its demise. However, Aztec lasted forever. Goodness I miss that place.[/QUOTE]I can honestly say the Aztec was my best experience as a monger.

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I'll tell you what's funny, you wasted your bi annual post on this stupidity?

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[QUOTE=Apex3333;4850508]Wow, she pulled that add down pretty quickly. What was her name?[/QUOTE]She goes by Kira, works out of a place near 91st ave and Peoria, uses a ph# 623-XXX-3985, very thick with bleach blond hair and very thick almost cartoon comical lips.

Nothing special. Met a asian woman at the counter. Not perfect but acceptable 30's spread. . 6 for the hour and $$ for the tip. Light touch massage and full service ending. Total time 50 minute which would have been longer is some douche hole did not come in and wait in the waiting room. WTF? The therapist says she is busy and you need to wait. Do you not understand the code? She was busy with me, ,leave!

It was fine but creepy cause the next guy was in waiting room and on the security cam in the room while I was being massaged. With door cracked open cause the girl did not want to close it.

I recommend other places but whatever. She had big fake tits so your preference.

No name given.

[QUOTE=Bear5;4855517]Nothing special. Met a asian woman at the counter. Not perfect but acceptable 30's spread. . 6 for the hour and $$ for the tip. Light touch massage and full service ending. Total time 50 minute which would have been longer is some douche hole did not come in and wait in the waiting room. WTF? The therapist says she is busy and you need to wait. Do you not understand the code? She was busy with me, ,leave!

It was fine but creepy cause the next guy was in waiting room and on the security cam in the room while I was being massaged. With door cracked open cause the girl did not want to close it.

I recommend other places but whatever. She had big fake tits so your preference.

No name given.[/QUOTE]260 is awfully steep for an AMP.

Decide to stop by Top Spa and was met the mamassan as always. She recommended a new to me. I said sure, paid for the hour and went in. Inside I met Jessica. Holy smokes. Model type figure. Very beautiful. Not someone I expected to work there. Ask if I wanted a shower, I said yes. Always never disappoints. Had a little fun then move to the room. This girl is gorgeous. Came very quickly. Sucker for good looking girl. I will repeat again.