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[QUOTE=Trifix1;3197253]Lmfao! Can you imagine? Ho ho ho indeed![/QUOTE]It was a client or pimp dude. She told him to come back later. She made up a lie to you because she was embarrassed. Never believe what they tell you and never hide in the bath room, just leave or you may find yourself in the tub permanently.
[QUOTE=Howard5354;3197427]It was a client or pimp dude. She told him to come back later. She made up a lie to you because she was embarrassed. Never believe what they tell you and never hide in the bath room, just leave or you may find yourself in the tub permanently.[/QUOTE]But I do know her and we talk openly about certain things. I have been to her house and know a family member and she is clean and independent. But yes you have a point, with any other provider this could have been the management. Keep those stories coming. I will add one more later today.
[QUOTE=VinceRahm;3196785]With all the exploits, it may be worthwhile to share the joy and some peculiar (funny) stories about our service providers. I invite you gents to share anything that might bring cheer / joy / chuckle while we celebrate the holidays. I will add a a couple in the next post.[/QUOTE]In the heat of the moment, when the provider calls you by your 'monger' name, and you stop and think. WHO? Oops, that's right. That's me!
My Christmas horror story occurred when I was in Chicago for a training conference circa 2002. I left a gathering of co-workers out in Des Plaines and drove to a few know strolls. I was before Christmas in early December. It was cold and just like here when it's cold, the pickings can be scarce. At least the good ones aren't out.
I was in the area of Lincoln and Peterson on the NW side and near all the hotels that rent by the hour. I had spotted a gorgeous young thing just north of Peterson on a side street. She had long black hair and longer legs. I don't remember her name but she was young although she said she was 21. She had a place in Evansville off of Howard. I knew the area since I had worked down there at one time.
We got to her very nice apartment and we headed to the bedroom. We settled on the donation and activity. I was all in for this girl. She was absolutely beautiful and possible TGTBT. My pants are off and I'm on the bed. She was milling around the room and then I heard a knock on the door. I told her don't answer it but she said she had to, so she left the room. I immediately got completely dressed and put my coat on then ran into the living room to make it look like I was just hanging out.
In walks three dudes, one of which says he is her cousin. He wants to know what I'm doing there and did I know she was only 18. Legal age if am not mistaken. I just said I'm an old friend and I stopped by for a visit. She never uttered a word but perhaps that was best. Thankfully as I was talking I was working my way to the door and no one stopped me. At the same time I had my hand near my pocket where my S&W 5 shot was locating and praying that I would not have to pull it out.
I slipped out the door onto the walkway and tried to walk calmly as fast as I could to my car. My heart was pounding in my ears and I was barely breathing until I pulled away. Thankfully, I didn't shit or piss myself either. I was scared to death. I headed straight back to the hotel, swearing never to go the a SW's place on the first meet like that again. The odd thing is I still had my cash and no one tried to beat the living crap out me. I believe I was being protected that night, perhaps by the spirit of Christmas.
[QUOTE=VinceRahm;3196785]With all the exploits, it may be worthwhile to share the joy and some peculiar (funny) stories about our service providers. I invite you gents to share anything that might bring cheer / joy / chuckle while we celebrate the holidays. I will add a a couple in the next post.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=MilwaukeeTJ;3198071]In the heat of the moment, when the provider calls you by your 'monger' name, and you stop and think. WHO? Oops, that's right. That's me![/QUOTE]Not going into too many details. Met a provider who's dad happened to be a well known doctor in a city (different story on how I came to know that her dad was a doctor). She said that she had many brothers and sisters (large family with a lot of religious faith apparently). Met her about half hour later as she said that one of her sisters was home (barged in unexpectedly from college and so I had to wait up down the block in my car). Of course she was very hush hush and did not want to be spotted by the neighbors and I had to wrap up and leave quick etc. I had a good time and left.
Then about a month or so later met a college age provider and when we were chit chatting after the session, she talked about where she was originally from, and that she had a big family etc. Eventually it all led back to the same area in the city and the same doctors family!. Yup she was one of the sisters of the provider (she did not have any close resemblance and was about 10 years younger)!. I almost fell off the bed laughing but contained myself. On the drive back I yelled, screamed and cried in my car with laughter. Sad that all those prayers the parents did seem to have gone in vain. Definitely these apples seem to have fallen very far from the tree. Downhill.
Hi guys,
I'm going to be going to Cinci next week. Are there any AMPs that you know of there or in Indy (on the way down). Just started reading the forum and it is like a foreign language!
Thanks.
Tom.
[QUOTE=Croppyboy;3198392]Hi guys,
I'm going to be going to Cinci next week. Are there any AMPs that you know of there or in Indy (on the way down). Just started reading the forum and it is like a foreign language!Tom.[/QUOTE]Probably be a good idea to look in their forums. Hopefully that will help you.
[QUOTE=SoccerFan4245;3198134]My Christmas horror story occurred when I was in Chicago for a training conference circa 2002. I left a gathering of co-workers out in Des Plaines and drove to a few know strolls. I was before Christmas in early December. It was cold and just like here when it's cold, the pickings can be scarce. At least the good ones aren't out.
I was in the area of Lincoln and Peterson on the NW side and near all the hotels that rent by the hour. I had spotted a gorgeous young thing just north of Peterson on a side street. She had long black hair and longer legs. I don't remember her name but she was young although she said she was 21. She had a place in Evansville off of Howard. I knew the area since I had worked down there at one time.
We got to her very nice apartment and we headed to the bedroom. We settled on the donation and activity. I was all in for this girl. She was absolutely beautiful and possible TGTBT. My pants are off and I'm on the bed. She was milling around the room and then I heard a knock on the door. I told her don't answer it but she said she had to, so she left the room. I immediately got completely dressed and put my coat on then ran into the living room to make it look like I was just hanging out.
In walks three dudes, one of which says he is her cousin. He wants to know what I'm doing there and did I know she was only 18. Legal age if am not mistaken. I just said I'm an old friend and I stopped by for a visit. She never uttered a word but perhaps that was best. Thankfully as I was talking I was working my way to the door and no one stopped me. At the same time I had my hand near my pocket where my S&W 5 shot was locating and praying that I would not have to pull it out.
I slipped out the door onto the walkway and tried to walk calmly as fast as I could to my car. My heart was pounding in my ears and I was barely breathing until I pulled away. Thankfully, I didn't shit or piss myself either. I was scared to death. I headed straight back to the hotel, swearing never to go the a SW's place on the first meet like that again. The odd thing is I still had my cash and no one tried to beat the living crap out me. I believe I was being protected that night, perhaps by the spirit of Christmas.[/QUOTE]Holy shit, dude! You almost go done "Chicago style". Good thing you weren't caught, literally, with your pants down. The girl had to be in on the set-up. A SW with a nice apartment?
My story occurred in Indianapolis about 12 years ago. 3 of my friends and 3 ladies we all saw regularly used to host group parties. We would plan a party for up to 9 guys and 5 to 6 ladies at a hotel suite. The ladies would contact some other ladies they knew. We wanted talent we did not all know, strange is good! This time we had 8 guys lined up and a total of 5 ladies, including a new lady from St Louis. When all the guys and all but the St Louis lady arrived, the party started. The St Louis lady arrived about a half hour late. We were going to make introductions, when 2 people realized they knew each other! St. Louis and a guy from Indiana saw their "in laws". Both about crapped! They left the main room to talk! Later the returned and both stayed and later hooked up! It was a fun evening for all after all! They both did attend other parties later on. St. Louis told me later that her and her bother in law, her sister, his wife went on a cruise together, which had been planned for a long time. She said the bother in law hit her up for about 8 BJ's during the cruise! We had many good parties over the years!
[QUOTE=FatOldman69;3199655]My story occurred in Indianapolis about 12 years ago. 3 of my friends and 3 ladies we all saw regularly used to host group parties. We would plan a party for up to 9 guys and 5 to 6 ladies at a hotel suite. The ladies would contact some other ladies they knew. We wanted talent we did not all know, strange is good! This time we had 8 guys lined up and a total of 5 ladies, including a new lady from St Louis. When all the guys and all but the St Louis lady arrived, the party started. The St Louis lady arrived about a half hour late. We were going to make introductions, when 2 people realized they knew each other! St. Louis and a guy from Indiana saw their "in laws". Both about crapped! They left the main room to talk! Later the returned and both stayed and later hooked up! It was a fun evening for all after all! They both did attend other parties later on. St. Louis told me later that her and her bother in law, her sister, his wife went on a cruise together, which had been planned for a long time. She said the bother in law hit her up for about 8 BJ's during the cruise! We had many good parties over the years![/QUOTE]Good story but lots of drama. Just go get the pussy and be done with it.
One time I had a car date and took this young thing to a secluded spot in the park off the road. I'm going to town on her when all of a sudden, BAM! A racoon junks on the hood of the car from a tree. Those eyes were glowing. We were both screaming like little girls.
[QUOTE=Trifix1;3197030]For me it is when I went to visit a provider in Racine. Put her adress in my google maps and off I went. So I'm driving along zigging and zagging down side streets. I tell myself, 'damn this looks awefully familiar'! Google broad tells me I'm almost there. I go around another corner and drive past the mother in laws house which is a stones throw away from the providers! Now keep in mind that I have the classic Fred Flinstone / Mother-in -law relationship with my wifes mother. We just kinda deal with one another for families sake. Anyways, got my dick sucked by Ariel (Jessica). It was thee most satisfying blowjob I've ever go or ever will get, on principal alone! Just knowing that that bitchy woman was a few houses down just made the BJ that much better. Nobody could ever wipe the smirk I had on my face as I drive past her house again on my way home. What a jolly day for us all. Merry Christmas to trifix jr and all you hobbyists out there![/QUOTE]I have way too much time at my girlfriend's daughter's house. Her husband, foreign born, does not approve of my relationship with his mother-in-law, so I am made to feel as uncomfortable as he can possibly make me. Because he is a prick, he has built a high board fence around his house. Big deal, there's nothing to see there anyway. After a year or so, I answer a BP add for a black provider in Madison. I drive to her shitty apartment, but am met by a surprisingly beautiful woman. I wasn't suffering from leather dick at the time, so I ate some delicious black coochie, then fucked the hell out of it. I'm walking out of her crap-hole digs, standing on the stoop promising to see her again when I look to my right. There's a high board fence on the property line. And peeking over the top of it is asshole's house. I had to laugh. He's a religious zealot, and I'm fucking in his back yard. Too sweet.
Coochie Eater.
God bless us Everyone! Merry Christmas.
We all know the holidays brings out all sorts of things in people. My ex decided to show me this. And hey, what can I say? I'm in a giving mood.
[QUOTE=LuvNitdc5;3204689]We all know the holidays brings out all sorts of things in people. My ex decided to show me this. And hey, what can I say? I'm in a giving mood.[/QUOTE]So is your ex available?
[QUOTE=LuvNitdc5;3204689]We all know the holidays brings out all sorts of things in people. My ex decided to show me this. And hey, what can I say? I'm in a giving mood.[/QUOTE]Damn! What's her number? LOL.
Nice pics.