Massage Parlor Reports

Stopped by Four Seasons in Mcn after lunch yesterday. Mamasan was the only one there. No young stuff, damm. Didn't know that up front or I might have passed. The first room she led me to had not been cleaned up. WTF? Gross. Kleenex and towels all over the table.

Across the hall to a clean room before the soapy (almost scalding hot) TS / Massage w / light attention. Skipped the sauna since it was hot as Hades outside. Then, to a really hard back massage before I asked her to dial it back a notch. Door bell rang so off she went to clear her lobby. Found out later she locked the front door.

Flipped for the front side; she stripped down to panties and hopped up top. HJ to the finish, but jr. Was a little slow to pop, so she sticks her finger, well, you guess where. I pull her hand out of my ass and get her to stroke my dickroot below my balzack instead.

My advice is to hold out for her young stuff. Normally, I call first to check availability, but this was spur of the moment since I was in the area and was not the best I ever got there. (.6+.5)

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;1248748]Personally, any guy who likes a finger up his ass, female or male, has serious issues. snip.[/QUOTE]Oh, and a prostate exam from a seriously hot, lady internal medicine physician with long slim fingers is much more tolerable (eg) , than the same from some old geezer with short stubby fingers. Just say'in. I might even have pushed back a little.

[QUOTE=Bigsqueeze; 1249771]Stopped by Four Seasons in Mcn after lunch yesterday. Mamasan was the only one there. No young stuff, damm. Didn't know that up front or I might have passed. The first room she led me to had not been cleaned up. WTF? Gross. Kleenex and towels all over the table.

Across the hall to a clean room before the soapy (almost scalding hot) TS / Massage w / light attention. Skipped the sauna since it was hot as Hades outside. Then, to a really hard back massage before I asked her to dial it back a notch. Door bell rang so off she went to clear her lobby. Found out later she locked the front door.

Flipped for the front side; she stripped down to panties and hopped up top. HJ to the finish, but jr. Was a little slow to pop, so she sticks her finger, well, you guess where. I pull her hand out of my ass and get her to stroke my dickroot below my balzack instead.

My advice is to hold out for her young stuff. Normally, I call first to check availability, but this was spur of the moment since I was in the area and was not the best I ever got there. (.6+.5)

Oh, and a prostate exam from a seriously hot, lady internal medicine physician with long slim fingers is much more tolerable (eg) , than the same from some old geezer with short stubby fingers. Just say'in. I might even have pushed back a little.[/QUOTE]Personally, I don't care how hot the woman is, I would never allow any woman to stick her finger up my ass except during a medical exam, which I've had to do. But at least I got a female doctor to do it. A lot of the older Korean women will try the finger up the ass trick when giving a HJ. Apparently that's a popular technique in Korea at the barbershops and it carried over to the USA

You young 'uns won't appreciate a prostate massage until you get into your 50s or have enlarged prostate or ED.

You might think this is a gay joke, but a prostate massage is an old guy's best friend.

Doctors recommend that all guys over 40 get an annual prostate check from an urologist, and a prostate massage can actually relieve some pressure on enlarged prostate.

Enlarged prostate due to BPH is very common for guys over 40, and until you get to that point, you can joke all you want.

And what is worse is if you get prostate cancer.

Trust me, a pretty chick putting her finger up your butt is far more pleasurable than prostate cancer or enlarged prostate.

If you never tried it, try a PJ=prostate BJ. The lady strokes your prostate while BJ'ing you. This will cause you to release more than normal.

So PM me if you know a chick giving a good PJ.

[QUOTE=Big Money;1250157]If you never tried it, try a PJ=prostate BJ. The lady strokes your prostate while BJ'ing you.[/QUOTE]When I read this I first thought why not PBJ, but then I realized peanut butter and jelly was already taken. LOL.

I missed my chance for what I think, would have been a good PJ from a MILF / Lomi-Lomi therapist I was seeing in Locust Grove. Said she kept latex gloves around just for that purpose.

I really miss her. She gave multiple HE's if you had the blood flow to keep getting it back up. Her massages were great and she never passed a good hard-on. Mutual touch too. That gal lived to get topless and oiled up. I had her doing 2 hr sessions for 2. 50.

Moved to Oregon. Damn.

[QUOTE=Big Money;1250157]Doctors recommend that all guys over 40 get an annual prostate check from an urologist.[/QUOTE]I remember my 1st (and only. Bad Sentinel)"over 40" exam.

Doctor was a lovely latina woman. Me, cracking jokes to TRY to relax for the fickle finger of death (and failing miserably). And she asks if she can have a medical student observe.

"Why not? Let's make it a party! It can't get much worse!"

It can. And it did.

Student nurse walks in. And she is the hottest latina I have EVER laid eyes on. And here I am, ready to get lubed and have points unknown reached.

And as the doctor spreads the ice cold KY on me, she said softly,

"Sir. You just locked up on me. Could you PLEASE try to relax?"

We all had a laugh. Then WHAMMO, and I suddenly realize how opera singers hit those high notes.

I looked at them both and squeaked,"Ok. That one was a freebie. Next time it'll cost you $50."

Too bad. Never saw that nurse again. Wanted to tell her that she saw mine. Could I see hers?

LOL LOL LOL.

I never heard so much talk about grown ass males wanting a finger put up their ass in my life LOL! I wouldn't care how a chick looks to me it come down to MOIST behavior or gay like behavior, I met and known ALL types of females in my life some that work in the game of selling sex for a living and MANY have told me mostly guys from Europe desire "to have their ass played with" I was in Rio last year and MOST of the hookers I met told me that they were glad to be with me a MALE that didn't want or requested to have his ass played with because it seem like ALL they was running into was guys from Spain and other parts of Europe that wanted their ass played with one even asked did that have any male friends they could meet LOL.

I am friends with a lot of chicks that is in the game and I seen many guys on facebook that look like they were into chicks BUT they had checked they would be into males as well? WTF?

They were telling me that they had some guys that have EVEN brought a 8 inch Dildo to Brazil to have girls play with their ass with it! ALL of the girls felt these guys were on the MOIST side because I haven't found a chick (a hooker or NON pro) yet that thought it was a manly thing to have object be it a finger, banana or dildo put up a MALE ass.

It would be HARD I feel to find a NON PRO 9-5 female that want to be with a male that enjoyed or ASK her to play with his asshoe be it lick his ass or put her finger up his ass MANY chicks are worry about these DOWN LOW undercover BI males that look for ANYONE be it a male or female to play with his ass females are SICK of finding out later that some 300lb 6 foot + male she thought was all MEN end up later asking her to massage the insides of his ass cheeks by having objects and asking to have her finger all up his ass LOL LOL.

LOOK! Save the PM's ok? I know IF a male want his ass played with and he haven't been with a male he will feel there is NO WAY he is gay or MOIST but this is a gay male behavior chicks I have met have gay male friends and they have told them IF you meet a male and he ask you to play around in or around his ass he COULD have gay like behavior and he could LATER seek to be with a male and blame it on being drunk or something. This is WHY I don't hang around with guys I don't know by reading some of this stuff I know I won't be around many of you LOL LOL

I am NOT down with that! I am really into Latina's and most of them look at a male having his ass played with as a sissy act. I know you will find a Latina chick that you will PAY money to that would do it BUT a non-pro would find it hard to look at a 6'5 male like myself the same way IF I am bent over spreading my ass cheeks for her to put her finger in my ass HELL NO! LOL it isn't going to happen LOL!

Another thing. Guys that like it and seek it and pay for it more power to you ok? Knock yourself out I am posting this to the guys that HAVEN'T did this type of thing yet and I am just letting you know IF you meet a dime a hot looking chick and IF you ask her to play with your ass and put her finger ALL up your ass don't be shock IF you NEVER hear from her again.

I really think that many Asians chicks are into the finger in the ass thing because they see tricks that want that type of thing done to them I have to tell these chicks RIGHT UP front DON'T put your finger in my ass I don't play that shit... I was shock when SKY was licking my ass cheeks and ass I told her that was OK !! AND just suck my dick another reason I don't kiss these chicks.

I will thank the guys that have PM me by saying they agree with me 100% BUT if you feel this way why not post your feelings? Why I have to be the bad guy all the time LOL LOL hell I can take being the bad guy I guess LOL I am just letting you know IF you really like a chick and feel like dating a hot chick IF you run up to her the 1st time you in bed asking her to play with you ass and IF she the type that is worry about being with a down low male or BI male she is going to walk the 1st time she gets..

Hell, I wipe my ass and wash my ass and THAT is were it ends.

Kid Cisco

Hah! I was just visiting but you guys have given me a good laugh, thanks! Some of you sound like homophobes. Hey, you have a mouth and eat with eat and so do gays so does that make you gay? After all, they suck dick with that mouth.

Look, you can do or not do whatever you want but having a chicks finger up your very sensitive ass can be very pleasurable when you cum a ton. And, someone pointed out the benefit of having a prostate massage and that is also a very valid point. But it being gay? Come on! No more than eating and enjoying that.

If you're gay you're gay or you may go both ways. I'm not but someone who is isn't any skin off my ass. Pardon the pun. If you are TOO WORRIED about doing something gay. Well, maybe you do have a problem there in your closet. Ease up and don't be so worried about the gay. It doesn't rub off on you and having a finger up your ass by a chick won't make you gay. Thanks for being so entertaining.

Looks like Chalet has changed it's name to River Spa. I drive by there going to work and noticed a new sign.

[QUOTE=Redbeard0504;1250775]It doesn't rub off on you and having a finger up your ass by a chick "won't make you gay".[/QUOTE]Of course not. At that point, you're almost already there (gay).

I try not to ever use the term Racist or Homophoia UNLESS I have proof, but for me to have spent almost a year in a half on tour buses, airplanes and hotels etc. With gay dancers that dance with Lady GAGA and I have talked to some of them after the tour by phone and by e-mail and I am happy to called them my friends.

I have even stood up to waiters that was trying to give them hell laughing and making jokes because they were gay (once they found out who they worked for they were trying to kiss their ass and asked for tickets) so I am the last person in the world that is a homophoia. BUT I do have a issue with someone that try to put themselves out as a 100% MALE that isn't gay BUT they behave and do questionable practices.

Maybe I am old school with the way I think or maybe it was the way I was raised, you have so many males these days that is brought up by single Mothers that allow them to do things unmanly and won't say NO to them to show them how to be a male! I learned when I was small just because something feels good doesn't mean you should do it! Hell I NEVER took drugs or even smoke pot before in my life! So EVEN if a cute chick wanted to place her finger up my ass and it would or could feel GREAT I mean it could feel wonderful BUT to me that wouldn't be something manly I would want to! I couldn't even dream of seeing some guy in my Navy unit having a chick finger inserted in their ass they will catch hell from us guys LOL LOL

BUT, at the end of the day it doesn't matter what I think there will be guys that will pay a hooker to do this to them (because for no other reason than IT FEELS GOOD) LOL. And their will be NON pros girls that will RUN FOR THE HILLS if they get asked to do that to some guy.

To me I sit limits on what I will do and won't do. I tell you what someone did they sent me a video of some nut that put peanut butter on his dick head and let his dog lick it off WTF? I guess he did it for what? BECAUSE IT FELT GOOD! LOL give me a break LOL

The bottom line is I am cool with gays it would be hard to do my job IF I had a problem with gays. BUT from were I came from a MALE doesn't insert ANYTHING in their ass no matter how cute some chick is or how GREAT it may feel.

Hell even when I watch that show JACKASS they always putting something up their ass and whenever there is a chick around me they always say those guys are gay or BI !! to be doing that..

Kid Cisco

[QUOTE=Kid Cisco; 1250986]I try not to ever use the term Racist or Homophoia UNLESS I have proof, but for me to have spent almost a year in a half on tour buses, airplanes and hotels etc. With gay dancers that dance with Lady GAGA and I have talked to some of them after the tour by phone and by e-mail and I am happy to called them my friends.

I have even stood up to waiters that was trying to give them hell laughing and making jokes because they were gay (once they found out who they worked for they were trying to kiss their ass and asked for tickets) so I am the last person in the world that is a homophoia. BUT I do have a issue with someone that try to put themselves out as a 100 MALE that isn't gay BUT they behave and do questionable practices.

Maybe I am old school with the way I think or maybe it was the way I was raised, you have so many males these days that is brought up by single Mothers that allow them to do things unmanly and won't say NO to them to show them how to be a male! I learned when I was small just because something feels good doesn't mean you should do it! Hell I NEVER took drugs or even smoke pot before in my life! So EVEN if a cute chick wanted to place her finger up my ass and it would or could feel GREAT I mean it could feel wonderful BUT to me that wouldn't be something manly I would want to! I couldn't even dream of seeing some guy in my Navy unit having a chick finger inserted in their ass they will catch hell from us guys LOL LOL

BUT, at the end of the day it doesn't matter what I think there will be guys that will pay a hooker to do this to them (because for no other reason than IT FEELS GOOD) LOL. And their will be NON pros girls that will RUN FOR THE HILLS if they get asked to do that to some guy.

To me I sit limits on what I will do and won't do. I tell you what someone did they sent me a video of some nut that put peanut butter on his dick head and let his dog lick it off WTF? I guess he did it for what? BECAUSE IT FELT GOOD! LOL give me a break LOL

The bottom line is I am cool with gays it would be hard to do my job IF I had a problem with gays. BUT from were I came from a MALE doesn't insert ANYTHING in their ass no matter how cute some chick is or how GREAT it may feel.

Kid Cisco[/QUOTE]I could be wrong but somehow I'm getting a feeling that my fuckin' co-pay will increase by the number of wannabe fags who gleefully abuse my HMO, Medicare, Medicaid, etc, for useless probes up their asses because they can't seem to find alternative tingling sensations from inserting small, innocent rodents up their rectal cavities and abusing this USASG Massage Parlor forum simply because their favorite dildo store doesn't offer extended hours due to Bush / Obama economic woes. Worst case scenario:

Los Angeles Times.

"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was.

Only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused.

Doctors.

In the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital.

Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had.

Been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone.

Seriously wrong."I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped.

Raggot, or gerbil, in," he explained."As usual, Kiki shouted out.

"Armageddon", by cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot.

But he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a.

Match, thinking the light might attract him."

At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what.

Happened next."The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a.

Flame shot out the tube, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely.

Burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers.

Which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine,

Propelling the rodent out like a cannonball."

Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the.

Impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree.

Burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.

.

.

.

O. K, here's the top ten things that scared me the most in reading.

This story:

10)"I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum." OUCH!

9)"So I peered into the tube." Aaaaahhhhhhh. I'm sorry, but.

That's like looking through a telescope into hell. I'd rather use.

Binoculars to stare into the sun.

8) That poor gerbil (who obviously suffers from low self esteem)

Being shot out of the guy's ass like Rocky the Flying Squirrel on.

Rocky & Bullwinkle.

7) Suffering a broken nose from a gerbil being launched out of.

Someone's ass. I'm just guessing, but I seriously doubt said gerbil.

Was springtime fresh after his little journey into Kiki's "tunnel of.

Love."

6) People walking around with these volcnanic-like pockets of gas.

In their rectums.

5) People who do this kind of thing and then admit what they were.

Doing when taken to the emergency room. Sorry, but I think I would.

Have made up a story about a gang of roving, pyromaniac, anal sex.

Fiends breaking into my house and sodomizing me with a charcoal.

Lighter before I admitted the truth. Call me old fashioned, but I.

Just can't imagine looking at a doctor and saying "Well doc, it's like.

This. See we have this gerbil named Raggot and we took this cardboard.

Tube."

4)"First and second degree burns to the anus". Wouldn't this make.

The burning itch and discomfort of hemorrhoids a welcome relief? How.

Does one ever take a healthy shit after something like this? And the.

Smell of burning anus must be in the top five most horrible scents on.

The face of God's green earth.

3) People named "Kiki" which is obviously a Polynesian word for.

"Idiotic men who insert rodents up their butts."

2) What kind of a hospital would hold a press conference on this?

1) This happened in Salt Lake City. What kind of people are those.

Mormons? I'm starting to get a whole new image of the Osmond family.

Bottom line: I hope you enjoy your next special "prostate exam" but PLEASE post it on a gay forum or webmd dot com, not here!

Damn, sorry what I thought was a simple request for info on a massage parlor board about local female masseuses performing a particular type of massage set off so many heated responses. I'll remember in the future that unless reporting on getting a massage from 40+ year old marginally attractive women then having sex in one if the three acceptable positions that I should probably keep my mouth shut. Cause clearly anything outside of that narrow box throws a huge question mark on my masculinity. Maybe I should go smack a few ladies around while I'm at. That should make me more manly right?

[QUOTE=Kid Cisco; 1250763]LOL LOL LOL.

I never heard so much talk about grown ass males wanting a finger put up their ass in my life LOL! I wouldn't care how a chick looks to me it come down to MOIST behavior or gay like behavior, I met and known ALL types of females in my life some that work in the game of selling sex for a living and MANY have told me mostly guys from Europe desire "to have their ass played with" I was in Rio last year and MOST of the hookers I met told me that they were glad to be with me a MALE that didn't want or requested to have his ass played with because it seem like ALL they was running into was guys from Spain and other parts of Europe that wanted their ass played with one even asked did that have any male friends they could meet LOL.

I am friends with a lot of chicks that is in the game and I seen many guys on facebook that look like they were into chicks BUT they had checked they would be into males as well? WTF?

They were telling me that they had some guys that have EVEN brought a 8 inch Dildo to Brazil to have girls play with their ass with it! ALL of the girls felt these guys were on the MOIST side because I haven't found a chick (a hooker or NON pro) yet that thought it was a manly thing to have object be it a finger, banana or dildo put up a MALE ass.

It would be HARD I feel to find a NON PRO 9-5 female that want to be with a male that enjoyed or ASK her to play with his asshoe be it lick his ass or put her finger up his ass MANY chicks are worry about these DOWN LOW undercover BI males that look for ANYONE be it a male or female to play with his ass females are SICK of finding out later that some 300lb 6 foot + male she thought was all MEN end up later asking her to massage the insides of his ass cheeks by having objects and asking to have her finger all up his ass LOL LOL.

LOOK! Save the PM's ok? I know IF a male want his ass played with and he haven't been with a male he will feel there is NO WAY he is gay or MOIST but this is a gay male behavior chicks I have met have gay male friends and they have told them IF you meet a male and he ask you to play around in or around his ass he COULD have gay like behavior and he could LATER seek to be with a male and blame it on being drunk or something. This is WHY I don't hang around with guys I don't know by reading some of this stuff I know I won't be around many of you LOL LOL

I am NOT down with that! I am really into Latina's and most of them look at a male having his ass played with as a sissy act. I know you will find a Latina chick that you will PAY money to that would do it BUT a non-pro would find it hard to look at a 6'5 male like myself the same way IF I am bent over spreading my ass cheeks for her to put her finger in my ass HELL NO! LOL it isn't going to happen LOL!

Another thing. Guys that like it and seek it and pay for it more power to you ok? Knock yourself out I am posting this to the guys that HAVEN'T did this type of thing yet and I am just letting you know IF you meet a dime a hot looking chick and IF you ask her to play with your ass and put her finger ALL up your ass don't be shock IF you NEVER hear from her again.

I really think that many Asians chicks are into the finger in the ass thing because they see tricks that want that type of thing done to them I have to tell these chicks RIGHT UP front DON'T put your finger in my ass I don't play that shit. I was shock when SKY was licking my ass cheeks and ass I told her that was OK! AND just suck my dick another reason I don't kiss these chicks.

I will thank the guys that have PM me by saying they agree with me 100% BUT if you feel this way why not post your feelings? Why I have to be the bad guy all the time LOL LOL hell I can take being the bad guy I guess LOL I am just letting you know IF you really like a chick and feel like dating a hot chick IF you run up to her the 1st time you in bed asking her to play with you ass and IF she the type that is worry about being with a down low male or BI male she is going to walk the 1st time she gets.

Hell, I wipe my ass and wash my ass and THAT is were it ends.

Kid Cisco[/QUOTE]KC, once again your willingess to call it like it is has been refreshing to say the least. I agree, regardless of what others might think or say, if you take anything in the ass that is not performed by a medical doctor for a specific physical problem ya might get your man card pulled.

Seems that guys today in general are just soft and it's no wonder they want to take a finger up the ass. This whole metro thing has gotten out of hand. Must my. 02

[QUOTE=Indian Chief;1241204]Just got back from FT, and met one fine tall of a drink named Lea. Man it reminded me the old time. She is young, tall with natural tata and top class services. Full menu is not that expensive. She was happy camper. Nice TS, little soft massage and then rest of the fun. I will repeat next week again for sure. Mama said Yuri is still there and girls will rotate for bacation more often. She is trying to keep young staff. . Only thing is, they are all the way up north, just out side of Fulton county, on hwy 9.[/QUOTE]Long time lurker part time player. Not a FS player as those covers seem to kill this ol' man's member. I go in to "play". As a Roswell residenct have been to Evergreen on a few occasion, Connie and Sony were the best I had there but that was monts if not years ago. But Fine Touch is close and on this review I couldn't resist.

Met mamason going in the door with me, and she immediately took me to a room and said wait will be 5 min. Got undressed knowing what I was there for, and in walks Lea. IC description is correct. Tall, beautiful, naturals, and bubbly personality. Good English too. Requested a naked happy play session, $60 + $60. TS was great with extra attention. Then I request even more attention and she happily complied (at my age I need and enjoy every bit of extra everything). Back to room, she undresses, lite massage on back for 5 min then flip to play. For me, it was a GFE, DATY. 69, hugging, kissing. Her light touch on my bare dick was just at just the right pace to extend my ecstasy till I almost passed out at the end. More kissing then clean up. I'm going back for sure when my next SS check comes in.

[QUOTE=Bobbyj29;1251052]Damn, sorry what I thought was a simple request for info on a massage parlor board about local female masseuses performing a particular type of massage set off so many heated responses. I'll remember in the future that unless reporting on getting a massage from 40+ year old marginally attractive women then having sex in one if the three acceptable positions that I should probably keep my mouth shut. Cause clearly anything outside of that narrow box throws a huge question mark on my masculinity. Maybe I should go smack a few ladies around while I'm at. That should make me more manly right?[/QUOTE]Couldn't have said it better, Bobbyj29. Way, way, way too much adolescent insecurity on this board. If you would have asked for information about a foot fetish or a green skinned Martian lady, no one would have raised a whisper. You are better off scanning through the boards to find the grownups and share info in PM with them. And for the record, any member who brags about pushing ladies around & putting the ho in her place, goes on and on about his studliness (like we give a s*) , or generally acts like an a-hole gets no information from me. If I like a provider well enough to recommend them, then I wouldn't want to send them a client like that.